Portal: The Noob Walkthrough with SpiderBite in Anticipation of Portal 2 (Part 2)

[swesquirrel]

the quallity got worse

[stevor811]

that is NOT what i expected spider to look like

[vangel4e]

And that's why puzzle games are NOT for Americans

[TheShadowman60]

How Do You Miss That Big Fucking Red Dot On The Wall?

MAYBE TRY PORTALING THAT!

[PaulPower99]

red portal? ornage dumbass

[GeminiNoArmando666]

@PaulPower99

don't call someone dumbass if you can't even spell the word orange right

[PaulPower99]

@GeminiNoArmando666 omfg "you're" an even bigger dumbass, seriously thats a fucking typo. If you actually believe even a retard thinks it's spelled "ornage", that is just some sad pathetic shit. So I just prevented using "ur","u","i" and missing comas just to prove i can have good grammar, and you're post proves most people who actually really try to have good grammar are the dumbasses.

[Maxranked]

even simon from the yogscast did the same 1 instantly...and hes not very pro

[ValdemarBlix]

I´ve never played portal games and it took me 2 fuckin seconds to figure out how to get that box at the beginning.. I´m disappointed in your portal skills! Oops, sorry, i just saw that it said noob walkthrough!!

[MrMasterChiefguy1]

This video got me disy i like disy games

[hollywoodwooof]

how did he get this 3 weeks ago

[TheGamerAsian]

Great vids. They're so funny.

[lilpopivin7697]

it wasnt lost just miss placed ... a few minutes later in the video

[Skylordian12]

im sad now, i dont like to see what the voices of famouse players look like and now that i saw spider bite im upset

[dadross1]

it is were the orange light is!!!

[thegtapilot]

what happened at 5:30

[FarhanC99]

its funny how ive never played portal, but even im facepalming at some part in this series

thats what makes it funny though, deifnately gonan watch this through to the end

[noahgabe1]

you #$%@^$# suck at portal

[sharkstud2]

@noahgabe1 Hey idiot, it's called NOOB WALKTHROUGH! He has NEVER played Portal EVER in his LIFE.

Listen to the first part, AND read the Top Rated Comment. Says why he sucks at Portal.

[ValdemarBlix]

@sharkstud2 I don´t suck at portal and i have never tried it!

[jacobandersen1234]

finally i got to see you to spider

[DaveSpectacular]

I was sit here shouting at my computer screen at 10:30 ish XD

[Urstupidumbass]

lmao the last part was hilarious. is he trying to look dumb on purpose? haha jk u cool, man

[Urstupidumbass]

7:40 to continue watching

[geoffv513]

ya its looping bak to older stages alll the time like at 5:30

[dycamm]

that's not noob, thats failing to see the depth of the chamber

[ben63653]

Portal is a popular game what do yo mean that it's new to u !!!!!!!!!

[scorpionzzz13]

must fight annoyance.... but it's still fun to watch

[jos3r5]

You cheese me man :| lol

[liljagsa]

depth perception fail

[JakeJohnsonAKAJdogg]

@liljagsa hahaha

[scootero1211]

After the loop at 5:30 the video continues at 7:30

[TheDJpandas]

He is dumb.

[FNONML]

so hard to watch..

so nooby.. HAHA

[Bender1338]

look at 10:34 LOL

[Luigilow123]

I love your success laugh

[Luigilow123]

@Bloodyiball0 DUMB ASS YOU SPELT ASS WRONG

[Chowder10101]

thats what i thought



[Nephus]

Ya know, I have a new theory. I think this is the most epic trolling video series ever. I mean, honestly, excluding brain damage there's no way that an adult experienced with video games could ever play this badly by accident. I really think we've all been fooled by this one. At the very least, I'm more comfortable with the idea of someone pulling a stunt than with someone being this stupid. If it's not a trick, then I think I've lost all hope for humanity's future.

[ChrisGame805]

This was so hard to watch because if his massive noobness

[alanmelder16]

um, u jumped back and played the beggining of the vid in the middle and then went back to the right place. just pointing that out. :)

[Nephus]

This... is painful to watch. I remember my first playthrough and it was nothing like this. I mean, come on, it's leaving black marks on the wall every time you miss with the energy pellet. You have INSTANT feedback that you missed and by how much. How could you not figure that out?

[MoldyTomat0]

@Nephus I made the exact same mistake when I was playing this the first time too.

3D vision would have been very useful to correctly perceive the distances.

[kswift1238]

he forgot to get the fuckin donuts

[iTheMocx]

For Some Reason I Thought Spiderbite Was Black

[cnheric]

Go to 7:30 to skip the loop

[loriparker666]

what the fuck.... why did it loop? =/

[zZbumblebeeZz]

@NextGenTactics

lol i was jkin around

didnt mean to be offensive

[Drillykill]

did anyone else just skip ahead into the part where he figures out to shoot the orange light? lol, we love u spider :D

[lazerlink1]

what the fuck did it just loop on 5:30 wtf spider

[BloodyiBall0]

@lazerlink1 DUMB AS READ THE TITLE

[Tayclamation]

U and Gunns should do a dual walkthrough in portal 2

[Glace077]

This is what happens when you get the average FPS idiot to try and think for a second instead of shoot through all his problems. It's very ugly.

[mindmaster323]

@Glace077 you act like all FPS gamers are stupid me and all my friends are FPS gamers and are in honors with A's in almost all are classes

[Glace077]

@mindmaster323 Is that why you don't know how to use correct punctuation or the difference between the words "are" and "our?" Shut the hell up, because you're doing a great job of proving the point you so vehemently try to attest against.

[mindmaster323]

@mindmaster323 whatever you douche bag this is the fucking internet you dont have to use proper punctuation. you act like what you type on youtube reflects your level of intellect.

[XC11301991]

@mindmaster323 I believe you replied to yourself.

[BlackHawk4744]

@mindmaster323 You owned that guy, like, seriously

[mindmaster323]

@BlackHawk4744 thanks

[Isanhauk]

Ive heard great things about this game. I think my brin shit itself after watching this.

[internetisawesome107]

ok seriously ive never played this either but come on

[shank666shank]

I LOLd so hard at 9:29 !!!

[Lighted322]

WTF VIDEO LOOP??

[p3terz3rkd]

wtf? is i just me did it repeat at 5:20 ?

[evanlegomaster]

he laughs like hahaha with no expression

[explosivedog66]

@Darkfoxx999 CAPSLOCK

[Darkfoxx999]

@explosivedog66 i wanted to make sure you all could read it since you obviously can't read the title of the video

[sprite0nation]

@Darkfoxx999 i was perfect.

[Darkfoxx999]

@sprite0nation Ya.....right

[RecliningWhale]

@Darkfoxx999 They do sound a LOT alike.

[Darkfoxx999]

@RecliningWhale if your piss drunk and have cotton in your ears or i guess my audio is better then EVERYONE elses because they sound very very diffrent to me

[RecliningWhale]

@Darkfoxx999 Then I guess i'm jealous of your sound system

[AirSnitch2]

@RecliningWhale No they don't. They sound nothing alike. And there's even a picture of Spider in the top right corner. And I totaly agree with @Darkfoxx999

If you don't like it don't watch it. Unsubscribe and leave us NGT fanboys alone.

[RecliningWhale]

@AirSnitch2 For one I said they sound alike not look alike, and in my opinion they do sound alike.

[AirSnitch2]

@RecliningWhale I never said you said the looked alike. I'm just pointing out that there was a picture of Spider in the corner, so you gotta be stupid to confuse GUNNS with Spider. And 2nd, you're either very new to NGT, or you just don't hear so good.

[supermariosupreme]

@Darkfoxx999 I was better than this. I only had trouble at around 15 and on in some parts.

[Riashing459]

@Darkfoxx999 i wasnt perfect but I understood the basic laws of phsics(i cant spell lol)

[naruto36]

if it's about anime i don't mind the ads on here

[newt9595]

I don't want to be mean Spider but you really do suck at puzzles.

[Nihilanth]

Oh wow... Just a bit frustrating to watch this... :S

I love NGT and their CoD videos, Gunns' rants and the similar, but please, stick to the PS3 and CoD...

[TripleSlaya]

@Nihilanth fuck ju

[Nihilanth]

@TripleSlaya Oh grow up you little prick. and it's spelled "you", not "ju".

[avataraaronc]

@Nihilanth that is like telling the president not to make laws he does what he wants :P

[chukliddell59]

@Nihilanth go watch another chanel then,this is a gamming chanel not a COD chanel.

[Nihilanth]

@chukliddell59 I know this is a gaming channel... This could have been done a bit better tbh. And I didn't expect it to be a CoD clip or anything along the lines of... But really, Spiderbite, no matter how awesome he is, is very very slow at this game. That's why it's frustrating.

[XC11301991]

@Nihilanth Cuz it seems a bit too complicated for them to get into games that take more skill.

[elissj95]

idiot.

[Translusas]

"how do i get up there?" idk maybe use the freaking portal gun in your hand haha

[JohnNaru2112]

I learned that the machine emitted the orange light so just lign it up with that from like 2 chambers ago.

[Borislks]

@jason11998 And you just confirmed that you are a kid.

Of course I thought of that. But so did my 11 year old brother, who never played games of such gander and didnt watch me while I was playing, ergo was in same situation as this guy and still kicked his ass in gameplay time. To conclude, this guy suck at logical and puzzle games...

[ghostman982]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Samir1derfull]

stick to CoD

[Germany981]

@calcalcals troll

[babob4312]

I was stumped too

[muttexxxx]

like this if you cant wait for portal 2 for ps3 and pc cause we will be able to play to gether via steam :D

[Dragon12203]

fail at depth perception

[HAZARDAR3]

Fail...

[dsb8283]

omg. i had no idea why everyone was saying 'facepalm' until i watched the video. wow.

[GratestMoviesNvrSeen]

whyd it restart????

[brucesvenne]

im literly rofling .. / facepalming

[lolpolice675]

really.... spider, may I remind u that u have the benefit of the Canadian education system... so plz stop making us facepalm

[fatboyslayerify]

shoot the god damn light on the wall!!! moron

[jappie348]

nvm

[jappie348]

wich portal is this? 1or2?

[Grandkiller12]

@jappie348 I wonder how could it be portal 2 if the game is gonna be out in 18 days.

[kiltheboy5]

soo , when u guys make a new intro, the intro gets bored to watch

[Darkistix]

What happened at 5:20? :s

[Borislks]

@jason11998 hehe, I knew that some stupid kid will have something to say at my comment.

Well dear child, I never said that he has no friends. I said that hes an idiot, cuz of length he needed to pass several easy parts of this game, which btw my younger brother passed 3x faster. Im just wondering how long will it took him to pass chamber 15 and higher...

[honest1]

seems like hes not much of a thinker.....

[IngvarGB]

I usually don't yell at my screen....but wow... I for sure did it now.

[WAAPFIRE]

why lower the resolution? i saw no problem with the other vid.

[TheLeadery]

he is soo gonna fail in glados!!

[dw6nvf]

....does he know that he can shoot the portals anywhere

[demonshadowss]

the next gen tact song is kinda becoming boring

[BLACKSTAR934]

11:20 what the hell is he trying to hit

[PalmaBoi]

i Think Gunz is more qualified to play a game of this difficulty...

[rutger12223]

@RKODest1ny It;s soooo frustrating D:

[JJchoy1593]

portal is not for dumb fuck

[Koliho1337]

my record stands on 50 min

[RagequitCZE]

lol i i have finished it in 90 minutes :P

[spaih001]

you are actually a retard lol

[redodrago]

so tats hoow he looks like

[rafamav69]

OMG THIS GUY IS DUMB AS FUCK

[AppelErik]

I was kinda the same as him, i was so happy when i finally got it. and now theres a sequel..

[TheGnw]

...um? the energy thing go in the Orange light thing right?, I'm sorry to say this spider but you make me look like Einstein compared to you because i finished the game in 3 days

[Maaniiek]

@TheGnw lol in 3 days? its very easy to complete it in 3 hours

[kazzutokiller]

@TheGnw i finished it in 2 howers...

[TheOrbitalDropShock]

Woah, he's as retarded as my dad was when I forced him to play Portal. He'd only played video-games like 3 times before and not Portal those times...

[bloodrazor12]

spider thats why there is a glowing orange light.

[ABonnis]

the fucking orange light ugh

[cjgreenwood]

Spider, the receiver points for the energy pellets shine an orange light on opposite walls...

[Bas1cJake]

watching him try and work out level 8 made me cringe

[PKB1728]

wow i did better the first time i plaid portal .......

[lucazade12345678910]

@PKB1728 obviously you didnt with that typing

[elicraftycat]

to me it was like, Part 43, level 6

[XxThirteen1328xXX]

he gets so excited about all his small victories



[cajobe1971]

too much FPS games I think LOL ...

[ToddsTKD]

Watching this makes me want to play Portal again

[ExtraStrongGeneral]

he keeps saying "im a noob at this game so im not very good" but what he doesnt seem to realize is that portal is just physics and logics. which means that he is just stupid.

[EmofacePS3]

test chamber 8 made me so fucking mad the entire time i was saying "PUT IT ON THE FUCKING LIGHT ON THE WALL YOU FUCKING IDIOT"

[EmofacePS3]

god it is funny but it angers me when he cant figure out something obvious

[kris32101]

did anyone see he jumped back to puzzle 5?

[GinoWasHere]

*Facepalm*

[Beatlebug72]

most americans are so dumb

[k1ngskin]

@Beatlebug72 He's Canadian.

[Beatlebug72]

@k1ngskin Australian not America's bitch.

[k1ngskin]

@Beatlebug72 Hating America is so last year.

[azotjakter09]

@Beatlebug72 FAIL hes canadian !!!

[PrimeneonNitro]

Watching him fail at the end made me want to piss myself because he couldn't get it. I can clearly tell he is not good at puzzles (or simple concepts)

[wiseman2024]

This stream is much better quality, because I think you have FRAPS set to record more FPS.

[wiseman2024]

I remember letting my roommate playing my copy of Portal after I bought the Orange Box set. It took him a week to beat it. I finally sat down to play it and beat it in five hours, lol.

[Warlord3096]

part 3?

[damiharp13]

Spiderbite......I dont blame you...I blame the ability to only use less that 20% of your brain. Some things are harder to get than others O:

[RandomDudeOrRD]

for some reason everyone from NextGenTactics is just so annoying. /:

[omfgyoucant]

WHO ELSE WAS SCREAMING AT THE SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN DO THIS DO THAT DO THIS DO THAT!

[ThatKanadianKid]

@NuclearTomatoes i know right? im like ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS! but i guess not...

[Dustar007]

From 5:20 Skip to 7:34 unless you like dayshavoo.

[CoDViP]

@Dustar007 dejavu

[BionicKoala]

@Dustar007 *deja vu

[pompyromage]

@Dustar007 possibly the most retarded spelling of deja vu ever.

[6cheesy6]

@Dustar007 deja vu*

[walesisasum]

@Dustar007 de ja vu you tard

[friso130]

@walesisasum

deja vu you tard means already seen

[walesisasum]

@friso130 im saying it because he miss spelled it and i did it in a simplifed way so his tiny brain could comprehend it, sorry if im using big words...

[friso130]

@walesisasum

this guy probably did 'the spelling fault' on purpose

[TheIRONGIANT531]

@Dustar007 dayshavoo??? epic fail 

[ps3fan420]

@Dustar007 Deja vu. its French you intelligent individual.

[airsoftgunmaster100]

@Dustar007 have you passed your french class?