GTA: San Andreas - Fat CJ's Battlecries - Very Funny!

[MrGuy136]

Funny

[p7byrd]

Best video game ever.

[philanderadriaan]

I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[zzsql]

awesome examples for kids right here.

[TheMrSquash]

/watch?v=yBilQF5ipMI

[Tobidecai]

I never realised this! San Andreas keep surprising me after 7 years! Something like this is what they should do with GTA V!

[ArthurChevelle]

@Tobidecai and should have done in GTA IV

[envisioner007]

fatman with a gun bitch...

[BananaOwn]

I didn't know he says other things when he becomes a fattie lol. Nice video. :)

[KidOfEighteen]

Haha I never heard these! Cool. Nice video.

[cheremenin]

I'M GABE NEWELL

[razvyboss69]

you wanna look like swiss cheese?

[MrSniperscope]

press 5 for are you wearing a diaper :D

[Alex2k793]

Lunch Money :)

[CassieDynomite]

lol now im missin the old GTAs damnnnn

[NTom92]

Rockstar Games just think of everything

[xLilCap]

REPRESENT YO SET CHICKEN BOY !!

[bosaap10]

a ped also said to me once: yo stomach hangs over you dick huh? XD

[michaelwwesongs1]

fat man got a gun bitch !

[TheCj1325]

u wanna look like swiss cheese

[n1g3ld34c0n]

And this is why CJ is my fave GTA protagonist. XD Hi-larious.

[MCSimRUS]

He fat at 55% or you have a CJ's body bug.

[phibacid]

lunch money

[Cyrdavolevole]

61 people wearin' a diaper :D

[TheDBStrongnow]

WHATUP CHICKEN BOY

[vutQy]

haha never heard that before

[TheElias2070]

Haha, it's funny. Once He's fat he talks. And not just during a misson.

[ChargedCMOS]

you wanna look like swiss cheese?

[Niftyeye]

Fat Fool's packing bitch!

[MrNathan7]

Fat man got a gun bitch xD

[SuperRehank]

yesterday wheni was playing cj said to that black fat guy (u want me 2 eat u)

[D0M1NlC]

You wanna look like swiss cheese , "played gta sa -made cj fat"

[jlmmybob]

i heard this one cj said when i beat the shit out of a cop he said do u want me 2 eat you 

[Safa0519]

0:56 when he firing the gun, the grandma is running away :D

[ENDORPHINSAM]

@SuperLegomaster7 Lol

I could run this game on my toaster

[xStageMonsterx]

hahahaha

[Cornwiggle]

Haha. Lunch money.

I gotta get him fat when I finish the game.

[kakais2009]

hhhhhhh nice

[metalzinbr]

not funny at all.. actually I almost cried watching this nonsense video

[DroolingBoy]

CJ must be hungry all the time XD

[4131025]

Lard

[MaxRideWizardLord]

how to make him fat?

[paintball171717]

that was VERY DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anchovelli97]

Ha ha this is funny

[vinto34]

Yeah fat fool's packin' bitch...that it fool?

[manman12281]

lunch money

[KCJan123]

run. run for your life. homer simpson got a apple pie instead chocolate. NOOOO!!!

[gamer5087]

lunch money

[Trecobezor]

quberts army will destroy you!

[GasmaskAvenger]

lol "chicken boy"

[pspguy2013]

Fat guy got gun bitch:)

[beinyourguard]

i watch this like 20 times a day

[kakay47]

0:55 are you wearing a diaper? XD

[bryantfamily]

This video should help keep my belly full.. (Fat CJ Voice)

[Trecobezor]

@bryantfamily cant you learn to spell? balla fool!

[bryantfamily]

@Trecobezor ...What..???

[MegaPawner]

You wanna look like Swiss cheese?

LOL

[mrlamborghini642]

FAT FUCK

[TheClodfather]

fat cj is awesome!!

[nockisal]

he say that things only if he gets fat?

[Claudiu1324]

@nockisal yes

[alexanderpoulakhs]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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[thisaccisformusic]

hahahahahahahahahaha are you wearing a diaper

[EATSUMGaming]

"Lunch Money!"

[Winter12345100]

Fat man got a gun, bitch!

[afrospirit100]

wow. They should have this shit in every GTA game

[gta99silverado]

Lol Lunch money xDDD

[mortalvideos]

damn that almost made me piss on my pants. so much fun xDDD

[TheSkullofskorpion]

you wanna look like swiss cheese. lol XD

[baahhhFATALITY11]

All he ever talks is food...and his fatness XD

[ClifffSVK]

ok ok pls stop ppl stop ! 50 comments with the same content :D i know how to get fat :D

[TRSRM]

Look like is another voice, I dunno maybe cuz when he get fat his voice change.

[mehmood248]

are you wearing a daiper?? XD

[RamereW]

@mehmood248 lmao the second I read that is when he said it...

[mehmood248]

@RamereW he says it around 0:55

[TrueGamer181]

I like beating the shit outta people, then he says "I'ma eatchu foo!"

[xXOhMiiGawdessXx]

Wait he runs and walks extra slow, and all funny looking when fat? Geez lol

[DFrnkln06]

I did not know he said this after all these years but I never made him get fat though

[xXOhMiiGawdessXx]

@DFrnkln06 Agreed, same thing lol

[1thekingrussell1]

he runs like he shit in his pants lol

[guitarhero666759]

i' m gonna make cj real fat just to to do this lol

[acidjoker21]

0:12 lunch money srry

[acidjoker21]

0:16 lunch money

0:34 this shud halp keep my belli full

0:52 are u wearin a diper

1:19 u wanna look like swis cheeze

[acidjoker21]

ROFL lunch money swiss cheese joke

[asafor6]

lol you speaked as cj XD

[rolandroiroi]

how to lock on target like you did when you were firing at them???

[MrClubpenguino]

people that havent got this cheat book,get it now its awesome!

look for gta sa in it and look for the cheat name called "maximum fat" (or if you wanna be strong,look for maximum muscle have fun! ;))

[soulsypher11]

@MrClubpenguino try looking on the internet...its free retard

[Guria999]

gay . 

[goku180000]

he kinda looks like hank hill at the beggining

[claypiesexygod]

Fat carl wants your ride peewee!

[GoncaloM08]

Cool video! Especially the warcry of 1:17! LOL

[MISANTHROPY647]

You wanna look like swiss cheese? XD

[kitchendrone1]

his mussle battlecrie is wat a suprise i got a gun the first time i herd that i loled hell hard

[masonw86]

Fat man got a gun bitch!

[MegaNathan66]

is not fat is juste walking fat animation

[drag117]

fat man got a gun bitch! xD

[AxeChocolateboy]

thank you for accually putting a funny video or a video worth watching about a game or anything. this is unlike the other people on this site who post nothing but crap that ony pisses me and others off

[EagleEye4Hire]

gta the ballod of gay tony is modern

[IchibanSoup]

since when does weight make your voice lower haha

[burnmehdown214]

What does he say if he's really thin and has no muscles?

[yunuss58]

my cj has a smoking and he says :``you think i´m a well dressed clown

[omgdan23]

Holy fuck. Ballas are really packin' alot o cash

[nikobellic4427]

my favorite fat fool's got a gun bitch and you wanna look like swiss chesse

[DEWEYBOY123]

lo 0:55 "ARE YOU WEARING A DIAPER!!!"

[krunkmike369]

i wish they would remake this game.. i liked the mod shops, body building, fighting styles, ect, ect, ect.. ooh yeah.. planes.. big ass planes at that.. GTA4 is fail..

[sambee12345]

"you wanna look like swiss cheese?" rofl xD

[Bob2IzIcon]

rofl that so offensive to fat ppl, cj is a dumbass when fat.

[siemka321]

@Bob2IzIcon Its to much for cj to handle fatness so his brain used 10% seeing 20% control and 80% his mind. Cj is actualy stupid when he is fat.

[GabrielNetSoto]

cj rocks but Tommy Vercetti is number one

[MrJamezTV]

lol

[HaloTnt104]

rofl are you wearing a diaper?

[EndlessCycleOfPride]

can you maybe also post his other battlecries

[luizrox1]

dude it is him when fat ppl talk they sound funny like biggy smalls if he was skinner then he would sound different thats how realistic this game is

[RasmusKudahl]

Lol i feel so bad because i played this when i didnt understand english....lol

[glennbjarte]

Lunch money!

[cookiegurl777]

yeah fat fools packin bitch!

[12356789paul]

i was on it before and i got on my bike jump landed on a poilce men killed him there came after me i jump again in mid air jump of i landed on 1 and my bike did so funny at time

[siemka321]

listen carfuly at 0:54 and you will hear a man saying:

are you waring a diaper!?

[Sabohaque]

"Lunch money."

Sounds like a Schwarzenegger quote.

[xtazy115]

hahahaha.i never played with cj fat.i didnt know he had different lines for his phisical condition.this is one of the million reasons why san andreas is way better than gta 4.

[cobboGHS91]

@xtazy115 definitly i still play san andreas now while gta4 sits on the shelf, san andreas should be re-released updated like gods of war

[gtz1975]

FAT CJ KICKS ASS!

[lordGTAwarrior]

Lol. "You wanna look like swiss cheese?" Hahaha, so good...

[TRSRM]

You wanna look like swiss cheese ? HILARIOUS

[jayyman123]

lol

[Romeydaking119]

This Should help keep my belly full lol

[matterex]

lmfao i neva herd fat cj b4

[xxtaytaydemidemi]

"this should help keep my belly full!"

(:

[hassan12833915]

naaaaaaaa! thats a cheatng code that make cj fat!!!!

[ZhangtheGreat]

Hahahaha, still unbelievable to me how much you can customize CJ XD

[mushkeeful]

FATMAN GOT A GUN BITCH :DD

[10RonaldoC]

im fat but i aint slow

[mehmood248]

@mushkeeful hahahahaha

[GTAgamesfans]

Lol

[MacraStraba]

Throw in an afro and a jumper and you get Fat Albert!

[Crow949]

straight out xD

[Gooba187]

@MacraStraba lol

[kingcarrick]

its not even cj listen carefully

[majorunderscore]

Then who is it? If it's some other guy then he should be credited in the game manual.

[TehSirZer0]

@majorunderscore sorry man, not Cj voice.

[harrunostasj]

It's CJ alright.

[burnmehdown214]

@kingcarrick It IS CJ, His voice is just lower

[ClifffSVK]

@kingcarrick yes, you're right, it's not cj, it's young maylay

[gameingguy01]

when he picks up money he goes like "lunch money"

[asimb0mb]

0:55 f*cking funny "Are you wearing a diaper?!" hahaha

[gtz1975]

Fat CJ kicks ass!

[maximdymok]

lol, when i was fist fighting he said" ive got weight on my side" looooooooooollll!!!!

[kristengoulette]

lol "are u wearin a diaper?"

[187nydala]

is he wearing a diaper XD

[jasonx2115]

lol one battlecry i heard while CJ was fat on my game.. was i was fist fighting and he said "This aint fat.. its all muscle" or somthing like that.. hehe

[lupinvash3]

@jasonx2115

Another thing he says is "There's muscle under all this fat!"

[CashClock]

Lol I love the things he says when he's fat.

[ClifffSVK]

how to get fat ? :( please help

[majorunderscore]

Getting fat is simple - eat lots of unhealthy food (though not so much that CJ throws up) and don't exercise (don't use the treadmill at the gym). It only takes some time, so be disciplined and those extra pounds will be yours in no time. :-)

[ClifffSVK]

ok thx :D

[jasenrooks2010]

@majorunderscore YOU CAN ALSO USE THE CHEAT TO BE FAT

[StarwarsGeneral]

eat to much food :)

[Romeydaking119]

@ClifffSVK Eat alot of junk food in this game or u can do the cheat code in by the way u can also do this on ps2 or xbox

[SuperKindle]

@ClifffSVK Same as in real life..... Eat and dont work out.

[mehmood248]

@ClifffSVK just eat alot or use "get fat"cheat

[stiskavac]

@ClifffSVK go to any fast food resturant and eat 10 big meals...not 11 or CJ will throw up...do that every thew hours(game time)and you will get fat...

[edrianne042]

@ClifffSVK for pc heres a cheat btctjbcb if u want dont want to cheat eat lots of food dont exercise but dont let cj throw up

[wasgeht951]

lol

[Ratchet527]

CJ's Battlecries in my game are about him being rich or something.......like "Just Don't mess up the outfit" "I'm rich and fucking crazy !" "I Might be dressed okay, but I'm a killer !" and I can't get him to stop saying it !!!! Someone please help !!! how do I get him to go back to normal battlecries ??

[majorunderscore]

Have you tried changing CJ's clothes?

[Ratchet527]

yes, and I even tried taking away all his clothes and he's still doing it !

[majorunderscore]

Maybe it's because CJ has a lot of money? I dunno. Have you tried making him fat, like in my video?

[Ratchet527]

Yeah I tried making him fat and his battlecries changed to the fat one but if he loses weight he goes back to the rich battlecries

[HaloTnt104]

@Ratchet527 its a cheat code

[Gooba187]

@Ratchet527 put a gimp suit on and hes like 'im may be well dressed but ill still fuck u up' lol

[drewrocks3456]

Fat man with a gun bitch HAHA xD

[The91210user]

Fat, ugly and proud of it! Gotta love them.

[soflabob]

LOL @ " you wanna look like Swiss Cheese? !"

And " Lunch Money "

O_O

nom nom nom!!!

[soflabob]

tooo funny I'm dying here O_o

[nickkov97]

my favorite was "Fat Man Got A Gun Man!"

[Brendoncsz]

@nickkov97

me too!

but its actually fat man gotta gun, bitch