DAVE MUSTAINE Autobiography Reading by "Dave Mustaine"

[x1Jesse]

That over the top Hetfield impression is unbearably funny.

[x1Jesse]

Oh grow up you humourless fanboys. They're joking. Get over it. Go back to butchering Tornado of Souls on your crass little flying v copies.

[TheLeoOfCostaRica]

This is fucking hilarious. And I like Megadeth.

...See, was that so hard?

[97warlock]

SO........was lars & james lying then about taking dave to NY & THEN kicking him out?? hmm

[blackheart103]

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Why do people take this so seriously?

[jackyeah00]

The funny thing is, Dave Mustaine is a black-belt in two different martial-arts

[believer06]

What would be funnier is if they were man enough to heckle Dave to his face. Sadly, that would never happen. That would take balls, and im not talking about the ones in their mouths.

[Godishs]

I love Dave Mustaine, and this is funny as hell! jaja

[MetalHead6486]

Carrots are my business and business is good

[blackheart103]

I'm eating chiclets right now, YEAH

[austin2460]

These guys are douche bags.

[MadMarko86]

So funny! :)

[Maidentallideth]

Wow... I love Megadeth.... and this was hilarious. You fanboys need to get a hobby and a sense of humor.

[1AngryCunt]

who has made better albums (more even) in the last 20yrs, not Metallica, they have not put anything out half decent since that . fuck.. what was it, the uhmmm, one with the plain black cover with a cow shit sitting in the corner", ohh thats it the " black (commercial :sell out:) album" - fucking posers.................

[1AngryCunt]

metal injection, WTF, three dog fuckers making fun of a musical god,

got me how these fucking dumb fuck have a job,

[bigbambo0m]

james' voice is perfect lol

[hunnuit]

there's 54 humorless deth fans out there

[wasewa1]

i love it, i could not stop laughing.

[hkreal38]

name of the song in the beginning?

[joshzelmer]

@hkreal38 lol...... for real?.... ^.^ its called 'Sweating Bullets' and its by 'Megadeth'

[hkreal38]

@joshzelmer Dude WTF! Lol the sweating bullets one I have downloaded definitely does not have that intro lmao I must have gotten ripped off cause I've heard Sweating Bullets like a million times on my iPod haha but thanks anyway man

[joshzelmer]

@hkreal38 I noticed the music vid starts where dave comes in on vox, there is a remastered that starts with like a a harmonized guitar part, and the original is whats played on here :) no problem!!!

[Warghost1000]

Odd, I don't remember Dave having the voice of an unemployed construction worker from the Bronx.

[Imsleazy666]

opie and anthony made fun of this, and now these guys make fun of it too. what the fuck is wrong with this world today, why is everyone all of the sudden making fun of Dave Mustaine? i guess the worlds turned into a bunch of gags or something.

[Titus2923]

Ridiculous?? You're the riduculous one asshole from Metal Injection..you must be in Metallica's pocket you sell-out. Fuck off and have more respect for your betters.Everything Dave has said over the years about Metallica has been proved correct. Dave wasn't the only one in the wrong, James and Lars were equally at fault, not the saints they were made out to be.

[45thundertrain]

hahahahahahahahaha I love Dave he is my favorite musician but this makes me laugh!

[Titus2923]

Wankers.Show more respect for a musical legend.

[thememoryremains100]

hello me meet the real me

[sc682941]

Lol!

[4600andy]

I read this book like Dave Mustaine would! haha

[COBWEBOWNZYA]

The ron voice was hillarious, however the rest wasnt, it was really uncool how you make fun of a reformed heroin addict, really makes you seem cool :p

[sociald73]

the book is really good btw

[ubaldeth]

hahahaha so fucking funny ,dave rules the world yeeeaaaahhhh!

[Jshnizzoor]

You suck.

[MrGeorgeSears]

These guys are retarded.

They should just shut the fuck up and enjoy the book.

[mike584]

44 people realized they were gay. :P

[Gpup4Lifez]

Haha they're funny because Dave Mustaine would kick their ass. He also has more money and talent than they ever will.

[aLevitatingPnut]

Come on guys, I love Mustaine and I think this is hilarious. Pull the stick out of your asses, this is funny shit!

[thememoryremains100]

metallica should replace hammett with mustaine...then we would get some good music

[meslayerdeth]

@thememoryremains100 but then megadeth would be no more

[MasterJB9]

First of all you all sound like complete idiots and second of all you are making fun of a good and successful autobiography! Just so you know.

[Turtlesnakemoose]

hahaha your dave impersonation made me shit my pants...

still mustaine rules

[FrostMechanic]

...There's so much more substance to this book.

[333Salvador333]

its funny but no.......-.- epic fail im only guessing hes a fat bastard like on goldmember austin powers

[137Supra]

@333Salvador333 they were talking about plutonium and shit, he probably IS a fat piece of shit

[333Salvador333]

wtf is up with dave biting the carrot?

[oyhe94]

she's scratching the car man, YEAH!!!

[moldyrck]

dont make fun of dave heres FUCKING AMAZING 

[dmal16]

ok so you guys are dissing on the very guy who made thrash metal what it is today. he is one fo the founding fathers of thrash metal. ignorant mother fuckers

[Chester1004]

Very funny.

You're making fun of the guy who:

- revolutionized thrash metal

- had huge influence on Metallica in early days

- went to rehab more then 20 times and never stoped writing music

- lost everything after he got kicked out and made band who surpassed Metallica

You guys are jerks, Mustaine has more talent in one finger then you people will ever had and instead of making fun of that book you should read it, its inspiring and you might learn few things if you are metalhead.

[shivkite770]

YOURE OUTTA THE BAND GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YEAH OOOOOOooooAH YEHEAH fucking lol

[Ubertron10k]

For those fucking whining, wtf is wrong with you, this is hilarious it's hardly a big dig on the legend that is Mustaine

[richardmoores]

This is so funny!

[blaklodge]

lighten up

[megadeth8592]

what kind of metal livecast makes fun of a fucking metal band??? Fuck you guys

[terracottapie]

@megadeth8592 Mockery out of love. Mustaine is a great great musician but he's also a colossal douche.

You can't have such a serious no-fun attitude about everything all the time.

[megadeth8592]

U guys r assholes Fuck Metal Injection

[Pariah666]

You touch him you're gonna have to hit me first! YEAH!

[Lays1992]

This is fucking hilarious ahahaha

[TheDeathSlyzer]

Definitely! You should release a full audio book in this voice!

[ElvisBluntman777]

ROFL i loved the book that dave wrote ...but this is funny as shit man, daves and james voice would sound exactly like that if they read it LOL

yer outta the baaa-ayaand yeaeah ooooh yippeeah!! LMFAO

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[tehgrim08]

this book is fucking mad

[ThePlanetmosh]

funny as fuck, the back of my head hurts.

[glennandgem]

These guys are cunts. Fuck you! Dave is God and God will smite thee down you set of shit heads!

[terracottapie]

@glennandgem Yeah, it's not like you take metal too seriously or anything.

[MrLukeimurdad6]

@terracottapie lol, i know right, so many people take this stuff seriously, its not meant to offend people

[leonel1993]

@glennandgem

Dave, is that you?

[LTDv50]

fuck these guys they take the fuckin meaning away from the words in the fuckin book! they think its a joke and the seriousness is lost because of they're fuckin laughter and stupid accents! FUCK THESE GUYS!

[CtrlRm]

These guys are corny

[grimbrand91792]

You just spent 10 minutes making fun of a good autobiography.

Do you feel cool?

[Barbatruck94]

@grimbrand91792

It's funny, so shit it.

[againwerise12]

@grimbrand91792 How did you not find that funny? Lighten up.

[MrLukeimurdad6]

his autobiography is actually pretty interesting, but the voice just cracks me up.

[lachlanmornard]

Bought it yesterday, it's really good.

[johnohrt]

FUCK THIS WANKER TALKING SHIT!

[ConorSomerz]

Not even funny. Im waiting for this book to arrive here, and I think this totally spoiled it for me... fuck you guys. I dare you to have a 20 year drug addiction and come out on top of it all

[LTDv50]

@ConorSomerz FUCKIN AMEN DUDE HELLYEAH. get the book trust me youl get the real scoop reading it alone, fuck the guys reading it here.

[ConorSomerz]

@LTDv50 I sure did, I got the book right after that comment and it was AWESOME. i was disappointed at the end that it finished right before Ellefson rejopined the band, bit of an anti climax :( but a great book :)

[LTDv50]

@ConorSomerz think of it as this, the book didnt end yet.. life as we live it IS the rest of the book, this is the new chapter 8) ellefson's back, drovers still in, broderick is in, and the god- dave mustaine is still up and running, healthy and doing what he does best!

[MrMethadrine]

19 people r Dave Mustaine and his family...

[daniel245]

FUCK YOU YEAHHH UUUHHHA HEY YEAH

[xXTacticalPivotXx]

YOURE OUTTA THE BA-YAND. OOOOOHOOO. YEAH HAY!

[roflkopter92]

Now I start wondering what Ron McGovney really sounds like..

And James only says 'Yeah' after every sentence when he sings. When he talks he only laughs a lot.

[ReasonableRam]

This is what someone would do as a joke in elementary school. It gets old after the first sentence.

This is ridiculously boring and the hosts have no talent to be running a radio station.

[DimitriVHefley]

Terrible. DAVE FOR PRESIDENT!

[darius112]

Wow LAME i want my 2 min back

[Guitarist2095]

insulting to dave and metallica but funny as hell lol

[cynicown]

i actually cried from laughing. that impression is priceless

[gurung8888]

FUCKING FAT BITCH AND FAT SON OF THE BITCH.! IF DAVE WAS THER EHE WOULD HAVE MADE THEM SUCK THEIR OWN DICK!

[skateparkslayer]

You dumb fuckers wouldn't know thrash metal as is now if it weren't for dave. 

[megaluisdeth]

Booo fuck you!

[CHARMINOO]

Fuck this shit, a bunch of idiots trying to make fun of a great musician. U know, a lot of people will never listen to this shity show again... or whatever you call it.

F YOU!

[dakotadmh62]

This is what happens you have no respect for someone. He has fulfilled his dreams and become a millionaire, what are you doing? Making fun of someone you'll never even be half as great as.

[cynicown]

@dakotadmh62 half as great as a bitter old(ish) man whos contantly in and out of rehab?

[dakotadmh62]

@cynicown Yeah, half as great as a world renowned musician, someone who's changed many lives, and someone who has helped make metal what it is now. We all have our demons man. His were drugs. But he's been clean for several years now.

[cynicown]

@dakotadmh62 yeah hes a great musician and yeah he also played a large role in the evolution of metal as it is today, but that doesnt make this video any less funny. its not as if the accent in the video doesnt sound like dave. i just dont understand peoples animosity to somthing so light hearted. james hetfield is one of my idols but that daoesnt make their impressions of him any less funny too me. its not as though the video is laced with spite, its just a light hearted joke

[dakotadmh62]

@cynicown I thought the video was funny as well. My comment was to the people being serious about making fun of him

[sisforspencer]

this is not funny, fucking radio people they can all suck there own assholes nicely.

[LongLiveThrash]

Sure theres kidding around, but these guys are genuinely assholes.

[brenhouse]

I GAVE HIM A HIP-TOSS.

[ReXxRapTar]

Seriously I look at metal injection differently now.

[rla17fl]

you guys are fucking stupid. dave would kick your asses for this shit

[terracottapie]

@rla17fl Yes, Dave would kick someone's ass for breathing wrong. He's an oversensitive douche. That's kind of the whole point of this bit. Awesome musician, though.

[NoahFecks420]

Made me laugh so hard!!!! I would buy the audio book for everybody I know hahaha

[HVYMTLGUITARIST]

this fag sounds like randy "macho man" savage. nothing like dave mustaine. these guys must be metallica fans.

[seanecw123]

@HVYMTLGUITARIST Its a joke fag

[NeroAngelo616]

RELEASE. FULL. AUIDIOBOOK. NOW.

[teamwork1productions]

why is dave eating a carrot?

[CameronWasmund]

@teamwork1productions Why aren't you?

[Megalejou]

Lol!!!! he really makes the voice of mustaine!!!

[CameronWasmund]

@Megalejou Maybe if he talks like hes performing "Sweating Bullets" 24 hours a day. But he has a pretty normal voice.

[terracottapie]

@CameronWasmund Reading it in a normal voice wouldn't be very useful for a comedy show, would it?

[CameronWasmund]

@terracottapie totally it was fucking hilarious i wasn't bitching about it. I was just pointing it out to someone >.>

[AFNYOAQIS]

He released the book on my birthday. which is coincidentally also james hetfield's birthday. lol 

[Alexpro680]

James voice was funnny YEAH AHH

[babadef]

@Alexpro680 FUCK OFF! YEAH!

[full91Maiden]

hijo de puta!!! jajajajjaj le sale parecida la voz xD

[demonhunter1600]

Hahaha I'll come in with a heiroine needle hanging out of my arm I'm here for my reading hahaha

[MEGADETHTHRETH]

He sounds like Macho Man Randy Savage.

[MEGADETHTHRETH]

As a big ]v[EGADET]-[ fan, this is fucking hilarious.

[blackheart103]

You're out of the band, get the fuck out of heere! Get out! OUUU yeaahh.

Hahahaha

[funkymonkey0426]

for like 2 seconds i was like "oh come on, give mustaine a break" then after that i started laughing my ass off

[ohbobsagetpiss]

should be "read by 'Dave Mustaine'."

[Zefhyros]

Man the excerpts are hilarious XD

[chelsea00boss]

Not funny fatso

[RawwestHide]

James voice is funny, but James didn't talk like that until 88. You need high voice James.

[OllyStabler]

PLEASE make an audiobook! I ceeb to read this haha

[MrMetalHeadGuy]

Please do the entire book this shit is hillarious.

[MultiJeffthomas]

this book is actually great. but this made me laugh ''she's scratching the car man yeahhh'' lol

[HeadBanger32894]

Bought the book today and had it signed by Dave Mustaine :D

[HeadBanger32894]

One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[justkickinit69]

AND I WENT NUTS.

[SilenceOfTheLozenge]

Best impressions ever.

[psychobabblebull]

You're outta the band, get the fuck out!! YYEEAAAHH!!!

[superagnitio]

please record it as an audio book!!!!

[ai4281]

3D definitely sold the book for me. I bought it this morning!

[raven66614]

"I need chicklets right now YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" LMAO xD

[drgodsauce]

I'm eating Chiclets, YEA-UH

[badandy4452]

the funniest thing ever!! literally ROTFL!!

[seansirianni]

LOL! Love the 3D impressions.

[TheBigglenn311]

yeahAH, uuuuuuAHH, yeeeeiiiyeiiAHHHHH lmfao

[BlackDiamond351]

Dave Mustaine "Dog Whisperer" - New Series starts Monday at 9 on Bio

[Morgue007]

@BlackDiamond351 ....more like on Logo! And he can write doggie tips in Out Magazine!! HAHAHAHA!

[BlackDiamond351]

@Morgue007 hahaha

[a7x7636]

@BlackDiamond351 dont u mean BET? lol

[BlackDiamond351]

@a7x7636 i dont know? lol. it was just a joke...

[AlanLaBerge]

i must own.

[piccolo549]

this is great

[masterCm]

ROFLMAO... AMAZING!!!!!

[Necromancr666]

This was funny as hell! I love Mustaine and Hetfield.....they need to get over this bullshit.

[Ghostman7777]

@Necromancr666

They apparently already did, but we will see how long that lasts. ;)

[BlackDiamond351]

@Necromancr666 they have.

[junkyard31909]

Sounds like hes reading it while taking a shit

[uclafan1021]

I would buy this audiobook the day it came out.

[djakew77]

aaahh! my ribs. Goddamn. Too funny.

[jumpmanhat]

so good. soo fucking good.

[ButcheredChildren]

lmao Dave's such a joke

[seaman1737]

@ButcheredChildren your a joke

[Wetworks]

This is hilarious

[misconduckt]

ugh metal DJs always fucking suck, they never sound like metalheads

[heero7yui]

@misconduckt damn straight

[kaylor666]

@misconduckt how do you want one to sound? growling all the time?

[ECHOZss]

@misconduckt

Yes metal injection really needs to fire Rob :)

[jumpmanhat]

@ECHOZss lol, Metal Injection is Rob. that isn't an opinion, that's a fact.

[TheDirtyPoncho]

dave is the man

I am sure that half the book will be over-inflated eg