Mock The Week - Scenes We'd Like To See - Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Flat Mate

[Lole220]

theres only 2 of us well, 3 if you count god! :D

[ChaserOfMornings]

"well if ya don't think I'm a nosey bastard then why did you write that in your diary?"

[TheLaceratedSky]

Whats so funny about the hoover joke?

[xarriluseth]

@TheLaceratedSky

cause he's suggesting he put his cock in it and it got stuck. learn your comedy punchlines...

[TheLaceratedSky]

@xarriluseth OK...I was going with that;)

[DrumBass4ever]

......i could not live with someone who was that obbesseded with fictional charater such as God

[MuserFilms]

MY LAST FLAT WAS JUST LIKE FRIENDS. Have you seen the one where Joey kills everybody?

[TVextremist91]

Aww... Russell is such a gentleman at 1:02.

[TheManWithNoName786]

lol Mr G.Had (Jihad)



[LoxiDays33]

Russell's so polite. Did you see him let that girl go?

[StigsIrishNiece]

Russell's Cat joke and me laughing for days!

[branafro2k10]

who's th e guy that disliked this -fuck you  :p

[InsanityBlah]

aww, that guy in the red top is a gentleman too at 1:01... and funny sigh

[hornet1blue]

Things you would like to see.........Lucy Porter sat on my face:)

[joesbeforebros]

Dara's disappointed face when the unfunny woman speaks.

[NoobTVinc]

i dont see why i should pay for a half the loo roll when i never use any lol

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

almost died laughing at frankie's loo roll comment! 

[MissShortie92]

what is the name of that female comedian?

[brandonholtuin]

@MissShortie92 lucy porter

[santis142]

i dont get hugh's joke about g-had

[natwhitney]

@santis142  g had = jihad

[EzzaDeep]

lmao,

and aids test XD!!

[townie45]

thats was funny

[TriviaFreak]

Who's the tall guy in the white shirt?

[digicamuk]

Why are all the women that ever go on here never as funny as the guys?

[Jam3s5691]

@digicamuk Yeah :D

[Bluehogg1]

Well there was one but she died. look for the first series you will see what I mean

[peteandurnot]

@digicamuk - some are, like Jo Brand, she'd be a scream on this :-D

[Jam3s5691]

Well sorry, i was just trying to help. You = Blocked

[SoCalSarah1]

there's just two of us. well three if you count God ;D

[COWCHUNK]

Must you add these annotations?

[Redheadfury]

@COWCHUNK You can turn them off...

[dooda197]

omg russells first one is soooo funny hes deaddd fit :P

[867599153]

whos the lady? shes hot

[DenzilVoorhees]

Lucy Porter

[Ampersandra]

:44 I had two roomies like that. The first one was a hypocrite, and she was terrible. The second one was sincere, and she was awesome. The nice thing about a religious roomie is just about any devout person will not steal from you, kill you, hurt you, or otherwise make you sorry you met.

[Jam3s5691]

:) True , whats it like living with someone?

[Ampersandra]

If the person is cool, it's usually pretty much like a pajama party all the time.  If the person is horrible, it's war, 24/7, and you flirt with your roomie's male callers on her phone when she's not there.

[williamwilson666]

@Ampersandra I lived with a so-called "religious person" at University. And,other than, obviously, kill me, he did ALL of those things.

-Till I threw him down the stairs.

-Which sadly made him take away his decoder for the satellite Porn- but he didn't break into my room again.

[Ampersandra]

@williamwilson666 Then I wish for your dreadful hypocritical roommate to meet my dreadful hypocritical roommate. They deserve each other.

I never threw my horrible roomie down the stairs. Maybe that's where I went wrong. (Note to law enforcement:  that was just a joke. Please do not arrest me.)