CandleJack Noir

[saffy10aKiray]

well he definitely isnt gunna take us to the magical world of candy and rainbows...

but he might murder eat or rape us.

[PigMasterMach1]

Candlejack???????? I'm not scared 8y so

[Zistheone2]

You shouldn't change the design for Candlejack. I know that a bunch of fans would ge---

[ew275x]

Candlejack is my Jack Noir's headca

[GooMusicGirl]

Is it just my phone or is the whole video screen fucked up D:

[Sneakythefox]

-SCREAM-



[Sneakythefox]

Daw John your so cuuuuuuute!!!!!!

[laggona15]

dave this is all ur fualt >:T know ik y ur bro doesnt like u 

[PortalShy]

C4NDL3J4CK? D4V3 WHO 1S TH

[Armydude1233]

New headcanon for third-prototype!Jack. Hello, boys~

[Wolfpetal]

@PKpaula425

Lol XD

[TheSonicfan1994]

So, let's agree to never say Candl

[PKpaula425]

jack be nimble, jack be quick jack jumps AND STABS YOU IN THE CHEST.

[RainbowLuuver]

Candlejack is a bu

[EctoPhantasmagoria]

That's beautiful.

[NameRetarded]

You retards, you're not supposed to put a dash after you say Candlejack.

...

Aw cra

[Liu484]

Is this from freakazoid? This gives me all sorts of feelings @u@

[ChristianTheDrabmol]

Candlejack. There I said it. I'm so cool not going along with a meme.

[Trollihara]

@ChristianTheDrabmol

Trying too hard.

[AnonymousOrangeJuice]

DAVE! STOP TALKING ABOUT CANDLEJACK! IT'S NOT FU-

[randomanimegirl789]

I'm pretty sure that's Jake, not John

[allytheotaku6]

I don't know why, but I feel like if John and Dave were little derpy kids, this would be them.

[TheInverlock]

Good ol homestuck.

[StevenDefoe8]

New headcanon for Jackspers Noirlecrow.

[picklesxrxkewl]

Oh please, everyone knows Candle Jack is just a load of h

[vampirekitty001]

uh, i didnt say that

i said, uhhhh

APPLEJACK!

[danidawg86]

I don't see what the big deal about candlejack noir is.

Wait.

I probably shouldn't have done th

[ToontownPinkplushes]

oh god its all headcannon and nothing hurts

[GirFan3443]

lololololololol

[TricksterUlric]

I don't what this has to do with a candle. Jack Noir is alre

[kyliegriffen]

New headcannon for John and Dave. I shit you not.

[Allahanna1]

Jack's so badass.

[RebelSkiichan]

Too bad Candlejack isn't perf

[ChorritosZafir]

CANON JACK NOIR VOICE EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

[Bloodveld]

tele-stab

[rainbowgasms]

CANDLEJACK? SOUNDS LIKE A TON OF BULLSH

[Bluecho4]

And not a crap was given that day. ;D

[SterreAcerbo]

Guys, you're doing it wrong. When you do the Candlejack thing, you can't use the hyp

[Wheeneshx3]

Guys your doing it wrong, when candlejack takes you you don't have time for the dashed symb

[TheWarnerSister]

They really oughta work that "SCREEEEAM" voice into the comic somehow. XD I freakin' love it.

(See? It IS possible to comment on a Candlejack video without doing that stupid "ohhhh he got me" thing. I did the impossible.)

(Oh.)

(Shi -

[OatmealAreYouCrazy]

candle jack is stupid. look, not cut of

[OMGilovegir]

HUGBEESHUGBEESHUGBEESHUGBEESHU­GBEESHUGBEES

[juditheria]

Candles in my Applejacks

[animecreatsthebody]

I guess typing in Candlejacks name also counts ...O CRA-

[MegaSmurfable]

Surely Candlejack can't take you when you type his na

[AwayFromMainstream]

Calm your tits, guys. Everyone knows that Candlejack isn't re-

[Zeekaice]

Candlejack gave me nightma

[Shenkkazoo]

I thought that Candlejack was just an urban lege

[TakoshidaEpikShinxz]

SO REALLY WHO IS THIS CANDLEJACK GUY, AND WILL HE COME T

[readysetemily]

like candlejack is even a real per

[Xii000]

real candlejack believes don't put the da

[VacarenRising]

I don't get why everyone's so afraid of Candlejack. It's not like he's real or anythi

[Pornographiceye]

INEEDANADULT

[KianaTheWarewolf]

Something about that screams pedophile but whatever.

[Cutebunnyanimator123]

I am freaked out now .. not why would I be freaked about some lo-

[animegrrl808]

What's all this nonsense about Candlejack coming to ki-

[haikutheoneandonly]

WAIT WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO THE FUCK IS CANDLEJACK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC

[good2goism]

Candlekrack.

[GwyndorPokemon13]

i actually see john telling karkat about candle. (lol technically didnt say it.) karkat needs to know who the earth villians are anyway.

[Wafflepal]

Haha! Candlejack. What a load of bolo

[Thunderthetiger74]

People and those halfcut Candle Jack jo-

[candyanime2]

...Headcanon Jack Noir voice.

[AmeKuruma]

This is amazing. Just. Yes.

[Coraliepengy]

*instantly adds to favorites*

Take all of my money.

[tri0link]

OMG! I didn't know candle jack came from freakaz

[Robloxmaker2313]

Btw,not to point it out,but Jack only has one arm.Other one is 1/8.

[Robloxmaker2313]

Ya,MAYBE he didnt hear it.Lol.Anyway,yep.He has internet.

[MotokoIsMe112]

I love Freakazoid, namely this episode. -Scream.- XDDD

[MyCookieRomance]

I have never even heard of this Candlejack thing before. What do

[MooseyFate01]

FREAKAZOID. :D

[Zombiesorgasm]

Newfags.

There is no dash in the Candlejack meme okay?

I swea

[Eagle0600]

@Zombiesorgasm: It's a meme, ergo it changes. Deal with it.

[Kodocha7]

I am so happy that someone finally did a candle jack homest-

[Tigriis12]

What happens if you WRITE Candlejack? Then he wouldn't hea-

[KasaneElly]

@Tigriis12 he has internet i guess

[shadowcatderek]

homestuck............

now in scream-O-vision

[emeffe]

Ha, CandleJack Noir. That's pretty cle

[theGameQueen]

Why are all the voices so perfect?

[billybobfred0]

Man, this Candlejack joke is sooo overu

[xXphotos4lifeXx]

Candle Jack sounds like a pedophile

[siscokidder]

@xXphotos4lifeXx compared to pedobear, candlejack is a saint.

[LazerIlitenter]

Oh, so he lets you type a dash before he takes you now? That's sure nice of him.

[sirawesoman]

@LazerIlitenter of course not, candlejack isnt th

[Theflameblast22]

hahaha, Candlejack is epic as fu

[who149]

This Candlejack thing is overdo-

[Shadowking640]

I'm so good at avoiding him. I don't ever say his name, just variations of it!

Candlejerk. Candlejockstrap. Cock-head jack

HAHA COME GET ME CANDLEJANET

[HoNkHoNk9001]

@Shadowking640 DONT.SAY.CANDLEJACK,YOU,FUC-

[Shadowking640]

@HoNkHoNk9001 NICE TRY CANDLECOCK

[datpanda46]

@Shadowking640 ....Pretty soon they'll be a Candle'Brad' XD

(Name the ref)

[vampirekitty001]

i luv just the voices ^__^

[aquirethefire7]

Oh the implications.

[JDroneX]

candlejack candlejack candle fuckin jack......(looks at watch) nothin hap-

[LetheSoda]

Dat adorable John...

[Akashiachan]

People, you'redoing the CandleJack thing all wro

[DroitChan]

DAVE! stop freaking john out.

this is fantastic. i love this.

[MegaLuigitube]

Jimmy Neutron?

[cherryberry160]

@MegaLuigitube Dude... this is freakazoid...

[epoose]

candlejack and then i finish my scentence.

[HoNkHoNk9001]

i love you for making this bro... FrezizoidStuck FTW

[Skypiesoup]

I cannot imagine John with anyother voice now.

[LifeDeathAndCats]

God, why is like no one even doing the meme right? Seriously, when Candlejack gets you, you don't use a -! Jegus pe

[justanotherotakuE3]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! freakazoid and homestuck thats just perfect, especially since you used the candlejack epis-

[SunnyTheBunny1]

Am I the only one that didn't say C-A-N-D-L-E-J-A-C-K...?

*whispers* Candlejack, y so-------

[TehSkinnyWhiteChick]

This has to be the most fantastic thing!

CandleJack. I see what you d-

[5minlatecomebacks]

@TehSkinnyWhiteChick Well, you should also know that if you say Jack Noir he stabs you at the end of your senten

[emberwing77]

Candlejack? Jeez guys, he's just a myth designed to scare kids and furthermo-

[elronman]

I like the fact that this is what I thought of when ever I first heard the name jack.

[xCiTrUsBaByx]

Wow, it's a good thing i didn't say Candlejack like those

[4649kasumi]

OMG ITS FREAKZOID!!!!

[tyigra]

Why is it that anyone who dares to make something about Candlejack always gets a ton of comments? It's like people just want an excuse to-

[rulerofsquid]

Hahaha oh man, homestuck and candlejack, that's pe-

[AltiasNom]

Aaaahahaha this is hilarious.

Nice job.

[lilMsanimefreak]

Oh no! Man I'm I sure glad I didn't say Candlejack. That would've.........

[Ludicrine]

Who's Candlejack? Never heard o

[dementis93]

I miss Freakazoid. ;__;

But Homestuck is awesome too.

[EBA273]

X2 FREAKOUT COMBO!!!!!!!

[emberwing77]

Why is this so perfect?

Oh god-

What is air?

[PrototypeClex]

I swear I will thumbs-down the next stupid Candlejack comment that I see post-

[SektionEi8ht]

-SCREAM-

[Soukou332]

Man, I love Candlejack so much, as well as Homestuck, so this is just a perf-

[ChaosBrix]

XD Well done. I'd -SCREAM- too.

[SethHisoka]

I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO.