The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Aussie Dossie [8/30/2011]

[TheUnluckyEverydude]

I know this is old, but I just noticed something that...kinda disturbs me.

He never smiles. I mean, yeah in photos and when he knows he's *supposed* too, but when he's genuinely happy, or excited...he never smiles. That's...so creepy.

[MikeTysonisaspider]

WOAH WOAH WOAH, did CWC just make fun of someone for being fat and on welfare? Oh lord

[MattSullivanX]

That fat fuck. I so want to hit him...

[Danielk1996]

Sonichu is being ripped off by Asperchu? Uh...... Chris should realize that he's kinda ripping off Sonic and Pokemon

[joe9320]

They just fucked him to the end.

[OnionCreamChz]

I wish he woulda burnt his mouth.

[824Link]

dose he drink his own semen with that tea

[TheYTChronicles]

He manages to unmask several trolls and force Surfshack Tito off the internet in these few videos; a genuine victory for Chris.

Quite sad then really, that one of Chris's very few accomplishments in life be turned upside down just six days later with the death of Bob.

[kharnifex]

Heeeeey folks, fatman here.

[biigbus]

wtf?



[Jay2Oh]

I want you to die so much. People who work full time supporting a family and still struggle to live compared to a retard like you living on wellfare buying video games and making these fucking videos.

I hope cancer finds you.

[Headbanger142]

@Jay2Oh He's in jail now. The pain is easing up.

[ThatDisembodiedVoice]

@Headbanger142 He aint in jail nigga. Seriously, nigga u gay

[GreggMays64]

@Jay2Oh I find it baffling when people who don't even pay taxes complain about how someone gets someones tax money. Chris Chan is unstable. He may not use the money for what it's meant for, but he is still unstable. By the way, this isn't Chris Chan. You're getting butthurt over this guy when he is meant to be laughed at.

[Jay2Oh]

@GreggMays64 I never assumed the uploader was Chrichan for one I was directing my seething rage directly at that fat fuck.

Secondly, I do pay taxes so I most definitely have a reason to be agitated when a shut in retard like Chris Chan fucks away thousands on his pathetic hobby whilst others in more dire situations can't afford basic things like healthcare.

Also, unstable? I'll have to remember that when I go around acting like a prick so I can cry out, "..but I'm unstable guys.."

[GreggMays64]

@Jay2Oh Who's fault is that? The people (you're one of them) and the government. Chris Chan is an Autistic person raised in an awful environment and was taught to use his disorder as an excuse. I don't like Chris Chan nor do I think he makes good decisions. Remember, his parents are to blame (rip Bob Chandler). Barbara had other kids, and one of her sons was treated like crap by her.

[GreggMays64]

@Jay2Oh Chris Chan is nothing to rage at, he is something to laugh at. Chris Chan is indeed unstabled. He needs to go to a mental hospital. Don't worry about the tax money. That is like 0000.1% of peoples tax money.

[Jay2Oh]

@GreggMays64 Claiming that you're "unstable" is a pathetic excuse. You can't just go around acting like a dick and then cry out, "b-b-but I'm unstaaaaable... i-i-it was my pareeeents fault!!". I've dealt with actual autistic people before that manage to find work, be it low level at first, still, managing to fit into society and be a help rather then a hinder.

He needs to get a job, grow up and start getting on with his life whilst giving up this pathetic hobby of making online videos.

[GreggMays64]

@Jay2Oh He is unstable. Chris Chan was raised in an awful environment. Did you even read my comment properly? Why don't you do some research on his parents. Many of it came from how he was raised and where he was raised. He never got help with his Autism nor did anything to get help from it. Please quit bitching about tugboats of money when that is the peoples fault to begin with.

[Jay2Oh]

@GreggMays64 Keep crying bitch nigga, chris chan has you essentially licking the shit out of his autistic hands. Enjoy sticking up for that low life waste of breath!

[GreggMays64]

@Jay2Oh Enjoy letting some fat guy on the Internet making you mad. I don't stick up for Chris Chan, I point out the bullshit in his haters.

[Jay2Oh]

@GreggMays64 And I revel in the hilarity of people actually supporting this land whale, the funniest thing is that it's actually people like you telling him it's OK to do the stuff he does that makes him worse.

Think of it like applauding a dog that constantly shits itself in your house. You, consequently, are eating that shit for dinner. Cheers!

[GreggMays64]

@Jay2Oh I don't condone Chris Chan's behavior, in fact I find him disgusting. I point out the flaws in his haters. I do this because most of them are just as bad as he is. If this guys welfare is a problem, cry about it to the West Virginia government.

[Jay2Oh]

@GreggMays64 Christ, I bet you're on welfare and that's what this whole bitch fit is about, so overly defensive of this manchild and it makes sense now! HAHAHAA

[GreggMays64]

@Jay2Oh Actually you were the one who threw a bitch fit, not me. You even admitted to it. Raging over a manchild is the same thing. By the way, I am not on welfare. I bet you don't even pay taxes.

[Jay2Oh]

@GreggMays64 Back to the "b-b-b-but I bet you d-don't even pay taaaxes" argument.

It's difficult knowing that everyone on the internet isn't like you and chris chan isn't it?

Don't worry, you'll get a job and be paying taxes soon enough laddy!

[GreggMays64]

@Jay2Oh Clearly everyone on the Internet is butthurt about some fat guy on the Internet doing stupid shit that doesn't even effect them.

[Putridprudential]

@Jay2Oh Dont worry, even if the cancer won't find him the bubba sure will.

[SatAMJunkie]

1 Guy 1 Pizza?

[2mad2behere]

So at what point did Chris decide to embrace homosexuality/transsexuality or what ever the cluster mindfuck he/(she?) is?

[VerendumGames]

@2mad2behere He seems to think he's a crossdresser.

[TheKing3234]

He'll be back...ohh i belive he will..think about it guys..chris NEEDS the internet...for his masturbation,his social life,etc etc....he will return..

[Ln192]

@TheKing3234 He's going to jail, kid, he'll never be back.

[SimplySeraphic]

What the fuck does "Aussie Dossie" even mean?

[porkwilliam]

"He's fat, I'm thin..."

lol wut

[AdrianaKit]

...That poor...pizza. Inside, I can feel it saying "Help meeeeee. Help meeeeeeeeeeeee!" ;_;

[potatoheadhaoy]

@AdrianaKit

Iknowright?

I just...Suddenly felt sad for all the food he ate.

.

[domaug]

i know i'm not in decent shape myself (better than him but still), it literally hurt my heart watching him eat. X_X

[Chareater]

his dad was dying while he was filming this....what a bastard

[hove1968]

not the behavior of a well-adjusted individual....

[halodystroyer44]

he doesn't live in san antonio, you fucking tool.

[SatAMJunkie]

What an adorable cat.

[uncajesse]

I know what the special ingredient in the teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea is.

[TheApatheticGuy]

These videos are getting harder and harder to watch.

I remember discovering Chris 4 years ago, but now...you can just so easily trace the lineage to his demise on this archive. Whatever remote semblance of sanity he had before the internet hate machine got a hold of him is gone without a trace.

It's just something that used to be funny because he was a retard who couldn't handle his own shit, but...now it's just sad.

[CKO92]

@TheApatheticGuy He was never all that sane in the first place. His psychosis is just easier to notice here.

[Iwonderwotsfordinner]

@TheApatheticGuy I agree. Anymore, it is just sad. The irl and online trolling of Chris was hilarious at first...now it's just beating a dead horse.

[NerdBrosComedy]

@TheApatheticGuy You can probably, if you watch the videos in order, pinpoint the exact moment any sense of logic just floated out of his head.

[Putridprudential]

@TheApatheticGuy I still find it funny as hell though.

[tsuko101]

WHAT A MORON. Alec sounds completely different then the fat guy. CWC is trolling innocent obese people.

[Invisibleorgana23]

The fuck is the point of this video?

[MrSonicMoveDj]

1:55 wait is that a poster of a girl in the background i thought chris chan was gay WTF

[EmoNaruto69]

He inhaled that pizza...

[BoukenCrimson]

I'm sure eating a whole microwavable pizza is going to piss off Fatman...

[MrAtroncoso]

Fatman has called out Chris on his dumbass...ness

[Esubalol]

a can of.. tea?

really america?

[mordredt02]

@Esubalol Yep. And we drink it coooooold.

[Esubalol]

@mordredt02 oh, he probably means ice tea, then.

[BoukenCrimson]

He eats that pizza like he hasn't eaten in 2 hours.

[RyanDemaree]

lol Chris, man

you are either the greatest troll in history or a very strange individual

[VVV717]

What's Aussie Dossie supossed to mean?

[dannyday58218195]

@VVV717 it doesnt mean anything it was invented by "fatman" - real name chris whitney - just search fatman takes a bath on youtube

he's pretty much defunked now though... just makes random videos saying he's doing a live show... then retiring... and repeating... which he's done for the past 2 years...

but if you check out "fatmanclassics" youtube channel youll see some epic fatman footage...!

[ChaosMew161]

Chris, please stop.

[OminousLatinUsername]

Oh for those heady days in August when Chris was reveling in his triumph and Bob was dying in the other room.

[BambooGamer]

"he's fat, I'm thin!" my fucking ass...

[Smashsista16]

@BambooGamer

Yeah, making a video of himself stuffing his face isn't even helping his statement either. Goes to show what a major hypocrite he is and why girls will stay away from him forever.



[TheKing3234]

and thus,the end of chrischan...his last words to us''stay tuned'' however,hes now in jail. so much for that.

[Skelley1091]

It's actualll disgusting to watch him eat that thing. Chew with your mouth closed already you fucker!

[SteveeAlbino]

It's pretty fucked up that his dad is dying next door and he is acting all joyful and shit.

[TonyBMan]

1. Hit play.

2. Chris-chan, oh you!

3. Horror turns to mild confusion.

4. Confusion deepens.

5. TEH LULZ.

and this is not the first time i've seen this!!!

[possiblepossibility]

props to chris for actually doing a believable impersonation of fatman.

[angelecticea]

What the actual fuck.

[ParakoopaPete]

I wonder if chris can use a microwave, or if barb cooks everything for him

[papermario2006]

Unbelievable that Chris still doesn't get that all of these "trolls" are fake personas made by other, much smarter trolls he will never be able to locate. All just because he thinks he's an infallible genius and accomplished a huge feat by discovering their "identities". What a fucking idiot.

[SteveeAlbino]

@papermario2006 Indeed because Alec Benson is not that person, It's a very strong possability that the Asperchu creator is actually Liquid Chris

[fighter009]

@SteveeAlbino But if Liquid is Alec, that means that he's also Jack since I'm pretty sure Alec and Jack are the same guy, which would explain why I love Jack even though he's so unlikable. Dear lord, if that's true why call himself liquid; he's more like Ocelot in that he has, like, five plans going on at once.

[ElderOfMars]

Isn't listing video games and Xbox a bit redundant, after all the two Xbox consoles are primarily intended for gaming? Then again, Chris probably just listed that out of sheer PS3tardation.

[KiteStrongart]

Christ this guy is so fucking pathetic.

[TheKing3234]

hey chris have fun getting butt fucked in prison(; u fat piece of shit .

[DrewPicklesOgre]

somewhere in 2018, christian weston chandler will weigh 54349687 ton

[IXAX15]

what's sad is that the guyy chris still has his life together better than chris

[TheRandomSweed]

Read on the ED-page that Chris looking to be spending time in jail soon. Aparently he had been harassing people again at the gameplace or whatever its called.

[Jesterclown17]

"UNEMPLOYED AND ON WELFARE!"

He says it like it's a bad thing. He's the last person to make fun of someone for those reasons... He also makes fun of him for his weight, Jesus.

[abtsadiemaekole]

actually i kinda liked it better when chris was eating. didnt have to hear all that yammering nonsense!

[ZeroCutProductions]

I used to feel sorry for this guy, but after watching a good portion of his videos, he deserves every bit of backlash he gets.

[MattSullivanX]

Don't you just want to hit him?

[TileWonder]

@MattSullivanX Hit him? I want to kill this fat fuck and bury him somewhere in a desert to do the world a favor.

[SatAMJunkie]

@MattSullivanX Yes. With a shovel.

[2pitbullsandaboxer]

@MattSullivanX When he kept talking about eating online,it made me want to punch him in the face. e-e

[gracebasherguy92]

Shhhhh.....remain perfectly still....the creature is eating.

[HeadShotOwnage]

And his accomplice: Butterscotch

[unnamed715]

I stopped watching at 2:00, I don't wanna see that. -_-

[GlimpsofDay]

1:26 MC CWC breaks it down

[SinDawg030]

I feel so sorry for Bob. I can't imagine how he must have felt in his last days with this shit going on in his house . . .

[Zeldakitteh]

@SinDawg030 ...lying on his deathbed alone, Barbara stuck in a chair downstairs and Chris making videos from the room nextdoor - Dear God. ;_;

[SinDawg030]

@Zeldakitteh Bob may not have been perfect in life but he was the only one in that house to make any effort. He worked hard in his younger years and served his country in the Signal Corps during the Korean War. Nobody deserves to end like that. Dying in some redneck shithole surrounded by filth with a bloated snorlax for a wife and an absolute trainwreck of a human being as a son. If old age did not cripple his mind he must have felt so awful in his final days, so full of regret ;_;

[Zeldakitteh]

@SinDawg030 There is potential for a bestseller novel in here.

[SinDawg030]

@Zeldakitteh Or an Oscar winning tragic/darkly humorous movie directed by David Lynch. Starring Clint Eastwood as Bob and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Chris.

[MrToastOmnomnom]

Chris is going to jail? for what? xD

[AsterBarnivere]

@MrToastOmnomnom Tresspassing, Harassment, Assualt and some other thing..

[vorpalfucker666]

Soooo.... whos the fat guy on youtube?

What a fucking hypocrite...

[Hadouken471]

Why is he not sectioned this is actually sickening.

[videogamenostalgia]

He might actually lose some fucking weight in prison with the disgusting food you get in there. It might help him grow the fuck up with none of the children's toys to play with and cartoons to watch. It might help him learn how to live a simplistic lifestyle having nothing to spend on luxuries. When he gets out, we might see a more mature Chris...

[gokugetem]

@videogamenostalgia I somehow doubt it, but I admire your optimism.

[PaulTGuise]

I love how he emphasized "unemployed and on welfare"

[mariotaz]

The expressions he makes when he eats haha XD

[XRatedTacoProd]

fat, unemployed loves videogames, this is your clone

[ZeroCutProductions]

I can't think of any girl on Earth who'd want to date this clown after watching him eat like this.

[alecm9311]

a whole block of cheeeeeese

[TheDonandMurphshow]

Was this his last video?

[Dubsteplova96]

Don't worry chris you'll lose your virgintiy....... to a man while you rot in prison you cross dressing retard

[Athils]

So wait... What's his reason for eating a shitty microwave pizza in front of us?

[ronronronronrooooon]

Somehow it doesn't surprise me at all that Chris lacks even the most basic sense of propriety that would inform him not to eat with his god damn mouth open and making disgusting smacking noises at the same time.

He will not do well in jail.

[daargit]

I'm about 100% sure that isn't Alec.

Or if it is, Chris is an enormous fucking hypocrite.

[theuprightman83]

@daargit I doubt it is.

[KiriA500]

He ate a whole block of cheese?

A WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

[CheezyTurd]

1:22 A summary of this video and the epitome of the one and only... Chris-chan.

[paranoidude]

Good lord, Chris looks weird as fuck with hair.

[ShadowNinjaX3]

Wait! He's not wearing the medallion! HE'S NOT A TRUE AND HONEST TOMBOY.

SOMEONE GET JULAAAAY

[7698466]

There's no pizza for you in prison Chris. Just pain, and anal sex.

LOTS OF ANAL SEX.

[Smashsista16]

Thanks a lot Chris, you make me not want to eat pizza for a whole month! I hope you enjoy whatever crap they give you in jail.

[bbbbbb222222]

@Smashsista16 what happened?

[Smashsista16]

@bbbbbb222222

Chris and his mom went to the Game Place (where he got banned from) to take pictures of the owner and, from what I heard, were going to try to humiliate him by labeling him as a child molester. Since Chris is not allowed near the place and he attempted to run to owner over, he got arrested and his mother assaulted the cop arresting him.

[bbbbbb222222]

@Smashsista16 hahaha, oh God. Chris tried to run the game place guy over with a car? for real? and the snorlax of her mother assaulted the police officer?

[gorillaMaticIAP]

Rape glasses....?

[whoknows6806]

I just lost my appetite for the next forever

[iNvictaStudios]

I dont ever want to eat again.

[darkkristian22]

did, did i just watch a 4 minuet video of some creepy fuck eating!?!?!?!

[KlemeFTW]

so the overweight nigger got jailed

for trying to score with girls

just go back to your mom and insest again

[Zombifique]

I wanna like smack his mouth shut, his chewing with his mouth open.. is revolting.

[xbm]

I want the naive old Chris back. Not insane Chris chan...

[xbm]

How does he make fun of him for being on welfare...?

[xbm]

"Tetsas"

[AxelDemyxFanGirl]

...OH MY GOD. WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN TO DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR NONEXISTENT LIFE?

[screwattackg1]

@therealblackcerberus what did he do?

[sonicjonathansonic]

Idoit

[AltoCat1]

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU CHEW YOU FAT FUCK.

...Sorry, Chris just brings out the worst in me. Hope he enjoys his meals in prison. No Hungryman's there.

[XGTDaveX]

@AltoCat1 why is he in prison?

[BoukenCrimson]

@AltoCat1 Well, it depends on what your opinion of Hungryman is...

[LolaHappyFace]

@AltoCat1

He's so fat there is actually fat inside his nostrils constricting his ability to breathe, hence the eating with his mouth open. xD

[abtsadiemaekole]

@AltoCat1 lol im a tiny little girl and i love hungrymans! point is, i think chris has officially gone off the deep end.

[hfcworld2]

@AltoCat1 dont worry we all wanna beat the shit out of him

[DrFuckingPepper]

I wonder what he's thinking about while he devours that Pizza.

[noqa]

@DrFuckingPepper That would imply that actual thought went into all this

[elementpollo]

did he just bastardize fatman?

why chris

[GmodCaboose56]

You know what's the only thing that bothered me in this video? The part where he eats his pizza like little kid, smacking his lips and everything. :p

[wallsofink]

I feel so sorry for this guy. No one deserves to have incompetent parents. This is what happens when irresponsible people have children.

[asukafan133]

He bein aressted fuck yea god has shown me the light now I don't have to kill ten Korean babies or do I??????!!!

[supbabys530]

i miss fatman D:

[Gxyz222]

Oh god, it finally happened, the jerkops finally won against the retard(YES)!

[xbm]

Chris is a fucking freak, but I still think he is the victim of a terrible up bringing with shitty parents. What do you expect, an autistic kid being raised by some incompetent fuck wads...

[AsterBarnivere]

 tumblr dot com slash tagged slash christian plus

weston plus chandler

^story about his jailing here (and a threat to burn THE GAME PLACE down)

[AsterBarnivere]

LMAO fat ass finally got arrested and may get up to a year in jail! (yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aay)

[PissedOffScrub]

Acheivement unlocked- gluttony 50G- devour a cheese stuffed pizza in under 2 minutes

[jcrowley1985]

@PissedOffScrub

Only on Hex-baux!

[TileWonder]

@PissedOffScrub I can do that... and I'm not even fat... :(

[dimebaggery]

That pizza looks so good.

[StopFlaggingVideos]

jesus he's gone full retard

is he wearing his fake tits and bra?

[ujustgotpwned2008]

Do you realise? DO YOU REALISE? Chris is going to jail.

[sexhaie]

i honestly don't feel bad for chris, i'm just amazed it took the charlottlesville police this long to finally convict chris of a felony, after all the shit and murder attempts, it took chris one trip to simply walk into the the game place, run out with his mommy fighting his fights ("RUNNING BEHIND MOMMY'S SKIRT!") and possibly hitting into another car and driving off, to get his ass in court and possibly jail, the only thing that'll change is no more lulz from chris for a good while.

[some14u2no]

@sexhaie He cant hide behind his mommy's skirt because he was wearing it.

[wkody7]

Why is he going to jail I honestly kind of feel bad for him

[brb1006]

@wkody Chris got arrested and ended up facing multiple charges; hit-and-run, (both) misdemeanor assault, (Chris) attacking a law official (Barb) and trespassing (Chris). You shouldn't for bad for him.

[SpaceScreamJohn91]

@wkody7 Dude, I actually feel the same way. Sure, I've poked fun at Chris and I've said some shit about him, but just recently, I can't help but feel a little bit of sympathy for him. I mean first his father passes away and then he (and Barb) gets himself into some more shit with the police.