THREE YEARS

[WingedIncubus]

AG: 8y the way, John, have you ever considered growing your hair out?

AG: I 8et it would look fa8ulous.

EB: no, it would look so stupid!

[Squigglenut]

that's the greatest davesprite voice. ever.

[minimaylie]

"Fuck you guys !!"

[DollDrawings]

And suddenly... :SAFETY DANCE:

[wahya777]

Rose is with the others...

[TadaKiba]

WHAT ABOUT ROSE?

[bmacfan]

-dances at the end-

[Bubblebust0]

Oh goodness. I see the tigers were not too fast to get :3

[sophiebybophie]

I LUV DAVESPRITE!!! GUYS THATS REALLY GODS VOICES1 ^_^ THAT'S LIKE EXACTLY HOW I IMAGEN THEM TO SOUND LIKE! ^_^

[animalgurl5]

Wait.. How did they get tigers when they were on a speeding platform for the other windomagigy ( I know that it's not called that)

[TimeWolfKuramaFan]

@animalgurl5 They "Got Tiger".

[ForceHog]

I love Davesprites unbelievable chest plumage.

Fuck you guys indeed.

[NPike94]

...Are you Jade on Let's Read Homestuck?

[Adoxographist]

@NPike94 Hello?

Yes, this is dog.

[fault3k]

@Adoxographist We love you, very very much.

Keep up the awesome work.

[blizard131]

I guess they finally...

*steals Dave's sunglasses and puts them on*

Got Tiger!

...That was really bad wasn't it.

[AkitaKey]

@blizard131 No no that was awesome!!

[ALEXhatena]

Fuck food, WE ARE GODS!

[ResidentPyro]

Well hello there, Davesprite...

[ForestFlair]

haha

"what if we're the trolls" I love that.

What is the song playing in the background the name is on the tip of my tongue

[tratan3]

@ForestFlair It's "Lifdoff", it's on the volume 7 compilation. Uplifting song (:

[ForestFlair]

@tratan3 thank you XD

[MrTurmionKatilot]

fuck you guys

[TheQuestMasters]

"no, like hear me out. What if we're the trolls."

I died at that part XDXD

[vocaloidfreak2500]

i love how they remembered they forgot dave after like three years XD

[Sadnessinmymirror]

I did, I did get a little chuckle out of this

[thing2liv]

they have davesprite, he's on the battlefield which jade shrunk and took with them.

They have 5 planets to explore, getting bored in 3 years is no issue.

[emaisgolden]

the top comments are about puberty

[EmoXGirloxxo]

i lost it when jade got a mustache

[Articxfrost0]

Manly DaveSprite is manly.

[KillerXSquirtle]

@ianflowforever Got Tiger is a joke way of saying God tier

[tntdynomite92]

And we can dress real neat, from our hats to our feet, and surprise 'em with a victory cry. I say, "We can dance. We can dance." Everybody look at your hands! We can dance. We can dance. Everybody's doin' the dance. Safety dance. Safety dance. Safety dance. Safety.

[ianflowforever]

Where did they get the tigers?

[zampettedainsetto]

@ianflowforever a fan once misspelled "God Tier" and wrote "Got Tiger" :D

[ianflowforever]

@zampettedainsetto Oh goodness that makes sense. Also, got tiger, if they starve to death, they will come back to life, only justified by their stupidity is permanence. They would just continually starve throughout three years (hopefully full health and stomachs upon revival), a true hell. Sorry for being morbid and evil, but they also would kind of deserve it if they forget the food in the houses.

[Unclevertitle]

Pfft. It's not like he's the real Dave anyways.

[thirdtender]

"Fuck you guys"

"dave i'm sorry"

"FUCK YOU GUYS"

ahmygod<3333

[ScenekiddHeartsMusic]

Love Davesprites voice..

[ianflowforever]

The three of them.... Just someone keep me from losing control!

Also, MUSHROOM FARMING ON THE SHIP FOR THREE YEARS

[Jh5kRadio]

GOT TIGER.

[mooglegirl3]

@Jh5kRadio OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

[icehipo]

you do know they have the planets, that have their houses on them, that have food in them, right?

[AmazingMunkiman]

@icehipo itsa joke

[mr1880]

WE FORGOT DAVESPRITE! FUCK YOU GUYS.

[sandflapjack]

WILSOOOOOOOON!

WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

[shadowy15]

FUCK you guys.

[InspirationalSpark]

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

[killerkirbydude]

At some point in there, they had sex.

It's an uncomfortable truth.

[nerdwantbrains]

I lost it at Jade growing a mustache.

[MegaWolfLover99]

I lost it at John crying during the Monopoly game.

[SentryOrion]

pees

[Adoxographist]

@SentryOrion I will pee on everything you love. 

[daniladawg]

So...what if...we're the trolls?

[Bluecho4]

I can't imagine sitting on a ship for three years with one other person. Such a thing would only result in one of three things: 1) an epic novel, 2) babies, or 3) a fight to the death.

Quickly! Cue the fight music from Star Trek!

[blizrfiz]

@Bluecho4 DODODODODODODO DODODODO!

[aelitalove]

Yes, I did indeed get a chuckle out of that.......+7+

[Paris900000003]

Older Davesprite is Pat from Two Best Friends Play.

[NightWingFury]

I lost it at Jade eating the tiger

[Jh5kRadio]

Moustache Jade?

[legonuz]

YES! I always wanted to know what they were going to do for 3 years... And the Safety Dance made it that much better!

[osweetie246]

....his is so rando- OH MY FUCK ITS AN ALPACA

*alpaca out of fucking nowhere*

[BadWolfOfGallifrey]

I feel horrible. I thought that tiger was Bec.

/prepares for mob

[Nocturnimancer]

0:23 is the end result of every monopoly game ever played.

[darkfang25]

Dave Sprite oh god lol.

[DeathByZombiez]

John's face in the beginning

Was my reaction as well

Fuck you Hussie. You utter bitch.

[starrystar33fan100]

FUCK

YOU

GUYS

>:C

(oh my god i love his voice XD )

[MooseyFate01]

God, I feel so stupid. I didn't get the "got tiger" joke until like the third time I watched this.

[FullMetalAwesome7]

@MooseyFate01 Oh my god i didn't get that until I read your comment......FACEPALM X2 COMBO

[sorassweetie]

@MooseyFate01

I still don't get it so don't feel bad. ._.

[BriannaBreeder]

Safety Dance man I love you.

[Automau5er]

@1:00 Fuck you guys.

[OriginalLemming]

Puberty hits you hard..

[Uberriffic]

@OriginalLemming Like an entire universe, evidently.

And yes, any puns to be made were intended.

[IamTheaveragegamer]

omg "got these tigers"

> Got Tiger

Hahaha wow.

[marrionetta]

Puberty davesprite is a hot mess.

[AG4Bsmearnoff]

hahahahahha...davesprite



[Robloxmaker2313]

I hope Jade DOES realize that if she passes a planet,she could get john to get food from there. ._.

[jamzilla960]

@Robloxmaker2313 or the plantes shes HOLDING

[FangsAnimations]

@Robloxmaker2313 what comic are you reading???

[Robloxmaker2313]

@FangsAnimations Homestuck.Its a Webcomic.

[AlchemicReactions]

//play

//JOHN JWJXJWJDJ THAT JOHN IS PERFECT

[SpectatingMan]

....*chuckles* >3>

[windspank530]

Anyone got the original comic? the tumblr's closed.

[stopeatingthepizza]

*presses play*

*hears john's voice*

*presses pause*

*leaves page*

[Cloudandis]

xD

[iPootis]

they got tigers.... i see what you did there,

[redsorakingdomhearts]

wait, hippie Prospit kids at 0:51 /

[oxxxhinatahyuugaxxxo]

we can dance

we can dance

Dave should do the safety dance.

[ChibiBlackii]

When John was crying, I was laughing...

[GumiTheCarrot]

Jade grew a mustache ehehehe

[KittehOfTehFuture]

I think I love you.

[Agumon286]

FUCK YOU GUYS

[OfTheTreeFolk]

The zit part XD

[911Goofy]

This is why you're the best. Not the cute voice, not the Homestuck impressions,

THIS.

My gog if you worked with Octo or GeneralIvan you might have an unstoppable team.

[destructiondragon360]

Am I really the only one who DIDN'T forget about Davesprite?!

[RickyV300]

Davesprite had a karkat moment.

[ladyawsomeness]

I swear one of them snowflakes looked just like prospit.

[ThisGirlHasWings]

forgot the rest of the lyrics blah blah blah

dave looked HOT! not as hot as karkles though <3

[Kisses4000]

Oh my god you all are PERFECTTT

[RainbowMinako51]

//clickes snowflake button//

then it started snowing forever.

[sfstein417]

got tigers = god-tire HA i get it

[PandaBearInASuit]

and then they all fucked

[Siflsenpai]

This is fantastic, if only for Jade and Davesprite's obnoxious facial/chest hair.

Oh, and a lovely Jade voice. XD

[silverarrows13]

Monty Python reference for the win! (this is awesome, by the way)

[MarshmallowRadiation]

I don't find this funny because it reminds me of that episode of Doctor Who when Rory gets trapped in a room for two thousand years and goes insane and starts writing KILL AMY KILL AMY on the walls...

That still gives me nightmares even though it was all an illusion anyway...

[destructiondragon360]

GET TIGER! THEY'RE GR-R-ROHMAIGODWHY!!!

[eevee963]

FUCK YOU GUYS XD

[JessiRain94]

Dave sprites voice hahah

[idle309]

@JessiRain94 How would they have forgot davesprites they took the planet he was on along with all the food on it

[Realalovesme]

@JessiRain94 sounds like a STRONG black man. :I

[zinfandel120]

i'm eating hamburger helper.

[bexthecat12]

:l got these tigers got tigers god tier :3

[datpanda46]

lol I had a feeling you were gonna vA this XD

Poor Davesprite XD

[bexthecat12]

i love you

[ArisaThePKMNtrainer]

I LOVE HOW IN THE URL IT SAYS FUAAAAAAAAA

[FiendishSquirrle]

Also first.

[Jabbermouthrulz]

@FiendishSquirrle Except you were second *patpat*

[FiendishSquirrle]

Omg... This would so totally happen.

[Kitashell7]

Haha lol XD Very good!