Chinito Gomez

[PolynesianD0LL]

LMAOOO!

[itzQueso]

@haafgdgsdfsdsdf. Stfu dude bc 1. U aint gon beat no ones ass 2. If he used ur last name U would be mad too. If u wanna fight.

25746 curt st. Tucson- arizona. Come see me.

[2012YOUNOOB]

i think im go back to skool ight man ( LMFAOOOOOOO )!!! it so fun to watch your video uncle same >:]

[haafgdgsdfsdsdf]

stfu flyfan i wish i knew who u was so i cud beat cho ass

[ffyfan15]

You better pick a different last name than Gomez next time faggot ass chink piece of shit.

Don't you and your short cock have a date with some homework and driving lessons?

[911timm]

@ffyfan15 and you do know he was a marine

and dude its COMEDY

[ffyfan15]

@911timm what wonderful way to stereotype the nation he served.

so was my dad and a shitload of my uncles.

they continued being good people.

not the case here.

[haafgdgsdfsdsdf]

@ffyfan15 stfu flyfan i wish i knew who u was so i cud beat cho ass

[chickensaurusrex711]

@ffyfan15 LMAO you're so mad.

damn holmes u so tough holmes

[superJphammer]

@ffyfan15 ....Please chillax OK?

[RemoBlockade117]

OMG thats Fucking great!!!!

[vgdominator]

Started sounding gay at the end XD LMAO

[ffyfan15]

@vgdominator Well then he just dropped the accent and started talking.

[SarahJewess]

You are soooooooooooo funny!!!!

[Junior13274]

LOl no mames guey tu haces el acento muy bien.

[CarlosEnrique408]

@Junior13274 real talk ey? he nailed that accent. "fine ass hyna"

[rayray66]

lmao i first watched this like 3 years ago and it still makes me burst out laughing every time

[SkipioZor]

thats pretty good, you remind me of 25% of my cousins

[tallcann1226]

oh oh so its ok fo u mutha fukkas talk about out our race on tv n u get mad wen make a youtube video bout u mutha fukkas, oh how u feel now cuzz

[anttrap321]

lions dont live in jungle

[ThePeppeh]

4Ddreamz brought me here

[4Ddreamz]

LOL 

[mechtech104]

@4Ddreamz Thumbs up if 4Ddreamz brought you here.

[majorflank]

a puto lol

[DC4PAT]

with all that weight,IMAGINE how big her titties is eh! lol

[00buckshotdipper]

fuck you 5 hour energy nigga shit flows like butta

[mynewaccount97]

xD

[7REAMY]

lolz

[AznInsurrection777]

he saw snooki

[tybash]

esse don't fon of us, ehh. 

[obeykela]

hahaha, 5'3" 250 lbs hahaha so true. Best impression ever.

[randomazn420]

Lol gangsta got braces

[MrRollin98]

Races chinito

[Thebillabongsmp]

You know how big my thumb is EY! hahahaha

[ladanking4]

LOL

[kouvaaj123]

I CANT SEE YOU HOLD UP LOL

[Reuterskiold]

A VIETNAMESE, MEXICAN-CANADIAN.......EH

[slipknot666415]

If he didnt make fun of every culture id be pissed as fuck XD

[lonewolf2556]

you fogot to sA ESE holmes.....yea holmes....

[killjap100]

ugly comedian......

[TheRlee1110]

a lion in the jungle...lol

[27036903]

Thumbs up if ryanimay brought u here.

[MRMATT2138]

You Know How Big My Thumb Is Homes LOL

[cucmberflower]

Hahahahaahahhahaahahahahahahah­a you sound like a really ghetto mexican! U did it perfectly!

[CarterKhang]

250lbs is not fat homies, it package with bonus stuff homies

[fasthandsz]

lol @ the thumb up the ass.

[vnninjas]

Since when would there be wind in the clubs.

[SoCoMzXeLiTe]

@vnninjas She probably queefed.

[awsomesumo5]

Jk it is funny lol

[awsomesumo5]

Dum

[Streetskatin1000]

pendejo

[Arumseyable]

@Streetskatin1000 Eres el unico pendejo aqui, chavo.

[Streetskatin1000]

@Arumseyable Puta cállate la boca antes de tomar la sangre deje de fluir.

[Arumseyable]

@Streetskatin1000 Usted necesita parar allí antes de que haga el flujo de sangre de su gatito y asshole, pedazo de color marrón de mierda.

[diozent]

Canadian Mexican Gangsta eh?

[omgfuckutube]

good one

[ciaosign3]

SHIT SON my last name is gomez, and im filipino xD

[eatm3dry]

fuck school!

[Shea64impala]

haha it's bigger than ur dick cause asains are small as fuck

[BboyDRock1022]

@Shea64impala u mad bro?

[LooneyAlex]

@Shea64impala You mad bro?

[TwistyTies90]

@Shea64impala Nope. Beaners have bean-sized dicks. That's why you guys are called beaners. Not to mention the fact that beaners also have fat tits. I guess evolution worked for spics to help the wife breast feed 10+ anchor babies.

[MistaJayD]

@Shea64impala umadbro?

[TeamSweezyBaby]

@Shea64impala lol fagget

[Shea64impala]

the video should be called, zipper head thinks hes down fo the brown

[TeamSweezyBaby]

@Shea64impala pussy

[InsanMexa]

Hahahaha loved it!

[preppypinoy760]

Send this shit to Tosh.O

[mercilessMarksmen]

Im sure this guy has cholo friends

[cdc2425]

fist urself u peice of shit

[x98ghost]

@cdc2425 you mad just cause he impersonated you perfectly :)

[tinyrellik]

yh vato essay i feel you homes

[RockLeeBdotB]

LOOOOOL 5'3 250lbs

[MrMadden13]

This video is one of my favorite videos on youtube! chinito gomez!!! please make a new one with chinito !

[killomata27]

to everyone doggin this guy...chill out. He's just doing impersonations for fun.

[xiongjeremy]

"THE MONSTER STARTED GROWING EH!" THAT GOT ME WEAK!! HAHAHAHAHA

[sleepy352]

chinito gomez is a raw azz vato holmes lmao

[cdc2425]

ur the biggest chink ive ever seen ur lucky i dont fuckin punch u in the god damn face u fucking peice of shit

[briannotsofunny]

@cdc2425  *cough cough* Ur GAY

[TwistyTies90]

@cdc2425 waaaah! You're a typical childish beaner with an anger-management problem. Gosh, this is just a fucking joke video. It's not like Asians whine like you guys when carlos mencia mocked Asians in his boring ass comedies.

[layzienguyen]

@cdc2425 its a joke take it easy. but iono if that would work on him.. i'm pretty sure he will dominate you, considering he was in the marines.

[africanmarshmellow]

he still looks asian

[98fresno]

hahahahahahahh im mexican nd i aint offended by this at all man dis shit is funny ass hell

[isageosh]

this is hilarious XD you talk jut like them :)

[royalsteven]

Why do mexicans talk so much about homes? Because they don't have one? :D

[xXskidooshXx]

@royalsteven your mom doesnt have a home so she was forced to live in between my ball sack.

[royalsteven]

This mom stuff is weak. You should know better than that!

[xXskidooshXx]

@royalsteven nah, still pretty funny to me

[flyingblackguys]

@royalsteven NO,

[sengleester]

@royalsteven Lmfao. thats a good one.

[royalsteven]

Hey, thanks a lot homes :D

[pumpindagoods]

u almost look mexican

[SpicsRLosers]

Oooh I'm shaking. Fuck mencia. That beaner should be picking oranges and watering my garden! I really despite beaners because they tend to act like complete jerks, are blatantly racist, they even tried to rob my father's store and they are too fucking lazy to learn English. Unlike me and my siblings who learned English and emigrated to the UK couple years ago.

[haloaka123]

YA GOTTA BE THE LION IN THE JUNGLE HOLMES....

[SpicsRLosers]

Fuck beaners. They act all though on the internet and on the streets because of their high number of gangs. Go to the East Coast and midwestern cities, and beaners cower like fucking brown taco fags.

[CaLiBoii61904]

wow this is the stupidest shit i ever seen asian ass pussy.

you wouldnt come out in the streets talkin shit like that get your fuckkin ass kicked by a real fuckin cholo and then see if yu be postin shit like this!

[MistaMistaAzn]

@CaLiBoii61904 lmao see you in jail HOLMES eh. I'm rolling in money cuz i study eh. eh. eh. eh...beaner...im a chink and im never offended of racism lmao...beaner. cya in jail holmes

[sengleester]

@CaLiBoii61904 Whats a cholo?? is that a type of taco?

[layzienguyen]

@CaLiBoii61904 LOL..... its a joke chill! and even if so i dont think an ordinary cholo could kick his ass, he was in the marine corps, and they teach how to kill with your hands or a weapon. not like a "cholo" who has any knowledge of anything but point a gun and shoot, stupid.

[screwedmofo]

LOlololololol. I crack up when he says puto lOLOL

[lyouv]

Bahahahahhahahahahha you talk just like em! Good job :)

[proctor4883jay]

he does look like he could be latino

[3330381]

lol

[TurtLePimpin]

haha "i grabbed her ass holmes, hard, and i stuck my thumb in her a55hole ey, and then i stinched she liked it"

[shadycuzz]

its a chink...

[SpicsRLosers]

@shadycuzz Better looking than a dirt shit-colored spic midgets. 4'11" fruit-picking toilet-scrubbing losers. spics == new slaves of the US.

[Joe3junk]

^^ I think we need more funny racists, though it kind of promotes racism - it doesn't promote fanatics. This isn't the 20's anymore... or at least i don't think it is. PEACE

[Nikecheet]

Nah, Mexican with braces.

[fckyocouchful]

fucking asainnn peoplleee

[iloveerick21]

It makes me incredibly sad and completely disappoints me to see things like this. The comments that some of you put or ridiculous. We really have not come far at all. I'm a young Mexican woman and i am very offended by some of these racist and ignorant comments. This guy is really pathetic. I would like to see what he would say if he saw someone from a different ethnicity making fun of him and his culture. Fortunately, I am much to educated and open-minded to allow myself to stoop to his level.

[Joe3junk]

@iloveerick21 man, he makes fun of every culture, but hes actually funny, go watch "Uncle same gets jacked"

[iloveerick21]

@Joe3junk I'm sorry but I don't think it's funny at all. I think that all he's doing is promoting stereotypes and hatred. Most of the people who comment on his videos are people who are racist and think that everything he says and the way that he acts is real.

[Joe3junk]

@iloveerick21 actually your right, most of the people who think this is funny are racist. but not racist in the way that you mean. Like anything else racism has levels, you have your fanatic racists - I hate you b/c ur _____ color, religion, etc. Then you have your racists that look and think down on anyone of a certain persuasion - usually b/c they were raised that way. Then there's the funny racist, who can laugh at other cultures for things they seem to do "all of the time".

[michelexxrawrr]

@Joe3junk amen

[SpicsRLosers]

@iloveerick21 Hey dude, I don't see why Bart Kwan is getting all kinds of shit here. Have you looked at spic comedians like carlos mencia? He made a lot of anti-Asian jokes in his retarded comedy show. So much hypocrisy amongst you beaners. It's okay for you wetbacks to make racist jokes, but when others poke fun of you guys, you cry racist. LOL!

[iloveerick21]

@SpicsRLosersI don't like Carlos Mencia...or any other racist for that matter. I will never support anything of such ignorance. Ur here talking shit to me knwing that we're online & i'm a girl. I would like to c if u would repeat this same thing to a man as big as u or bigger without having ur friends around. All ur racist comments will one day come to bite u in the ass and u'll cry and beg for forgiveness. Karma is a bitch and at least I know I have lived my life treating everyone with respect.

[ledzeppelinrools]

@SpicsRLosers dude mencia aint even full latino...hes half german...and he sure as hell aint a comedian....cause you know...comedians is supposed to be funny. and dude...racial humour is ok..what your saying is just plain racist

[HanGookPOWER]

@ledzeppelinrools no such thing as a Full Latino..any race can be Latino, that's why the CIA nor the Census recognizes it as a Racial category.

[ledzeppelinrools]

@HanGookPOWER fine...rephrase mencia is half white.

[casanova86]

@iloveerick21 yeah , your spelling proves to all of youtube how incredibly intelligent you truly are. Lol and I like how you said he's making fun of your culture, I didnt know the "Monster" was part of your culture. Ey?

[iloveerick21]

@casanova86 I honestly don't know if you're trying to offend me or if you're being sincere

[Luufeezy]

@iloveerick21 He's a COMEDIAN. They take topics (in this case stereotypical Mexican gangsters) which are serious in nature and they find the lighter, humorous side of it. The way I see it, comedians are optimists. This "pathetic" guy is a former marine who grew up with gangs and turned it around for himself by getting a bachelor degree in science at UCLA. So lighten up! Learn to accept there are bad things in this world, but that there are also people who can make us laugh about it.

[JonathanTNguyen]

@iloveerick21 if you were so open-minded and educated you wouldn't have jumped to conclusions and thought it was funny. educated and open-minded bullshit. Don't try to act smart.

[jordann408]

AYE WASSUP PUTO lmao

[EternalDJ4]

Was this a true event? XD

[NwaEazyE34]

Anyone tell me what Chinito Gomez means?

[marcscott49er]

yall take this shit way too seriously. its funny as fuck, leave it at that.

[thefamous333]

I've been reading the comments and i find it interesting that many people think that Mexicans actually talk like this. Some Mexicans do,but its mostly the ones in gangs. I'm Mexican and i don't talk like this and my Mexican friends don't either. When will all these stereotypes towards different cultures end? I hate stereotypes and racism towards any culture. Stupid ignorant racist people.

[MaggoTLord15]

@thefamous333

Dont get all butthurt Mr. Mexico. It's not like he's only stereotyping mexicans. He stereotypes his own race too. The reason the World is full of liberal pussies is because people like you get your feel goods hurt when somebody says something about you. Oh Wahhh get over it. Fuckin Spic. (P.S. I even capitalized Spic so you would be honored of its proper noun qualities)

[thefamous333]

@MaggoTLord15 Before you come talking shit to me have the decency to read my comment thoroughly. I'm not getting butt hurt this video along with all his other videos are hilarious. I was pointing out that people in the comments were thinking that Mexicans talk like how Bart is talking in this video. THEY DON'T. Only South siders and other Latinos affiliated with gangs talk like this. I didn't get my "feel goods" hurt i laughed at this video its hilarious i don't take offense to just because i'm

[thefamous333]

@MaggoTLord15 Mexican, I know he makes fun of other ethnicities including his own and I know he's not serious. My comment was not directed at Bart at all I actually admire him. Please thoroughly read my comment before you go on attacking me trying to make me look stupid. It would save us a whole lot of time.

[x805x1Exception]

u know how big my thumb is aye is fucking huge aye is bigger than my dick. HAHAHA :)

[Jellybean2630]

HAHA SO YOUR SATING YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK

[sandj777]

YEAH, FUCK DEM NIGGERS! GET EM SKEETER! LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A PURDY MOUTH!

[omgishcasey]

lol if his thumb bigger than his dick, then it must mean his dick is hella small

[paccplayer11]

@omgishcasey tongue

[brencerta]

@omgishcasey wow

[pinoypilms]

156 have panties on.

[JH5251]

156 people are beaners

[TheOriginalChamp101]

@JH5251 How in the hell this dumbass racist got 4 thumbs up?

[devonwa1]

do an asian accent

[Sun6Tzu]

@devonwa1 They did, it's called "Korean History Channel" on their channel.

[Sun6Tzu]

LOL, you know how big my tongue is eh? It's huge eh, It's bigger than my dick eh.

1:40

[kordellvaa11]

"A" Canadian mexican....

[discoowl]

epicness

[ZicoSebastian]

Im indonesian, lived in norway, i get call pinoy by the fillipino, mexican by the mexican,colombian by the colombian. south-east asian are mix of chines,korean,indian,samonian.­.very low %age of western white fox. even hawaii was part of asia. the point is, you are where ur blood are from. if ur blood is pinoy that means ur a filipine. sorry for bad english.

[omgjimmy1]

he is so fuckin ugly

[entity623]

funny thing is i see one thing in this whole video he is or knows a Marine i saw him with the bcgs in one vid and in this one he is wearing the Service Bravos shirt i recognize that peice of shit anywhere

[BreatheCreativity]

5'3 250 pounds.

[etarc345]

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 5'3" 200+ lbs

[mookiller5]

Ha stupid mesikins

[roberto97c]

@mookiller5 fuk u

[SwitchRich]

This guy's brilliant...although I wonder if he dare walk the streets at night.

[SmkSimonC]

you dress just like em :)

[TheSteelLobster]

@hazard2000 So it's true, they do talk like that!

[toraryu00]

@hazard2000 lmao calm down it's a joke and that is how most mexicans talk and dress lol but he's just joking around no need to be all gangster on youtube

[roberto97c]

@hazard2000 haha you take it up da ass haha and what kind of mexican name is hazard pinche maricon haha

[roberto97c]

@hazard2000 haha you take it up da ass haha and what kind of mexican name is hazard pinche maricon haha and hes asian

[89Ef9civic]

@roberto97c lol hazard is a gang but idk what his name stands for, for him.

[roberto97c]

@89Ef9civic i kno but i dont think hez frm hazard haha

[hazard2000]

eh homes, FUCK YOUR BITCH WHITE ASS, FUCK WITH THE RAZA U GET FUCKED UP PUTO, WATCH WHO U TALKING TO WHEN U DISSING THE MEXICANS CUZ ULL GET FUCKED IF I EVER SEE UR BITCH ASS

[francheesecuh]

haha wtf

[miketedd13]

hahaha.. Unco Sam looks high in this video

[RDSJRS13]

this is soooo funny and i'm mexican.

[TheDanielson000]

thumb bigger than his d1ck. LOL!

[xsupernazix]

fucking funny dude

[zuj1984]

chinito whatta fuck homes hehe! havent seen u since u got out on parole homie hehe. hey man, that was good how u put ur thumb in that honey kulo ay hehe. i myself was in the library today hay, and check it--this big ass mama is standing between book shelves lookin at kamasutra book, hehe. so what i did homes, hehe i came up to her and showed her my big fuckin dick. she was like all happy nd shit, start suckin on my dong right there between dem book shelves homes hehe. then i fucked her rite zere

[SOURTUNAFILMS]

hahahahahhahahhaha this is amazing!

[glowwithme08]

Hahaha! damn it's true mexicans are like that! lol! damn my race lmao!

[indokiddo]

NO PANTIES HOMES!

[hahairate1]

chinito means chinaman or little china depends on the country

[MrNaruto702]

he can see us cause his eyes are asian.....

[temospreamo]

@MrNaruto702 His eyes are asian? interesting really.