Team Mates - Theo Walcott

[strop1997]

only Alex Song and Fabianski is your team mate now

[cool2t]

@strop1997 and van persie and others i cant think off right now

[iambroIyhaha]

Write down "Fabianski Dance" on the search bar. There is a vid of him and Djourou haha!

[mcdelive]

All the Arsenal players find Eboue funny.... Its a shame us fans booed him out of Arsenal...!

[SuperGooner15]

My greatest regret in life will be never meeting Emmanuel Eboue :(

[Afr0Afr0]

Whos the longest in the shower? I dunno man. lot of africans on that team.

[bigbluedog0]

"im quite long myself."

[tedgrileem]

the longest in the shower?

all black guys?! he must misunderstood the question :D haha

[Ghanaman15]

EBOUE!! that is all

[LouisaaG]

"I'm quite long myself" Hahahaa



[DeathSam156]

Man, i wanna meet eboue now.

[C0TDAMNYAMANHOV]

Bit harsh on Song..didn't even say it in a jokey way LMAO

[UniversalStar2000]

Thoe please marry me :P

[A8denour]

looool @ 1:36 'i saw lucasz fabianski dance the other day, nd it was shocking really i dont wanna see it again.' btw if you want to watch fabianski dance go to the end of this video /watch?v=4Pdi83i_StM

[edpwalters]

"I'm quite long myself" lol

[InamTV]

LOOOL at fabianski comment

[bemenat]

I love Theo Walcott. He just seems extremely sweet :)

[Swizzyyyy]

Alex Song is so kicking his ass later...

[NbG8Luka]

'Senderos, he speaks five or six different languages'

HE'S FROM FUCKIN SWITZERLAND ITS NORMAL THERE

[Rossoneri421]

Theo Walcott is the quickest guy in Arsenal :)

[Jiyaijo]

Who's the LONGEST in the shower? Hahahhaha none of the players got that! I would say ME DUH.

[SouldierOne]

does no-one understand the irony behind the question who's "longest" in the shower?!

[delonwest]

I'm quite long myself lol

[jepper511]

Senderos's five different laguages... let me guess. English, Swiss, German, French and italian? :p

[aidemakedonia]

@jepper511 he speaks Serbo-Croatian his mom is from the former yugoslavia, swiss is not a language, jsut a dialect

[0yvind0491]

@aidemakedonia They do learn three languages at school, apart from English. Italian, German and French are the three main languages in the country. So 4 just there.

[aidemakedonia]

@0yvind0491 ya but 98% of Swiss only will speak one of those 3 plus english. Senderos speaks french (since he has a french accent and he's from geneva) portuguese (his dad is portuguese) Serbo-Croatian (mom) english and i don't know what other languages.

[ostime14]

i think theo is the only one to understand the questions 'who is the longest in the shower?' ;)

[StuartGilliganGriff]

@ostime14 That isn't supposed to be a dirty question you fucking retard.

[ostime14]

@StuartGilliganGriff omg u bellend i know that it was joke, stop cussing

[minfrom]

they all sayed eboue is the best dancer and joker damn he must be really nice to be around with

[TheThomosexual]

@minfrom Eboue is a dumb ass. Cost us the title.

[minfrom]

@TheThomosexual am a arsenal fan but i got a quetion for do u really think that he cost us the title i mean is there nothing else to blame

[TheThomosexual]

@minfrom I do know that he wasn't the only one to blame. The whole team bowed out with a whimper, but that was a mistake an elementary kid playing football would make. Don't need such average clowns like Eboue at Arsenal.

[JJFlare]

Aawww, little theodore

[EmmaDilemma007]

I love Theo! He seems like a genuine nice guy (and hes cute).

[bbguy17]

Everyone talks about how awesome Eboue is, I wanna meet him!

[Frredddyy]

phillip sendoros best defender he says.. hmm

[DonforDead]

I don't think Theo understands what 'longest in the shower' means

[Stevieboy74]

@DonforDead - "I'm quite long myself actually" - lol...big up Theo, you tell them boy!

[sweeties157]

@DonforDead what did they mean? i think i know but im not sure

[DonforDead]

@sweeties157 Longest dick, but it's made out to sound like who takes the longest time to finish washing in the shower, so it's kinda a trick question.

[sweeties157]

@DonforDead ah ok...i thought it was that, just wanted to make sure...thanks :)

[StuartGilliganGriff]

@DonforDead No they don't mean that you freak.

[DonforDead]

@StuartGilliganGriff Yes they do you bellend;

[StuartGilliganGriff]

@DonforDead No they dont you sick fuck. Like they would know! This is Soccer AM not the gay show. WHAT A CUNT!!

[DonforDead]

@StuartGilliganGriff It's a double entendre. A meaning of a sentance sounded to mean one thing but can also mean another. It's a trick question.

[DerrenBrown100]

@DonforDead They don't mean it like that dude. That's nasty.

[makedatchedder]

@DonforDead i dont?

[theboytheycallkenny]

arsenal players would do more in the shower than just chat

[kyle31992]

adebayor ahaha

[jac1318]

lol WHOS THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER???? REALLY? lololol prolly the africans... lol im sorry that was too fucking ridiculous

[DLPlatinum]

@spartanhelsinki nope

[xIIJoshIIx]

Fuck me Toure's tackle is timed to perfection and awesome

[bobthespin]

hahahahaha song

[19EHR96]

Damn man, Toure's tackle was beastly :D

[il2rock]

hes too young to understand the shower question

[DerrenBrown100]

@il2rock Why would a footballer wank in a shower?

[churchjamespeter]

@DerrenBrown100 they wouldnt you derren brown freak

[G00n3r4Life]

@il2rock i think he understood

[Empress0081]

He is so honest, insulting song as being dumb... But i love you Wallcot!!!

[joshie1350]

Im a Liverpool fan and i love this guy i always want to do well and score. Except against my team ovcourse haha

[reinout050]

awesome vids keep it up :D

[SimonTheGoalie1]

1:50 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!! :D

[DLPlatinum]

"the best trainer has to be phillipe senderos, because he always wants to win" lolololol

[spartanhelsinki]

@DLPlatinum doesn't say he always DOES win though haha

[damod15]

apart from my self hahahaha lad

[heartbr0kenkid]

omg, his skin, its so clean and perfect!

[haris1says1no]

lol man city now got kolo toure, yaya toure, adebayor, de jong, kompany and patrick viera. they must be the longest in the showers lol.

[razhidiz]

"Quickest player... apart from myself" :P

[spartanhelsinki]

why do they ask the shower question?...

[chelseaforevah]

@spartanhelsinki they're apparently gay!

[mossy121c]

@spartanhelsinki Its a joke question that not everyone gets..............youtube thierry henry team mates.............he gets it

[spartanhelsinki]

@mossy121c yeah i've seen the thierry henry question, and i obviously understand it's a joke-- who's the "longest" in the shower. it's still a weird thing to do lol

[mossy121c]

@spartanhelsinki Sorry I thought you didn get it. Yeah i suppose its a bit strange, its making fun of the stereotype of the stupid footballer and most of them fall for it :)

[spartanhelsinki]

@mossy121c haha yeah i guess it does a good job of that, most of them are foreign though, so it's a little unfair!

[asharfina4186]

um, I'm not sure Theo got the last question. Theo's wayyy too polite :D lol

[haris1says1no]

@asharfina4186 i think he did lol

[Alexandervas123]

Everyone says that Eboue is the best joker and dancer!

[gunnerscrazy]

Good video

[haris1says1no]

lol eboue is funny

[iiNGRiiDPA0LA]

His british accent, oh my.. its orgasmic xD!!!



[Super1Ravio]

"Senderos can speak five diffrent langauges and he translated for the club"

So that s why Wenger kept him at the club.

[fluffymole0913]

@Super1Ravio Swiss people are usually great Multi-linguists. My German teacher is Swiss, he speaks English, German, French, Italian and Spanish. He is also learning Chinese Mandarin off of one of the other teachers at Lunchtimes lol.

Senderos was Fabregas's only friend at Arsenal in the early years, because Cesc didn't speak English and nobody else but Senderos spoke Spanish :)

[Defron95]

@fluffymole0913

It's because in Swiss we speak Italian, French and German,so at school we learn 4 or 5 languages with English and Spanish

[nickngsl]

@Super1Ravio wenger speaks 8, or 9, or something like that :)

[DanielHellRasor]

EBOUE SHOULD GO TO ENGLAND GOT TALENT TO SHOW HIS DANCING SKILLS

[magnusak1]

walcott is the fastest player lol, he is sooooo fast! its like swooooooooooom! there goes walcott!

[stevenbooii420]

haha, this has to be one the best answers to the,, who is the longest in the shower question.. xD, im quite long in there haha, be more funnier if he understood the question but lol

[MrGeneral1990]

when theo say gallas is the biggest moaner, is gallas going to attack someone when man holds him back or is he trying to celebrate or something.

[DiNozzo1000]

@MrGeneral1990 I was thinking the same thing :-D

[chelseaforevah]

@MrGeneral1990 apparently Arsenal has this voodoo against Birmingham and they were tying the game 3-3, Eduardo broke his leg and Gallas was so frustrated, he tried running out of the stadium!

[BJCURRIVAN]

Who was toure tacklin whe theo says hes a hard man?

[seniamor]

Everyone just loves to pick on Song ;). He looks slow and like 'whaaaaaaaaaat?' but I am sure he's smart becayse otherwise he wouldnt be at arsenal

[generalmirth]

Gallas? A moaner? Never!

[SportyDoll1]

Fabianski - bad at dancing, bad at goalkeeping (Y)

[Zaksenal]

@SportyDoll1 shut up

[seanway123]

asking theo walcott who is the quickest is like asking zidane who is the most skillful

[S4nchoo]

Fabianski ^.^

[TehJoeJr]

Lol @ how he disses Alex Song...And the picture kinda fits to Walcott's description

[alexlvnv1688]

@TehJoeJr Im sure song is kinda slow, look at him play and u will know why. he is so slow at reacting

[GabyRonaldoKaka]

He's soooo cutee!!

[SGTcrackey666]

Replace his answer least intelligent from Alex Song to himself. ROFL

Longest in the shower ahaha

[bubblesxoxo1234]

I wonder if he's watched this to know that he said "Well I'm quite long:" haha :)

[bienfait44]

SO IT LOOKS LIKE MY FAVOURITE PLAYER NOW IS EBOUE. is the joker and the best dancer NICE!!

[huslette]

love his accent... he's so cute!

[NFTH7]

"I think Adebayor is quite long in there..."

Yes, we could have guessed.

[MILSHAPE]

@hengdeg12

What you sorry for? you didn't say nothing wrong.

But just for the record Theo's going to marry me some day! :)

[scouserdoyle]

there are a few who are quite long in there hahahahah

[MrBoobiTV]

Fabeski to much dancing which makes him shit, always dancing at home on the pitch dressing room the coach shower training shopping 

[davismburg]

hhi

[RonanKnows]

I get the feeling Walcott is a bit uptight and takes things too seriously... I don't know.

[hazardous1990]

@RonanKnows

no hes just polite.

[tenseman08]

lol..i don't think theo will ever play well under capello..just the idea of playing under a manager who clearly said ur shit ...

[RGSMANIA]

@tenseman08 he never said he was shit, he clearly is very harsh when it comes to players not getting much play time which theo really didn't have last year. capello stuck with theo even after some of his less illustrious england performances. theo was looking sharp at barnet! then again he always can run like the wind

[wolborg2]

Replace dance with goalkeeping when he talks about Fabianski XD.

[farucdagoona]

adebayor nd toure probably stayed back to talk about running away

[lewdi333]

@farucdagoona Fuck Adebayor, Kolo's a ledge.

[farucdagoona]

@lewdi333 yea......adebayor is crazy and sucks ass. only a faggot would stay laughing throughout a whole match. kolo has done a lot for us.

[gtjet1]

lol poor alex song ... nice video btw :D

[kelsycole]

hes right..everyone has said eboue is funniest, must be a cool dude. Hes one of the few who misunterpreted the last question.. bless his innocent mind

[jedigooner]

theo says without modesty that hi is the "longest" in a shower )))

[JDoTMaN1991]

i'm quite long myself...lool

[mrwindonchild]

1:14 how funny does song look :D

[1983honey]

course adebayors long. hes hung like an elephant, apparently

[u20gilpinj]

haha theo: ''im quite long''

[zzzzhen]

hey if anyone knows the name of this song, please 'reply' to this comment! thanks a bunch!

[Flashworm]

The Song is "East end Blues" by Leon Jean Marie

[zzzzhen]

@Flashworm thx alot! i actually thought it was knockdown by alesha dixon. both of em sound so similar

[hazardous1990]

what a ledge

[ExplosiveNature]

"i saw lukas fabianski dance the other day and it was shocking i dont wanna see it again really." LMFAO i cracked up at this, Walcott FTW ;D

[toxicrat72]

hahaha Toure and Adebayor are quite long in there:D that's why they both went to MC

[WhatxUxWantxMexToxBe]

as i was watching, i thought now they're both wasting MC's money in the shower...great minds?

[shottawayne]

quite long in there

LOL

THEEEEEEEEOO

Name of my unborn son tbh

come on you gunners!!!!

[SkylinePigeonMusic]

"i saw lukas fabianski dance the other day and it was shocking i dont wanna see it again really." lol

[13charachters]

That last question is so suss.

[ozua47]

@GuruMarv i like dat, no offence charlotte

[GuruMarv]

and yes nobody cares.

[strangeroffaith]

Alex Song's face is so jokes mann lol

[14Jibbs14]

what does "long in the shower" mean?

[goingforthewin]

@14Jibbs14 taking a long time to shower

[jackyv08]

@14Jibbs14

Its an inuendo. The assumption is that it means "Who takes the longest time in shower", whereas the joke is "Who's the longest in the shower" penis wise. Who's got the longest cock basically.

[PopaNo1Z]

who has the biggest willy.

[mtlakaso]

@PopaNo1Z

you are naughty.:DDD

[wadi0head]

i know, i thought its genitalia. but apparently its time spent.lol

[mtlakaso]

@14Jibbs14

a good question.lol

[mizkaterpyl]

his face is soooooooooo smooth!!

[nethz1]

aerodynamic! no wonder why's he so pacy

[ballfoot12]

i know

[Seatimer2000]

lol i always did think Song was a bit slow... all fo his answers r pretty spot on... and 'long' in the shower? wow...random Q... but pretty funny...

[TriniGoonerChic]

Love Theo, he's soooo hot!

[dasoulbird]

SO SEXY!!!!!

[m3vangel]

love this guy who0p,, hehe

[gunnerglory]

Adebayor and Toure are "long" in the shower lol!!!

[noedig1000]

ya im from toronto n the first time i heard that i was like wow i didnt know he was suppose to be checkin lol i guess its just uk word phrasing

[aleccful]

this is the best teamates coz theo answers every questions

[TechGuyatNY]

HAHAHA i love the pic they showed of alex song when theo said he was the least intelligent

[ImCreepingDeath1991]

"i'm quite long" hahaha

[TheArsenalfc101]

@ImCreepingDeath1991 i think he misunderstood the question haha

[oskarwernersson]

adebayor, kolo.. there's quite a few of us who are long in there. What is he talking about? HAHA

[rostant999]

when they asked who is the "longest" in the shower I thought they meant something else

[Naberius7]

they do lol

[slowholdup]

dyu see that tackle

[mrvolax]

we need walcott back. add some pace to the right side. rosicky is good too, but walcott gives us that extra speed.

[AnndraMA]

what a tackle!

[wacko9119]

senderos

haha

[vvmusketiers]

whats the song on the background?

[Jazze2k]

Read info!!!

[arsenalfanforlife]

look at the liverpool players face on 0:50 thats fear

[sojourner19]

Agger doesn't know fear. :)

[charliesplinter]

lol at the long shower takers lol

[mrlarskrimi]

lol

[MisteryMan0001]

Thers quite few of us that are long in there............

[tomo18kent]

cheers sirpingo gd lad

[TheOceanGroup]

Senderos speaks 5 languages?? thats impressive