Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 18 - Peanut Ear

[febbra2]

Comes a time when you must know, how your doughter's muff smells like

[pappapaps]

lol the daughter is eli's avatar but with female hair and dress :D

[TheBhflower]

How would be know what her vag smells like?

[MrBallin510]

@jaysaykay get 'em hahaha holy shit that was funny

[pearselives1916]

looks like that kipkay guy..

[JudgexQ]

Rotflmao!

[dhadda2]

@swisscheesepotatochi @irondudeify he doesnt, he knows just the smell of pussy in general

[oxPolinaBluexo13]

ICKKKKK

[joshua23671234]

That awkward moment when both top comments are the same thing.

[YAYMYSELF]

c'mon, every pussy doesn't have individual smells!

[Trashme23]

EW. HE FINGERED THE ELI FACED DAUGHTER

[camandhayley]

Ohhhh gross

[ooocrowooo]

sounds like he has been there before

[TheVideosurfer21]

i have a dirty joke a father and son are talking wen all of a sudden the son says i fingered my sister last night the father looks at him confused then says oh good did you find my wedding ring

[atwa09]

thats some funny shit

[FornicateWithRaptors]

@GrrrlinStilettos Don't talk about things you've never seen.

[Viper6454]

Half these jokes aren't that ha ha funny some of them really aren't funny at all while a couple are right off the net dating back from a old coot who was telling jokes almost like half of these but were much more funnier.

[Kilanon]

how would he know how that smells

[SyncMaster731n]

@Kilanon You don't have a daughter without knowing what pussy smells like.

[missdevil1999]

My dad would NOT react like that at all.

[ElectroHeckz]

too funnyy!!!

[StoneProductor]

ho does he know what his daughter's ranchy ol pussy smell like?

[StevenStevenson1990]

@StoneProductor Perhaps because all pussies smell roughly the same, maybe that's my guess

[stealthboy316]

ear sex 0:27

[mizshoppah]

a blond walks into an electronic store and says to the manager "i would like to buy this tv", the manager then replies "sorry, but we don't sell stuff to blonds" so the blond leaves, dyes her hair orange, and comes back the next day, and again, says to the manager, "i would like 2 buy this tv" and again, the manager replies "we dont sell stuff to blonds", and the blond goes, "but how did u know i am blond"? "i dyed my hair orange" and the manager goes, "because, thats not a tv, its a toaster"

[SummeRSunliqht]

Did anyone else notice the daughter was ugly as hell thou?

[justanotherblacksuit]

@SummeRSunliqht aaaaaaayep

[thenewandrei4o94]

I CANT HEAR WHAT HE SAID IN THE END!

[BoabDFC]

how can anyone not like these jokes he is a legend likes

[treymanfly]

How does he know wat his daughters cooch smells like

[DrgoFx]

@treymanfly ...Now...I know women have different smells, but each smell is similar. There's no change to that.

[nintendogirl3000]

@treymanfly he doesnt but he nos what a pussy smells like

[UNCLEBEN9000]

Sorry about my spelling

[UNCLEBEN9000]

Hers a similar one a man and a woman were making out and having sex when she asked him to stick a finger in her vagina so he puts his finger in now slide some more fingers in he does now put the whole hand in he does no put your arm up to your elbow in heroes now do the same with the other he does now clap he says I can't see I told you I had a tight vagina!

[13Malika]

@UNCLEBEN9000 i cant tell the difference between what the dude is saying and what the chick is saying.

[signingoutnow]

Now that joke took me a minute to get.

[NSkiiez]

One night a guy was sitting on a couch eating Penis??

[theAwsomeAwsome667]

where's he been poking those fingers?

[EatDaPoo123]

@theAwsomeAwsome667 the girls vagina. and the dad thinks there gonna get married.

[Maxpow33r]

throwing peanuts is fucking dangerous

[TiGraffi]

what has a dog and a short sighted gynecologist in common?

a wet nose

[MyAssOnFlames]

eeeewwww D:

[SLIPKNOTFREA]

Wat does the joke mean? I know wat son in law is

[tailsfan55]

@SLIPKNOTFREA Since he smelt his fingers, That means That hes been Fingering the daughter

[unexpectedkas]

I can't understant the final answer completely:

- What would he be when he's grwon?

- Well, by the smell of his fingers.. ?????

Can anybody complete the phrase please?

[10samm10]

@unexpectedkas "Our son-in-law"

[unexpectedkas]

@10samm10 Thanks!

[JenniferPKeaton]

=)))

[lidiyalatvia]

I thought he was going to say a gynocologist

[swisscheesepotatochi]

how does the guy know how his daughter's cunt smell like?

[makthepeanutful]

@swisscheesepotatochi Good Question(:

[Brugar18]

@swisscheesepotatochi it is said that women's pussies smell like a fish

[KimChoJapFan]

@swisscheesepotatochi They're a weird family, the daughter is eli, and her father knows her vaginal scent...

[SerialKiff3r]

@swisscheesepotatochi

Uh... Well if a guy is out with your daughter all night, comes home and for whatever reason his fingers smell like pussy... Gee I wonder who he could have been with, clearly not the girl he left with...

[10lettername]

@swisscheesepotatochi

It's not like they all smell different, and if he was on a date with her that kind of narrows it down.

[jaysaykay]

@swisscheesepotatochi He didnt, but unlike you, he knew how a pussy smells in general.

[TurtleBlastingOG]

@jaysaykay couldn't of said it better myself

[1reazen]

@jaysaykay BURN!!!

[yugioh9502]

@jaysaykay douche

[KRIMZONMEKANISM]

@swisscheesepotatochi cunts smell the same...?

[MrDrzoidberg1]

it is supposed to be a joke to put a character in the story that looks like eli in every episode to make it funnier

[girgirl99]

109 people r his daughter

[aaronmusic07]

that's disgusting



[BeeQueen21]

How the hell does the father know that?!

[BigAndTall666]

@BeeQueen21 the boys fingers had been up his daughter, DOH!

[Ramsez]

jeez, a man cant just fingerbang a chick without having to marry her these days can he

[irondudeify]

how does the father know what his daughters pussy smell like

[dasenteney]

@irondudeify How do you know his fingers were in her pussy? o_O

[Mercury630]

IM GONNA FINGERBANG YOU FINGER FINGER BANG BANG

[bcrichplayer88]

i wonder if he ate it after it popped out lol

[caitlin991]

I didn't get that

[4fingers100]

@caitlin991 his daughter's boy friend is fingering his daughter xD his fingers smells like pussy lol

[chiaP3]

lol damn...

[zombiefood702]

NIIIIIICE



[daabest2]

hahahahahahahahaha

[fukyoi]

My balls smell like that

[Marksmandude]

I got a good one:

Whats the same between a black man and a christmas tree?

Thye both have colored balls.

[0123mala]

what did he say at the end ?



[clutchboy012]

he doesnt know how his daughters pussy smells,he just knows how pussy smells dumbass ppl that think he does dirty shit with her

[Shueb12]

@clutchboy012

are u one of those people who just came to earth and doesnt knw the meaning of a JOKE?

[Shueb12]

@miStiKredum

if only u knew how many people messaged me saying something like that. IT WAS A JOKE!!! thats it.

[ShilohOMG]

ewwwwwwwww

[bokkawokka]

why THE FUCK IS THERE COMMERCIALS ON YOUTUBE FUCKING GAY AS HELL ......... DA FUCK MAN

[CrashFrost]

Wait, how does he know what his daughters vag smell like? :T

[10XxHaLEyxX10]

o...m...g ELI'S THE DAUGHTER EEEEWWW

[chelseathegreat246]

How would the father know what his ugly Eli looking daughters pussy smells like? O.o

[gso619]

@chelseathegreat246 he know the gener al smell.

[x306xQuiksilver]

does anyone else se that the daughter looks like eli?

[PopFrankRock123]

@x306xQuiksilver every episode someone looks like eli

[Darkarmy5679]

@x306xQuiksilver well mostly every person in his jokes look like him

[U2Bviewer2012]

@x306xQuiksilver LMFAO,YEAH!!

[jaydimes10851]

@x306xQuiksilver there is someone in every episode that looks like him

[GinaAmsterdam]

@x306xQuiksilver If you pay close attention, you'll notice that in every vid there's one character that looks like Eli. :)

[gratianray2]

@x306xQuiksilver well duh

[ballesterosel53]

Well, the father said that the boy will be his son in law because maybe he'd been too deep inside the daughter..;)

[MADmanHATTER5]

Eli, will you please be my grandfather?

[zzzgohan]

@MADmanHATTER5 The real Eli is only 31...

[laxrat25]

@MADmanHATTER5 im so lucky my grandfather looks talks and says jokes literally just like these :)

[Toalettduck]

Hell I just dont understand the last word.... :@

[blood7bits]

I dont get it???? Some1 explain

[chelseathegreat246]

@blood7bits The father said "from the smell of his fingers, our son in law" because, he'd ( the boyfriend ) fucked his daughter :x

[MrsFunnyify]

Gross

[MrErki1234]

ohhhh that why the girl was fat xD

[Georgeprouductions]

ohh thats nasty

[Deviousdarnell]

the daughter looks like eli's granddaughter

[koolchickDuh]

hahahaa thats messed up aHER PUSSY STANK

[MrTwobad4u]

THE GIRL IS ELI

[KoopieKid12]

Eli is the dudes daughter e___e

[ShadowPenyah]

Ahhhh the one about the farmer and the sheep I found funnier than this... This comes in 2nd in my books

[debo1180]

elis the guys daughter

[MegaJacob3]

oh god eli's the girlfriend

[jimipage6662]

>: O

[T16Akatsuki]

a man bumps into a womans tit and he says im sorry but if your heart is as soft as your tit you'll forgive me. she says if your dick is as hard as your elbow i live upstairs in apt 321.

[BluzJack]

@T16Akatsuki Hahaha,good 1 :-)

[RandomPodCastGuys]

lol

[cathkatnydri4eveer]

what was the last word that he said?? i didnt get it

[mojotwister420]

@cathkatnydri4eveer the last word of the joke was son-in-law. The last word of the video was 10 o'clock movie.

[cathkatnydri4eveer]

@mojotwister420 OOH! OK! GREAT!! THANX A LOT!!

[Hondo20132]

i did. i subscribed

[lucasorcorey]

THAT WOULD MEAN HE FUCKED ELI!!! o_O

[Deamon22465]

the daughter is eli

[xXWhySoSeriousClanXx]

ah yes, youtube suggestions:

ep 18

ep19

ep31

wtf happened to all the others?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[XxTheTerrorOfDeathxX]

@tokyomilkshake2 LOL XD HAHAHA THAT WAS SOOO FUHNNNY HAHAHA

[adamenko89]

nasty....

[philly442]

wow my f5 just pwned that add

[octogirlpretty]

This one, the premature ejaculation one, the pianist one, and the $20 drunks one are my favs :)

[ozzyskyler]

Nnnnaaaassssttttyyyy

[Shueb12]

if he knws what his daughter's pussy smells like then i wonder what has been going on in that house. lol

[Caydinx]

@Shueb12 vag generally smells the same to everyone..

[jerry0o8]

@Shueb12 well.... most girls have the same smell..... or you should know how it smells.

[Shueb12]

@jerry0o8

i knw, its just a joke

[16kn]

@jerry0o8 or maybe he doesnt xD

[xXWhySoSeriousClanXx]

@Shueb12 in a universal smell man lmao

[Shueb12]

@xXWhySoSeriousClanXx

LOL really? i never knew that. LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[RofICopters]

@Shueb12 it smells like vag... i'm sure he knows what that smells like

not like they all smell different, just saying..

[Shueb12]

@RofICopters

lol

[theonlypranker]

@Shueb12 who said it was her pussy?

[Shueb12]

@theonlypranker

lol

[KkrazyVato]

@Shueb12 Cus vjj's mostly always smell the same aw man

[Shueb12]

@KkrazyVato

i knw bro, i was just kidding

[TheMarioMations]

@Shueb12 he smelled sperm =/

[Shueb12]

@TheMarioMations

lol thats a good one too. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool

[SnowyDaysAlways]

@Shueb12, he knows what pussy smells like, obviously you dont..

[Shueb12]

@SnowyDaysAlways

OMG ur a funny fucking dumbass. have ever in your life ever heard of a JOKE???? bitch i know what pussy smells like. because unlike u, i've fucked them instead of watching pointless porn like u

[SnowyDaysAlways]

@Shueb12 oh ya tottally you fucking are in love with sports and you get pussy.. thats like justin beaber having a good voice

FUCK YOU

[Shueb12]

@SnowyDaysAlways

LOL its funny how 134 people got my joke yet ur jonas brother lovers bitchass didnt. go learn the meaning of the word joke before u start talking shit dumbass. lol cant believe im arguing with a dumbass kid like u

[SnowyDaysAlways]

@Shueb12 holy shit, you have nothin better to do then to rip on little kids...go fuck your self

[Shueb12]

@SnowyDaysAlways

maybe u should stop wetting the bed and get a life BITCH

[SnowyDaysAlways]

@Shueb12 maybe you should grow a pair faggot

[Shueb12]

@SnowyDaysAlways

lol if u cant understand a joke then i believe u are the dumbest person alive. unlike u i HAVE A DICK and i fuck girls instead of watching pointless porn like ur faggot ass

[TyCR899]

@Shueb12 lol that is a funny joke

[Shueb12]

@TyCR899

thanks, it good to see a lot of people got this joke. cant believe some people actually believed i was serious

[thejoeking97]

@Shueb12 that's probably why she is fat

[Shueb12]

@thejoeking97

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL thats funny

[RamonSanchez14]

@Shueb12 All vagina's smell the same genius.

[Shueb12]

@RamonSanchez14

omg i really cant believe how dumb people really are. didnt ya notice that "lol". that was for it being a JOKE! why cant dumb people get that. 139 people got it why not u

[moocowman101]

@Shueb12 he means they just smell like any vagina.

[Shueb12]

@moocowman101

i know. im not stupid

[c4r50n1]

@Shueb12 It all smells similar.

[Brugar18]

@Shueb12 well it is said that vagina smells like fish if it is infected or because of lack of higiene

[Shueb12]

@Brugar18

maybe i should just delete this because some people are writing me, either cussing me out or acting like im an idiot. its only a jokes, THATS IT!!!

[highfedelity226]

@Shueb12 i agree with you

all those other comments are crap bc the guy in the video says the guy would be his son in law thus married to his daughter so his finger smell like the daughter. some ppl just didnt listen to the joke the first time

[Shueb12]

@highfedelity226

i know man. its finally good to knw someone actually got the joke.

[TheAntvark]

@Shueb12 he could just know what pussie smells like

[Shueb12]

@TheAntvark

if only u knew how many people sent me something saying something just like that. i realize that. it was just a joke. thats why i put the lol. it was a joke. thats it.

[TheAntvark]

@Shueb12 i don't know why but i somehow knew you would say something like that

[Shueb12]

@TheAntvark

seriously man, i just put that up to make a joke yet somehow everyone thinks im some idiot who doesnt knw life. seriously its just stupid.

[TheAntvark]

@Shueb12 tell me about it i have a comeplex sense of humor

[TheAntvark]

@TheAntvark that people just don't get sometimes

[Shueb12]

@TheAntvark

im sure u do man. LOL

[Mistkerl6]

incredibly good music at the beginning

[XxTheTerrorOfDeathxX]

From the smell of his fingers a What ???