Roseanne We Gather Together Part 3

[sexysixxable]

Dan's mom almost acts as if she's going to make out with him on the porch, weird and akward.

[BillyBear]

@sexysixxable That's because Ann Wedgeworth isn't really a good actress, she's basically just a trampy type woman who only knows how to act sexual in a subliminal way

[RainbowBrite87]

I love me some Debbie Reynolds, shes one of my favorite actresses, but I prefer this Audrey better. A strong independent woman, not a basket case.

[mamitachocolate]

Great episode

[aliasgirl47]

LOL "Lonnie, let''s go!!!!!!".

[oct484]

Who noticed that dan's father still has his napkin tucked in his pants as he was walking in the living room

[aliasgirl47]

Jackie:"You know, I don't think I even want to talk about it anymore!!!"

Oh, man, I've had lots of "Jackie" moments like that.

[ShinyGlitterDoll]

wow if my father in law threw the keys at me like that at 4:25 i'd throw him out

[ShinyGlitterDoll]

How did Dan's mother go from being a normal woman with her own travel agency to being a lunatic in later episodes "because her husband left her"? she seems to have gotten over it and moved on. I never really liked that they made his mother crazy...

[jewelofthecrowne]

@ShinyGlitterDoll I actually like that part, its more realistic in that his mother wasn't an unpleasant nut (like Rosanne's mother) shes actually a person living with a mental illness having ups and downs. Since she's nuts in most of the show, I like that we meet her when she's normal and savvy.

[ChicagoTyme2]

God! Bev can get on ANYONE'S damn nerves!

[rani1223]

"Or, it's possible they never had sex, and your mother's making up the whole thing!" I love Roseanne and Jackie's dad!

[aliasgirl47]

Dan's mom seemed totally fine here. She wasn't being crazy at all.

[RENTluver06]

"shes like a ballplayer home and away uniforms" LOL

[tinkercheng]

The lady who plays Dan's mom here is a very pretty!

[Ilovelucyclassics]

@tinkercheng she was on threes company

[tinkercheng]

@Ilovelucyclassics Oh cool! I didn't know that!

[Enzempiro]

I wish somebody would have slapped Beverly.

[2479148]

Cutest line ever. "you know i got a crush on you." sooo adorable.

[Hallinilla9]

Becky's boyfriend was Stephen Dorff!

[msinclair1991]

@Hallinilla9 The guy that played the main villian on Blade. I was amazed when I first found out.

[Whogrl16]

Aww I love how Dan Sticks up for Crystal.

[gertiecummings]

This whole episode is almost like a documentary of what a real Thanksgiving is.

[ifuseekamy]

After that season 1 episode of Bev and Al spending the night, I can definitely understand and agree w/Rosie and Dan putting them in a motel.

[radiohead1993111]

@krystlerita a little older? 5 years is a little old 20 years.. thats not right. Especially since it's dan's friend and ed had known her since she was a little girl.

[hayli711225]

Love the calm look on Dan's face lmao classic:))))))

[rani1223]

@krystlerita "He's a little older than her", That's gross!

[LexieCasteel]

I don't know why but I think it is hilarious how Jackie cries at the dinner table

[AngryIrish55]

@krystlerita It is damn well Dan's business. Crystal is his friend and Roseanne's look at what his dad did to Dan and his mother. He doesnt want that happening to Crystal and her son. To be honest id feel the same way if I was in Dan's shoes.

[radiohead1993111]

@AngryIrish55 all that plus the big age difference. 20 years age difference atleast.

[krystlerita]

Ann Wedgeworth played Audrey way too sappy

Debbie Reynolds was a lot more fun

[luvsherhubby]

ok i know the little boy is crystal's son lanny but who is the older boy next to dj

[rani1223]

@luvsherhubby Jimmy, Becky's boyfriend!

[radiohead1993111]

@luvsherhubby beckys boyfriend I think..

[Ferdie1985]

Is that STEPHEN DORFF at 2:43 lol how cute!

[brucekirk89]

@Ferdie1985 i think so LOL

[ilovefall08]

roseanne-" MORE TURKEY! * drops half of a turkey on table*

[heather19821982]

@timelessgirl10 actually---after she married tom arnold, he told her about being abused as a child, and roseanne said it brought back her own memories of being abused as a child, and decided to have that part of her real life experiences wrote into the show.

[TaranWanderer2]

@Alexiandria1990 I think the case is different here. Dan is protecting Crystal rather than his own feelings or his father's.

[SimplyRisque]

They say that chemical in turkey that makes you sleep is a myth. But every Thanksgiving after I eat, I ALWAYS fall asleep.

[KikiC423]

lol if I were there, I would probly be muttering "Why can't we be fake & act happy like a normal family?" under my breath.

[Lillzbe]

LOL he throws the keys and it bounces off dan's stomach and hits the floor

[zzzzdreamzzz]

i love how dan just sits and observes lol.

[alitam219]

2:16 It sounds so sweet the way Dan says "mama".

[Kratos8462]

BEV SHUT THE FUCK UP

[ifuseekamy]

Damn, I stop inviting Bev to Thanksgiving.

[SweetShann01]

Man Bev is a bitch

[BROKENHEARTEDALEXIS]

I love how Roseanne says "are you ok?" to Dan at 7:00 and they both smiling and kissing!!! so beautiful oh how I want to be married...

[BROKENHEARTEDALEXIS]

I love Bev's hair in this episode

[ScaredMoon]

Gotta love Grandpa Al haha

[ScaredMoon]

I seriously don't blame Roseanne's dad for cheating on his wife.

[AbramBergstrom]

I'm sure that Jimmy Miltreeger had parents and could have stayed at his own house for Thanksgiving!

[kentukygirl94]

welcome to U.S.A.......gotta love sharing time during thanksgiving dinner

[brettlesmcbuff]

Bev was always better in small doses. I think a shark jump moment was when she practically joined the cast and just became a cartoon character.

[JCSjelde]

crystal and ed...yuck

[Kronn]

The credits are the best part. There should be a Dan cam.

[MrLukeangel]

I love that Dan's mother calls him Daniel. Don't remember if I've ever heard anyone one else call him that.

[u2poz]

I have to wonder how Rosannes dad actually stuck around with Bev all those years! I mean you'd think that he would have gone nuts! lol :)

[JCSjelde]

@u2poz lol, you find out later he's been cheating for 20 years...

[asgmesserable]

Rosey's very sweet at the end of this episode!

[asgmesserable]

I always thought it interesting that Roseanne is so loving and funny with her Dad (in the two episodes he appeared) only to find out later that he was abusive to her and Jackie during their childhood.

[Karinah1523]

Bevs Voice is so annoying and now we know why rosie and jackie came out the way they did was because of theyre mother and the way they were raised

[rbd43091]

I wonder why roseanne never called dan by his full name (daniel)

[JNT737]

This reminds me of my family...scary

[LilBroAJ]

I just about freaked out when I saw Joss Whendon's name in the credits. :D

[SweetShann01]

Poor Jackie & Roseanne if Bev was my mother i would be nuts

[ShadowWolfy]

Poor Roseanne. 0:33 shows how much she hated Jackie speaking. X.x Course, I'd hate it too if my mother would go nuts.

Regardless of how crazy Bev is in the manner of being...controlling? At least she does care. We have to keep that in mind.

[leadimprov]

Bev isn't mature enough to care.

[ShadowWolfy]

I suppose you're right.

[JAlisa08701]

dan's mom doesn't seem crazy here.

[xAngel92]

I don't know if I could handle it if my ex boyfriend came to Thanksgiving dinner with my family. I think I'd shove the turkey knife up this ass sideways. >_>

[HannemanAndKing]

Ed's gettin some ass tooonight!

[SimplyRisque]

@HannemanAndKing hahahaha

[ImFetch]

she wasnt a psycho. its all part of roseannes "story" she wrote.

[ScinLaeca358]

Yeah Dan's mom became a psycho and Roseanne's dad became some kind of monstrous child abuser. Maybe this is just like Thanksgiving with my family, where all the insanities and hostilities get swept under the rug for one long uncomfortable meal...lol.

[ScinLaeca358]

Where the hell is Crystal supposed to be from? That's not exactly an Illinois accent.

[PeterBluth]

They've mentioned that once before and she retaliated "My dad was from Arkansas."

[bdjack10]

it's a southern illinois accent.

[ripcitychick]

notice how dans mom called him Daniel.. i dont think i have heard him called that before.

[AArmendariz12]

I love the part when Roseanne throws the turkey on the table.

[mikerappa]

LOVE LAURIE METCALF

[kirtina1]

I don't really get why dan was so shocked in later eps when he found out about his dad and crystal if he knew something was going on in this one.

[Popfan93]

@kirtina1

I think he just figured that Ed was having sort of a midlife crisis and was pursuing her but that it wasn't reciprocated. The next time he finds out, they were already together and planning on getting married so I could see how it would be a little shocking anyways.

[ShinyGlitterDoll]

@kirtina1 yeah this show is really inconsistent in alot of ways. I still love it though =D

[BlondePrincess2011]

@kirtina1 maybe he didnt wanna admit it ya know?

[wc470]

i probably would have reacted the way dan did to this were to happen to my family

[ladydemando]

I like how they portrayed Roseanne and Jackie's dad in the beginning. Why did they have to turn him into a child abuser?

[ryanbradyjohnblack19]

Roseanne and Jackie's mom is a bitch!

[TheCosmicStarmen]

@ryanbradyjohnblack19 you forgot psychotic;P

[msinclair1991]

@ryanbradyjohnblack19 I wouldn't go as far as to call a bitch. She is just a drunken crazy old woman.

[wc470]

al is funny

[TIPTON340]

Ned Beatty and Estelle Parsons were film actors and oscar nominees/winners, Anne Wedgewood and John Randolph were stage actors & tony winners.

[8o8hunnie]

hey! isn't jimmy the bad guy from "Blade"? I knew he looked familiar

[TIPTON340]

Stephen Dorff

[xhakunaXmatatax]

did anyone else notice that roseanne is holding her fathers hand after dinner on the couch....i found it odd considering the father use to beat roseanne and jackie.

[8o8hunnie]

yea it reminds me of my husband and his brothers; they used to get beat up badly as kids by their father, and they always talked about how they hated him for it, but they told me that now that they're all grown up, they think it was for the best; and now they're all chummy with their dad.

[jww047]

For the best? That's horrible! Parents should not beat their children. My parents beat me to keep me in line and all it did was make me afraid of them and not spend more time with them and love them like I wish I could have, but I was too scared that I might make a mistake by accident and get beat. It would have been nice to know that they loved me, but that was kind of hard to tell as they were beating me through my tears.

[jayden79106]

my dad beat the living crap out of me up until i was 13 but now i am 24 and we have a pretty pk relationship. He has gotten older and we have talked about things. we arent the classic howdy there family but we talk about once a month over the phone and we are okay. I can understand this all too well

[gcfanca005]

why didn't they show more of his mother? I know she was locked up for a while..but still..

[emptynest903]

never understood the big subject of ed and crystal, so what if he is older than her? is this how people react in a small town?

[joeperrysbabe]

Oh yeah.

[Ihearto2]

The very end is great: Dan observing the drama, eating and drinking his beer. He looks most interested when the turkey hits the table.

[joeperrysbabe]

I know right! :) LOL! I just loved his face expressions and especially the one when Jackie starts crying.

[passthemetro]

omigawd.. Roseanne throwing the turkey on the table and the camera closeup of it. ahahahahaha. amazing episode.

[jww047]

I don't get what's so funny about the turkey.

[kirtina1]

It was the carcase

[jww047]

what's a carcase and how come it's so funny

[kirtina1]

It's what's left of the body after all the meat is gone.

[jww047]

But there's still meat on it.

[Mi55ery]

ROTFLMAO!!

Roseanne: "Look at them. Laying around like a bunch of beached whales"

lol lol lol!

[SamanthaVoorhees]

Continued:

And their all mine and for this I'm truley thankful........

....Of course I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher!

ROFL!!!!

[bwickedintense]

Does anyone ever have a good Thanksgiving???

[mike198932]

Ann Wedgeworth looks way too young to be Dan's Mother. This is definitely the classic and best Thanksgiving episode of "Roseanne".

<3 Marissa

[sweetxrapturedxlight]

Story editor: Joss Whedon? I never noticed that before. I didn't know he was that old!?

[musicaltheatergeek79]

Joss Whedon was born in 1964 so he would've been around 25 when this originally aired.

[sweetxrapturedxlight]

I never knew he was born in 64. Learn something new everyday I suppose! :D

[sweetxrapturedxlight]

I think it's a bit wrong what Dan's dad is doing with Crystal.

[RollerDisc88]

They eventually get married

[mugabezuwane]

this is my favorite roseanne episode of all time, and this is the first time i have seen the uncut original verison of it. I can't believe how much of the episode they cut out for syndication, glad to see the full version of my favorite roseanne episode of all time.

[Healing2Suffer]

Bev: How can you even talk about food?

Roseanne: Cuz I don't feel like talking about sex, and what else is there?

The Thanksgiving and Halloween eps are just the best!

[skylur44]

This is why people dread Thanksgiving...

[Galvais]

I fully agree.

[MrK623]

Roseanne is awful chummy with her dad, and then when he dies she is all pissed off cause he was abusive.

And doesn't Dan's mom end up in the nut house?

[sweetxrapturedxlight]

I think they changed a lot of the continuity around to get better plots in later episodes.

[batistagurl1987]

@MrK623 theres a later thanksgiving episode where roseanne finds out he been seeing another woman behind her mothers back thats when she stops talking to him

[LexieCasteel]

@MrK623 Well, the show was on for a while so some of the older episodes kind of contradict the newer.

[emd1085]

lol at Dan listen at the very end it sounds like they caught the director saying clear or somthing