Malls. Deck the halls?

[TheZarbodShow]

Well I certainly hope we're not growing apart! :) Happy new year.

[shutupjessica]

@TheZarbodShow Are we though? YOU don't even know! How... I just... I can't do it anymore! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! -sobs-

Happy New Year Zarbod! :)

[TheZarbodShow]

@shutupjessica Are you breaking up with me?!?! Don't crush my fragile heart.  You know how sensitive I am.

[shutupjessica]

@TheZarbodShow OMG We're breaking up? It's come to this?

[Kaos527]

Great rant Jess. Keep the camera rolling your doing a great job! Happy holidays

[shutupjessica]

@Kaos527 Aww. Thank you. Hugs? 

[hussy525]

oooooooooh thats why :D !! n yes am happy n hay dont get it wrong ur teeth is perfect but it just lil yellow xP n woooooooow i though u would never replay me :S couz like these ppl on youtube -_-" fancy pants xP any way am just saying ur cute :P

[shutupjessica]

@hussy525 It's totally fine. Most people just look at me and go "Your teeth are yellow. Why do you smoke so much? Why do you drink so much coffee? GOD why don't you brush your teeth?" Your comment wasn't offensive at all. These teeth took four years of braces and oral surgery to be straight so them being yellow isn't that big of deal really :)

I reply because I don't really have a lot of comments on each video to NOT reply to everyone. So yaya!

Aww. Thanks :)

[Rockstarsean]

We call it "Boxing Day" and get irresponsibly drunk while in fancy dress. The name makes no sense, but the excuse remains valid...

How long are your unedited videos/ramblings /etc? A million years long or something?!?!? [.......]

[shutupjessica]

@Rockstarsean There was a reason why "boxing day" is called boxing day I just don't remember. I don't think it applied to the US though? I just don't know!

No. Haha. Usually it's only like 5 minutes but this time I just...rambled. O-o

[hussy525]

why ur teeth is so yellow ?

[shutupjessica]

@hussy525 Because I have barely any calcium in my diet, so when my teeth were forming iron was placed in them instead. This also makes them super sensitive any and I can't use whitening strips since they hurt so bad. I can't afford professional whitening either. So you're going to have to deal with my yellow teeth that I can't get rid of. Happy?! :D

[pehealaeponoai]

Are we not supposed to bathe in urine?

[shutupjessica]

@pehealaeponoai Remind me never to hang out with you. Yes?

[HKurck]

The 26th is the second day of Christmas here, so nothing is open at the 26th ^_^ (solves a lot of problems :P)

Blegh, urine coloured bath water. Although you might think of it as beer, but that doesn't help :S

What makes the creaky sound?

[shutupjessica]

@HKurck It was annoying though! I wanted my cheap stuff! Okay?

Ew. Beer is so gross to get on you. It's all sticky and nasty and then you get yeast infections. You're not helping. haha.

My neighbors walking really loudly. -_-

[adrockman2003]

Forgive me, but actually I wasn't listening!!! I was thinking of all that cuteness!!

[shutupjessica]

@adrockman2003 You missed out on some quality rant/spaz time. -shakes head-

[Triwood1973]

I'm curious to know why your hands look slightly off-colour...they could sure do with a prolonged dip in that tub of urine!

[shutupjessica]

@Triwood1973 NO. NEVER AGAIN! It really was weird! D:

[Fensterplaetzchen]

Do I understand what you're saying?

Yes I do:

/watch?v=pohhMx9EdNc&translate­d=1

[shutupjessica]

@Fensterplaetzchen "It concerns a boy named Jimmy, a young English Mod with four distinct personalities. The song describes how he angrily deals with several individuals to identify "The Real Me""

Are you saying I have dissociative disorder sir? - eye twitch-

[Fensterplaetzchen]

@shutupjessica I don't know what you have. I think I can't change it.

[shutupjessica]

@Fensterplaetzchen So cruel.

[Fensterplaetzchen]

@shutupjessica Haha, nooo. Why is this cruel? Tell me, and I tell you why you're wrong.

[shutupjessica]

@Fensterplaetzchen YOU THINK IM CRAZY~

-sobs in a hypothetical corner-

[Fensterplaetzchen]

@shutupjessica everyone is