Want me to tell you what they said? Girl: Hello? Girl: you know how late it is? Girl:where are you? girl:really? girl:with who? girl:Im telling you this is the last time! (talking to phone*) Old man:Who? Girl: my husband oldman: Eh?! Hes back?! oldman: I-im going! girl: eh? wait dont go Girl:He said hes playing right now, and wont be coming back tonight.... xD hope that helped
Woman: Herro? Were you dead? What time is it now?! Where are you? Really? With whom? I'm telling you that this is the last time! (throw the phone away...)
Man: Who was that?
Woman: Sigh. It was my husband...
Man: What?! He's going back? I'm out!
Woman: Oh no. Wait. He said he's playing Mahjong with you in his office. He's not going back home tonight.
光聽那女的講話聲音,就硬不起來了.
Happy88dog 5 months ago
那是妳隔壁家的老王?
FIIRE 1 year ago
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开放西藏!
止住维吾尔人的虐杀!
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毁灭中国共产党!
日本战争的准备作成着!
日本到中国共产党放下!!正义的大铁锤
origuti0703 1 year ago
因该叫我和我的公公
lkfczzw 1 year ago 2
首歌叫菊次郎之夏,久石讓作的
davy96728 1 year ago
十個禿頭九個富!!說不定他就是那第十個XD
joker231231 1 year ago 5
哈哈這謊言也太酷
a12551948 1 year ago 2
............
r07803111 1 year ago
她老公用這種謊,想必也是一樣瞜?誰會先被踢爆阿,哈哈
gogoplay1 1 year ago
老師不在家我幹女人~
sayatu104 1 year ago
樓下的是不是也禿頭啊?
a83911123 1 year ago 6
雖然他禿頭
可是他可能很真心
z26837129 1 year ago
这种男人需要偷么。。。要么是官儿要是是财主儿
toxictoche 1 year ago
老公不在家我偷男人
acer3618 1 year ago
為什麼女生這麼正???還說北京腔來的?
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joexmike 1 year ago
十禿九富
wufengsiang 1 year ago
美女偷丑男 汗
382982408 1 year ago
這男的肯定很有錢
f6617 1 year ago
男的長得好像日本電影裡才有的男主角!!!
aaaxxx17 1 year ago
也許那個胖子很有錢吧= =
ouckx 1 year ago
那女的說什麼!?
說他老公正跟影片中的禿頭在辦公室打麻將不回來了!?
哇@@
互換人妻啊!!!
Hinako0815 1 year ago 3
chillyboy30 1 year ago
@chillyboy30 Girl:He said hes playing 麻將 with the OLDMAN right now, and wont be coming back tonight....
jeff8950419 1 year ago
@chillyboy30
her husband said hes playing WITH THAT OLD MAN right now, LOL
but the old man is with the girl wth?? xD
so basically the girl and her husbang are both cheating on each otehrs
Exzsam 1 year ago
girl ure so pretty, come to me, why sleep with an old man? lol...
icyboy771z 1 year ago
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Phone:ring ring ring ring
Woman: Herro? Were you dead? What time is it now?! Where are you? Really? With whom? I'm telling you that this is the last time! (throw the phone away...)
Man: Who was that?
Woman: Sigh. It was my husband...
Man: What?! He's going back? I'm out!
Woman: Oh no. Wait. He said he's playing Mahjong with you in his office. He's not going back home tonight.
onlyonecai 1 year ago
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onlyonecai 1 year ago
北京口音,最后一举很好笑,哈哈!
onlyonecai 1 year ago
@onlyonecai “一句”
onlyonecai 1 year ago
靠。。。美女vs猥琐半秃驴
bliss3317 1 year ago
这男的咋这不待见的.
hexiangg 1 year ago
智障貼文標題 智障認真回文
cronous0711 1 year ago
夜市人生的小愛~目前的當紅炸子豬
james0531wei 1 year ago
'
please interpreter for me what both says
bestamerica 1 year ago
這只是戲而已嘛 有演員就直接上啦 你們何畢那麼認真呢= =
jo4xk7 1 year ago
哈哈~ 兩夫妻也偷吃
pakryan 1 year ago 8
這不偷還好
kissme6874 1 year ago
女得還不錯,男的怎麼長這個樣子
鐵定那男的某個地方非常強
liaon98 1 year ago 7
汗! 这么回事儿啊
lhw365 2 years ago
豈不皆大歡喜?!
vincent0418 2 years ago
看了老半天 才知道這個梗是老公也在騙人..
terry0706t 2 years ago
情夫长得这幅德性,想必老公还要丑!
像大伙前边所说, 他妈的要偷男人也偷个像样点的。秃头又凸腹也好???
所谓饥不择食莫过如此!
Kanebb21 2 years ago 7
重點!她老公也偷吃~XD
oldman94g8 2 years ago 6
哈哈,和你打馬吊了==今天不回來......
ftuu2 2 years ago
那男的帅不帅不重要,关键是要男的JJ够强大就ok,又不是老公,不用带出门的。
wesherity 2 years ago 18
@wesherity
睇外型都知條友jj唔大啦,手短腳短頸又短,三無一長,那物短!如其咁求其不如搵隻巨犬仲好啦..
gotomehomeok 4 months ago
i dont know about you but i dont understand a fucking word.
londonsbest123 2 years ago 3
why are you here then
hoymkot 1 year ago
拜託= =偷像樣點的...
134534343 2 years ago 4
你偷人也偷个像样点的啊。。。。。
shenju1990 2 years ago 121
可能人家好有錢呢...
kbundy023 2 years ago
這只是種笑點 認真就輸了ˇˇ
s0259999 1 year ago
這只是種笑點 認真就輸了ˇˇ
s0259999 1 year ago 2
小姐,妳的品味真係能人所不能﹍
wonghonchung 2 years ago 16
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他之前幫我搞定一位正妹,真的很厲害耶! 曾經說過把妹最快不用一天,最慢根本不用三天,是真的! 他跟大家說她最討厭玩感情的人,只希望大家能穩穩經營下去,我聽了超感動,一直有人說我在幫他打廣告,但我不是,我只是想把這東西分享給大家,讓他能幫助更多人!! 最好忙死他! 無名:asd88640 或是搜尋:不把妹。
cwav1258 2 years ago
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wtf so cheap. chinese!
holohulolo 2 years ago
這兒........ 有3個演員!? @x@!!!!
Allblacks0819 2 years ago
他这会儿正跟你在办公室打麻将呢
哈哈哈哈哈,很妙
airfang613 2 years ago 12
这怎么会有三个演员。。
emsctwzt 2 years ago
at least "steal" a handsome one ma
XxTyranxXMingHao 2 years ago 4
tat...man.yong sui
wwwfffkkk 2 years ago
為什麼女生這麼正???還說北京腔來的?
太吸引人實在是
ec38075 2 years ago 8
@ec38075
true
yoshinosakura 2 years ago
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tuweri 2 years ago
北京腔又没有操你老妈,你有什么不满意的?
tomatokaka 2 years ago
偷漢子最重要就是看那家伙的強大程度
benadsl 2 years ago
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偷也偷個帥的,偷那麼醜的
whitehair024 2 years ago 68
啊哈哈哈~我也這麼想~
0204sexcity 2 years ago 6
@whitehair024 你咁講就唔岩啦,人醜唔係罪黎架 任何人既樣都唔值得比人批評
Ash8216 1 year ago
插曲是什么?????
horse476505046 2 years ago
久石让的 summer
shishinanwei 2 years ago 3
mo liu
thomastmwc 2 years ago
抄橋
hellacolala 2 years ago
故事都有gimmick既...但其它野就...
gx7210 2 years ago
偷男人也偷好看點的
偷個死胖禿頭幹啥
redmoka 2 years ago 109
哈哈...拍戲而已..不用那麼認真!!
wongyion2001 2 years ago
吃粽子連竹葉一起啃?
TismoCat 2 years ago
看了有種好怪的感覺...
toptony0512 2 years ago 2
on99
mak222mak288 2 years ago
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支那女人就是他媽的這麼無恥
hakkalim 2 years ago
on 9
cat6135 2 years ago
Comparing to Japanese girl, I think this is just minor. I just fucked one Jap classmate last week.. god dam good ...
batigosu27 2 years ago
WOW!!!!!!!
kkftw23 2 years ago
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请看见这录影 和平!!!=
伊斯兰教
watch?v=iB84C5zBVnQ
演变是一个谎言(第二部分)
watch?v=V8mLaMAXYz4
199khan 2 years ago
Husband is cheating too, LOL....
老公正在和奸夫打牌...LOL...
backup000 2 years ago 7
LOL
WrestlingKingTV 2 years ago
非常的不相配
Andy423166 2 years ago 2
MM很靓
phacku 2 years ago
这个破片子也用 summer..
lifeiteng1 2 years ago
cheap girl
togetherfill 2 years ago
hahahahahahahaha
leeclarine 3 years ago
個男仔好樣衰啊...
0147896325mia 3 years ago 2