Louis CK - Being White

[idkmybffjv]

2:21... the hand he's holding the mic with switches instantaneously!

Boy, ruined ma day :-\

[Linkage1992]

I've got light brown skin which means I could go to ancient egypt, south america and all those places so I guess it ain't all bad lol

[OsgoodFielding111]

Little known fact, Louis CK is of Mexican Hungarian decent on his father's side. He spent his early childhood in Mexico City and Spanish is his first language. Look it up...

[newspaperface]

this cunt isn't funny

[MrTrufflePigs]

@newspaperface Go jerk off to a dane cook video.

[dangar45]

He's not white, he's a fucking gingah.

[dangar45]

He's not white, he's a fucking gingah.

[skimbo2]

Just not the same when a white guy does it i dunno why

[phatblack59]

Im mixed black and german, now thats the shit.

[elnino559]

i love this guy

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

classic !

[malcolmbenjamin28]

@treetreefishy are you out of your fukking mind tree????? white people are at the ZENITH of all empires today.............the reason i say that is because,they not only control people of color,THEY ALSO CONTROL THEIR OWN!!!! we are all commodities on the fukkin market,and they own us all!!! they can have my body,but they caint trap my mind,and my soul BELONGS TO THE MOST HIGH!!!!

[malcolmbenjamin28]

@treetreefishy are you out of your fukking mind tree????? white people are at the ZENITH of all empires today.............the reason i say that is because,they not only control people of color,THEY ALSO CONTROL THEIR OWN!!!! we are all commodities on the fukkin market,and they own us all!!! they can have my body,but they caint trap my mind,and my soul BELONGS TO THE MOST HIGH!!!!

[enriquetatrevino12]

Eneyone notice is posted by god hates fat people

[wolfie102]

I LOVE being a white man

[PaiRaiUno]

"it's good to have land"

[ceilingkatt]

@AfroDeezeeYak what are you 12?

[MrCherubhair1]

@ceilingkatt UMAD?

[711DAS]

@Bigkahkistan obviously you don't know anything about African colonialism

[st8pl8guy]

@abergethirty

Louis CK (Szekely) was born in Washington DC, September 12, 1967. His father is a Mexican, and his grandfather is a Hungarian Jew that emigrated to Mexico.

[st8pl8guy]

LOLZ at 1:43 "...and we totally deserve it, but for now, WHEEEE!!!!"

[JFiannaca]

Damn can't someone make a joke without starting a race war on YouTube? Calm Down and take the fork out of your asses

[lgonggr]

We are so fucked lol

[IrishRhavin]

I'm white...but Irish so....no travelling back in time for us either ha

[So1othurn]

@IrishRhavin or the Welsh and Scottish too.

[kalani5050]

I'm glad i'm not white. That's boring

[brillowpad1]

So funny and so true and I'm black

[natefeez2]

@edwards21416 I have to concur with you on the fact that where ever there is a majority they tend to be biased towards their own people whatever the race. However, no other race could get away with that at least in this community. Hence being white, made all the difference cause they are the majority.

[edwards21416]

come on is this funny tell a joke for god sake.

[edwards21416]

@alastairmctavish he said we deserve it what is talking about deserve what for what

[zenonlopsided]

Don't look at the comments!

[ShonnFrank]

@mroldnewbie What's the "other insane shit"? lol

[gking407]

I don't like racism, but I appreciate people who come out with their opinions on race because I like to know where people stand. I can't be around racist opinions, even if they think it is "innocent" or "just the way it is". The enemy you know is better than the enemy you don't even know exists.

[Ektherion00]

Being white is just plain awesome.

[motriplea]

I'm Black, I'm not one of the 550 people who dislikes this lol

[Stargrave]

Richard Pryor said it best, being white is like alway having $5 in your pocket and being black is like always being $5 short

[edwards21416]

@Stargrave Richard pryer was very funny comedian,i just dpnt understand the 5 dollar thing 

[xXxdorkxlightxXx]

WHEEEE!!!!!

[psn09yomama1997]

The last part of the joke involving time machines seemingly was taken from a Dave chepelle joke :/

[zabdi786]

But for now WHHHEEEEE!!!

[Spriteschaff]

this dude is such a douche

[EllisFitz1995]

Sorry I meant to say "I'm being honest here" this fucking iPhone spell checks over he slightest typing mistake

[Ullbritt]

KSI is the union for faggotry

[tsoprano1977]

lol, Louis Szekely is a mexican jew...

[regil93]

Louis CK = White Mexican

[tezcatbus]

@aeternusero and, of course, that's what Louis is talking about, right there. it's pretty great to BE white, and if you don't acknowledge it you're an asshole! :D

[SushiGoLarge]

@redbullem "my lai" yes okay then, because everyone understood that (sarcasm)

[redbullem]

@SushiGoLarge Everyone with a basic understanding of modern world history. I heard google is a handy tool.

[IvKruzer]

Funny Shit.. 

[ValenciaFan1]

reminds me of seinfeld!

[slmazadza]

Fuck white men and black man, im an alien

[capoeira26]

...and bald!

[SushiGoLarge]

How about over weight and ginger?

[LbossmanM]

m8,u can't have an army of people that hardly ever leave the house

[avatarcbHD]

Lmao the uploaders name is "Godhatesfatpeople"

[Martins2020eli]

thumbs up if u want heskey to rape this guy

[StuckinMusic]

I wished i were Black

[LE2HAZZAx]

This guy just got a whole lot more famous now.

[Cambul]

STOMP STOMP STOMP, I BELIEVE THAT WE ARE HERE.

[rahsun29]

But the Romans would have made him a slave I.e. Red head. Lol. Funny shit though.

[forever2361]

"but until then WWEEEEEEEEEE!" i died!!!!!!!! lmfaoo

[1stAirborneDivision]

@naikou4lyfe He's a comedian. Comedy is funny because somebody casually presents something that is out of place. In this case, it's Louis' lighthearted, uncaring manner in which he says it that makes it funny. Ask him sincerely and he gives the same kind of answer in the same kind of manner? THAT would be "fucked up". Him up on stage? Not so much.

[CollectivePreference]

This is not true at all.

[katkal3]

@CollectivePreference look it up

[katkal3]

Louis is mexican, so he is an undercover white guy,we got them all over the place, im mexican too

[DaCatOnTop]

not accurate but still funny

[GhettoPandask8]

I like this guy is because he has a balanced opinion, he's not like a few white people who act like 'reverse racism' e.g positive discrimination is as bad as anything blacks, or native americans (lynchings/ Jim crow)suffered last century. It's just sad when you get little kids who don't know history complaining about the NAACP and complaining about equality and the fact that we are kinder to people now. If they knew anything about history they would know how far we've come and not complain.

[TB4000]

535 crackers had their day ruined.

[510mobbshit]

fuck time machines

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

fucking GENIUS.. hhaha

[BlueLeopard200]

he could be something better than a white male, he could be a white male with comic talent but he has none

[inflatingpuffin]

he is a white male, but also a ginger ......

[katkal3]

@inflatingpuffin well,hes almostcompletely bald so that wont matter in a few

[naikou4lyfe]

wow,... that was pretty.. fucked man

[1stAirborneDivision]

@naikou4lyfe Really? Pointing out the fact that today's society still has vestiges of racial inequality that place white people in an unspoken position of power is wrong or "fucked up"?

[womblefish69]

Does he realise that with his fair complexion and reddish hair, in 2 AD in Europe he would've been a Roman slave.In Asia he would've probably just been killed outright for being a foreigner. And in Africa they would've killed him and used his strangely coloured body parts for a magic potion...

Just sayin....

[bluedude447]

@womblefish69 why are you even taking time to make a statement to a comedian?

[FreedomForHale]

the not so funny part is it's true, white people's time is pretty much over at this rate. We're

going to be a powerless, abused,minority(i mean more so aha,) some 10-2-03- years up the line. But he really shouldn't put that on guilt.

[bootyfruity2]

Like that Shit white girls say to black girls fiasco. Its just so retardly common and it makes youtube a feeding ground for hate on vids that shouldnt be taken for anything other then comedy.

[bootyfruity2]

Funny... on the other hand topics like these really make certain morons get so defensive. Its so rampant on youtube, defensive insulted white people.I say white people because it the majority of these instances involve them. I can find a few involving other races but 95% are whites feeling it nessesary to defend themselves in someway they come in hordes and turn the comment sections into a jungle of hate on countless vids. Just an observation ive made, i hate no race.

[captainhussypants]

@TheDudeman619

You don't see anything wrong with you calling the Chinese communist baby killers?

[ericclaptonismygod31]

Sack of shite.

[slava86111]

weeeeeeeeeeee



[SirXand3r]

True Story.

[Dmaccabees]

LOL

[TheRobertox6x]

Dumbasses fighting on youtube...BIG shocker

[dysphorico]

wtf dude, he's just joking. It's a fucking joke.

[bigjigyeah]

If anything this just goes to show how little Americans know about history. I'd love to see him punch in the coordinates for the Black Death to see how lucky he thinks he is then!

[emerican147]

@bigjigyeah shut the fuck up no one in america gives a fuck about europes past problems...dont reply to this

[CcReap3r]

@bigjigyeah stay away from closed off spaces, wear hazmat suit and go enjoy the art g'day mate

[TheDudeman619]

@HiatusLucari Their grammar has an accent haha.

[WlatPziupp]

Does he mean "Being white in America"? Especially with that time machine thing. Otherwise he's just all wrong.

I get that it's comedy, but it still doesn't have to be wrong and fucking stupid

[ThePokeyPictures]

@WlatPziupp shutup shutup shutup shutup 

[ShonnFrank]

@WlatPziupp I think he means the world as we know it. The western world. Obviously not Africa or the Far East. Being that he is an American comic doing comedy in America, using the history as it is 'known' or taught in America is perfectly fine, not wrong or stupid. See, in Western history, even the first civilizations idolized fair skin. (If you believe in some 'other' accounts, namely the "Reptilian theory" light skin and hair were also revered....for different reasons. so. sorry

[Obiwanttoblowme]

@ml497

They would be slaves to whoever, if it wasn't for us all races would be slaves to different people

[ml497]

@Obiwanttoblowme

So, what reason do you use to justify that thinking?

[redfish211]

@MegaPeeteer

[Obiwanttoblowme]

@Megapeeter

White people are and always have been the best , comedy, acting and even kindness, Asian, blacks and others are always saying " white people are so hateful and ignorant" but if it wasn't for us they would be slaves still

[ml497]

@Obiwanttoblowme

Slaves to whom, exactly?

[Paxdaxable]

@ml497 Each other, durrr. Slavery was very, very widespread in non-European societies.

[ml497]

@Paxdaxable

Obviously. Now, strain that little brain and come up with a reason why white people would be needed to abolish slavery. 

[Paxdaxable]

@ml497 Ask the Royal Navy, history illiterate.

[ml497]

@Paxdaxable

Haha! Couldn't come up with anything?

[MrVanDaylay]

I like how everyone getting mad at Louis for being racist is probably white themselves

[captainhussypants]

@MrVanDaylay I'm not allowed to be offended at someone being racist? Regardless of what colour I am?

That just makes me complicit. Which is as bad as saying it myself.

He's not really being racist though. He's right. White people have treated others awfully over the centuries.

[MrVanDaylay]

@captainhussypants No, no. What I meant to say was that the people acting totally offended and saying that they black or hispanic or Asian may have been white. But you're right.

[chickensodelicious]

hahaha "bringing me back to owning land and people"

[jackcockela]

am black but i found this funny because year 2 if you were withe everyone would be black.

[IrishRampage45]

Everyone should just calm down he's a Comedian for petes sake



[draymehr]

I love how he checks the audience at 0:18 to see what audience he's working with for the white joke haha

[jassboom]

Are you kidding me? more arguements... ._. I read comments cause, witty comments make the video all the worth while, sometimes, I only come to a video, just to see the comments. And what do I get? Worthless rabble of arguments that never fucking ends cause both of them think they're right. Please, Just... just enjoy the video ._.

[knowledgedroppings]

This should be required viewing for all white people.

[Krazeturbo]

This is awesome...and he is not even ripping on blacks....like we have to hear black comedians do all god damn day against whites....fun to see...

[mindcontrol31]

@Krazeturbo I also thought it was funny and true, every good joke has some truth to it. White people please stop acting like comedians dont tell jokes about Black people. Lange, Burr, Silverman, and Mencia are just a few. Also watch the Charlie Sheen roast

[SlowlyPeeled]

lmao... stoopid

[ElCoco1984]

one of the best shows I have ever seen!

[SIurm]

ughh ruined muh day

[Akumatrunigga]

Dont you just love the "insert minority and i find this funny" comments. Sorry pal it doesn't validate that it makes it funny. The shit is funny period

[cheshirecatsaira]

he is mexican :p i think this is the reason why he makes a big deal about being white.. he knows how brown skinned or more indigenous people from mexico.. are treated and realizes that its much easier in many aspects to have red hair and pale skin.. -_-

[asinnedangel]

@cheshirecatsaira -He probably is much more than just mexican and either way, ^^^ comedy, so, lighten up man.

[djflashb]

The irony here is that Louie ck is mexican !!!!!!!!!! LOL 

[knowledgedroppings]

@djflashb He is Mexican, yes, but he's still white. Yes, Mexicans can be white, too! Crazy.

[djflashb]

@knowledgedroppings .... oh my god you are so dumb

[knowledgedroppings]

@djflashb Whether I'm dumb is up for debate, but what I said is true. Louis C.K. is a white Mexican. Modern Mexicans are descended from both Spanish (European!) colonists and native North Americans. In the 2010 U.S Census, 50.5 million Americans (16.3% of the total population) listed themselves as ethnically Hispanic or Latino. Of those, 53.0% (26.7 million) self-identified as racially white. There's a video on YouTube titled "Louis CK. A white Mexican talking about white Mexicans". Look it up.

[djflashb]

@knowledgedroppings you just ruined the whole joke .. LOUIE would be ashamed of you

[Graindza]

Only white people get this.

[perskarva123]

WEEEEEEEEE!

[Stonedfoxx320]

people trying to "make a point" and "inform

others" on youtube comments is like trying to tell a millions of 4-year olds the concept of physics -.-

[TallDarkandHandsome3]

Why is it that every time I watch a video of a comedian talking about a subject like race or religion, there's always idiots arguing in the comments? IT'S COMEDY, ASSHOLES !!!

[CrunchyTofu]

@TallDarkandHandsome3 because those are the people who takes everything seriously. That's why they don't get why this is funny. dull, dull, dull, dull, duuuuuuull.

[SirJust]

@TallDarkandHandsome3 That doesnt mean we shouldnt argue or discuss about the issues raised by comedians. I think arguing is good as long as it maintains some form of civility. The best comedians usually form their material from subject matter thats out of the public comfort or awareness zone. This way they get people thinking about stuff we take for granted in new perspectives and raise our awareness about logical inconsistencies, AKA bullshit. George Carlin is a good example of this.

[saturn11]

He looks like a disembodied head and arms.

[TylerPlaysCOD]

Idiots under me, arguing

[salvi1979]

@TylerPlaysCOD

Whats funny when people talk about race and color in America is that all of us...white,black,hispanic etc came from the other side of the world...either Europe(Roman,Greek,Assyrian,Pe­rsian etc ancient empires), Africa(Egyptian,Sumerian,Hebre­w etc empires) or Far Asia(Chinese,Indian and Mongolian etc empires)....so why fight among ourselves when in reality this land is no ones....

[TylerPlaysCOD]

@salvi1979 exactly

[Krytalramirezan]

i dont know what time but we mexicans and blacks were very civilized before the spaniards came to the country we call america...no offense but ya

[da1hobo1988]

@Krytalramirezan Might want to brush up on some history there fella. Not saying the Spaniards didn't do a royal job of fucking around but to call pre-Spanish america civilized is a bit off base. Also the Spanish beat blacks to america.

[blueshellsong]

@da1hobo1988 nope he's pretty right. The Mexica and the Inca were pretty civilized. The Spanish had developed a nuke called "the plague" by not showering and hanging with animals too long. that's why they won.

[jmn1228]

Black people of America, at least you know our white asses can't pull off a Jerome Simpson touchdown

[MegaPeeteer]

Actually in the year 2 ,you would have been a barbarian somewhere......while the chinese and egyptians lived in civilised societies....

[KaiItza]

@MegaPeeteer Year 2, no vegetarian meals, I'd take it. PS: Egyptian Civilisation was at its highest aprox 2700-2200 BC, you're 2500 years off. The year 2 was a Roman Age, and even North-Europe wasn't really barbaric. Now I let you define white, but I'd include the Romans to that (not these Jersey Shore idiots with fake tan), and they started a civ. around 9000 BC (Egyptians 12.000 BC China 2100 BC, Japan 12.000 BC)

[IIproductionsII]

@MegaPeeteer Year 2 of what though? of human known existance? Egypt never became a major empire untill much much much later on.

[Domistify]

@MegaPeeteer please don't be the hole >.<

[carlystarly]

@MegaPeeteer search "louis ck faggot" and it's the first link. watch it please.

[royals1985brett]

@MegaPeeteer Well, unless you consider the Romans as white people, they were the ones who invented liberty. Celtics had a pretty good society and so did the norse.

[Fallkenn]

@MegaPeeteer Ever heard of the roman empire?

[chumpusmaximusohnose]

@Fallkenn look up some dates motherfucker

[lordrah]

@MegaPeeteer Well many "barbarian" societies had advanced technology and culture. Barbarian was just term invented by the xenophobic Greeks and Romans (who were also white), to describe anyone who didn't speak their language.

[beetmatchfail]

@MegaPeeteer You mean when the Romans ruled (white people)

[CodDBoom3R]

@MegaPeeteer o'rly ever heard of the greeks and romans? :D jerusalem in year 2? egyptians were fucked at the time.

[goonsauce]

@MegaPeeteer And they've made really good use of their time right?

[Cryptographer12]

@MegaPeeteer

I suppose you've never heard of a little "barbarian" city called Rome.

[Cryptographer12]

@MegaPeeteer

Also Egypt was a Roman province in the year 2.

[IrishRampage45]

@MegaPeeteer But being a barbarian would be awesome, you could do whatever the fuck you want and no one could stop you :)

[roxorian]

@IrishRampage45 also starving to death is really easy to do ya know, oh and freezing to death u could do that and if u got any illness u could die, theres another, oh wait they are all the same thing, or u know, the other barbarians could stop you so yeah....

[CallerAnonymous]

@MegaPeeteer Clearly you haven't studied history.

You had Greece waaayyy before year 2 and then Rome.. Still started way before common era...

[bellatrixthechicken]

@MegaPeeteer

lol the roman empire started the modern yearly calendar in the first place

[gotrunksftw]

@MegaPeeteer Egyptians? Egypt was ruled by Romans in year 2 (aka white people)

[Paxdaxable]

@MegaPeeteer

ROMAN EMPIRE, YO!

[ararat123457]

@MegaPeeteer really ?!  Ancient near east Greeks, Romans all barbarians ?

[zanishah]

@MegaPeeteer What about the Romans

[shmuckling]

@MegaPeeteer I'm not even gonna remind you about the Roman Empire. Considering it's size for it's time, you must have heard of it sometime before. But the Greek States?! - they had been around for centuries and were the fathers for modern society. Mathematics, astronomy, chemistry, philosophy,...you name it, they made it. So WTF are you talking about?!

[ShonnFrank]

@MegaPeeteer Oh excuse 51 idiots co-signed your idiocy. wow. I fear for this planet. Barbarians.....year 2!! lmao

[EmmanTheGr8]

Im black and i find this hilarious!!! hahahahhaha

[dpitman951]

This white thing seems awesome. Where can I find some of that at?

[JJ399JAr]

Being white really, truly, is awesome, I wish everyone could experience it!

[norwen3]

shut up, I wanna go to the year two and get a table.

[evilpanamajack]

No, Your a ugly ass Irish Ginger lol

[SlatkaSanela]

"Bringing me back to owning land and people"xD

[KiltBill2]

I'd love to hear this argument being used in one of those live political debate.

[MadeInQorea]

lolol the top comment is kind of like how they turn the camera to the laughing black couple everytime theres a racist black joke

[BigOldMrKnish]

@gazillionandone19 i learned that just today after reading the latest rolling stone's issue. he's half mexican, though,lol

[blueshellsong]

@gazillionandone19 mexico is a country founded by white people. Louis CK is from Mexico City, there's a lot of people of european descent there. Spanish is a European language.

[evilpanamajack]

@blueshellsong The spaniards are not white...If they were,,,mexicans would have blond hair and blue eyes...not black hair and brown eyes with light skin

[Lilswty]

@evilpanamajack People from Spain are white

[EkiAku]

@evilpanamajack .....Spaniards are most definitely white, dumbass. You can't use a totally different ethnicity as an example for Spaniards.