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  • damn i missed it yesterday> happy birthday azziizz!!

  • He acts just like Tom Haverford. He doesn't even have to change character.

  • ITS ZEEZ BRAH NOT ZYZZ

  • i want that purple stuff....

  • he wanted the purple version of the grape fruit....he does know there is purple grapes?

  • Favorite video ever.

  • Letterman BLOWS.

  • atleast CBS Made an account thats cool... now adult swim needs to make an account

  • lol....

  • He is not a very good looking man

  • @wbooker10 i totally think he's good-looking, stuff like that is all in the eye of the beholder.

  • @beccahday ....You are right it is in the eye of the beholder.but still if you believe he is good looking, god you must have really really really really I mean really low standards. are his money make's him HOT to you, LOL

  • @wbooker10 not even remotely, i've got my own money, "LOL." that's a silly thing to say, that i must have really low standards. we just have different tastes. insulting my tastes just makes you look like a person of really low intelligence.

  • @beccahday... So because I don't think your dream guy is hot, I am a un-intelligent fool. Well than i want to thank GOD for making me foolish in this way so their is no way in hell I will ever wake up next to a ugly shit like that. THANK GOD!!!!

  • @wbooker10 just out of curiosity, is english your second language? because your reading comprehension sucks. you clearly have no idea what i actually said, as you're responding to imaginary things and not any points i made. i have to assume you're either stupid, a child who still lacks reasoning skills, or you're unfamiliar with the language. otherwise, you're just a racist, looking for an opportunity to hate on an asian guy. your behavior is so much uglier than this guy will ever be.

  • @beccahday O "GOD"

  • Isn't that Ed from Scrubs?

  • @DangusVideos yeah

  • It could have been written as grape fruit drink in which case one would think its grape+fruit...

  • Didnt even see on nigga in this whole video and 50 is in da title.

  • 30 second ad for 1 minute and 27 second video...

  • @ardaatalay10 fckn ridiculous

  • heard this same joke at his stand-up.. droppin the ball man

  • @das32192 comedians tell the same jokes more then once. they do a stand up, and the best jokes with the most laughs they keep when they do another one. and this isnt even a stand up its just a funny story hes telling to letterman, just cuase he said it in his stand up doesnt mean he can never say it again

  • 50 cent wanted grape-fruit

  • april 13 2011??

  • 50 wanted some grape soda XD

    

  • Grapefruit soda? I think he meant to say grape soda or just purple drank. Grapefruit soda must me orange.

  • Classic

  • Maybe from where you come from grapefruits are plentiful Aziz, but they don't exist in the ghetto. It's not like they grow on trees.

  • @thecheesefeed What do you think Grapefruits grow on?

  • he tries to hard to be funny.

  • The Game is listening to this saying "thats good sh*t"

  • LORD OF THE BLINGGGGS

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  • He just wanted some of that purple drank.

  • oh man its that chick from cyberspace! lol

  • He reminds me of the squirrel of Ice Age.

  • oh man this made me snort

  • Black people.

  • 50 Cent wanted some "Purple Stuff" from the Sunny D commercials LOL

  • Check out my 50 cent drawing on my page, it looks just like him!

  • I love him sp

  • "Otis" sent me :)

  • isnt 50 cent a nigger

  • I HATE FUCKING COMMERCIALS

  • LOL

  • fuckin racist.cuz all black people like grapes right?

  • @Bahzad23 You're kidding, right?

  • @SFAddictionist hellz no i aint kidding. "black man enters bar. black man orders grape soda. black man happy" how he feel like it if i said "Arab enter airport. Airport BOOM"

  • @Bahzad23 He meant that grape fruit isn't actually purple because, it isn't actually made from grapes.

  • @Bahzad23 it would probably be irrelevant to him since he's not arabic.

  • @beccahday suck the hair in my ass

  • @Bahzad23 fascinating response. i wasn't rude to you in any way, i was just factually answering a question you asked. but apparently you're an absolute imbecile. that's sad.

  • @beccahday First of all penis-sucker, dont call me an imbuceli because I don't know what that means, second of all, last time I checked, all Arabs were on the Middle East continent so next time you want to question my intellegince, open up a geometery book and actually look at the map and find where arab people are ok? Thats like saying someone's not Mesican because they werent born inside Mesico, even though they speak spanish. Not only is that rude, but also racist.

  • @Bahzad23 thanks for alerting me to the fact that you're merely an incompetent troll. that's sad, too.

  • @Bahzad23 Wow, you are a dumbass. 1) You can be arabian and not live in the middle east. 2) You said "open a geometry book and look at a map"... i think you mean a geology book. 3) Its Mexican not "Mesican".

  • @TheAlexmurray Actually I wrote all that as a joke to see if anyone would correct me, you tried to but failed, failed miserably actually. Its not a geometry book nor is it a geology book, its a geography book. Geology is the study of earth formation and rocks. You got the Mexican part right, but forgot to correct me that Middle East is not a continent, as stated in my previous comment.

  • @Bahzad23 a "grapefruit" soda is different from a "grape" fruit soda. grapes are purple, grapefruits look like big oranges but are ruby red inside.

  • @astros0 when was the last time you ordered a fruit soda

  • aziz is the fuckin man!

  • he probably ordered a grape soda and the Waiter got it wrong that's y he said y isn't this purple

  • I love his voice!

  • I love his voice!

  • For all you people complaining about ads, it's called ad blocker plus. Its amazing how many people subject themselves to ads lol. Noobs

  • LMAO

  • THAT WAS fuunnnyyyyyyy (: love aziz.

    ALTHOUGH- it sounds like a bit similar/familiar to other celeb jokes.? hmm idk. still hilarious though!

  • Dam that funny lmaoff

  • i like curry!!

  • @SadisticSivious LMFAO!!! Dude I don't know why but I almost died after reading your comment. Like he was probably on that mission when he ordered grapefruit soda. LOL.

  • hilarious

  • fuccin advertismentsss

  • the commercial was better than the video was. fuck all you that liked it

  • the commercial is as long as the clip....damn

  • LMAO at the comments thinking this really happen

  • HAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • @GWhiz99 shut the fuck up?

  • lol aziz is dick riding

  • 16 people didnt survive nine shots

  • fuckin commercials

  • @goticab yeah..

  • he probably was on cocaine or something back then

  • Welcome back to geico on the radio......I just wanna smash that kids face into a brick wall!!! Fuck commercials

  • HAHAHAHHA! fuvkin aziz is HAlARIOUS!!!!HAHAHAHA!!!

  • lol

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  • Maybe he said grape juice soda

  • @KomradeKiwi BEWARE! ha ha ha ha ha

  • What he said was GRAPE DRANK or PURPLE STUFF

  • aziz ansari who the fuck is he ????

  • @XxNosKidxX NBC show "parks and recreation" and also a hilarious comedian

  • @XxNosKidxX nigga recognize

  • im trying to watch letterman clips and these ads are like 30secs from like a 3 min video..im never buying ben an jerry's again for wasting my time like this

  • 13 people don't know what a grapefruit is.

  • brown Jake Ghylenhall anyone??

  • Why isn't it purple?

  • @reject2007 Because 50 cent wanted a GRAPE soda, which is purple. Grapefruit is red or pinkish in color and really sour. Black people don't like sour things. That's why they put 14 lbs of sugar in their kool-aid.

  • @NFCBradyfan12 I was quoting 50 from the story, according to Aziz he ordered a grapefruit soda. When it arrived he asked "Why isn't this purple?"  The line "Why isn't this purple?" is why it is funny because 50 is reinforcing stereotypes just like you.

  • @reject2007 I'm not reinforcing stereotypes. I'm reinforcing facts. I'm sure 50 cent might have been joking, otherwise he made himself look like an assclown.

  • @NFCBradyfan12 Stereotyper have some truth to them. But by no means are they facts.

  • @Tonkunura Prove me wrong.

  • @NFCBradyfan12 ok, i know lots of black people who love sour stuff. bam, proved you wrong.

  • @NFCBradyfan12 wow 14lbs of sugar where did u get that accurate information from? -___-

  • @bronxpimpfalife It's called exaggeration.

  • Aziz Ansari is one of th egreats of our time.

  • this guy is muslim.

  • @jetsupers

    and?

  • @jetsupers Okay.

  • who the fuck is Aziz's????

  • to everybody complaining about the ad use adblock add on havent seen an ad on youtube in months

  • @bobthetitanic which adblock do u use link one to me please

  • @bobthetitanic where is tht?

  • @bobthetitanic same here, I have no idea about what ad's these people are talking

  • @bobthetitanic You're right. Lets collectively not allow youtube to make money off us using their service for free.

  • @bobthetitanic But what if I want to be unnecessarily distracted from what I'm trying to watch?

  • watch chapelle's stand up

  • that was like a 40 second ad for a 90 second video... wtf google. and it was for a discover card... like anyone here needs advertisement. they practically send those things to your mailbox with your name engraved on it and a credit limit already established. 

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  • @bruceleroy849 @psch00range Google this: Adblock Plus (I would post the link, but apparently you can't post any type of web address in youtube comments, wtf?)

  • LOL this rules

  • gotta love how teh commercial loads instantly and the video takes over 5 minutes to load properly.

  • @kolosssal you need better internet then

  • @kolosssal close the 7 tabs of gay animal, robot porn.

  • @MrHere2troll Let's not do anything drastic here...

  • @MrHere2troll 11 people are too stupid to realize that robots and animals are by definition different things.

  • @kolosssal Your internet must be pretty slow then. It's also because the commercial gets special attention by youtube when loading the commercial.

  • @kolosssal

    Go to your settings and disable them

  • @kolosssal i love ad blockers......

  • @kolosssal buy a new computer you welfare dumbass

  • @disfiguration computer specs does not dictate rate of download... dumbass...

  • @kolosssal adblock addon for chrome or firefox, get it

  • @kolosssal 1.because the ads are loaded way more frequently and probably cached, where as most videos are not popular enough to be able to do so.

    or 2. because ads run off of different and more efficient servers not owned by google. ad servers have a financial incentive to be as fast as possible because every bit transferred means money in their pocket.

    my suggestion to you: install adblock plus or a similar program for what ever browser you're using :)

  • really i go to watch this and an advertisment for 15 sec thats was fine but i accidently close it and a minute and a half one? WTH YOUTUBE

  • holy hell 30 sec commercial!!!!!!!??????

  • Aaawe how cute Fifty didn't know what a Grapefruit is!!!!

  • "Hey yo! Why isn't dis purple?"

    Don't feel bad, Fiddy. 9 out of 10 black people don't know what a grapefruit is.

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  • pretty funny lol...

  • whoa fuck

  • SHUT UP EVERYONE!

  • Say shrimp one more time and I WILL kill you!

  • grape drink

  • thumbs up if you are from europe and dont have to watch adds

  • i think he wanted a grape soda not grapfruit

  • thumbs up if you think a grape fruit soda is purple

  • When you come from the ghetto, you don't eat grapefruit...

  • @countgreg95 When you come from the ghetto, you're too dumb to know what grapefruits are.

  • @iSeeDeadKittens Evidently when you come from wherever you're from, you're an ignorant dumb fuck.

  • @JFreedom28 I'm hurt.

  • Photo 50 cent shock to see here - hotimg.com/image/ps6Rt2e

  • laugh now cry later 50.

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  • @RedChekRecordz cool

  • aziz you done fucked up boi

  • Lol Dave Chappelle has a really funny joke about African Americans & their love of grape juice, which is purple, so maybe that's what 50 really wanted.

  • Kool

  • oi oi, Aziz Ansari oi, hey, hold on, you listening? shut the fuck up, I don't know you... but who I do know is 50CENT, enough said.

  • This shit's just too deep.