Surviving Edged Weapons

[MrFlameifrit]

ahhhh the old prostitute lipstic knife, bane of many a desperate man.

[MrDarkTides]

2:00 That is class, you can't buy class!

[SatanRobot]

People who are inexperienced with guns believing they have so much of an advantage they move in close to their victim, don't realize that if you get within arms reach of me with a gun, I'm gonna open arteries and take a shower in ur blood.. while its still warm of course, I hate cold showers.

[momoandmiz]

How do they know that I decorate my hats with razor blades?

Those tricksy bastards.

[akillies]

top 10 /best videos of all time

[ElectricBla]

DANCE BREAKS!

[josko50]

Can anyone tell me where I can pick up a Mexican sacatripe?

[Ebvardh]

@josko50 In Mexico. Or, you could just make one yourself from scrap metal.

[Darwyn7]

I'd like to learn more about this bear claw necklace.

[AstonishingAce]

god damn

[elliswrong]

This is still the best video on youtube. watch?v=_lNEQAXX43g is a close second.

[PN355]

Why was that guy so goddamn concerned about dying in a ghetto? Isn't dying in general worth avoiding? Why is he so picky about the ghetto? Would he drag himself out to a white neighbourhood then die? Why you gotta be so racist dude at the end?

[SerratedXx]

@PN355 You are implying that only shitty races live in ghettos, and I agree with you.

[CountForsycula]

I was not expecting the dance party at the end.  Nicely done.

[Belisaur]

I always come back to you surviving edged weapons

[ColonelLingus]

And.. this bearclaw necklace *boobs*

[Nitro378]

I personally think that despite the obvious other funny bits, 2:50 to 2:58 is underrated for it's ridiculous melodrama.

[seanmcbay]

Still the best YouTube video.

[Duvmasta]

Where can I find the uncensored full version for free?

[Fooksalt]

4:58 that guy lost the game

[dbb008]

i was too distracted by the boobs to notice the knife concealed in the bear claw.

[SkyFeline]

I like how the "skilled knife expert" still takes a good 3 seconds to actually pull out the knife and attack.

A cop would have them down on the ground the moment he moved his hands at all.

[CalifornianEmperor]

What the hell is a "sacatripe"?

[Nitro378]

@CalifornianEmperor Used for gutting sheep... and other warm blooded animals.

: 3

[elviejo1997]

the cops ran away from the guy that had a machete instead of taking him down and eliminating the threat. nice.....

[Herfdurf]

@elviejo1997

Yeah, coulda just shot or tazed him.

[FranzKafkaRockOpera]

01:54 Superb concealment! *fumbles around a bit & finally reveals tiny butter knife*

[ThatRandomGuy666]

Yo dawg, I heard you like cutting so I put a blade on your bear tooth so you can cut while you cut.

[TurkishButcher]

When I first saw this video, I was crying with laughter and joy.

[BADASSMANDO]

1:02

R.I.P. Ryan Dunn

[sniperofbuffalo]

woot for dead pigs!

[swanscombekarateCOM]

Come on admit it at 0:55secs...were you looks at the bear claw neckless...or the cracking set of tits!?! COME ON NOW!

[theKlaw]

I will never die in a god damn ghetto. Punch me, cut me, shoot me, that fight is ON. But if I'm in my driveway in the middle of suburbia I'm gunna roll over like a bitch and take it.

[Dann123100]

ryan dunn poking eyes back in the day

[497075497075]

what the fuck

[TeddiGramz1001]

I stopped for a few minutes to admire the bear claw necklace.

[achmedlolol]

At first glance this may seem like a normal comment, but at closer inspection is has some witty knife comment sewn into it

[DeKevron]

...bear claw necklace....

...bear claw necklace....

...bear claw necklace....

[quizlixx]

i liked that endy bit with the frying bacon

[TRIARII117]

TIME FOR A MONTAGE

[internetmale]

32 scumbags died in the ghetto. dislike this video, the fight is on. fail to add it to your favourites, the fight is on. the only way you can replace this video as my homepage is to cut my head off, and I mean that. you don't lose the fight.

[PlanetMan77]

This may look like a regular knife, but its handle conceals.... a knife.

[Temporicide28]

This is so good

[SkarmoryThePG]

Sweet Macho Man, have those people ever seen how you stab somebody with a knife, as opposed to.. flailing it around?

[kotze5]

man i love mental theo and edged wapons!

[ahanix1988]

Why do the orients feel the need to add extra hand motions?

[Turtleproof]

_ \ | Hardcore Feelings | / _

[Robb28]

@duhfunkiepurplehippo

Haha! That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm gonna roll around town with some blades sewn into the back of my hat in case a cop tells me to take it off. I bet the ladies dig the "cop search" look! Haha

[PsychoticPengu]

32 people died in a ghetto.

[kotze5]

@PsychoticPengu

ROLF!

[krystoferk]

speechless.

[WarpxD]

this is just so random

[desertkid79]

lol!



[Duvmasta]

I'll cut you bitch! LOL

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

a baseball cap with razor blades really??

[uzor123]

What?!?!?!

[stuwee3]

Where can I download this version of this song?

[TheJustinRSilvers]

@stuwee3 This song is called hardcore feelings just search and download

[incoherent07]

the guy running in slow motion with the machete is the best part

[Rockview13]

This is literally my favorite youtube video and I've seen alot of good youtube videos.

[Sokanastenev]

STAB DA MUNT BRUZ

[fallout8777]

anyone know were i can find the whole thing

[vjm3]

I could look up the song and listen to it, but then I'd miss out on all the knife-concealin', crossbow-shootin', Machete-wieldin' action!

This is the second best video on youtube EVER! The first? That guy who gives his last lecture because he's dying of cancer or something. God bless him and the undoubtably many knives he's concealed himself with during that lecture.

[claytonaut]

4:08 That's some ol' Rorschach shit.

[inouraeroplane]

1:03 ZACH GALIFINAKIS?

[mattenglish99]

Think this jagged butcher knife looks harmless? Inside this knife, is concealed ANOTHER smaller knife....... and that knife can fold out to produce a SWITCH BLADE.

[crud4]

I gotta have one of those razor blade hats but everyone should know it's lame because Coca Cola hats are usually red. I wanna get my hands all over that bear claw as well. Aint no way I'm dyin in some dirty black ass ghetto.

[broxxx1138]

i think the meth just kicked in

[xDOLPHINTV]

god damnit, now my razorblade hat is totally obvious

[TheEthug]

@xDOLPHINTV hahahaha

[Renulph]

Murphy got IMPALED!

[lilcases09]

What song is this?

[SCARYWIZARD]

@lilcases09 "Hardcore Feelings" by Rave Allstars.

[insidetheoutside1]

which mix of hardcore feelings is this?

[rottmist]

I like the narrator's pause at the bearclaw necklace. ;D

[Simonds007]

@rottmist Ah hell yeah

[BuffaloBillCody987]

Press 4 over and over

[ultamatebeatlefan]

Who the FUCK can't see those goddamn boot spikes?

[Tysoncampbell69]

A BASEBALL CAP WITH RAZORBLADES ON THE BACK

[godcomplex001]

I like the bearclaw necklace

[DrDreamPop]

I don't think any of those animals in that street can beat me either

[DarkRaxxion]

"You don't lose the fight!" *cut to dead cop with flies buzzing in the background*

Awesome vid :D!

[TCFan25]

Fuck this music overdub.... hope you get stabbed and slowly, and painfully DIE!

[mrthechairman]

@TCFan25 You are obviously defenseless against hardcore feelings.

[TCFan25]

This was banned here in Australia...I was lucky to see it during a security course in '02.

[riptor3000]

zach galifianakis will fuck your shit up

[p00pl0rd]

I'm gay, can I put razor blades in my beret?

[MrKips]

@p00pl0rd

sure, but a leather visor cap holds one much better

[sansviedotcom]

IM NOT LOSING NO FIGHT TO NO SCUMBAG OUT THERE IN NO GHETTO.

Quadruple negative?

[Zeekymn]

29 people don't want to show their hardcore feelings.

[hardware72]

I really don't get the point of this video. I mean, it's edgy and all but after awhile the song gets rather dull.

[Homepie]

@hardware72 You lack hardcore feelings

[XMNinja]

@hardware72

"edgy" I see what you did there

[Jack223344]

FUCKING HARDCORE STAB RAVE PARTY.

[DaytonaRoadster]

save america, stab cops with razor blades in ur ballcap

[tox0tes]

3:15 piano breakdown!!!!!!!!!

[internetmale]

still the best thing on youtube + also this worthless globe

[marc4loz]

hilarious!



[G4Br1ELCLM]

Sooooo much ketchup 

[SuperFunTimeShow]

WAT

[Ducttapeman53]

3:50

FACE STAB!

[gths2006]

BLOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR

[Loe7]

Goddamn /k/!

[JRndz1337]

LOL @ 2:00

[Mailorder]

What movies are these clips from?

[Borkish]

@Mailorder

no movies, these are from old police education videos called "surviving edged weapons"

[Mailorder]

@Borkish

Thanks : )

[areallylongassname2]

Dammit /k/

[DrFrizzeh]

that Chinese guy reeeeeeally knows his CQC.

[dannyman4444]

completely unexpected! flawless victory!

[AguntJ]

my favourite parts of this is the knifelauncher at 3:00 and the police car fleeing at 3:30

[thehaircrow]

fake

[Uberaoshi]

whats the name of the techno song used starting from 2:15

cool Knife video.

Whats the name of this police traning video, Is it just Surviving Edged Weapons"?

[MrsMKP]

@Uberaoshi The song is "Hardcore Feelings" by Charlie Lownoise and Menthal Theo. A techno/ happy hardcore dj duo from the '90s, they are from the Netherlands. Pretty sad that I knew exactly what this song is. I think it was around my highschool graduation 13 years ago. They have the clip here on you tube.

[Uberaoshi]

@MrsMKP thanks for the info

[Someguy2066]

After the first minute of this film I am now convinced anything carried by anyone is a knife in disguise.

[casey1wayne]

@Someguy2066 I keep thinking anyone wearing sunglasses is going to stab me in the eyes.

[TuaregD]

@Someguy2066

Welcome in the paranoid-corner, comrade ;D

[dannyman4444]

@TuaregD you spelled /k/omrade wrong

[TuaregD]

@dannyman4444

My fault. What do you think is the stopping power of the ballistic knife?

[dannyman4444]

@TuaregD i'd say only a bit less than a gold tiger striped DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE. nothings more powerful than one of those. especially if it has extended clips

[TuaregD]

@dannyman4444

Maybe, but I think it isn't nearly as concealable as a Glocknade.

[dannyman4444]

@TuaregD well all glocknades aside, i ain't never gonna die in no ghetto. i'll be innawoods with mah backckpack and mah SKS

[TuaregD]

@dannyman4444

suddenly, WOLVERINES

[TuaregD]

What the...

my head is full of fuck now

[DaBunnyKiss]

i dont even

[karaitheninja]

this video is all about cops getting pwned by techno warriors? did he just grab his balls 3:52 lol??

[tambzki]

for some reason i Lol'd @ 1:22

[th1snme1sn0tTakn]

God damn this made my dick hard.Time to go stab some vagina

[ColonelChamberlain]

3:04-3:09 was pretty boss.

[catl0ver666]

this video was funnny

the comments make it even funnier!

[GoldenFIight]

Love the bear claw knife.

[kingsofgrooove]

2:02 Fuck yeah!

[Coolio65234234234]

3:25 oh what a story that would be

[whiteboie79]

do that thing do that thing do that thing

[Cornholio1776]

IM NEVER GONNA DIE IN NO GHETTO

[Duvmasta]

@Cornholio1776 Was that guy an idiot or just a wigger?

[Cornholio1776]

@Duvmasta he just straight gangsta

[CABALmk2]

You think that's a Star of David that Jew's carrying? THINK AGAIN. That Star, in fact, can be thrown like a shuriken...

...And has a retractable knife.

[14EspanaNS88]

dude what.

[Slantzalot]

0:56 I don't see and Bearclaw necklace

[Xnives]

Is that galafaniks with the glasses



[ffnovice7]

2:02 Oh it's ON NOW!

[ColonelChamberlain]

think thats a gun behind his back? be careful because it could be a crossbow.

[Buzzard295]

why does jerry seinfeld stab a cop 3:00

[guerdon6]

bare craw necklace! the best distractor.

[MaverickLoneshark]

3:36

[Pirateparty]

AND OTHER WARM BLOODED ANIMALS

[fafnerZ]

See this comment? Well it's not a comment at all, in actuality its concealing a knife ready to cut the eyes of any and all unsuspecting readers...well f youre reading this theres no use in telling you now.

[wallofgreentext]

well... i didn't see that one coming

[jonasneto]

that transsexual prostitute you banged the other day? her penis? IT'S A KNIFE!!!!

[WeMoveUnseen]

The best video on youtube

[JuberLOL]

@WeMoveUnseen Close, the best video is Bundy is pon de floor

watch?v=2a2wEMeKJ7g

This is easily second though.

[skippy120]

lol at 2:02

[asshead9000]

2:26 is the best part

[DoktorStrangelove]

OUT DERE IN NO GHEDDO

[MaverickLoneshark]

1:59

There; I said it.

[illegalusername]

I was not expecting the dance number

[dougerber]

best speech ever filmed

[Sandypantsthegreat]

The bearclaw necklace is really the best.

[lokallize]

baseball cap is my favourite

[Cubelarooso]

Kids, don't play with too many knives!

[Z0mfgN00b]

You see that knife? Concealed underneath that deadly blade is ANOTHER deadlier knife. Watch out people.

[LatestUFOSightings]

Baseball cap with razorblades...now that's something

[DaBunnyKiss]

@LatestUFOSightings shit just got real

[maxe1]

i am literally a knife

[bennewsome]

who are the 27 people who didn't like this? those people are the worst.

[YarrHarrFiddleTeeHee]

KNIVES

I'M COVERED IN KNIVES

KNIVES EVERYWHERE