Coffee Shop (Jake and Amir)

[MrHotDogVender]

The break dancing made me think of Michael from the Office.

[DdRdjN1cK]

does anyone else notice that everytime amir falls coins fall out of his pockets

[MrSquishy543]

Amir's pretty fly for a white guy.

[buddynkoda]

why does the advertisement at the end of the video always make me think of jake and amir going on an island vacation together?

[Typhanie89]

Amir *

[Typhanie89]

Amit was hilarious in Harold n Kumar btw

[MsBecky1989]

he's got a nice butt...

[rickneil01]

It's cool to see them actually outside the office. Most Jake and Amir episodes would start off with the two just describing what happened:

"Hey, can I borrow $5?"

"You already borrowed $5 this morning at the coffee shop."

"Okay, but that's because the clerk lady didn't take credit!"

"You didn't offer credit! You tried to pay in BREAKDANCE."

"Yeah, $5's worth exactly.... Give or take, 10."

"Then it's not exact."

Etc etc etc.

[mnkittel]

@rickneil01 - "Exact bitchliness."

"Why did you even come with me if you didn't have the money?"

(high pitched whine) "I needed the coffee!"

"You didn't even order coffee, you tried to order two jack and diets and a vodka cran."

"No..."

"When she reminded you that they don't serve alcohol you called her a bitch..."

[rickneil01]

@mnkittel Hahaha, exactly!

[gamerlover787]

Way to take advantage of the situation, Jake...

[minimaxattack]

just ten more to watch so close!

[ashleimilligan93]

Why did Amir have so many coins in his pocket? LOL

[shahogner87]

@ashleimilligan93 because he's a jew lol

[Frizbez1411]

Amir reminds me of Mark Watson...

[doddlecuddle]

@Frizbez1411 With the Glasses and Beard right?

Lol, I can sort of see it too

[tiamta]

STARBUCKS IS GOING TO START SELLING ALCOHOL NOW!!!

[createdmiracle]

Did anyone else see jake put money into the tip jar?

[pandy2323]

@createdmiracle that's the point, lol.

[MisterFro9]

piss off chronicle.....

[IhaveAnthropophobia]

Haha I wish something like this would happen when I go to Starbucks...

[endlessitaly21]

hahahahaha!!!!

[NikkerFilms]

if yall didnt know, the plug at the intro refrences amir being in harold and kumar 3d

[JaggarZF]

From a person who has it I`m pretty sure Amir has asperger's syndrome.

[DogoWar1197]

YEah jake went for a black chick

[cooldonkeyfish]

That's how I look when I breakdance at school dances.

[Mizzkatra]

lol jake asked for her number

[blisslovee11]

Amir's breakdancing seemed so adorable yet very stupidd xD

[rhinoh11]

Press 8, that was the position your mother made last night

[soloconnell34]

I love how he just started unloading his wallet into the jar at 1:42

[salrubz]

lol did u see jake like massively start tipping? LOL

[Joekerstudios]

@salrubz no his hand was behind the glass jar

[salrubz]

@Joekerstudios yes jake started tipping into the jar. r u srsly not able to see that...?

[Joekerstudios]

@salrubz oh never mind i thot they were refering to 1:23

[Tmanchannel]

I want a best freind like amir

[pugsforjames]

this was starting out semi-funny. Then he started dancing, and it call collapsed.

People should look at their video afterwards and be critical. Would take two seconds to realise it was boring and 14-year-old-silly that he does it.

[allolp]

@pugsforjames yeah i totally i agree, they have such high standars but this was just stupid and not funny at all

[lolcis27]

Who keeps their wallet in their front pocket?

[harrihu]

Press 7 for coins!

[mwinnful]

will you be my girlfriend hahaha

[llama9274]

Where the fuck is the cannabis?

[Andrehippie12]

Why didn't she give Jake her number?

[metalfuk1]

Jake and Amir are the opposite of funny. This shit blows

[infinitexpmax]

i hope to god collegehumor clear the set from any stranger before amir do the break dancing

[rhinoh11]

uncle sam doesn't even put lube on before he fucks you. haha

[oMrzubier]

why would a jew call a black woman a bitch for the first time in the series ?

[LAlakerable]

@jeanismohamed Who are you my teacher.?!?I DON'T CARE

[yamarati]

thank you for getting the humor back in to these skits

[maxbabybaby]

By the way I did go see the movie and you were awesome amir

[AuRevoirTune]

@maxbabybaby How much of the movie was he in it?

[Facehead090]

Poor Jake, didn't get the number. Still, classic J and A.

[TheJerry220]

*long awquard silence* jake- can I have your number?

[iheartMRLambert]

She looks like riiannah

[CurlyQDubs]

LOL at Dime Drops

[nrlrocks2]

i would of made an arrow to the knee joke, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Arielo36]

@nrlrocks2 STOP THE FUCKING MEME

[LaylaAdawieh]

Is anyone else crying bullshit on this one? A real Jew like Amir would never leave all these coins on the floor.

[TheHaloCEfan]

@LaylaAdawieh youre the only one crying over anything!

get the refrence? lol

[LaylaAdawieh]

@TheHaloCEfan Haha "Rosie's appointment" !

[JacktheJoker81]

I like how he had nickels for nickel beer night. They fall out when he dances!

[YoungMothafaka]

I love it when Amir say ,,Bitch'' :)

[MrAwkwardBoner]

Amir!! teach me those moves!!!!

[milno99]

"Uncle Sam doesn't even put lube on before he fucks us."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Bananasuit420]

@dopedfish1 Really man? Your on the internet, you have to realize that most people are actually retarded

[fartcakes231]

i used to brake dance like that until i took an arrow to the knee

[Dopedfish1]

@fartcakes231 If you want to make that joke, at least use proper grammar.

[mastamcmastaman]

who else noticed jake just dumping money in the tip jar

[videoaddict961]

That move at 1:35 was pretty awsome!! Lol

[chigeh]

When I read Coffeshop, I was thinking of a store that sells marihuana.

[superfez09]

Lmao at "uncle Sam"

[Gh0stAssAssiN]

DUDE HIS IN HAROLD AND KUMAR 3 i saw it in 3D

[TheBigBallerG]

i wish i had moves like that

[IIErectieII]

now the dutch coffeeshop

[cjthebeast95]

coffee shop is where u buy weeed and amsterdam...if you want coffe you go to a cafe...what noobs!!

[AuRevoirTune]

@cjthebeast95 Too bad this isn't Amsterdam, it's New York.

[kuudez]

the girl before got a piece of pie, and something that wasnt espresso

[DarkAngel3753]

Jake and Amir have lost their funny...

[bboychimeric]

Saddest Toprock I've Seen In My Life 

[littleloe98]

When Jake was dancing he reminded me of me when i was like 5 trying to brake dance

[LAlakerable]

How much do you wanna bet she was creeped out by them :D

[jeanismohamed]

@LAlakerable How much do you wanna bet you're retarded :D

[LAlakerable]

@jeanismohamed HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET YOUR A STUPID MORON

[jeanismohamed]

@LAlakerable <---- "I USE THE WORD "STUPID" AND "MORON" TOGETHER BECAUSE I AM A GENIUS. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT "YOU'RE" IS USED FOR???

IRONY IS SOMETHING I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WELL "

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

Rofl I like how jakes keeps putting tips when amir break dances..

[mrpennaone]

Who else saw jake putting in tips at 1:44?

[GriffinStation]

press 8 over and over again

[ivyghood]

"he's gonna breakdance..."

[PeaceUdo]

Ok get this, I walk in here with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face! Ok so you know I got sprung and I wanted to pull up tight! Amir can pull me up as tight as he wants tho ;)

[XBOYZ45]

I like the atmosphere of coffee shops ... that's about it though . .

[JoslynSky]

lmaooooooo! check out my fanpage or videos with me singing or original songss ! also twitter!

[LayerHD]

What did i just watch?

[chemong12]

thumbs up if you thought this was about weed

[zomglog]

lol did anybody notice how much jake tipped the cashier while amir was dancing?

[jhunt123456]

@zomglog yeah wow... a whole 3 dollars... thats SO much.,..

[WhatIsThisThe80s]

thats #1 breakdancing, fuck the "costume"

[TheLastRogueAngel]

His breakdance was like a kid throwing a tuntrum in the store!

[BanannaGaming]

this is like watching step up 2!

[JCG35x]

I wish I had a friend like Amir. That would make me seem so much less awkward.

[abdinoor13]

@JCG35x most of my friends say im really hyper, & i act like amir \(^.^)/ i blame mtn dew

[jcool1234567890]

best breakdance eveeeer

[DubstepsMyDrug]

1:43 Jake is putting money in the tip jar

1:46 Jakes arms are crossed

<3

[parachutepants101]

I love how prolonged the breakdancing was.

[Lunarmoon67]

My friend Todd is like my Amir....he annoys the shit out of me sometimes but he means well.

[pjsandwitch]

those moves

[rezakhalilzada]

I wonder why you disabled comments on reverse booth kissing?

maybe because it was pure advertisement?

[WiNkWiNklol]

@ad1170 i think he was quoting the amir in the video, not asking what prohibition was..

[ad1170]

@WiNkWiNklol Ah dyslexia got the best of me :(

Well it's nice to know the education system isn't as bad as i once thought.

[jsterdawg72]

More troopers!!!!!!!

[GairBearProductions]

I like big butts and I cannot lie

[chicopluma]

i want a friend like amir

[Northstable1234]

jake and amir hasn't been funny since you made that short film, I watch these videos for the comments which are funnier, but arent funny at all. I hope you get this before someone else tells you this

[JakeTheFakeReal]

What is this, prohibition?

[ad1170]

@JakeTheFakeReal Oh dear god do some history sometime. The prohibition was a ban on alcohol years ago around 1933 it was what made the gang lord al capone famous as he would be the biggest smugeler of alcohol in chicago.

Always remember if you have a question google it don't ask youtube.

[puppyluveromg]

@ad1170 i think he was just quoting the video...

[thebeatlesa]

@ad1170 lol did you even watch the video that dude was quoting the video...

[JakeTheFakeReal]

@ad1170 Learn to read pauses, my friend. I was quoting Amir, as in "What is this,[pause] prohibition?" I should've used quotations, but still. It's wrong to assume that EVERY YouTube commenter is twelve.

[ilekaj1]

ADHD: amir has it.

[etpimp]

I clicked on this cause I though jake and amir went to a coffee shop meaning the coffee shop in Amsterdam lol

[neogenzim95]

amir has no shame

[BassmanCDL]

this isnt prohibition!

[NoPress7]

Cash? Credit? Or Breakdancing?

[amac3721]

epic dance scene, 1:22 - 1:47

[lolsebasstian]

@amac3721 thanks, i didn't catch it the first time through.

[OldschoolDresta]

/watch?v=7ZT3OEYwAH0 please watch !

[EpicWinFailVID]

who said all people with glasses are smart

[jobiniki]

Uncle Sam doesnt put lub on nefore he fucks us hahahahahaha

[highlyrevolved]

Is it wrong that the whole time I was checking out the Mazzer Robur and the Synesso Hydra?

[TheScrappyCocoz]

Faggs

[CIRCLECIX]

he's gonna breakdance...

[mscocorosie]

Damn that girl is hot. She looks like a better looking Rhianna.

[upbeatanime]

i like my women like i like my coffee, black and cash only

[foliefly]

As a barista, this just pisses me off, because I've dealt with customers that obnoxious.

[thatguy4091]

hey at 2:05 it says gullible at the top of the screen

[bettshouse]

@thatguy4091 you son of a bitch



[OoOImWithCrazyOoO]

@thatguy4091 FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[upbeatanime]

@thatguy4091 when i put you comment at the top, by scrolling down, it does! XD

also love how the video is only 2:01 long

[syrenia09]

@thatguy4091 OH GOD DAMNIT! i actually fell for that -_-

[gatoraidsU]

to everyone thinking youre gods greatest gift cause you noticed him putting money in the tip jar SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[webghost1000]

lol 1:44 ...jake starts feeding bills into the tip jar

[invinciblemode]

@Superwannabe16 He's Jewish. So in this case, the name Amir is Hebrew.

[GeoTelevison]

I like people like how I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.

[scampynoXP]

I like my coffee like i like my coffee, coffee.

[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

I like my coffee like I like my woman. With my dick in it.

[ruruandbennydoo]

@TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano so does that mean you like a burnt dick?

[aandrewwggilchristt]

@TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano board james reference? or did you get that from somewhere else

[ronoc9]

@TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano U Bastard! You ripped that from my mind!

[JonathanHallShow]

@TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano Bootsy!

[MrDallyingSalmon]

I like my coffee like I like my women, black.

[SoulsInsanity]

Mc Hammer reference! XD

[SuperWannabe16]

Amir is a Arabian or Persian name. So is Amir Arabian or Persian?

[AmayaNightRain04]

@SuperWannabe16

If you name an Asian "Juan", does that make him Hispanic?

[JackTheNotSoPure]

How is noone commenting on Jake asking for the girls number at a really inappropriate time?

[Nolavalamp]

He gas a butt ton of coins.. CUZ HE'S A JEW

[CrakerNation]

Was i the only one that saw Jake start stuffing cash into the tip jar ahaha

[JakeIsntFake]

Thats definately gonna put the edge on

[AdaamKyle]

What is this, prohibition?

[xdproduction123]

I didn't know Amir could do a coin drop ;)

[madman1497]

just kick the shit out of him seriously

[JRemedy323]

Lol in every video there is a look on Jake's face like "why do I hang out with this guy?"

[zoroark65]

Good to know I'm not the only one to do this at a coffee shop.

[JP91093]

wow fuck college humor sucks wtf happened

[Penoreo10]

Looks like he paid her in retardation, rather than break dancing, even.

[laalex98]

hey i just found out about taxes too

[2SeXiTANG]

amir.... "the FUCK??" u has crossed a new line of crazy which has caused me to drop the "what" in "what the fuck?" ur hilarious luv ya <3

its funny how jake still hangs out with amir even though he embarrasses him. but it just figured out why he stills hang out with him... its because next to amir, jake looks cooler, smarter, and hotter.

on the other hand i love them both equally cuz they both make me jizz my pants :D thanks guys

[oakvaleboys]

keep pressing 8

[flameballification]

what was that weird head jerk the cashier did after jake asked for her number at 1:46?

[AuRevoirTune]

@flameballification Because she was looking at Jake who was on the side and then Amir hit his head really hard so she looked forward.

[Stevo935]

Why'd that girl get handed an empty cup at the start of the skit?

[masterlijkebob1]

nooit ben je grappig kill