Church of Anonymous Marches against CoS: ABC is the new FOX

[sickness324]

LMAO notice how they fast forward everything until they segment out JUST what they want to hear from anonymous, instead of listening to the reasons behind them.

[lukeyboy118]

hAhAHAhAHAhAhahaHAHAHAhAhAhAHA­HAAAAhAHAHAHAhh

[OM3N1R]

Over 900,000???????????? dollars in property taxes

[Inufan2005]

Wait Anonymous is a Church? >.>

[sickness324]

@Inufan2005 No. Lmfao of course not. How could they be? Religion requires people to be organized. Anonymous confesses they have no leader or central infrastructure and most importantly... No religion?

[Inufan2005]

@sickness324 I am fully aware of this, I was commenting more on the derpness of the News station

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Unlike $cientology The Church of Anonymous does not make you give them your life savings to get in.

[minnescanada]

I love how biased this report is, trying to appear balanced.

ABC is usually better than this.

[mylittleSunshine7]

What are you a born again hitler, you sound just like him, who do you want to get rid of??

[OM3N1R]

@mylittleSunshine7 We are Anonymous, the SP's who haunt your dreams.

[11Jamie11]

Almost 2 years after this report, it's become rather obvious which group is actually dangerous. Even the major media are starting to figure it out.

[anonsixtwelve]

The only three things I remember from this protest: Darr, some scientologist complaining about mormons, and LOL HAY GUISE WE'RE A CHURCH NOW. Thank you ABC.

[Ankstek013]

they paid over nine(hundred)thousand!!!

[sobored671]

i get mega lulz when she says Church of Anonymous

[sobored671]

lolololololulolololz. stupid ass people

[McComment]

lolwut

[sobored671]

oughragh

[spycaper51]

"Church of Anonymous"

I hate you all.

[thecaneater]

Insert giant facepalm image here.

[Queebabs]

rofl @ abc news

we are not a church we are anonymous we are legion

[Kasonek]

Church of Annonymous? Damn those American media's are shit ...

[AncestorOfDunemaul]

"Church Of Anonymous" Epic LuLz

[Taneesha1989]

"each church claims the other is dangerous"

OMFG that is some funny shit!

and the bitch with her serious look

[Gichnni]

ROFL CHURCH OF ANONYMOUS! lol Fox News are full of retards and Cult of $cientology bought them.

[LawrenceOfMarcabia]

Oh my god. Fox News is retarded.

[Dedoroff]

you mean ABC :P

WE DO NOT FORGIVE

WE DO NOT FORGET

[AnonShawi]

lololololol

[Shadowmere]

WHAT THE SHIT?

[ElitestPirate]

WAT.

[Imariscent]

LOL, the church of anonymous is this how low these Scientologists are going. I really can't believe this shit, who is the founder Rick Roll. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[ShadowPa1adin]

They worship Raptor Jesus.

[ObadiahtheSlim]

Wow they are a church now? Can I join?

[zambimaru]

"church of anonymous" WTF

[heiyoulianglaohu]

Church of Anonymous??!!! Another example of media bullshit.. sigh..

[Agent25i]

I cant belive how sad ppl must be to follow something like this... OR anything like this for that matter. We're here alone. There is no great after life, or something waiting to take you away. This is it. This is all. Smarten up and belive in yourselves; because that's all you/we have.

[FitzChivalryFarseer2]

Church of Anonymous? WTF we have a church? Sigh another newscast mistake if one looks carefully enough one may realize the news makes mistakes often.

[JasonDaPsycho]

Church of Anonymous?

You for real?

[PortlandAnonymous]

CHURCH OF ANONYMOUS LOL

[AnonymousWhisper]

So now we're a church......

Disney news at its best

[doom9125]

the church of the Anonymous abc dosen't know shit and scientology is fucked up

[royalnovember66]

ROFLMAO!! XDXDXD

Brb, church

[knightabraxas]

what a bunch of propaganda...

i hate the news. they get everything wrong. $ci paid them off i bet.

[machineowar]

Church of Anonymous? Jesus fucking Christ....

[burninghair91]

lol

they skip the part when it says we will destroy scientology for the good of humanity

[chairel]

church of anon??? internet is now a religion?

[luv2spuge]

CHURCH OF ANONYMOUS what?????

[db332y]

surfing is now officially a reiligion.. where's my tax exemption... i like how they sped of anonomys' vid to take it out of context

[eshfemme]

OMFG, ROFLMAO!!!1!

[TheSchimmi]

wow, they took the video out of context.

[ragnarqk]

fucking christ, i lol'd so hard at church of anon.

[TheSchimmi]

same same

i would join ChurchOfAnonymous though...

[leewalker101172]

*facepalm*... church of anonymous..?

Who would we pray to if there are no leaders..?

Ok im gonna nominate myself as pope of Anon.

C0$ = fail

Anon =winrar

Pope me = epic winrar

[snipermagoo]

Okay then. Where's my tax exemption?

[phpboxxx]

facepalm

[belstone]

*facepalm*

Church of Anon could be a good thing...

[kdb955]

Do not mock the glory of our savior Xenu. All praise Longcat.

[brewcityjr]

now that you guys are a church, where can I donate?

[n14e5o15]

What a crap report

[krazzi88]

petitiononline[dot]com/xenutv1­

[MasklessNoh]

Yeah, You'll notice that while most of what the journalist said was correct. The part of the report that was misportrayed was on the part of the broadcasters. In truth, broadcasters are mostly chosen for their charisma, not for any deductive abilities.

[jfc1986]

Church of anonymous?

BAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!

Oh, this is great!

CHURCH OF ANONYMOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA!

this is such horrible journalism.

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

I can't stop laughing!

[sheppatrick]

Wow, thats some really really bad reporting.

[whereismyface13]

"church of anonymous" ???? since we're a church now, do we get tax exemption status too?

[epro1]

quick question

what level do you have to be to learn about xenu?

[m2frogger]

about 8 or 7 the highest levels

[epro1]

cheers, i guess at that level you'd be brainwashed enough to actually believe it

[thecaster]

OT III: The Wall of Fire

[reas0nabledoubt]

"Church of Anonymous"?

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

[CheshireShade]

I be the only one who notices the nervousness of that reporter ?

[Anoninfinity]

Since when did we form earlyer this year? have i been 4 years in this SERIOUS BUSINESS for nothing?

And how the flying fuck can they mistake Anonymous for a church?

[RyswickZ]

It's funny how the rep. from C0$ said that the members of anonymous like to hide their identity, but HE refused to release his name or go on camera.

[n3v3rf0rgive]

I haven't used this word in a while, so it might be dusty.. But that was BOGUS!  Hmmm... i smell a hefty donation from C0$ to the ABC

[sausagedogmcgee]

Church of the Anonymous? What the fucking dicks?

[amblnc38]

If Scientology is a "religion" I'm the Queen of Englan.

[amblnc38]

England...damn it! Bow before me!

[Loika693]

Laughing my arse off, CHURCH of Anonymous? xD Oh gods, did they do any research on who we are or what we were doing at all?

[ducksoup2006]

what do you mean ABC is the new FOX

[Enturbanon]

I am Pope Xenu and I excommunicate you.

[insomnyuk]

Media = idiots

[hithlum]

Church of Anonymous... man where do these people get their information. They make wikipedia and youtube 100X more credible.

[NoEoAoRo]

I nominate myself for Pope

[belldanime]

I think girlvinyl is the pope, dude.

[Enturbanon]

Fail. I am Pope Xenu, and I excommunicate false claimants to the throne. Yes arget1993, I will make you Bishop of the Marcab Confederacy.

[AnonDFL]

Awesome. We get Tax Exemption now too!

[MentalAbyss]

roofle, this is proof that anything can become a church and be given some form of credablilty (ie. CO$)

much lulz

-mental-

[Kilia40]

CHURCH OF ANONYMOUS??????? Lulz!!

[NoEoAoRo]

Church of Xenu!

[ExFilms]

great clip... The Anonymous... lulz

[janniemk]

Aw, give them a break. They just need some delicious caek.

[anonyfox]

We are the Church of The Anonymous. haha

[AnonymousAleph]

Anonymous Pwn Taxes

Epic Win

[XenuChan]

So anonymous is a church now? does that mean we have tax exempt status?

[FuturesPassed]

You have to file tax exemption papers, which means...

Signing your name.

[CyberChrist777]

Keep Anonymous Working

PTS/SP

April 12th 2008

Expect Us

[awfroduck]

Hey, we're a church now!

Lets get a tax exempt status!

[Milianta]

i love how they continually claim we're terrorists even though all we've done is protest peacfully.

[KentAllard]

OVER 9000

[AMVVir2]

It was over 900000! (Dollars in property taxes)

And over 8000 prank calls.

[AnonyMing]

Anonymous is.... a church now?

WHO THE FUCK FED THESE PEOPLE STUPID PILLS?!! DID THEY GET THEIR JOURNALISM DEGREES FROM A VENDING MACHINE FULL OF BUBBLEGUM?? WHAT IS THIS CRAZY BULLSHIT??

....Wait. So... does this mean we get to be tax exempt? And molest little boys? And run around in great big hats, and save people from accidents, and call everyone a bigot? Sweet!

[sidcortes]

God they got is so wrong! We're just hackers on steriods with paronia about dogs and blinds! Christ! When will the media get that right?

[Aeruchin]

Church of Anonymous?

Lol...

[stokelad19]

Lord Vader Miscavage the rebel have a church????

[DavidMiscarriage1]

lol church of anonymous

[TheRealRukiaChan]

Church of the Anonymous, thats a new one.

[Anonmaly]

LAWL!

I are Arch-Bishop Anonymous Wikabald: Keeper of the Submarine Keys. I are church, give me tax exempt!

[coolguy42188]

Rule 34 stained glass windows. Jesus Rule 34!

[wardrich]

/B/ROTHERS!

[thecaster]

We are legion

Nevar forget.

[gofg467]

underaged b&, man.

[janatalee]

wow church of anonymous! lol Maybe we can get tax exempt too! lol

[gofg467]

Wait. Over 900,000 dollars in property tax?

OVER 900,000 DOLLARS?

[wardrich]

lawl, I had DBZ echo through my head when I heard that part, too.

[radicalaceshasbrin]

Hai im frum da chruch uf anonymus hallo

[kaz254]

Media, you are retarded.

[AnonymousCreedo]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey, where's MY tax exemption and high-powered legal branch?

I want to sue some anonymous critics.

[lemuelbecc]

At least the anon they spoke to wasn't a faggot. lol scientology.

[trickorwhat]

lol church

[Redimus]

OMFG!

GLORIOUS!!!

[Trabdood]

ROFL. Anonymous is a church? Wow ABC, just give up.

[whaddyareckon]

Scientology was invented by a bored science fiction writer. That's all anyone really needs to know.

[jpsousa4]

"church" of anonymous. lol

[DeathCabSex]

is this for real?

[HungarianMafioso]

Can anyone say Nadia Rammed Ass?

Okay, I know that was immature... but somebody had to point out her unfortunate last name ^_^

[cutiepiecuka]

ignorance

[Trypp505]

Church? Where is my tax-exempt status!?

Just Formed? We have always been here!!

We are LEGION!

We are MANY and We are ONE!

We are divide by ZERO!

We are ANONYMOUS!

[RandomnessUK]

CHURCH OF RAPTOR JESUS IS CHURCH

[FattyAcidTrip]

Does this mean we entitled to tax exemptions as well?

[NevvySyndrome]

Fox needs to stop making TV.

[AMVVir2]

NevvySyndrome: It's not FOX, it's ABC in Florida.

In case you hadn't noticed, local Fox stations gave Anonymous good coverage on the 2/10 protest (local CBS was bad), and this time even Fox 11 made a good report while local ABC made this stupid report.

Fox News Channel (the national one), however, haven't said much about it maybe because one of their personalities is a high level scientologist (there are no OTs of course) and they don't want to hurt her feelings or something....

[chimparegood]

Go give feedback on the abcnews website - make your voice heard.

[Lonefire08]

The Church of Anon?

The only thing Anon believes is in is the downfall of the C0$.

Stupid news-station is stupid.

Anonymous is Legion.

[Stain999]

AMAZING, we are now a church.

[homicidemanex]

Wow, what a bunch of idiots, Dan Rather must be laughing his ass off.

[AMVVir2]

Laughing? Dan Rather will be making a documentary exposing the abuses of the Church of the Anonymous soon. He'll blame it on Bush, just like the conspiracy retard forums did. "Anonymous was started by the FBI durr"

[homicidemanex]

I meant becuse he did a report that had false information and he had to step down because of it.

[FuturesPassed]

I wonder if this will ever become something like The Laughing Man from Ghost in the Shell. I know it's a cartoon thing, but still.

I doubt it though.

[AMVVir2]

It was like that from the beginning.

[FuturesPassed]

Ah... I haven't been keeping up on this, to be honest.

I had no idea how real it got! I thought up until recently that it had only been on the internet.

[thecaster]

Yeah, there have been ovar 9000 protestors

[FuturesPassed]

Damn that's a lot! Is that both sides, or just one side?

[moogeyman]

CHURCH OF ANONYMOUS?!?!?!

[emfro]

every scientologist should die

[SnigernDK]

Stop making tv, you have no idea what you are talking about.. sigh

[verdantabyss]

"To create a difference", LMFAO. Anonymous isn't some fucking hippy movement which gives a shit about other people, we're fucking Internet hate machines who laugh at abortion and niggers.

The Anonymous who DO go to these protests are, like I said, kids desperate to be a part of what's "cool" these days and have little to no knowledge of what Scientology is.

Scientology cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids wearing masks.

[ticket2]

churches of any domination are potentially dangerous to society fear ignorance superstitious religious fables and of course the flocks monetary contributions are cornerstone of any church thus making them extremely potentially dangerous

[nemesis67982]

Oh lulz. Anon's a church now?

ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS!

[invisusmachina]

Seem like Mrs. Fazan needs to be e-mailed and educated.

[CrashGames2108]

Fucking channers

[mydunpeal]

channers? it's all ebaumsworld

[CrashGames2108]

Fucking ebaumers...

Since when did they get into it? Last I heard some troll was spamming up a couple of the English *chans.

[Cadwaladr]

I suppose that's a legitimate concern, but I still don't get what's with the anonymity. My name is James Cadwell, and I live in Arden Hills, Minnesota.

[Dinictus]

I suggest looking up the Fair Game policy handled by Scientologists. The gist of it is that all enemies of the self-styled church are allowed to be disrupted, lied to, stolen from, and be destroyed without any reprucusions from Scientology.

Though it was credited to be 'no longer a creed of the church', the letter that went along with that statement was very particular in stating that all Suppressive Persons were to be handled as usual.

[cont]

[Dinictus]

[cont]

Scientology hires PI's to dig up dirt on any Suppressives, or SP's, to defame and discredit them, tossing allegations in the face of SP's and intimidating them on every turn where possible.

THAT is the reason for the masks and the general anynomity. The Church of Scientology attacks any and all critics ruthlessly. Anonymous is a generally faceless entity to them they try to fight as their old 'enemies', looking for leaders and intimidating anyone caught maskless.

We won't forget.

[Cadwaladr]

Well, I think the so-called church of scientology is a bunch of bullshit, just like every other church that suppresses freedom of thought, and I am not afraid of them. Come and get me, if you can. There is still freedom of speech in this country.

[goemon4]

Woah woah woah, wait. Why did anon love being on camera, but the scifags didnt?

New anon = attention whores? Or is it just me?

Btw, yeah Longcat for deity, Pedobear would probably be like, the pope or something...

[SenexNine]

Anonymous is NOT A CHURCH.

The moar you know....

[vanityxaffaire]

Church of Anon

TAX BREAK TIME!

[MustelaFuro]

I'd sure like to know what our doctrine is... Regardless, at least it would be free.

[Amperture]

Raptor Jesus

[goemon4]

Apparently so, and we only formed a year ago. I could have sworn 3 years ago on ****.... lol

[thecaster]

Funny how the government raided Anon, and Scientology raided the government.

[AMVVir2]

And Raptor Jesus is his son?

[belldanime]

Speedycat is our virgin.

[Wittmannn]

Church of Anonymous?

lol, who's our deity? Longcat or Pedobear?

[Spideredge]

Lol. Church WARS!

[FuturesPassed]

Damn, that's pretty damn close to me!

I need to watch the news more often!

[Cadwaladr]

Well, Scientology is fucked up, but not much moreso than Christianity.

Who are the anonymous, and what are they afraid of?

[thecaster]

I believe there were three marching groups, and each had about 75.

[dazed7575]

oh my god.

anonymous isnt a goddamn church, idiots :/

[edster612]

So Anonymous is a church now? When did that happen?

[mydunpeal]

CHURCH OF ANONYMOUS!?

[gombie]

Church of anonymous Ultra mega ROFL...

Cheers americans!

[FTWINZOR]

Church of Anonymous? wow epic fail

[STFUBITTIEKTHX]

SEVENTY FIVE ONLY? JEEZ. MOVE TO TORONTO.

Either that or get better organization next time!