Are you a Psychopath? A personality test

[TzeffNL]

Hey, gardenspoon! Enter your text HERE: 2:54

[TheCaptainLulz]

I scored 1, but I am clinically psychotic, so I expected to score more. Id talk to the giraffe any old time.

[Mysticalrozzi7]

LOL!

[breeeegs]

I couldn't figure out the answer so I killed my wife. Do I win?

[MalfatoIII]

you r an idiot

[edwardsson777]

If you really want to know how psychopaths think and feel check the video "freedom from conscience -- psychopaths."

[acarli1]

so stupid



[SkullyHippie]

I scored 1

[MickeyLove01]

This video made me so angry that I sanctioned a fight between my right and left hands. Early on, the left hand got the advantage but later on the right hand [the stronger one], resorted to pinching and using methods of distraction by involving my penis.

[G58]

Fake scottish accent. Disturbing personality traits.

[1Mperios]

I'm one point away from being a psychopath, I'll be talking to a giraffe tonight. Wish me luck.

[mrscience1000]

Hmm I might carve my name In my arm now

[prschuster]

I'm dangerously sane. Don't nobody try to troll me or I'll... well I'd rather not say...

[Ebvardh]

I gravitate around each of the 4 cluster B disorders. I seem to stick more to Histrionic than Antisocial, but when I get annoyed and moody, I act like someone who has Antisocial.

I certainly have all it would take to make a psychopath, but I guess I haven't sunk that far yet.

[deadpandadolls]

you've got a cool sense of humour :P

[LidaAsh]

i kept on skipping part to see if there really was something interesting - which there was not 0.o

[gardenspoon]

@LidaAsh The video is only three minutes long; you have a very short attention span

[LidaAsh]

@gardenspoon no, its the attention i don't pay to videos such as these -.-

[Enzo2284]

@gardenspoon No LidaAsh is right.This is satire.and not very good at that,but I guess this is the best you can do with a subject this sensitive...

[kungfoolai]

lol i thought this was a Serious test until i seen the first Question lol..

[theamvgirlx]

I DEFINATLY do the Gordon Brown one! XD HAHA!

[KaryuBunny]

I need to go into politics then XDDD I can't get over the makeup he has.

[MrPimpzona]

If this man is still alive, and has not been killed by a felow sociopath, I fell our kinda are growing soft

[enzocam93]

I got a 1. The carpet one is what got me =]

[OhMyGodEinhornIsAMan]

I'm a psychopath! Well, not the bad kind, but the kind that's edgy and cool in a mysterious way.

[UjjijjU]

have you ever wondered how to edit without skipping frames and making the audio go out of sync? lol...

[gardenspoon]

@UjjijjU No, there must be something wrong with your flash player - it's fine here

[BeerDeLaRute33]

Don't pick on me just because i'm a one-pointer. Giraffe statues make for very interesting conversations. ^^

[CHRISTMASBASTARD]

The reason why we joke about these things is because there so bloody awful that its good to just laugh about it.

[CHRISTMASBASTARD]

I love your comedy lol... I can see your a genuine guy and I am not telling you like some spiritual therapist but I am very intuitive and I have had a relationship with a someone of that sort of mind and its like there day to day life... this is a joke fair enough and you just move on to something else and sometimes look back at this but these sort of people make the shite you see in these stupid films come to life and a part of you naturally wants to care for them but they take advantage. :(

[Celizamite]

Brilliant!  I scored 9.7, because i only ever drink light milk, in order to sleep after gouging my eye? Am i alright?

[gardenspoon]

@Celizamite Hey cool - decimal places :)

[elliottskl]

@gardenspoon i got 10 . >8(

[voncoolio]

I got 'yes' to all ten questions, what do I do?

[gardenspoon]

@voncoolio Probably get yourself booked into a hospital ;-)

[detubator]

This video hasn't that much to do with psychopathy.

I wonder do you know what a psychopath (AKA sociopath) is?

[gardenspoon]

@detubator Yes, I know what one is, this video isn't supposed to be taken seriously. Nice try.

[MrKakadoie]

@gardenspoon Did you know I found this rather funny... But you should but careful cuz' unhappy sociopaths can be kinda dangerous to mess with, and their ego is big enough so they like looking what they can find about themselves... And that's how I saw you're video... Except I'm happy

[gardenspoon]

@MrKakadoie I'm glad you're happy, but just because someone is unhappy it doesn't mean they can't have a little amusement - mind cheer them up...

[59525354]

i do have physcopathy but i dont go around doing crazy things

[gardenspoon]

@59525354 I see, you must be very good with your medication then? :)

[MrKakadoie]

@59525354 Are you a sociopath or a psychopath... Personnaly I'm sociopath and I always wanted to know a Psychopath... (even tought about trying to find myself a psycho girlfriend)

[pinkfreud62]

I don't know if I'm a psychopath or not, but I do love Scottish accents.  :)

[gardenspoon]

@pinkfreud62 Well, my Scottish accent isn't very good, it's about as convincing as my beard :)

[smellydee]

loll :P

[plasteg]

Worst video, like, ever? LOLZ

[gardenspoon]

@plasteg I wish it was - I'd have millions of views then... :)

[Hegemonia20]

WTF??

[gardenspoon]

@Hegemonia20 World Tramp Fetish?

[mennella2000]

On a lighter note: Keep posting your funny clips. :)

[gardenspoon]

@mennella2000 I will :)

[mennella2000]

Gardenspoon, study psychpathy and schizophrenia, you thick piece of shit.

[gardenspoon]

@mennella2000 Ok...what for?

[warhawk927]

i got 0 lol

[064panik]

i got a 7

[lynnej1970]

rofl i got a 1

[Hallenena]

i think i'd got 9 points o.o D:

[ItalianWarrior777]

No, I'm not a psychopath

[Skatingismylifestyle]

fuck...10...=(

[WolfmasterJW]

is it a little wierd i got a 9?

[aljennes]

Hilarious!

[gensweet1997]

lolz i got 2 hehehe this vid is very amusing!

[SoulH1]

Nooooooo i got 0 i'm too stable. :D

funny tho i'll send this to my possible psycho friends

[matyus111]

your not psycho your just a fuckin knobhead!

[gardenspoon]

I didn't make this video to find out if I were a pschopath... do you get confused VERY often?

[NaeJoy]

This guy is a psychopath.

[gardenspoon]

What me...?

:)

[TheCharleycat]

lol

[gardenspoon]

:)

Thanks

[cowboyfrmh3ll]

I got 10 :O

[gardenspoon]

Oh that is bad...

:)

[Williamwallace0]

dont think the accent is real

[gardenspoon]

No, it's not real, not in the slightest

Thanks

:)

[Williamwallace0]

after watching another video i noticed lol :S

[1992kriss]

I got 1 and think its the best you can get!

[gardenspoon]

I think you are right,

Thanks for watching

:)

[shivkite770]

do you ever make extremely forgettable youtube videos, and then hope people reply positively to make yourself feel better?

[gardenspoon]

Is that a question to add to the list of psycho questions... or are you just being rude because you haven't made any videos...?

;-)

[shivkite770]

well this is awkward.

[Kraig00]

I got 1/10....... question 6 yes

[gardenspoon]

I see, it's not Fred West is it... ?

[Kraig00]

Nope, the other two.....:(

[skelpiterse]

why the fake scots accent

[gardenspoon]

Because we like to use accents, not going to pretend we are any good then though...

[keirlikesbeer]

skelpiterse: why play world of warcraft?

[abbeyharry1952]

Would like to know the answers to this one LOL

5*****

Thanks for sharing

Keep  Smiling

[unclepeanut123]

just out of curiosity paul, what was your score??

[gardenspoon]

Oh I didn't take this quiz; it's bloodt stupid ;-)

[delboy1978uk]

lol i wont tell u my score! lets just say the judge will be the judge of that! :-o (no joke either thanks to my wonderful ex)

[gardenspoon]

Now that is confusing... but thanks ;-)

[delboy1978uk]

'tis a long but hilarious saga but i wont tell you about it here!

[alzebub666]

We've probably done most of those things but we were all too drunk to remember ;O)

[gardenspoon]

Things you do when drunk don't count ;-)

[hahainyurface09]

pshh u hadnt never been drunk bro

[GemIsBack]

Score one! But I still think am insane...am gonna go eat some carpet now...cheerio!

[gardenspoon]

You're a 'carpet muncher'?????

;-)

[GemIsBack]

Hahahaha you wish ;)

[MadMonkeyBoy08]

Very Good!

I Got 1 And I'm Fine ... Though You Probably Can't Tell That From My Videos LOL

[gardenspoon]

Let me guess; you send hate mail to GB, but vote Labour too ;-)

[MadMonkeyBoy08]

OH GOD NO!

No To Both Of Them lol.

I Would Never Vote For Labour.

And I Would With the Hate Mail But I Never Do It So It Would Be The Horoscopes lol

I'm All for The Conservatives.

[InsatiableBlonde]

lollll I'm sane. thanks be:))

[gardenspoon]

Oh good, I was beginning to think that I was the only one...

:)

[mikedelgado8888]

LOL VERY FUNNY

[gardenspoon]

Thank you

[mikedelgado8888]

welcom man great channel!!!

[xxladyfairxx]

damned i must not be a psychopath, but crazy suits me lmao

[gardenspoon]

Oh yeah... ;)

Thanks Ruth

[xxladyfairxx]

oh yeah your welcome lol

[dogdigger50]

can't all be sane you know . just because i like to bbq cats and eat maggots that crawl on the remains does not make me crazy

[gardenspoon]

No that means that you are disgusting David ;-)

[xxladyfairxx]

yes he is lmao

[gardenspoon]

I bet he really does eat maggots too :)

[xxladyfairxx]

na well not that i know of lmao

[gardenspoon]

I think David should do a challenge video, where he eats maggots!!

[SporeDotCam]

Nope, I'm not one! :P

[gardenspoon]

Good for you Spore ;)

[jondavis1234]

I answered ''yes'' to half of those questions! Does this mean I'm a psychopath?

[gardenspoon]

Only slightly...

[U48]

i got 4 but i dont want to try politics... :(

[gardenspoon]

OK, a borderline nutjob, nice ;-)

[U48]

but i do work at tesco's if that counts ;)

[gardenspoon]

Hmm, that depends on if you do it out of choice, but 'every little helps'....

[TwistedTrainWreck]

oh yeah, seems obvious now XD yes i did notice ;)

[TwistedTrainWreck]

oh sh*t i replied on the wrong comment, whoops XD

[gardenspoon]

Yeah that's what muppets do not psychos ;-)

[gazmetal]

Cat litter for shaving. Ee by gum!

[gardenspoon]

Somebody must do it...

[TwistedTrainWreck]

i got 8, but i shall never put the gun down >:] mwahahahahahaha

[gardenspoon]

8? Wow you are scary dude!!

[TwistedTrainWreck]

acctually its 7 since i didnt put semen in the milk but its pretty damn close XD, i havent used cat litter for shaving and i havent hit a friend and burried them in the garden either ;)

[gardenspoon]

Well did you notice, I used a garden spoon for my video... ;-)

[TwistedTrainWreck]

i dont know what a garden spoon is XD

[gardenspoon]

A shovel, or a spade, a spoon for digging the garden...