Out of Service Episode 6: First Detail (Gears of War Machinima)

[jumshid]

Captain bullshits voice actor is legend

[sb0191]

SURPRISE PISS PANTS lol

[Chingonasso]

Bilsik: Are you trying to tell me that without this piece of donkey shit you woludn't be killing like a goddamn machine??

Ronny: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT OVER THERE... oh I mean.. Yes sir.

just loved it

[sdbzfan1]

Captain: Were you serious when you shot one of your fellow solders in the face.

Sam: It was an accident sir I didn't do it on purpose for Gods sakes I've known the guy since basic training. If your gonna hold this over on me than squru yo.... yo my god.

Leroy: Oh my god Sam.

Captain: Oh i'm sorry that was an accident I WAS AIMING FOR YOUR FACE. Now report your ass to medical and don't you ever shot another one of my men unless I tell you to.

Sam: YOU SHOT ME IN THE FOOT YOU PSYCHOPATH.

[JohnRineAlaska]

these fucking the devil inside ads need to stop.

[MegaMoneyManiaC]

Jimmy is the best in the squad, who cares about rony :D

[chainsaw324]

dont piss yourself jimmy just crap instead

[RyanSamson100]

Still needs more work.

[assassino547]

Rofl "captain bullshit" lol

[coldchill000]

lol hhahaha "private jimmy Perkins did you just piss yourself in front of your commanding officer".

[randomproduction0209]

Jimie Perkins God damnit The Biggest Pussy On There Team Has My Last Name! :(

[graficdav]

@randomproduction0209 Hey, there's gotta be one embarrassing branch in every family tree. Just be thankful it's jimmy and not YOU~! ...............lol

[player1pbnj1]

@randomproduction0209 but he is sweet and funny in later videos and is beast in later ones

[AssassinRaymond]

wait Ronny killed 10,000 locust he has a golden lancer...and he still a freaking Corporeal

[1NKxCH1LL]

Pvt. Jimmy Perkins, Did you just, PISS, yourself in front of your commanding officer? "I-I'm sorry sir!" YOU NEED TO MAN THE HELL UP BOY!

[mastercheif978]

YOU SHOT ME IN THE FOOT YOU PYCOPATH!

LOL

[WiiGamesAndReviews72]

shoots him in foot* "oh sorry! that was an accident- i was aiming for YOUR FACE!"

[123kid67]

worthless sacks of donkey shit

[MetaLander101]

Nealson (Or nelson) is so pathetic, which makes the very loud captain seem even louder.

[t40364]

I hate this godamn doctor ! THat hears me not on the outside the inside ? how sad he just doin the best he can TTTT_TTTTT

[demonn56]

9 days for gears of war 3

[marbella71171]

jimmy pis him self hahahaha!

[AcidProductions6]

the commander is frekin awesome

[DBtheGhost2]

this one was so freakin funny.

i feel bad for mathis... getting bullets pulled out with pliers -cringing-

2:07 - 2:15 ronny is awsome.

poor sam, he got shot in the foot. but seriously though, i dont think he deserved that all that much.

[MagicWolf94]

oh im sorry that was an accident,I WAS AIMING FOR YOUR FACE,best line a captain has ever said

[frankiemagzz]

3:00 I LOVE THAT PART LOLLOL

[rafaleek100]

You killed 10.000 locust!

Seriously?

[Anamaeusify]

Looks like Ronny has 15 more Locusts to add to his ten thousand kills list.

[TankGirl4Life]

3:30 looks like someone lost the bet :)

[MayorBoom]

lol the rest of tango is 4 people, and that was a really bad shot if he was aiming for Sam's face...

[SNITZ0]

@MayorBoom 5 that manthers guy couldent come lol

[MayorBoom]

lol the rest of tango is 4 people

[braybrayyy]

make em longer :D

[renoo27]

Captian Bullshit is scary as fuck.

[JoseGHOST141]

Haha Sam gets wat he deserves

[MayorBoom]

"Private Jimmy Perkins... Did you just piss yourself in front of your commanding officer?"

[ReaverStone]

...Why you've done so little I though you were M.I.A.! XD

[P3RFECT1BLE]

Godamn' serie !

[Spartan82328]

"It's a secret assignment, Piss-Pants!"

[jojob917]

this is the funniest shit on youtube besides rwj

[fernandodf86]

jaja jimmy is my favorite character!

[CrazyBoyzxX]

lololol ; D

[KecioLuvsInuasah]

"w-w-what kind of assignment? sir? "

"Its a freaking supprise piss pants! "

[tacospartan]

"YOUR DAMN RIGHT- uh, i mean, yes sir." haha, would've loved to hear him finish his sentence

[MistahShootrES]

"Are you tellin me without these worthless sacks of shits you wouldn't be killing locusts like a machine?"

"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I aefhuaskjduurgh... Yes sir"

LOL :D best part

[kanweezee]

he shot me in the GOD DAMN FOOT RONNY

[picalo32]

the series is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!11

[LDSMK]

private jimmy perkings did you just piss your seft in front of your commander.

[The95will]

Way to go Captain Bilsick! at 2:38 Show them way it is painful to be a backstabbin "friendly fire" fag!

[theshadowwrathful]

@The95will

Hell yea!

[vegas0sniper]

worthless sacks of donkey shit hahahaha XD

[razorpaw1]

14 people were hit in the head with Captain Bilsik's gun

[cVividization]

im sorry that was an accident i was aiming for your face hahahaha

[WisdomThumbs]

This machinima is divinely inspired. In my firm opinion, this particular machinima is better than any other Gears machinima out there, and the reason? Not only is it damn funny, but the voice acting is good, the camera work is solid, and they even have little ambient stuff (like the threatening, serious music during Captain Bullshit's speech, and the distant human screams in the hospital).

No sir, I am as serious as cancer.

Really loved when Ronny accidentally starts imitating the Captain.

[cropathfinder]

@WisdomThumbs thats becouse the only other good gears machinima out there is gears no more and its prequel series white pheonix

[cooldude8260]

@WisdomThumbs that cancer statement isnt funny at all

[WisdomThumbs]

@cooldude8260 That was months ago and I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.

Seriously, was I high or something? I don't even fucking know. Hell, I don't even remember what happens in this video.

[cooldude8260]

@WisdomThumbs haha. i wasnt being a troll im just saying alot of people died to that

[ruzzzler]

@ 2:59 ahahaha! i laughed so hard i was almost started crying!!! he pissd him self its just too funny!!!~~~

[skaterboy29seb]

captain ballsack is an ass of cotton candy

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@skaterboy29seb well i think. names like "ballsack" pretty much explain it

[nerdfan16]

How many did Ronny kill? OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@nerdfan16 nire like oveR TEN THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrGta4guy]

jimmys caboose Ronnies kinda like sarge and tex rolled into 1 and sam is like griff ITS JUST LIKE RED VS BLUE yet still awsome ;)

[xcbgyz12]

lol captin "bullshit" makes me laugh so freaking hard!

[Reven619]

ITS A FREAKIN SURPRISE PISS PANTS!

[xMoDzProductions]

This is a Gears of War version of red vs blue

[TheRoboto21]

Captain Bilisik? more like Captain Ballsack!!! eh eh no pun intended

[unvalentsmile]

"scew youuOOOOOOOOOO MY GOD!" xD

[turretbudz]

jimmy is like CABOOSE on this machinima

XD!

[C0rrupted1]

@turretbudz More lime SIMMONS

[zoesoldier89]

Funniest episode yet, "I'm sorry I was aiming at your FACE!" lmao

[SuperJmoney1998]

lol O IM SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENY I WAS AIMING FOR YOUR FACE!!

[AlexSaysHi2013]

Rodney FTW!!!

[revenger1997]

Doctor Ivankov? As in One piece?

[seanDOTswoof]

@revenger1997 Hee Haw!! I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about...

[revenger1997]

@seanDOTswoof LOL. You TOTALLY know what i'm talking about. The Okama hormone doctor?

[seanDOTswoof]

@revenger1997 The King of the queers? The guy with the giant blue afro? The guy that Death Winks people into oblivion? Him? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[revenger1997]

@seanDOTswoof LOL! I am so totally adding you to my friends list. You made my day:)

[Sayain50]

ITS A FRIGGIN SURPRISE PISS PANTS!

[MRWEAPONEX23]

"worthless sack of donkey shit" lol

[optimusprime105]

whats The Intro and Outro themes (beginning theme and Ending theme)

[DotSwoof]

@optimusprime105 "Synth of War" by winKoneR. You can find him and more Out of Service music on Soundcloud.

[optimusprime105]

@DotSwoof Thanks again DotSwoof! I really wanted to know if youtube had this theme anywhere cuz I think the theme is beast and now im glad I found it thanks to you

[YourCousinVinny1]

Captain bullshit has very big boobs with like 6 nipples that's a whole lot of cow feedin ya douche fag :P

[num1sn1p3rpr0]

"Its a surprise piss pants" lmfaaoo

[Artin95]

''Hey, Ronnie. Bet you 10 bucks Cpt. Bullshit makes Jimmie piss himself.

Hehehe. You're on.''

So hillarious XD XD

[left299]

did you just piss your self? xD keep up the good videos machinima

[optimusprime105]

Bilsik: were u serious when you shot your fellow soldier in the face!!!!!!!!!

Sam: It was an accident sir! I didnt do it on purpose, For Gods sake I knew the guys in basic training, then he was tryin to hold hid own around me an screw----ow!!1 my GOD

Leroy: OMG SAM!!

[Jeroxi57]

Damnit why does MAchinimas videos always got to fukin load!

[bobtron2010]

lol nice!!!

[slayermate07]

best machinima that i have seen for a long time....

definitely the best gears of war machinima

[stormchaser34869]

"without these worthless sacs of DUNKEY shit..."

[Darean51]

OMG its Strongbad!

[demonata2]

that is 1 pissed of commanding officer

[UltimateBanzai]

"....THEN SCREW YO-OH MY GAWD!!"

[maxpoo98]

"i bet you jimmy will piss himself"  "private did you just piss your self infront of the commanding officer"

[dudewild]

i've heard you've killed 10,000 kills. seriously? that was genius!

[miketbf]

This is excellent.

[dezzertpunk]

"its a fucking surprise pisspants" xD Epic

[CheeezMaster]

best machinima evar

[bashira345]

hehe... "not to shot you." what about blow up or Chainsaw :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[IcefrenzyXD]

Private Jimmy Birkins, Did you just pissed your self in the front of your commanding officer? LOLOLOLOLOL!

[poisonasp]

thank u doctor u got some real skill with those pliars

[ffhujhh]

i havent seen a machinima video this good in a LONG time

[jrcane44]

Im serious as cancer!!!!

[MuffinApocalypse]

Piss pants lol

[spooky809]

At 1:38 is lol

[CocaColaMann]

"worthless sacks of donky shit"

made me laugh

[roarkras]

Screw yo.. OH MY GOD!

[stickypads88]

lol i'm as serious as cancer

[64836090]

WOW,10 000 locust died by one guy,awesome!!!

[Goldenfall56]

lol if you desert the military i promise not tu shoot ya

[rburgos77]

It's a freakin surprise piss pants!!! So funny :D :D

[XlXnecrofearXlX]

oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD xDD

jajjajaja

[anderson8605]

"oh no sir im as serious as cancer"

[guitarguy42394]

since when did william murderface become an army captain?

[agentunderground99]

ha neilson when his name is nelson

[PRM702]

The Captain reminds me of R. Lee Emery. I like how they developed the characters with this story.

[EGHybridFilms]

The commander kinda sounds like yoda

[left4callofduty]

This made me laugh my ass of

[XLiLJussX]

piss pants lol

[gegeny3]

ronny is the best xD

[XMEATWADXx]

"Hey Ronny, bet you 5 bucks captain bullshit makes Jonny piss him self" "hehe you're on" XD

[supermanondrugs1]

"You have killed 10,00 locust"

"seriously?"

Nice refrence to the achievement. Made me lol :D

[xXThexXxniNEXx]

Well boo friken hoo

[toada26]

its a freakin suprise piss-pants lmao lmao!

[2sonfon]

The guy who got shot in the foot is the best character

[FrancoBoca]

You mean Sam? Yeah, he's funny as hell. But imo all the characters are awesome :D

[playa220022]

they need cole

[DarkDragon5329]

serious as cancer

[bladenight23]

the captains a real a-hole

[skilites]

ha piss pants LOL

[xmaple1x]

Omg how thr SGT. survived without pissing his pant ( 10 buck is mine)

[9000sn1p3z]

ep1 4/5 ep2 onwards5/5 but where is ep7 its sounds awesome and if u wont do it i will

[TheSparky110]

you shot me in the ass phsycopath lol

[wescomark65]

radicle

[judgeman122]

its a freck'in surprise piss pants

[HankJKennyton]

Lt. Nelson is Cpt. Billsick's bitch.

[parkour720]

god of war vs gears of war... LOL

[mlbguy999]

Did you just PISS your pants in front of your COMMANDING OFFICER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ledgendaryk]

nooo not jimmy hes the funnest one there XD

[acedjichago]

cant wait for episod 7 GOW2 is my fav game next to mw2 use to pull all nighters playing this finnaly got goodat it

[judgeman122]

but how do u get the golden lanser

[XxSpyyx]

@judgeman122

Preorder from Gamestop

[CJLewis20]

GODDDAMN CAPTAIN BULLSHIT!!!!! XD

[willitgoalltheway]

need more plz this make want to play GOW 2

[kevinkills1]

more plz

[maniac5231]

its not completely groundbreaking, but I can't say I didn't like it...

[j2f1000]

lmao haha

[Gearsnerd89]

umm no sir im as serious as cancer XD

[Doude4222]

lol

[neigyl5]

This was funny! Lol good job with this one

[metallica316]

la wea mula es plagio del quake

[PhantasmRaikiri]

Man, that captain is a bitch.

[stpdppl]

This machinima youre making here is the shit. Keep up the good work.

[Shaggy556]

This is one of the best machinimas out there. Keep up the fantastic work!

[parkour720]

whoo

[superflycos123]

im sorry i love this show but this is a redvsblue ripoff this is gay and the accents are so bad they're funny

[kleineMaedchehn]

there is a difference between being inspired and ripping off. it would be best to know the difference.

[superflycos123]

i understand what u mean and i respect your opinion, wether u like or hate or just cant stand red vs blue(or the other way around)...im talking about the characters,voice acting(which is the worst ive seen),and parts of the plot...the story itself is different of course

[ImINFAM0US]

only good gow 2 machinima

[AlexPeegs]

OMG its pumba from timon and pumba LOL

[theirishjason13]

jimmys gonna kill sam because assignment is for deserters and sam said hes gonna leave 0_0 sams my fav character or ronnie

[LichKingSkullWart]

Nice work, probebly the onoly good gears machinima.