All your Base are belong to us - C&C Red Alert 3 Style

[POWned911]

all your crap are belong to EA.

[framerunner1987]

... now i have to play RA3 again.. oh well... bbl

[drtoonie]

I never liked RTSs. I really want this game now though.

[BaltijosTigras]

"All your Base are belong to us" NOPE Just Chuck Testa :D

[revolutionary17]

Thank you EA for ruining the C&C series

[RandomPenguin2]

0:46 all your base are belong to us

[multiYellowHorse]

i watch this every day. deal with it.

[10763The]

Can someone explain to me why the this is called "All your base are belong to us"?

[cab00se447]

@10763The Because it's a spoof/homage of the Zero Wing "song" of the same name.

[CyberDragonZero]

@cab00se447 Someone set us up the bomb.

[un2mensch]

@CyberDragonZero Main screen turn on

[10763The]

@cab00se447 But the title alone does not make sense. All your base are belong to us. I do not think that is gramatically correct.

[cab00se447]

@10763The Look up "All your base are belong to us" on Wikipedia, and then you'll understand.

[l0rf]

@10763The It's a terribly translated game with a hilarious intro sequence, among the dialogue there are such gems like "Main screen turn on" "Somebody set up us a bomb" and "You know what you doing, for great justice"

[Dradoc]

Peter Stormare and Tim Curry made this game worth playing.

[Muhammed552]

Guys when i hear this for first time i rememeber that EA listen to this song before made C&C 4 and who play the game will understand what i mean and what isay

[stherianthrope]

Ooh... so this is a video game, I thought it was a comedy show or something.

[valebellydance1]

All your base are belong to us!

[Denaries]

Okay, what the hell have they done to my C&C??? My god, I'm SO glad I stopped playing after Red Alert >.<

[cab00se447]

@Denaries RA2 and RA3 are actually pretty good. Compared to the crap that is C&C4 and how EA destroyed that game series.

[LeoBliksem]

@Denaries red alert 1 2 where good 3 is worse game

[DarkMarkel]

2:24 HAHAHA

[xXXrayzerXXx]

0:19 CAVE JOHNSON

[TheBByamashiro]

i prefer the old tanya......

[Jex134]

this game was a surprisingly big letdown.

[TheMattyGO8]

I Died at 1:20

[usrevenge]

cowboy style



[Tarik360]

Armoured dolphins.

[niwcsc]

Yeah, I like it like that.

Cowboy style.

[xXGreenLegendRanXx]

Oh Snap!

[TheEmperorHasSpoken]

What's awesome is the amount of sheer star power for a video game!

[Hablagrabla]

OMG! ANDREW DIVOFF! How can the Soviets lose with the Wishmaster on their side! >: D

[TheEmperorHasSpoken]

@Hablagrabla I wish to crush my enemies! (evil voice) Done...

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@Hablagrabla He was Cherry Ganz the Desert Eagle firing biker long before he was the Wishmaster. Don't forget that. lol

[Hablagrabla]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn Yeah but still! I will always see him as the Wishmaster! ;)

oh yeah, LOL! :P

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@Hablagrabla The Djinn(The wishmaster's name) has nothing on Cherry Ganz.

[Hablagrabla]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn He IS a Djinn (Pre-Islamic spirit, and Islam's equivalent to christianity's demons) and Wishmaster is probably a title as he, himself puts it (He refers to himself as 'The Wishmaster')... But that's not important xD

And you're probably right, Cherry Ganz is probably better when it comes to... futuristic warfare :P

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@Hablagrabla I know about all of that mess. It's not important. He doesn't wield a Desert Eagle so he sucks.

[Hablagrabla]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn Well, he wielded a Magnum once...

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@Hablagrabla  A Magnum?

[Hablagrabla]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn Yeah! The first freebee-wish... Blow his own brains out... He did it with a Magnum ;P

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@Hablagrabla Cherry Ganz still wins. :-p

[Hablagrabla]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn Yeah yeah! But still! Our conclusion is still the same... Andrew Divoff=Winning and Awesome! ;) Datz whuats impoatant! *Arnie-accent*

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@Hablagrabla Damn right!

[stickkane]

Good God!

[Kuner1]

If I'm totally honest, I think RA3 is actually a better strategy game than Starcraft 2

[vkmicro2]

3rd time's a charm <3

[LordDarthVader5]

Krukov was the coolest guy here

[KOTYAR0]

Cause it's (fucking) George Takei)

[vanwayne8]

Why is that old japanese man keeps appearing in kung fu or ninja movies?

[ComposerKuandohan]

@vanwayne8

It's called making a living. :D (Also most directors want a stereotypical looking person to be the actor. :P)

[GamleErik100]

All your douchebag are made of stupid.

[catwomen61]

YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIEK BASE SO WE PUT A BASE IN YO BASE SO YOU CAN BOMB IT WHILE YOU BOMB IT

[scotthio]

1:09

[yahavbak]

ALL YOURE BASE ARE BELONG TO U.S

[NekuNeko]

That video made me to buy this game, are the video sequences really that awesome as there?

[stupidityburns]

The only thing i can say about that is...OH SNAP!

[TheBlackOpticFTW]

57 people disliked.

All their base are belong to 778 people.

[macfahad]

Shake it baby! Red Alert II - Thats it!

[puskevitneolacak]

KRUKOV RULZ

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

this is stupid

i liked generals more

oh yeah..generals wwas the only good game in the C&C series,the rest should have been called "command and cucomber" lol

[Spazzosity]

@TF2playerwhohateCOD hated generals, the old classic ones where the bomb!

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

@Spazzosity

for me,generals is the classics,its acctualy a real RTS,and not just a stupid game where you just spam crap

[sunflowers86]

freaking Tanya with her laugh lol everytime I hear her I have to make sure I pin point where she is or else I am just plain paranoid! lmao

[1994human]

Kinky

[12togo34]

at 1:23 natasha goes nuts

[DannyEastes]

ARMOURED DOLPHINS

[kalampakos]

yeah i like it like that

[IsllayGirls]

"...Chew on that..." epic British accent 0:55

[GrandDukeOfPanevezys]

1:29 Epic comunist Bee Dance

[horsthorstmann666]

Too bad this game turned out such a disappointment :( bought it first day..

[Antimanele104]

All your imperialistic bases are belonging to our proletariat!

URAAAA!

[MrCssmovie]

Roses are Red

metal is tr00

all my base

r belong to you <3

[realcelestialphoenix]

0:59 i want his goggles

[ThePhailed]

1:58 Epic

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

hot

[mbos14]

i love that in this one all the specail units for each faction are girls anybody els noticed :D

[TANSKBD]

@mbos14 Yeah. Quite a lot.

[EvilNecroid]

funny seeing tim curry like this and then going to watch rocky horror

[cab00se447]

@EvilNecroid You should watch Muppet Treasure Island next, he plays Long John Silver, and then finish off with Stephen King's IT!

[Yellow13Firestorm]

@cab00se447 Oh no... THE HAM! TOO MUCH HAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!

[RobotKing27]

@cab00se447 don't forget his voice work!

[renardo3333]

@cab00se447 they float! they ALL float!

[Ivysilverleaf]

@cab00se447 Don't forget to watch Clue and Legend while your at it!

[Hellsconsort]

@EvilNecroid He done the same kind of voice in 'Congo'.

[Djw00tyGuY]

empire of the rising sun sucks they only have 1 chick

[cab00se447]

@Djw00tyGuY They have their special unit. The chick in the school girl outfit.

[ODOMAN123]

@cab00se447 ya but the goods are censored. xD

[mbos14]

@cab00se447 and the archer maiden in the upgrade

[henritje19]

@cab00se447 that,s Yuriko Omega.

[cucumber288]

@cab00se447 If they had zach galifanakis in one of their games....i'd buy it just for that

[TANSKBD]

@cab00se447 She's not that hot. Plus, who wants a psychic psychotic mad schoolgirl in your bed? She could kill you if she wasn't satisfied.

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@cab00se447 You mean the pissed off jailbait Yuriko.

[tmaduri]

@Djw00tyGuY ya but did you see robo samuria witht eh light saber???? fuckin win

[SMGJohn]

@Djw00tyGuY Empire of the Rising Sun consists of REAL men not chickens

[SovietLenin1]

THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY ABOUT THAT IS... oh snap...

[SovietLenin1]

The girls are a really powerfull weapon :P

[trent0heart]

sounds kinda kinky...

[OverlordArt]

press 1 repeatedly to see the camera man jacking off

[KakashiOwnage]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!! |:@

[Cesar4254]

Lol! Soviet Guy at 1:30!

[LordSchattenwind]

Armored Dolphins!

[pedocalientito123]

dasha's accent turns me on so much ;D

[fishes249]

i like generals better than red alert 3 personally, but thats just me

[lightrevealedtech]

FREAKIN AWESOME!!! I AM BUYING THIS RIGHT NOW OFF STEAM!!!!!!!!!!!

[bar1kin]

<3 dasha's dance :)

[sepie]

lol GUNDAMS, all your base are belong to us !!!

[TANSKBD]

Goddamit Jeff Bridges...

[mbos14]

translate this Omnis vestra pugnaculum est occupo

it is latijn

[romxxii]

they actually got Takei to say "all your base"?! Awesome.

[N3m3z1zz]

I came

[INEEDZALL]

I have been hypnotized to buy this game now.

If I haven't played the previous ones does it matter?

[cab00se447]

@INEEDZALL You'd prob. want to know the basis of the previous 2 games plus expansions. Maybe reading the synopsis and watching the fmv's of the games would help. Heck, just pick up C&C The First Decade and you'll have the entire saga (except for C&C3. C&C4 (gags) and RA3)

[INEEDZALL]

@cab00se447 bit torrent to the rescue?

[cab00se447]

@INEEDZALL Um... if you want to I guess... I'd say you should buy the game as they're all well worth it, but that's just me.

[INEEDZALL]

@cab00se447 nvm i found it on Cex for only 10 pounds :)

[gemeavx]

@INEEDZALL yes cause i want it now :P i got all the tybs... not the reds.....

[Stammer6]

@INEEDZALL The Red Alerts are about as connected as the Final Fantasies: no story connection, but they have a lot of connections between each one. Of course, Red Alert 1 (and I think even Red Alert 2) is free to download off the C&C web site so it couldn't hurt to play through them. They're both equally as spectacular as RA3 is.

[CenturyNitro]

@INEEDZALL If you want this game, DO NOT play the previous ones, otherwise you'll end up puking at how bad this game is.

[liyher]

@INEEDZALL NO cuase LOL time travel. everything is reset to the start of the war at the beginning of the games.



[nomadraphal]

@INEEDZALL NO

[thereddog223]

Id play 1 and 2 first can get the first decade collection for like 20

[bobfrapples21]

i would use the toyota technology to stop internet ads.... thats why we have TV.... Internet is for pron and lolcatz

[cab00se447]

@bobfrapples21 Um.. wrong video...

[crazies23]

@cab00se447 noes, its teh advertizements.

[DarkVoid0064]

@bobfrapples21 AND ANIME!

[DarkVoid0064]

@bobfrapples21 oh and obviously youtube lol

[DarkcyroZ31v]

Cowboy style.........

[LucasWitt15]

48 people are dont are have bases

[aaronanamanda]

I can't believe they got a bunch of high profile people to play in C&C Red Alert 3

[Duros1394]

cannot believe they got Peter Stormare to say "oh snap".....OHHHH SNAPP MUTHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[alastarian1]

all i can say about this video is:

oh snap.

[megapower23]

Armored dolphins made my day !!

[XBlueG12]

ARMORED DOLPHINS

[killbox9999]

I love how this video was posted on my birthday ;3

[Woodenlegjoe]

2:28 Where's the money Lebowski?

[themonkeymN]

I Love Zelinsky, hes the funniest in there

[mbos14]

anybody vind it curuios that the actor from star trek is leading a high tech army

[DartLuke]

@mbos14 yep. This is George Takei aka Sulu

[TheJ3sus0FSuburbia]

OMFG that's beast mode. If only they had Walter Koenig to say

"Nuclear Wessels" Then this would be the perfect video xD

[krnxanga]

the man in 1:13 is the hotel guy in Home ALone 2..good to see him again

[cab00se447]

@krnxanga Tats Tim Currey. He's an actor and has been in lots of movies.

[ikuroami]

@cab00se447 which includes being a drag queen.

[danne249]

HOLY FUCK IS THAT PETTER STORMARE :D 00:57

[mbos14]

47 poeple snapped :P

[Bylga]

HOT!

[AnubisEye009]

sounds kinda kinky, *clap

[discoder]

George Takei saying "All Your Base Are Belong To Us." Genius.

[HyrAyl]

I think with this video they were trying to say "if you thought the old Red Alert games were crazy, you haven't seen anything yet."

[FullmetalpanicJT]

wo lololololololoolooooooool

[halocandeniz]

is this real or fan made because it seems like real

[cab00se447]

@halocandeniz This is real, made by EA for the launch of RA3

[nightm4re100]

holy... why is this game so packed with babes :D sooo hot^^

[TheValkyrieful]

@nightm4re100 Boobs sell

[psychee1]

I Love This Fucking Game!

[SnorkSnurk]

Ar-med dol-phins!

[darkchamp777]

LOL

[reddwarf50]

2:23 Battle Crusier Operational......

[PivotLives]

None of this is actual gameplay

[cab00se447]

@PivotLives there are some fmv's but ya, it's not game video...

[Sword99sProductions]

2:25 For the Win :D

[yayCookies4Me]

russia has bear cavalry. screw the armored dolphins!

[OmiBeckett]

ARMORED DOLPHINS.

[123eldest]

To bad the game was such a dissapointment :[

[Masterofwar232]

:O Snap!

[Arc111111]

This is better than the game itself.

[KingdaWagh]

COWBOY STYLE!

[Vladdyboy]

BATTLE BEARS!

ARMOURED DOLPHINS!

[TANSKBD]

LOL Tanya lets off her steam at the end XD

[Bubba2x4]

all your musics are epics to us.

[masterplan24212]

I like it like Dat, Cowboy style

[Morgead1]

43 people think they can do better.

[cika1234]

See The honest to god Best Part is when goddamned SULU says

All ur Base R Belong to us

[Assault912]

Let me get one thing straight, this game is like design for those 20+ year old rapists, no wonder no kids or women play this game and look at the god damn comments, like "OMG i wanna rape her" "OMG hawt" "The gurlz r all mine" Can you people stop this? God no wonder girls dont play this game, EA turned RA series into porn

[sinilaid]

if only it had been the announcement trailer, it would have ruled

[DancingPickle82]

"You like the beautiful girls?"

George Takei doesn't

[DestinySeraphim]

Why does the Allies Symbol remind me of the House Atredies crest from Emperor: Battle for Dune?

[shougmarco]

OHHH SNAP!

[Jh5kRadio]

All your beautiful girls are belong to MEEEEE!

[ieatflood]

Oh my god... they must be rolling at this now.