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  • Nobody cares what the fuck Einstein thought about god. Science does not care a flippin' bit about authority fiat. Arguments stand up by themselves, no matter who said them.

  • I like the ProSkater pic, especially since it's for the dreamcast, hahaha

  • @SymmetricStrings So... Einstein would want to do away with all laws? Because laws are nothing more than fear of punishment (Steal a car = go to prison). Ethical behavior based on everyone doing whatever feels good to them doesn't sound like it would lead to a Utopia of peace and love.

  • @Shrapnel82 It would lead to chaos but if you think about it society is little more than organized chaos.

    Kill someone? Got a good lawyer? (yes)= No problem

    Kill someone? Got a good lawyer? (No)= Your fucked

    Its all chaos, Society is nothing but a few rich monkies at the top doing everything in their power to maintain the status quo.

    I would agree that society is still better than living in a cave but even so it is still primitive in nature.

  • @Shrapnel82 No, laws are set in place to maintain order in society by punishing those that don't behave. That's not the same as behaving simply out of a fear of punishment. What you're suggesting is that without laws everyone would be out murdering each other, and that simply is not true.

  • So that's why those mashed potatoes tasted funny.

  • Stephen Jay Gould should put his foot right up their asses.

  • @Dendiol Should but can't possibly do it.

  • Um, that was hawk-ward.

  • Fuck creationism, catholicism and Islamism!!! 3 most stupidly religions.

  • @rbk17 Creationism isn't a religion. Islamism is called Islam. You also lose your exclamation mark privileges until you can learn how to actually use them. Also, "Stupidly" is an adverb. You know, actually, probably best you stay away from writing implements.

  • @Shrapnel82 english is not my national language so I can made mistakes.

  • @rbk17 Obvious troll is obvious.

  • LOL THIS MADE MY DAY

  • OK so the love of one's children is just instinct. We know there is a Creator because as we seek water to quench our thirst we seek justice. If there is no God, then the evil that rises is the path one should take - logically!

  • @Yazen1965 Ever heard of the social contract (wikipedia 'The Social Contract')? People tend to not do evil because (not limited to) a) it benefits them not to do so and/or b) fear of retribution and imprisonment. If people were so convinced God dispenses justice on the wicked, we wouldn't have trial and justice by one's peers.

  • All I see is a bunch of haters.

  • 15 people's apelike ancestors are embarassed that their descendents evolved into creationists.

  • I have a shirt that says "Fuck the Creationists". I love it.

  • IF THE CREATIONISTS DONT LIKE THE UNIVERSE, THEY CAN GET OUT.

  • @eradicatetheproblem HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • LMAO

  • Haha that is great

  • yoyoyo king hawkings burns the hateeerrss! give em some tight rhmyessss steeephee!

  • I aint never heard of this hip hop guy before,but he sing some good shit

  • lol at this video!

  • 13 people are creationist..

  • @coloRADodanimal put the bong down

  • @PutItAway101 why??? it never killed anyone

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  • ha ha, lol stephen hawing pro wheelchair 2. ;D

  • @ 1:42 that's messed up

  • intelligent rap. oxymoron ... jk jk. But srsly this is great!

  • @Takiado You ever listen to Tupac Shakur??? I like this too:D

  • @xrougesithx Tucrap Suckur was a crackbaby that did ballet and got raped in jail and had his nuts shot off, he was as fake as a bitches hair weave!!!

  • @xrougesithx Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name :)

  • if them superstitious muthafuckas want to have that kind of party i'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

  • Simply Beautiful...to be perfectly frankly !

  • i have never liked rap but this is fucking great

  • This is beautiful.

  • well after waching that family guy episode were stewie shouwed bryan a world without christianity that had flying cars and meg was hot i must say sir FUCK CREATIONIST

  • Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange.

  • oh shit its mc dawkings hes kick creationist ass

  • @bboyloco3 It's MC Hawking, not Dawkings. You're disgracing him T_T

  • I love the bass line in this song!

  • "If some superstitious mother fuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm willing to put my dick in the mashed potatoes."

  • god is dead word up hawkin

  • MC Hawking droppin' some knowledge!

  • @Mr88playmaker Any idea how we can communicate using the genetic code?

    And if it WAS a language and it was created by a 'mind'( AKA Darth Vader) Do you REALLY think that it was the God of the Bible/ Qua'ran created the universe just because these books tell you to???

  • (4) Everything in the universe must be matter or energy (actually two forms of the general concept of stress-energy). The universe is made only of stress-energy and the spacetime continuum, and the two define each other. Everything exists within the universe and is bound by its laws; there is nowhere else to go. You are a victim of Cartesian dualism when you wish to argue otherwise.

  • (5) And they create this information as well. It is a closed cycle, grown from the simplest self-fuelling chemical reaction.

    (2) Language is a process of abstracting a meaning from a physical encoding of information - that is, creating a connection between one concept and another. Other such languages include astrology and alchemy. This can be described, without over-generalising, as learning- the purpose of a mind. Language is merely the state built within a mind as it fulfils its function.

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  • (1 cont.) But that is ultimately the same argument as intelligent design, and has all the same flaws.

  • big pimpin @ :50

  • @EddieVIII hawk man was on an off day then. He gets 10 times hotter women usually.

  • Bahahahaha. Thank you, internetz.

  • yeah!!!!!

  • So good!!!!!

  • This song reminds me of the facebook group "the church of I do what I want"

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  • I just love Microsoft Sam.

  • Yeah, Microsoft Anna sucks miserably compared to Sam.

  • 1) I don't think a rap has the pretense of forwarding a logical argument. It's just fun.

    2) If you want to see a small sample of Hawking's contributions to physics, google "Hawking Penrose Singularity" and "Hawking Radiation." And no one is taking away your freedom of speech you paranoid nut.

    3) Hawking has expressed belief in a Pantheist God, at best. He doesn't believe in a personal God, who cares about us and what we do with our lives.

  • OMFG

    Smart People on utube???

    lol

  • haha...punk ass creationsist wanna set back science 400 years

  • I'm certainly glad you'll never be my doctor.

  • Stephen Hawking: Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the Cambridge University; the Albert Einstein Medal, the Eddington Medal, the Gold Medal of the Royal Astronomical Society and more honours and medals, the discovery of Hawkings radiation and progress of knowledge in the field of black holes in general.

    You are one year away from becoming a doctor, e.g. that you are about 30 years old.

    When Stephen Hawking was 28, he made his first Singularity theorem.

    Stephen Hawking IS great.

  • The Youtube bug struck again! That was an answer to ogirv101

  • And today many of Hawking's theories are no longer followed. He kind of missed the boat on M theory.

  • Lol, I still think Hawkins is very influential, but not as influential as people portray him. Honestly it's the need for a scientific genius or a longing of a new Einstein in modern day that make people depict him as such, but Hawking's is nowhere near Einstein and his personality is nowhere near Einstein's either. I think much also has to do with his condition, but I don't pay much attention to that, I call it as a I see it regardless of how they are physically.

  • Newton was around before the theory of evolution was propose, he had no alternative.

    Einstein did not believe in an impersonal creator, he was essentially a pantheist. His "God" was the beauty and order of the universe itself, not any kind of agent that created it.

  • Einstein used the word "God" as a metaphor, not in a literal sense, and you'd know this if you weren't in such a rush to leech of his credibility and read a book or two about him! Fuck you for associating one of the greatest minds of science with the colossal embarrassment of the modern human race that is Creationism, you intellectual retard.

  • Yes, Einstein's concept was more in line with the "God" concept put forth by Spinoza.

  • @IFartJesus Same with his friend, even though some websites say otherwise.

  • I hate to be one of the few in the blender, but I hate sense of a "god" watching over everything you do. The ability to think is one of the few privileges left... and I hope the ones that CAN make a differrence do something of their choise..... that sucks the big one forever.

  • Amen. You should check out some Christopher Hitchens lectures if you haven't already; he talks about not wanting to be in some fucking celestial North Korea where you can be punished for 'thought crime'.

  • @Sh0nin Exactly. Dawkins summarized it best when he said that Stephen Hawking and Einstein use the term god as a metaphor for the aspects of physics that we don't yet understand.

  • @Sh0nin Exactly. Einstein used "God" about the same way Plato did, or Confucius used "Heaven".

  • @Sh0nin Einstein was a Zionist Jew... This is a fact. This also implies he was religious on some level. He was even asked to be President of Israel. Just search "Einstein zionism" and "Einstein president of Israel" if you have any doubts.

    Anyway, FUCK the creationists.

  • @XinBiDe That's very interesting, thanks. Although Einstein's reference to Jews seems completely racial, more specifically referring to the Ashkenazi.

  • @Sh0nin More racial, certainly, but I think it implies a certain level of religious belief if he was asked to be president of a Jewish state. Then again, you never know.

  • haha yeah that part was good.

  • Hawking isnt that great!!!!! great at what? Playing tennis or jogging? I dare say that when it comes to mental calisthenics he could mop the floor with you. Oh no doubt he was given all his honors, awards and the chair as Lucian professor of mathematics at Cambridge by the moronic liberal dipshits because they felt sorry for him. Please impress us with your list of accomplishments ogirv101, Im sure it will astound us all.

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  • My IQ was naturally higher than your "trained" IQ. You're practically a monkey, comparatively speaking.

  • For a midget maybe.

  • He great at physics and he is one of the smartest people of the world.

    Would a complete moron be featured in the show MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE? No.

    Furthermore hes a Professor at Cambridge.

    Show some respect.

  • I think that very few religious people are motherfuckers, more are child molesters but the number is probably relatively small. But they are defiantly superstitious and take myth literally and there in lays the problem.

  • WOW this is funny!

  • Your stupid spam is not welcomed here you know.

    Also: J00 are a n00b!!!!

  • (to pheonix)

    Wow, I actually feel like a D1ck now. To quote my fav porn star "Your position is to be commended."

    Thats was really logical, I should not have ad-hominumed.

  • Wow you ppl need 2 stop arguing over Nerdcore. Unless someone is a creationist the STFU!

    oh yeah NERDCORE 4 LIFE!!!!!!!

  • When I'm seriously pissed off about something I listen to Eminem because I can commiserate with some of his anger and experiences. When I want intellectually stimulating hip hop, Immortal Technique is the king. It just depends on my mood.

  • "your an idot"

    wow, powerfully rational stuff you got.

    If you are down to personal attacks your postion must be strong.

  • im also down to your mother

    how about that for rational shit motherfucker

  • Dick in the mash potatoes lol

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  • Yeah, fuck the creationists! Priests should leave their alter boys alone and rape motherfuckers like Ham and Hovind in the ass instead.

    I wonder if Hovind has been raped by his cell mate yet. It would be poetic justice for Hovind to get fucked repeatedly by a huge back guy named Jesus.

  • Happy 200th Charles Darwin

  • urban legend, completely untrue,

  • "I was present at his deathbed, Lady Hope was not present during his last illness, or any illness. I believe he never even saw her, but in any case she had no influence over him in any department of thought or belief. He never recanted any of his scientific views, either then or earlier. We think the story of his conversion was fabricated in the U.S.A. . . . The whole story has no foundation whatever." -Henrietta, Darwin's daughter

  • Let us say that you are right, for the sake of argument, that in no way invalidates the theory of evolution via natural selection. Scientific evidence/data exist independent of whether one persons believes in it or not. I would also add that after Darwin's death is when the modern synthesis formed (natural selection + Mendel inheritance).

    Also, death bed statements are always shaky, who says a person is in there right mind or the person who hears it is telling the truth?

  • your an idiot

  • Hot damn, this is my jam.

    "This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of

    evolutionary science."

    Woot.

  • mc hawking > mc chris

  • Let's see how many red thumbs I get eh? Looks like this video is popular with all idiots with no taste. That sucks for those of us that appreciate this for both its scientific content and comedic value.

  • I was not trying to sound like an idiot with no taste. I appreciate it for what it's about. I'm not one to completely understand science. But I appreciate it. But I agree with you.

  • I'm glad your user name is false. I cringe whenever I hear people say or write shit like "If you dont liek it. Dun listen." It's a reflex I picked up in high school after seeing hundreds of people talking or typing like that, and actually being serious. I'm glad you weren't.

  • Thank you. :3

  • "If those superstitious Mother Fuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes."

    ROFL

  • LOL

    Damn this is some funky shit I be laying down on your ass.

  • Also, "Fuck the damn Creationists, those bunch of dumbass bitches/Every time I think of them my trigger finger itches" is the greatest rhyming couplet in the history of popular music.

  • Er, kids... thought I'd bring this to your attention that Stephen Hawking has heard MC Hawking, and has said "I'm flattered, in an odd sort of way."

    And if the smartest man alive likes it, it must be cool.

    Oh yeah: Creationists are fucking retards.

  • ¡Thats right homies!

  • 0.0

    ...no giant flame war? I'm astounded.

    Maybe there *is* hope for the world.

  • MC HAWKINGS, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE. This song RULES. I am going to play this shit loud at the Campus crusade for christ meeting on campus after break.

  • It's ok, FavoriteBot, you are safe here.  I feel that there are some things you have been hiding you want to tell us about.

  • yeah, Stephen Jay Gould put your foot up there crapper!

    fuck em fuck fuck em!! fuckidy fuck them!

  • 'A BRIEF HISTORY OF RHYME'

    lol

  • doesnt anyone realize that smart people arent creationists. if god is real he made it stupid to believe in him

  • Fuck... fuck the creationists. Great stuff, though using Hawking's voice is a bit iffy. But I bet he would say the same thing if he had the gall.

  • For someone who's probably around 60 years old, you sure do love trolling in youtube comments.

    Not that I believe in your bullshit claims, if you didn't detect the irony in the above.

  • FUCK YEAH MC HAWKING RULES!

  • You're an idiot.

  • this is epic win

    Hawkin would be proud :)

  • what the fuck is wrong with you?

    Hawking admitted he listens to this because he thinks its funny

    emphasis on FUNNY

    its a fucking joke, loser

    get a life, honestly

  • you started this shit jackass

    dont you have better things to do than argue with a 14 year old on the interwebs?

    imean, you CLAIM to have worked with Hawking himself for 40+ years

    get a life dude

  • lol omg, are you for real tiny friend? :)

  • yes, because i am alive

    you know why i'm alive?

    i have a fucking LIFE

    end of disscusion

    go argue with some other noob on the interwebs

  • keep going

  • Just ignore him. Obvious troll is obvious.

  • old troll is olddddddd xP

  • steven hawking actualy likes this just to let you all know, i think it sounds crap but the genious aint offended, he says hes flattered. and he uses a synthesizer just like hawking himself.

  • You spelled genius wrong.

  • hahahahaha

  • That is brilliant!

  • No, and I'd have a hard time imagining Stephen Hawking singing hip hop.

    At first I thought someone had taken stuff he's said, and put it together, to form the lyrics, but apparently MC Hawking uses a text-to-speech program.

  • Yeah the the same text to speech that every 5-12 grader used in the early to mid 90's. Fun.

  • stephen hawkings voice is much much deeper

  • it does sound a lot like stephen hawking... on top of the fact that his pay at cambridge uni isn't what it was, i'm not totally convinced that it isn't him

  • lol its not