Bear Grylls - Parallel Parking

[HammerBlow500]

Chris Redfied and his new African partner...

[pulpfictionost]

i could have driven out of there in about 6 points.

[DefultBill]

O YEAH cause there's always two huge burly men powered by steroids around to help.....

[QBpcguy]

What's the name of his car?

[Recline187]

They walked back the way they came. Must not have much of the brain thing bear was talking about.

[NeegZooZooNraug]

How much money does bear get to eat shit all the time

[limsae]

Of course there's gonna be two jacked guys just ready to give a hand for bear grylls

[honeychook]

@benzlover55

And they make RC Cars that have 4 wheels and a engine. That car is just stupid and should not be allowed on the road. What if that "little toy" was in a major crash. No thanks it be much safer in a SUV or a full sized car.

[tuzza688]

wow im suprised to see bear even has a car, i thought i he just ran everywhere

[JermzzzyFTW]

Close your eyes at 1:12 and open them at 1:32...

[MegaKiddyLand]

This was before Bear knew about the deserts,forests,jungles,etc. Now he uses Chickens as a vehicle.

[TheGosuBox]

He didn't hi5 the white guy! He like black people better

[xBurzurkurx]

The guys were walking the other way after they helped Bear. counter productive!

[ThePurplePander]

you amagin Bear Grills having a big fararri or somethin but no a little toyota instead lol

[GLOUoo9]

@ThePurplePander thats a Smart, not a Toyota

*double facepalm*

[GLOUoo9]

thats not how you park that car

*facepalm*

[honeychook]

Be Smart and get a real Car.

[benzlover55]

@honeychook And what exactly is a "real car" ? It's got four wheels and an engine doesn't it?

[GlitchVI]

the cars so small u can pretty much lift it and move it

[RainerderOchse]

0:10 "Where i can fix the pulley?"

[lo0nyt0on666]

AND IT JUST SO HAPPEN THE BIGGIST BLACK MAN IN GREAT BRITIN SHOWS UP..............HE probly should drink his piss....

[lo0nyt0on666]

Am i the only person thats reminded of Austin powers Golfcart Tunnel Scene?.......

He probly should drink his own piss

[Wanderon1]

I thought that he was gonna eat the cars

[MasterChoof]

stuck between two cars... i need to drink my own piss

[Curefi]

At first it looked like Bear was getting robbed, but then I saw the white man...

[dananator4]

@Curefi

RACIST

[TheG6Show]

no, no, no he's bear fucking grylls he can't have a girly little yellow smart! c'mon grow a pair of nuts and buy a real man car like a mini or something... joke(the mini part)

[MinecraftOnlyForFun]

Ooh..what are you doing in a town ?? nothing nice to eat..embarrassing

[gwallace12664]

*bear voice* Oh look, a wild black man! Now what you wanna do here is peek out your window and wave it down. If it doesn't cap you, it's probably good to help.

[crownandsprite407]

cant get car out... better drink my own piss

[WoWa0o]

Better drink my own piss

[EdgeRatedR007]

if bear dies, its not going to be from some poisonous insect or huge animal. but by his mini

[morgothFLOW]

Haha!

[cherylgunit]

bears got a midget car lol

[COD7fan1]

LOL



[HamishCarterable]

stuck between two cars, better drink my own piss

[COD7fan1]

@HamishCarterable you know people should shut up about him drinking his pee come on that is soooo immature

[muitascenas]

his car wasn't yellow when he bought it

[rikwatson200]

not quite the same as eating grubs, jumping off cliffs and wading through croc infested water. But im looking at it too literally i think. The 'moral' at the end can be used in every situation, the car was just a visual representation

[tekknorat]

Yes, the perfect life, there is always a policeman when some burglar breaks into your house, and there's always bodybuilders casually walking around when your car is stuck. (sarcasm is noticeable).

[zombiewarrior225]

i knew there was a reason i wanted a smart car

[swemon329]

0:53 "Try not to hit the other cars bumper"

bumping the car behind..

[KiriouSs]

just wait for 2 hercules to come by.. and remember.. be patient!

[ShutteringSoldier]

The entire time I'm like: "JUST PUSH THE CAR GODDAMIT!"

[ikilleduku]

LOL it's hardly a life or death situation!

[stelord0622]

try not to hit the other cars bumper (he hits it) bear is awesome

[lukaveljovic]

ofc he is the brain...

[Hosful]

its just like my pikachu car.

[boika98]

lol :)

[ModellMeister]

#firstworldproblems

[mmagymratreviews]

While the camera was filming the bodybuilders walking over to the car, Bear started a fire, made a shelter out of car seats, caught a cat to eat, and drank his own urine. It's all in the deleted scenes.... You should really check it out.

[twizy123]

is this "Worst Case Scenario"? LOL

[LordEmilous]

Next step: Slash that douchebag's tires >:)

[scarlocc]

i learnt how to get out of an awkward parallel park thanks to this guy

[code0monkeys]

just pick up the damn thing

[mrfunkymonkey2]

seems as though I will be here all night getting my car out. best drink my own piss.

[florin19971]

:))

[JCole131]

cant he just push it out

[SpyengoEen]

Eww, those guys were fucking ugly! Trim it down, brahs!

[mrolivier718]

This was a tutorial for women drivers

[wolfiksk123]

1:21 i don't think that Bear help 'em so much ;D.

[resu19]

"Gotta leave the parking space! Better drink my own piss" I was waiting for him to say something like that xD

[Strongone112]

@resu19 You could drink my piss. You dirty wanker!

[Spankarn100]

if there arn't any black people in the area? what do i do then bear?

[Hanz63384]

1:21 a pig is operating the camera.

[shakeypictures]

bear would love to root those guys in the arse

[jakecosta96]

and luckly a wild tempa t appears

[abernicken]

shit those guys were....whoa...

[keepinsymple]

wtf?

[Gr33d50]

fucking jacked monster, talking about the black guy

[dexdervinzippo]

LOL

[mcmanus1806]

Think how much protein Bear would get by eating those guys!! :O

[nefredil]

@mcmanus1806 hahahahhahahahaha :-))))!

[skatagmt]

@mcmanus1806 ahahahahahaha:P best comment ever dude:PPPPPPP

[diesi943]

@mcmanus1806 hahahaha xD

[Hududding]

@mcmanus1806 rolf, you made my day =)

[MynameisElliott]

@mcmanus1806 He'll probably just drug them, skin them, then piss in it and save it for later.

[sethzky77]

thought bear would ride a wolf or elephant, not a compact.

[Crazyrefassignraweso]

@dynoste

fuckin stop payin him out, i swear your jelous or somethin.

[aaronthomasa]

h1:05 survivng worst case think geniusly = sell the smart car

[Dynoste]

Im surprised he didn't eat the steroid junkies for sustenance.

[Dynoste]

Cars parked in.

Better drink my own piss.

[williamblakeism]

I like how they walk back the way they came :)

[CRL230]

he looks like an idiot in jeans

[kranckenshwester]

Yeah, we get it, he drank his own piss to HELP YOU if you're ever in that situation. Get a fucking grip, none of you pussies would have the balls to do 10% of the shit he does. Put your ego away and just accept he's more man than you'll ever be. Cocks. Also, if you don't like him, don't watch videos about him. Tards.

[Tj33rdz]

The only thing I can do, is drink my own pee.

[gaving673]

O no my cars stuck... better drink my own piss

[RyanBourassaLIVE]

I was stuck like that once and I decided to drink my own piss. Problem solved.

[blazzerm]

Funny but bear became famous for doing survival shows in the outdoors, this is just stupid... get back to filming what you do best bear and going trekking outdoors, that's what we want to watch

[Daniels1999]

NEXT:

Man vs. Wild

sure sure just..have...to...get...out...­..of..the..parking..spot..

[sonyviva308]

Man vs Get out of you parking spot

[obed12121988]

wtf! lifting a car?

[Hunterstiq]

I thought for a second:

Bear Grylls: F**K IT! Hey you two extremely ripped guys, Could you beat the hell out of these drivers when they come out.

[PureDiamondFilms]

And still they both were nervous abput Bear, who without any problems could eat them and make a tent+bow+arrows++shelter+fire out of them :D maybe he would even sleep insede them^^ Doesnt matter how ripped you are if you stand next do Bear Grylls :D

[LCInstrumentals]

@PureDiamondFilms lmfao thanks for making me spit my drink everywhere through laughing

[smallman911]

love how they walk back in the direction they came from

[chemical0romance]

I understand your doing go something for the environment with the car but the color

Eww

[animalwisperer]

Or just don't get a mini car thats gonna get rammed?

[jakewfpf]

i like how Jordan bon strangle and Arnold come out of no where and lift his car and then walk away in the same direction that they came from.

[chigger123]

what if i drive a truck?

[999LAZAR999mne]

@chigger123 if u drive a truck-call chuck:)

[1236sason]

that car is piss coloured

[MrChoco555]

love his accent

[jimmisterp]

'pint of your own piss to rehydrate, guys?'

[xandrosdesanto]

You've gotta be kidding..i got out of tighter spots than that.

[WhiteMorphageus]

0:54 - try not to hit the other car's bumper... *bump*

[roryrawks]

"Perfect use of brain and brawn, I'm outta here" *screech, and muscular man gets ran over*

[csmybuttt]

I guess that's one reason to buy a smart. Then again, there are far more reasons not to buy one, so...

[oaklanda2]

Car's stuck... Better drink my own piss.

[TheMrAmfortas]

those steroid guys actually continue walking in the wrong direction -.-

[Nedral]

I love this guy XD

[PHILLYHEAT215]

Can't get out of a tight parking space? Eat dead squirrel roadkill for protein.

[KiriouSs]

best wors case ever lol..

[cheezeydude]

lol i love how bear grylls has a yello bug!

[csmybuttt]

@cheezeydude That's not a bug.

[pierrele]

Grylls car's yellow. coincidence?

[ProTexE]

@pierrele I think not!

[laffytaffycrew]

hahahaha

[Hstfn]

"if you can't get out of a parking spot......grow some muscles!!"

[c0d3x001]

he didn't even go to see if he damaged the car behind him when he hit(okay ...touched) it

[nepherdwen]

is this pussy car essential for worst-case-scenario survival?

[64CSAR]

bear in a smart car? his balls would never fit in there!



[ShurikenArts]

SHIT. If that happened to me .. I couldn't bare the pressure .. thats the worsest care scenerio

[StavUK14]

1:22 Did he really just snort? wtf!

[TheIrishGuardsman]

Just like the rest of his bullshit! He always serendipidously blunders into everything he needs to improvise his way out of something. Here is a steaming plate of shit for you to savour, Bear, good work!

[kjagpal20]

oh what a surprise, two big hench guys walking past just as bear is stuck....

[FockenNass1]

That shits fast

[TheEskatos]

Those two guys just happened along just like all those times in the wild when a dead animal happened to be along the way.

[sonseybump]

Artige,no !

[danaboy12345]

@sonseybump hva faen hahah? hva har dette med artige?

[sonseybump]

@danaboy12345 lol følte for å si det ass meth

[danaboy12345]

@sonseybump hahaha awesome

[BoomerZero]

wow.. he just "built rome in a day"

[gotdamunchies1]

thanks bear now i know how to survive parallel parking in :)

[lesbiansaregoodandch]

okay the piss jokes are now fucking retarded. i hope bear grylls pisses in your mouths.

[Ugleskjegg]

Pull the E-brake as hard as you can, turn the way you want to go as much as you can, give it the beans, and dump the clutch

[GoldenStrikePT]

@Ugleskjegg

Yes that usually does the trick.......If you have a FWD, manual transmission car :D else, you're still screwed :D

[JamieT96]

@Ugleskjegg Or fuck the clutch.

[boibo1]

i like mountain dew



[THEee1000]

srsly?

[KryptoChronicutelite]

Holy steroids

[murkybongwat3r]

lmao, that black guy is fucking massive!

[Yashin184]

Hahaha awesum

[Enafets1]

Piss on the tires, it will make it easier to spin out of there!

[Giallo007]

hahaha! great!

[Merlin2ist]

yeah, i always meat such guys xD

[xXVALUEXx]

@Merlin2ist haha du fleischst diese typen immer? :D

[Merlin2ist]

@xXVALUEXx

Ja genau das mache ich!!!

Was dagegen? xD

[xXVALUEXx]

@Merlin2ist klingt ein bisschen pervers :D

[Yoko3034]

OR you could just ask the owners car to move it for you, no need to " be there all night", oh and i got a question, do you kiss your wife with that mouth THAT YOU PEE ON!!

[55Redyoshi]

what are the chances that two unbelievably ripped guys walk own the street and agree to help you

[Dogbiteify]

Well if you go to the gym a lot you could just call your mates.

[holesinhope]

@55Redyoshi Oh I thought you were saying some stoners were going to help him out :<

[littledude4eva]

@55Redyoshi It's bear gryll's ripped guys are always following him to learn how to be as manly as this motherfucker :D

[beyond467]

@55Redyoshi 1 out 5?

[mininick0001]

he went from killing a baby seal with his bare hands to pulling out of a parking space in a smart car

[mattcoops82]

terrible driver

[playhd00]

spirit of advenchhaa

[skylar4shurr1]

Saved by the New Spice Guy!

[ozmaorigrl]

is there nothing that bear cant do??? Good God, bear can do anything...



[FourthPersonView]

Does his car run on his own piss?

[Matty6660]

this is a joke.

[sandersoad]

so, if you can't parallel park, go to the gym...

[granmitico]

Ma ora non si trova nell anatur incontaminata?

[eggman1002]

Cuz there are always too buff dudes walking around to help a less buff man with his little yellow car

[koolaidhappiness]

u guys saw the big black guy? Yea idk why im on the video