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  • "YOU DONT EVEN CARE DO YOU?"-----SHIT, I WOULDN'T DRINK WARM BUTT--WIPER EITHER--------SHITTY CHEEP BEER THAT FOAMS UP TOO EASILY.

  • another friday night

  • oh my god

  • You can add dude and brah onto every sentence in this clip and they wouldn't sound out of place whatsoever.

  • You can tell that right after loyalty he wanted to say "Dudeness" then "Brahness".

  • Not that ya dumb ffuuuuccckk!!!

  • If Crispin Glover was sitting next to me, I would be scared.

  • yA dUUm fuck, lol

  • IS THIS GEORGE MCFLY?!

  • This scene nails perfectly how Back To The Future would be if George Mc Fly was a metalhead...

  • LOL, this scene is funny as hell! Crispin Glover is a amazing actor.

  • The portrayals of these characters are much more similar to the people I grew up with and how they spoke and behaved than anything John Hughes ever directed. We watched Pretty in Pink and Sixteen Candles and Breakfast Club but we lived River's Edge.

  • Just saw him do Big Slide Show a couple of days ago. He is a truly incredible person.

  • it's awful acting, the accent is awful. i think anyone who thinks this was great is delusional.

    it seems like he was doing a tongue in cheek thing in retaliation to the awful script. "duck down goddamn you!"

  • @zackhanscom

    It's great, and it's bad acting. Crispin Glover is sorta genius like that.

  • @zackhanscom

    That how Crispin spoke in real life.

  • if Crispin Glover was sleeping he'd show more talent than most of the idiots on film

  • gosh hes so...cute n hot in this movie..too bad he didnt look like this forever:)..sigh...

  • son of a bitch DUCK DOWN!

  • Loves it !! CRISPiN = SXC

  • i hope they dont upset aunto, LOL

  • Every second of Crispin in this movie is gold.

  • You have some.....Arnzt on you.

  • "Not that ya dumb... Fuck" gets me every time

  • Bad acting? You critics wouldn't know bad acting if it hit you between the eyes. Glover and Hopper were the best actors in this superb movie. They OWNED the screen every time they appeared.

  • i love crispin glover's character, love layne

  • watching this movie is like seeing something really gross. It's so bad and terrible but you cant look away

  • @adrianbpj I agree with u. even tho its weird, I find that I cant stop watchin it

  • Haha I have a friend JUST like this!! Crispin is an AMAZING actor. Hard working too.

  • If Glover is a dying breed, then after this mess I wish he'd got on with it

  • its awful!!!! I cant believe he got work after this movie!

  • omg....Crispin Glover will ALWAYS be sexier than Roderp Pattinson

  • I don't think it's bad acting at all. I think he kind of heightens reality a bit, but hey, we all knew that guy in high school, didn't we?

  • So MF Ironic!

  • He says "man" my favotite way. You know what I'm saying "meeaaan! "He should have gotten the Oscar for best actor in 1986 for this masterpiece of a performance.

  • River's Edge is a freaking brilliant movie. A case study in the 'dollification' of women in our society.

  • 19 people have "no sense of NOTHING, Man!"

  • @Sveekido  HAHAHA!!! That's the best!

  • who is that other guy? i know him from somewhere

  • why isn't this man a cult icon?

  • @imobeus1 Who said he isn't? :- )

  • @imobeus1 he is, ya doofus.

  • @RogueAdamantiumQueen

    Too many actors with half of his talent get more notoriety.

    Sadly, actors like Glover are a dying breed.

    So calm the fuck down, dick rider.

  • you think i at least rate a michelob

  • he's funny cause he dosent try to be funny

  • dont be an ingrate

  • IT'S WARM EVEN!

  • @nigkingoi

    LOL

    What a brilliant actor!

  • Respond to this video... I freakin' love this scene and this whole film for that matter! It never fails to be entertaining and funny as hell!

  • i love how he says: russia;s gearing up to kick out ASSSSES maaan, too cute.

  • Ya duuuumb fuuuuuck!

  • Crispin Glover is hot. He still is. And I love the way he says "Dumb fuuuuuck"

  • absolute worst movie ever. i love it

  • I wish I was Crispin Glover...

  • to do sun like that

  • Sounds like a wasted Shaggy lol

  • About yourself your ddduuuuummmmbbb fuuuuuckkk!

  • Crispin is the definition of HOT. He and Cillian Murphy totally turn me on, not to forget, they're both exceptional actors too.

  • Crispin was supposed to be a motorhead( a speed addict) so he was suppose to act weird plus if you saw this movie it was warped but a classic he acted perfectly for the movie oh yeah hell yeah to metal blade for this soundtrack(slayer,fates warning,hallows eve)

  • i grew up with at least five guys that acted like layne

  • his voice is so orgasmic:D

  • This was a BRILLIANT FILM -also At Close Range w/ Penn and Walker, based on true, i'm from PA, in the movie dad pays to kill his son but lived and in court Penn testifies against him, REAL... he had his son killed, and raped his sons girlfirend first,, small PA mafioso famil he had to cut loose ends, releatives of his said, could you imagine Bruce's face if his son show up alive in court, also said you don't wann KNOW THESE PEOPLE i'm scared of them -ironic he escaped from prison but got caught

  • lmao 0:15 "friend doesnt have to ask friend to do something like that"...."errrr its warm evennnn".

  • @MAKER6450 Glover- "you dont even care do you"

    jhon- "im not the one drinkingf it".

    glover "i meen about yourself ya dummmmb fuckkkk".

  • this movie rules.

    crispin glover is what makes the movie so damn good...without him it would be too depessing.

    i kept rewinding this part cos it was so fukn funny.

    classic.

  • This performance is probably the single finest example of overacting in anglophone cinema. Even Shatner can't match this.

  • in the context of this movie this sceen was actually riveting. glovers character was AMAZING. and amazing movie.

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  • Crispin has cracked me up. 

  • Damn lucky that I had the brilliant fortune to catch this one. Late-night on Thanksgiving with f*kall to do and nothin' else on, a surprise recommendation from my friend's step-dad let us give it a shot and from the first 2 word's Lane spoke, myself and each of my friends knew we were all screwed. To laugh that intensely, physically, and nearly constantly for the full length of a film should not be attempted on a thanksgiving stomach. Easily one of the funniest movies ever made.

  • "HURRY YER ASSSSSSSSS!" 

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  • You should've added the part where he was like "Sombody F*CKIN' narked!".

  • Wow Jonah Hill doesn't age!

  • Anyone who thinks this is bad acting is completely wrong. If you lived at the time this movie came out, you'd know how perfect he was. This character is one of the best acting performances I've seen.

  • lol he sucks so bad

  • "SON OF A BITCH DUCK DOWN"

  • hello?? mcfly...anybody home?

  • Crispin Glover is the fuckn man in this movie/ Hurry your ass, ill do it myself you owe me a sixer man, ewww its warm even, about you ya dumbfuuuckk

  • Wow, I can't believe there are people here saying this is "bad acting." This guy completely nails this character. Please tell me you've never had an emo kid in your high school that didn't act like this! 

  • @Maleknia - he's not emo. this is a little bit before the whole emo thing. he's 80s metal-stoner kid, which is way more cooler. he pretty much blasts slayer the entire time in his car. awesome! but i agree with what you said, totally, minus the whole emo thing.

  • @Maleknia also if you pay attention to the movie they make small hints of him using speed.

  • @Maleknia Wow. Really? If this isn't bad/overacting then what is?

  • @Maleknia it helps explain it to people when you realize he's on lots of meth

  • @Maleknia

    Crispin rules! This character is such a fine piece of acting and this performance makes me laugh every time I watch it.

  • Layne for President!

  • Maaaan

  • SON OF A BITCH duck daown

    crispin glover, :')

  • "You don't even care do you?.."

  • Crispin is trying to NAIL that DUDE accent.

  • Is that.......mascara on his eyelashes?

  • He has scary eyes...

  • Think Mcfly, think.

  • Hell my father talks like this never even heard of crispin guy never even heard of rivers edge but the scenes are funnie as hell

  • Wow, I'm elated to find this on here. This particular scene. -Because all I really wanted to hear was Layne say, "Maaaan".

  • crispen glover could not look anymore like ryan reyes in this movie,... watch bubba hotep the chubby guy plays a dead body recovery specialist, or just a dumbass retrieving dead bodies

  • He is hot ....and reminds me of Tom Delonge

  • @irhjma30000 he can do more than sing about girls in 1 key, so he is infinitely better than tom delonge

  • @christofthedead lol but i love blink 182 their music is great stuff

  • I went to a church last night called River's Edge. I just about cried when I saw the name of it; my mom thought I was crazy. I thought about this movie the whole time. I love you Crispin! :D

    I love his voice. ;3 It makes me happy.

  • @JCVDfan4life The character Glover plays appears to be habitually hopped up on speed - hence his performance.

  • Most eccentric person in the world. I'm confused as to why they thought it would be a good idea to cast him in this, as it just comes off comical, but im so very glad they did.

  • ingrate's one of my SAT words...

  • I want to see this movie. Crispin has such a sweet voice, even when he's trying to sound bad.

  • Did Crispin write this movie?

  • I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE CRISPIN GLOVER RULES!!!!!!!!!

  • Pause at 0:48...

  • Crispin glover cracks me up in this scene...

    Russia and welfare cases, wtf, lol.

    Good movie

  • @stonerguy19666 Yeah, the whole cold war propaganda thing was big back then. This was funny as hell coming from Glover's character.

  • Lol the way he said son of a bitch

  • Duuuumb fuck lol

  • LOL

  • 0:30

  • I heard they filmed this by the Geothe Park bridge on the Rancho Cordova side of the river when they found the girls body. Correct me if i'm wrong.

  • Uhhhh its so warm even!!! hahaha so good!

  • I have a friend who talks just like this.

  • What is this movie about?

  • @DavidTRichard Yeah, I second that. I just randomly came across this on youtube...LOL, I don't understand it at all.

  • one of my all time favourite scenes. thanks

  • My favourite memory of Crispin Glover's work...and he does good work.

  • HAHA That is seriously how some of the beach dudes talk out there. So excellent.

  • is he retarded?

  • @nasafakedit watch Simon Says.

  • Crispin Glover as a tough guy hardass, it's not working for me.

  • God he is beautiful...I love me some Crispin.

  • I love Crispin Glover!!! He's soooo sexy!!! He makes this movie! This has to be my favorite scene!!!

  • @MsKevinJonas873 I used to think I was so weird because I thought he was incredibly sexy haha

  • Not to mention the 1993 murder of Robert Kent and the 1999 failed bombing attempt and shooting spree at Columbine High School.

  • @SARDU1976 Or the 1995 rape/murder/torture of Elyse Pahler--three "Satanist" teenagers stabbed her to death. They really, really liked this movie.

  • I find it ironic that Glover would rant and rave about what's "bring this country down." He obviously doesn't give a flying fuck. If the youth of today is the future of tomorrow, than God, please let their be someone out there that isn't a complete jackass like the children in this movie.

    The worst thing is, a lot of "Generation X" teenagers behaved this way in the '70s, '80s and '90s. This movie is based on a true story. The 1981 murder of Marcy Conrad.

  • Crispin Glover was such a fucking dunderhead in this movie. His performance was excellent, but his voice was just so fucking ANNOYING. "FECK!"

    This movie confirmed my worst fears. Teenagers really can be this stupid. These assholes make Beavis and Butt-head look like the Wright brothers.

  • Everyone should have a friend like Crispin Glover.

  • @Saromatae

    Totally!

  • He MAKES this movie.

  • I LOVE crispen glover.

  • I don't get it, Crispin is a good actor.

  • son of bitch, duck down!

  • It's easy to laugh at this scene and his acting when it's out of context.

    However, Crispin is simply amazing in this movie. He perfectly and accurately depicts a drugged out metalhead who's loyal to a fault. (to say the least)

    Everytime I watch this movie, it reminds me of my high school days and the people I hung out with---listening to heavy metal, doing drugs/alcohol and not giving a damn about our future. This movie is a portrayal of my life, sans the murder.

  • "People like you that are sending this country down the tubes."

  • was that shit acting? or just really bad casting? i would say both!

  • haha ya duuumb fuuuck! lol hes so fuckin funny

  • Arzt from Lost! Duuuuuuuuuuude

  • Duuuuuuuuuude@neilo78

  • Oh is that so? I guess you base that on the plethora of positive images that Hollywood has put forth with regards to black people.....not...

  • Friend doesn't have to ask friend to do something liiike thaaaat.

    lolol....love him to death

  • "How do you expect other people to care about you?" Pure gold right there, I love this movie so much.

  • @ExidoSutrin--you are exactly right...and tonite I get to go see him!!!!

  • I'm sorry, but Crispin Glover just makes me want to jerk off. I mean, he's the most hilarious, awesome human being ever and I love when he does that whiny thing with his voice. <3

  • @ExidoSutrin yes and along with his face expressions and his nervous laugh lol he`s great.

  • Great advice to give to someone who's driving the car "drink your beer man..."

  • 1980's Cult Classic

  • I think this was the movie that was based on some muder or murders in a small town, but in real life was committed by blacks, but hollywood was to politically correct to portray that.

  • @TitaniumByFire

    True. The real crime took place in Milpitas, CA in 1981.

    I am not sure if it was due to political correctness - River's Edge came out in 1986/87. I think the truth is having white kids would get more of an audience - remember this is 25 yrs ago. The whole PC thing was not in bloom and we did not have black culture in media like today.

  • @DoctorSapperstein True, it was the reagan era and such, but some remnants of the liberal 60's & 70's still remained enough to plant the leftist seeds that would bloom in the 90's. Rap culture was just starting to take hold about this time, and older pop stars like phil collins for a quick example was slandering reagan and conservatives, there was still the scare campaign about nuclear war, and the gores who were behind the pmrc. So leftist were hard at work to regain the favor of the public.

  • @TitaniumByFire

    yes, re: your comments. I am just not so sure they changed this doe to PC.

    I always figured it was just because more people would be interested in it if it was white kids.

    I remember having to drive to an art house to see this when it was released.

    I guess it is somewhat known film now but at the time it was a minor release.

  • @TitaniumByFire

    btw my previous comment was for titanium, not sure if it went through like that....

  • Crispin Glover is badass I like how he says "You crazy mother fucker John" (in an earlier scene)

  • isnt that guy supposed to be driving?? he wasnt even looking at the road!?!?!?

  • What everyone is calling "bad acting" is intentional, by the way. It's just how the character is meant to act, and Crispin does it perfectly.

  • Someone post the "MOTHERFUCKER! FOOOOOD EATER!" clip please

  • if you've ever hung with people on the fringe, you understand this wasn't "hilarious" acting. it was good acting.

  • i love crispin, enough said :)

  • DUCK DOWN GAWDDAMMUT!!!

    He is too goregous for words

  • LMAO his voice is hilarious...so weird!

    But he is a beautiful man. :)

  • Man, Adonis in the flesh - swoon-

  • hes got a funny voice

  • LOL This looks funny

  • my favorite actor!!!!

  • Son of a bitch! duck down! = best line ever

  • "about yourself you DUUUUMB fuck!"

    <33 Crispin :3

  • these things are important to me, and believe it or not, you're important to me.

  • eugh! its WARM even!!

    i think i'll go smoke a cigar

  • @QWERTY47501 like Mr. Farr get it? Mr. Farr

  • @QWERTY47501

    *cough* See what a cigar ´ll do!!

  • @QWERTY47501 with Mister Far.

  • What is this movie? Is it funny?

  • the name of the movie is in the title of the video you just watched.

  • seriously. it says River's Edge like 100 times all over this webpage. WTF.