possibly the most ridiculous display of wasting ones time ever! i am fascinated that you would spend so much time for so little to show for. and i congratulate you for sticking with it even though i would have realised it wasnt worth it after my first buzz finished.
@TheLukitakino The music is a custom track made for this older version of the mod. If you download the mod it will be inside the music folder, called "mount_and_blade_title_screen." There is another version without the voices, but I don;t remember the title. They were made by Adorno, who helped with the mod. I can put them up on 4shared for you if you want.
@TheLukitakino The music's a custom track for the mod, made by Adorno who helped with the soundtracks. If you download the mod it'll be in the music folder, called "mount_and_blade_title_screen." You'd want the older version of the mod, though. If you google search "Taleworlds Gangs of Glasgow Massive Slash" you'll find it. Youtube won't let me put a link here.
If you want, I can upload just the tracks to 4shared.
There's a new version out now, mainly about the Old Firm. Just google Gangs of Glasgow Old Firm Part 1 and you should find it. It's for Mount and Blade version 1.011.
Features petrol bombs and dismemberment (chopping folk's arms off).
@steggybhoy Aye, ah know, but I cannae get through to buy it 'cos of the snow! Aw the trains are off. Might get through fur the start of next week, try and find it in the shops. Huv ye read it? Are the pictures awright?
Working on a new Celtic vs. Rangers mini-mod right now - they'll be added as factions in the next full version. Hoping to get a vid up soon. A port to Warband is planned, but probably in the New Year, if I survive the celebrations.
Thanks to everybody who didn't give a fuck about the shite textures and ridiculously inaccurate guns. To you will be given the kingdom of heaven.
can someone tell me how to delete things in mount and blade edit mode. ive got a horse and 3 lumps of cheese floating in the middle of yalen. dont ask how :-I
i thought this mod was kinda pointless its hard to raise an army with only 2 villages and all the lords and that are at the top of the map u can just see them but i cant get to them
well i come from glasgow and you need to really just put alot more track suit mabye some samuri swords init or sumtinm because glasgow gand dont use dust bins and sheilds XD !!!
Put the mod folder you have downloaded into the Modules Folder in your Mount and Blade directory. There should already be a folder in there called "Native". Just put the new folder next to that one.
If the mod is in a file-type that you can't open, download the 7zip program and install it, then right-click on the mod file and go to "open archive." I can't explain it any better than that, sorry.
If you send me it as a video response I'll link it to this one. It's good - but did you know you can hit the wooden barriers at the start to destroy them? Couple of knocks with the bat, and your gang can run wild on the workies.
@fadeHappy Approved! And the next version should be out in... 2012. Nah, hopefully it'll be out in a week or two, if I don't get drunk in the meantime.
@SENZAMA Ah, there haven't been too many negative forum things, I just took a bit of a break from it. Still working on it. Check out the arm-chopping vid by just putting in "Mount and Blade arm chop" or something. Or it might be in related videos at the side.
I think you got it - if you laughed once or twice, the job was done. There's a new better video and improved mod, though, if you're interested. When the whole thing's finished, it's going to be on the same level of awesomeness as The Zybourne Clock. Hehehe!
More guns means less realism. Not too much gun crime in Glasgow - a respectable amount - but plenty of knife and hammer stuff. That's why Mount and Blade seemed like the game to build it in, rather than a GTA or, God forbid, Oblivion. It's got guns, though.
A new version was just released on the 29th of June, with a lot of new content and bugfixes. There are very few swords in it now, and a lot of new modern weapons. Updated the download link for anyone who wants a go of it.
dude, everytime i get quests from that guy in the building site, his quests are to talk to someone or kill someone who is located outside the map, in the "villages" like the ones from vanilla m&b
Yeah, there are quite a few bugs still, and the quests were meant to be disabled. There shouldn't be anybody at the building site giving them out unless a Lord has moved in there. I'll take those dialogues out in the new version.
I've added the link to the thread on Taleworlds about the mod to the video info for anybody who wants more information on what works and what doesn't.
If you go to the link in the video info, it will take you straight to the mod. Under the mod name there is a line saying Donwload Now. You just click on it and then save it to your comp.
I still can't get the link to the other video working. I'll make this one a response to that one, I suppose. Youtube hates links.
I've added an alternate link to the video info, it should work now. A new version with a lot of added stuff will be out in about a week, but I'll make a new video for it when the time comes.
I haven't put it in yet, not sure if I will. I'm an auld yin, so I don't know where the young teams are cutting about these days. White Castle's a restaurant? well, there are currently no restaurants in the mod.
George Square and The Barras are already in, and the Clyde footbridges. Queen Street Station and a load of other places are getting made.
have u been able to make the guns look like modern ones and that dont have to reload every shot? if you did nice :) 2ndly add smgs and rifels and stuff but as rare weps.
The guns are modern, thanks to Geroj, who let me use some of his gun models and sounds. No SMGs, though - AK47s, Walthers, sawn-off-shotguns, modified flare pistols, and police tactical assault rifles. No Uzis. They're just not Glesga.
The gangsters only have stuff that could've been bought after an IRA or UVF "decomissioning" for realism's sake.
Yeah, sadly there's a bug with merchants, it's random, though, so sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. Save before entering towns is the only advice I can give right now till a new version comes out. You can definitely buy weapons from them, but guns have to be looted from people you kill, or taken from your companions.
Yeah, there's no missions in this mod, except one that I'm going to add in. The Lords will still offer you a job as their vassal, though, and you can still join the factions. It's explained better in the Taleworlds thread about the mod.
It only works with the newest version, 1.011. You can can download it free from TaleWorlds, but remember to install it to a different folder than the one it auto-selects or you'll overwrite all your 1.003 stuff.
Aye, that's true - but I've added a lot of things that the game disnae normally let ye dae. But not the ability to attack civillians, sadly. Maybe one day.
@WtfUpload nobody in Glasgow has ever pulled out an AK47 in Glasgow....to my knowledge and gun crime isn't as common as knife crime
SirArkar 2 months ago
possibly the most ridiculous display of wasting ones time ever! i am fascinated that you would spend so much time for so little to show for. and i congratulate you for sticking with it even though i would have realised it wasnt worth it after my first buzz finished.
DrAxels 4 months ago
the guy who made this was doped -.- jkasjksjkas funny mod
haraya07 6 months ago
Hahaha, this is hilarious! I am from Scotland, this is just brilliant. Hahaha love the voice overs! "Ya mad fanny!"
mionDM 6 months ago
@HerryBawsack
Do the factions have real gang names; AYT etc. ?
8YOURMAMA8 7 months ago
No buckfast? This isn't my hometown at all without massive alcohol abuse! xD
8YOURMAMA8 7 months ago
HAHAHAHA ,,
IRLPOKERBRAT13 7 months ago
and no pistols,AK47 or something and horse? wtf the star wars conquest is better wtf
WtfUpload 7 months ago
Hahah, really great mod :)
DukeofBosnia88 8 months ago
LMFAO, You scotts are funny.
cryingmushroom47 8 months ago
Standard night out in Glasgow!!!
Obediah17 8 months ago
so its a gang war mod but yet there using swords shields and horses
Jakleful 8 months ago
@Jakleful youve never been to glasgow have you? :D
sk8yboyz 8 months ago
music please???
TheLukitakino 9 months ago
@TheLukitakino The music is a custom track made for this older version of the mod. If you download the mod it will be inside the music folder, called "mount_and_blade_title_screen." There is another version without the voices, but I don;t remember the title. They were made by Adorno, who helped with the mod. I can put them up on 4shared for you if you want.
HerryBawsack 9 months ago
@TheLukitakino The music's a custom track for the mod, made by Adorno who helped with the soundtracks. If you download the mod it'll be in the music folder, called "mount_and_blade_title_screen." You'd want the older version of the mod, though. If you google search "Taleworlds Gangs of Glasgow Massive Slash" you'll find it. Youtube won't let me put a link here.
If you want, I can upload just the tracks to 4shared.
HerryBawsack 9 months ago
What's the music?
Bluenightshade1 9 months ago
i want to watch monty python and the holy grail now....
RPGfanatic100 1 year ago
retard
Argentknight16 1 year ago
I love this mod :D
ComedyRoundTheCorner 1 year ago
There's a new version out now, mainly about the Old Firm. Just google Gangs of Glasgow Old Firm Part 1 and you should find it. It's for Mount and Blade version 1.011.
Features petrol bombs and dismemberment (chopping folk's arms off).
HerryBawsack 1 year ago
GLASGEEE!
TheFree33333 1 year ago
yir in the digger fur this hahah minted hahaha
steggybhoy 1 year ago
@steggybhoy Aye, ah know, but I cannae get through to buy it 'cos of the snow! Aw the trains are off. Might get through fur the start of next week, try and find it in the shops. Huv ye read it? Are the pictures awright?
HerryBawsack 1 year ago
@HerryBawsack aye mate ave read it pictures er no bad did u get it
steggybhoy 1 year ago
This. Is. A. Belter.
DopedUpMonkey 1 year ago
lmao
MrKamileq 1 year ago
Oh lord, I hadn't laughed that much in a while. Genius.
UnclePutte 1 year ago
Working on a new Celtic vs. Rangers mini-mod right now - they'll be added as factions in the next full version. Hoping to get a vid up soon. A port to Warband is planned, but probably in the New Year, if I survive the celebrations.
Thanks to everybody who didn't give a fuck about the shite textures and ridiculously inaccurate guns. To you will be given the kingdom of heaven.
HerryBawsack 1 year ago 4
pooooooooort it to warband looks awsome
belocodes 1 year ago
can someone tell me how to delete things in mount and blade edit mode. ive got a horse and 3 lumps of cheese floating in the middle of yalen. dont ask how :-I
LOOPYMOOCOW 1 year ago
this rules
craigm1995 1 year ago
Lol. FUCK YOU YA MAD FANNY.
JamieT96 1 year ago
music is awesome
NuriAlcoMovies 1 year ago
grab a pistol and pop a cap in Lord Graveth's ass XD
maine1600 1 year ago
this kinda makes no sense
vegeta0200 1 year ago
I know this is a serious problem here in Glasgow but your parady is very funny in a slapstick way.Good work.
ZEDZOR2 1 year ago
londons wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy worser!
minhaz8 1 year ago
@minhaz8 Worser is not a word, And, No it isn't.
ProductionsBlueberry 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@ProductionsBlueberry It will be a word when I anal fuck you.
KKYIsABraindeadshit 1 year ago
@KKYIsABraindeadshit hahaha nice one
VonTavast 1 year ago
Not enough villages in this mod :(
Pawnbroker00 1 year ago
downloaded this the other day
gameplay is pretty average (ai doesnt work properly on most maps) but the comedy value is great :) love all the convos
ponty94 1 year ago
Awesome mod, but i think the majority of the people miss many of the jokes, since they are not scottish
Pawnbroker00 1 year ago
this mod is so cheesy
olie266 1 year ago
realy funny ,i think im gonna luagh for 2 days...ha ha
Crusader899 1 year ago
Haha, i spent hours on this mod, there is some bugs and glitches, but hey, its a fun mod!
ediios 1 year ago
this was so shty
mexboyproductions 1 year ago
i thought this mod was kinda pointless its hard to raise an army with only 2 villages and all the lords and that are at the top of the map u can just see them but i cant get to them
billibob68 1 year ago
suckiest mod ever!!
JerrkaZUTUBE 1 year ago
Smart.. Put a castle in the middle of the road.
Shikunisai 1 year ago
we got less schools more crack
southsideo9 1 year ago
I love the music in this mod. They need to make this a movie of some sort. Hmmm...
Raiinjin 2 years ago
looks funny im gunna download XD
Renegade23456 2 years ago
ROFL hahaha
levantos 2 years ago
aw wit man! this mod is pure cool man, ya wee bigot!
ok, ihave no idea what i just said! great idea for a mod!
DerBesteJohnny 2 years ago
I laughed so hard at this one
Danelleya 2 years ago
Well is not the best mod but is funny :P
damnimbored25 2 years ago
awful mod
prdekanajoe 2 years ago
Hilarious mod.
ZemplinTemplar 2 years ago
Really put an effort into it something I would never want to play... :/
Kan2209 2 years ago 14
Lol worst mod ever
assassians4ever 2 years ago
hahahahah ace to play
CelticFan1988 2 years ago
well i come from glasgow and you need to really just put alot more track suit mabye some samuri swords init or sumtinm because glasgow gand dont use dust bins and sheilds XD !!!
Markbakes2 2 years ago
at 0:51 sounds like demoman from tf2
kalle498 2 years ago
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look Ugly ,fucking shit !!!!!!! no way i will not play this mod ever , worst mod ever !!!!!!!!!
BIOSHOCKFOXX 2 years ago
I really love this mod played like 3 days and love it.. i'am just waiting for more improvement :D
SENZAMA 2 years ago
was fürn scheiss
145MURU 2 years ago
wtf soo bad
TheElalexandro 2 years ago
Looks awesome :)
GOBRAGH2 2 years ago
lol, the horse looks so out of place in a city setting its funny :P
Looks like an interesting mod.
AnduinX 2 years ago
how do i get mount and blade mods
wher from tell me plz
lilboy11x 2 years ago
Mount and blade file repository, and Moddb
Hawkeye3985 2 years ago
do you have it for steam? if so i can help
sallysag 2 years ago
why cant i get my mount and blade mods working?
chiloooooo 2 years ago
hmm, maybe becouse u have done wrong :/
kingsnake94 2 years ago
Put the mod folder you have downloaded into the Modules Folder in your Mount and Blade directory. There should already be a folder in there called "Native". Just put the new folder next to that one.
If the mod is in a file-type that you can't open, download the 7zip program and install it, then right-click on the mod file and go to "open archive." I can't explain it any better than that, sorry.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
This is an awesome mod, I've uploaded a gameplay video of it.
fadeHappy 2 years ago
@fadeHappy
If you send me it as a video response I'll link it to this one. It's good - but did you know you can hit the wooden barriers at the start to destroy them? Couple of knocks with the bat, and your gang can run wild on the workies.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
OK I posted it as a video response and it's awaiting approval from you.
fadeHappy 2 years ago
@fadeHappy Approved! And the next version should be out in... 2012. Nah, hopefully it'll be out in a week or two, if I don't get drunk in the meantime.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
Sweet, Can't wait!
fadeHappy 2 years ago
never played this game, but i want to now, classic.
who ever made this mod is a genius!
salemkid1979 2 years ago
Downloaded it, played it, loved it.
Buskie1 2 years ago
i played it and its soo freaking nice
Keep improving please mate FUCk the negatief forums dudes you got my support!
SENZAMA 2 years ago
@SENZAMA Ah, there haven't been too many negative forum things, I just took a bit of a break from it. Still working on it. Check out the arm-chopping vid by just putting in "Mount and Blade arm chop" or something. Or it might be in related videos at the side.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
Dear god... I... I can't resist downloading it...
Buskie1 2 years ago
lol gonna download
MiloLoveOboy 2 years ago
hahahahah looool AWSOME! ;D
emil883000 2 years ago
where can i download this mod?
fartsam08 2 years ago
Look at info
Thunderhawkan 2 years ago
i tried the mod but there wasnt much only 4 villages 3 castles and 3 towns and all the lords were up in this area that i couldnt get to
billibob68 2 years ago
wow this is impressive
BALLSBUSTER111 2 years ago
Lol you have obviously put some effort into making this, I'll have to try it :D
toggsuk 2 years ago 20
hahaha I love the tracksuit hahahahah this made me lol ^_^
MiniJonoPoo 2 years ago 2
Lol xD They were trowing with bottles xD
SuperHouseAddiction 2 years ago
Rebels vs PoliceForce AWSOME !!!!
frederiksuhr 2 years ago 3
lol thats so bad that is what makes it amazing
antix995 2 years ago
I think you got it - if you laughed once or twice, the job was done. There's a new better video and improved mod, though, if you're interested. When the whole thing's finished, it's going to be on the same level of awesomeness as The Zybourne Clock. Hehehe!
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
this is stupid, i dont see the point, tho it would be better with guns and some more realism
tansvanio 2 years ago
git tae fuck bawbag
sXeBetterThanYou 2 years ago
More guns means less realism. Not too much gun crime in Glasgow - a respectable amount - but plenty of knife and hammer stuff. That's why Mount and Blade seemed like the game to build it in, rather than a GTA or, God forbid, Oblivion. It's got guns, though.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
ahah it's like Mount&Blade meets GTA! making the worldmap looks like a city is genius
pwEclipse 2 years ago
Quality vid mate, heavy brilliant. Haw, Castlemilk Young Team it 0.50!
jbjaguar 2 years ago
TEAM!!! Hahaha!
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
i love this mod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
redcoatrifle 2 years ago
awesome!!!!!
acko204 2 years ago
LOLOL this looks freakin funny =D
Halojon14 2 years ago
Mod any good, worht the download?
UndergroundRebelArmy 2 years ago
nop
Arturcik666 2 years ago
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Its not worth download this mod sucks!!
klono30 2 years ago
You two have hurted my feelings very much.
I think I will just not make this mod anymore.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
ah, dont listen to him, hes just another pile of no good SHIT.
keep on making the mod :)
its awsome...
patobliv1942 2 years ago
Aye, I was only joking. It's still "in development", and coming along pretty well.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
A new improved video is up for the new version, and a patch is out. I'll see if I can link to the new video here:
/watch?v=SmIz-vPaxPw
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
watch?v=SmIz-vPaxPw
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
LOL at 45 sec!
saywhatyowhat 2 years ago
Fuck me! This is brilliant.
Entzmeat 2 years ago 8
That's one awesome mod, but I don't like that they have swords.
Couldn't you make them bits of scrap metal or something?
A fantastic mod all the same.
telecomboring 2 years ago
A new version was just released on the 29th of June, with a lot of new content and bugfixes. There are very few swords in it now, and a lot of new modern weapons. Updated the download link for anyone who wants a go of it.
It has moving vans and trains in it now.
Will upload a new video soon.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
thanks for the link. funny mod
odeg13 2 years ago
Fuckin legandary
GlasgowGlobal 2 years ago
dude, everytime i get quests from that guy in the building site, his quests are to talk to someone or kill someone who is located outside the map, in the "villages" like the ones from vanilla m&b
949883 2 years ago
Yeah, there are quite a few bugs still, and the quests were meant to be disabled. There shouldn't be anybody at the building site giving them out unless a Lord has moved in there. I'll take those dialogues out in the new version.
I've added the link to the thread on Taleworlds about the mod to the video info for anybody who wants more information on what works and what doesn't.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
how do you download it i have mount blade on my computer but every time i wnat to download this mod it wont let me
newgoblin10 2 years ago
If you go to the link in the video info, it will take you straight to the mod. Under the mod name there is a line saying Donwload Now. You just click on it and then save it to your comp.
I still can't get the link to the other video working. I'll make this one a response to that one, I suppose. Youtube hates links.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
your link doesnt work dude? wanna play this tho looks fun haha
rollerScot89 2 years ago
I've added an alternate link to the video info, it should work now. A new version with a lot of added stuff will be out in about a week, but I'll make a new video for it when the time comes.
Enjoy yoursel' !
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
Do they have White Castle in this mod?
EpicCrewVA 2 years ago
I haven't put it in yet, not sure if I will. I'm an auld yin, so I don't know where the young teams are cutting about these days. White Castle's a restaurant? well, there are currently no restaurants in the mod.
George Square and The Barras are already in, and the Clyde footbridges. Queen Street Station and a load of other places are getting made.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
xD.... heh....Cool :D
Wrebble 2 years ago
have u been able to make the guns look like modern ones and that dont have to reload every shot? if you did nice :) 2ndly add smgs and rifels and stuff but as rare weps.
daman1209 2 years ago
The guns are modern, thanks to Geroj, who let me use some of his gun models and sounds. No SMGs, though - AK47s, Walthers, sawn-off-shotguns, modified flare pistols, and police tactical assault rifles. No Uzis. They're just not Glesga.
The gangsters only have stuff that could've been bought after an IRA or UVF "decomissioning" for realism's sake.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
You should have removed the horses and everything medieval...
krazykalash 2 years ago
The horses are only used by mounted polis, who do use them a lot in real life, for riot control and at the football.
There's nothing much else that's medieval in there, unless you meant some of the weapons.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
cool!!
is this mod available for 1.003??
manecas30 2 years ago
Can you buy weapons or you have to get weapons by killing cause when I went to the weapon smith my game crashed
Darkmoon214 2 years ago
Yeah, sadly there's a bug with merchants, it's random, though, so sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. Save before entering towns is the only advice I can give right now till a new version comes out. You can definitely buy weapons from them, but guns have to be looted from people you kill, or taken from your companions.
Details on bugs and features can be found here:
Details of
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
You should put in a lot more towns, it looks like theres a lot of non-existing ones, so I cant do missions ;_;
PhilTHC 2 years ago
Yeah, there's no missions in this mod, except one that I'm going to add in. The Lords will still offer you a job as their vassal, though, and you can still join the factions. It's explained better in the Taleworlds thread about the mod.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
It only works with the newest version, 1.011. You can can download it free from TaleWorlds, but remember to install it to a different folder than the one it auto-selects or you'll overwrite all your 1.003 stuff.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
lol! is this released?
sanjak 2 years ago
It's released now. You can download the Mount and Blade demo at the TaleWorlds site, and the mod can be got from the link in this vid's info.
I can't post links here in comments 'cos Youtube hates me.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
omg that's amazing modding
heylister 2 years ago
Thanks mate. It's out now. Glasgow needs you!
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
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Sannyboy45 2 years ago
Classy music 0_0
CenturyGamer 2 years ago
This looks class.
Also:
0:49 TTEEEEAAAAMMMM!!!!!
SnowBlind853 2 years ago
Hiya SnowBlind. Did you used to hang out on Consolevania forums? You'll like this mod.
Has a decent selection of guns, not comparable to STALKER or anything, but still pretty good.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
I STILL like to bum around on the CV boards.
As for the guns, there are plenty of other games that were designed with guns so it doesn't really matter if it has it or not.
Considering the setting of this mod I'll probably be using a broken bottle and a shiv as my primary weapons.
SnowBlind853 2 years ago
Good choice. There's some workie's tools as well that are a good laugh.
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
Bawjaws, you tease! You can't go around bludgeoning passersby in the head!
The game just dasnae let yoo!
tojiroh 2 years ago
Aye, that's true - but I've added a lot of things that the game disnae normally let ye dae. But not the ability to attack civillians, sadly. Maybe one day.
Still, it makes the video look better, eh?
HerryBawsack 2 years ago
Hehe... Sweet
Suomio 2 years ago
Absolutely awesome! Excellent work.
Adorno1 2 years ago
Hehe, this mod was a stroke of brilliance, my friend!
HerbyWolfMan 2 years ago