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  • THIS IS HOT AND ORGASM OF DEATH.......LOL

  • YAY for DMC4 reference!!!!!

  • I've only played the demo of the game, and thought that this game was pretty liberal with the teases.

    Then I saw this. A hulking, ancient old-man golem developing an instant attraction with a child, two scantily clad women engaging in an impromptu pose off/ Kama Sutra exhibition, and an attack in which the enemy has, as another commentor put it, an "orgasm of death".

    Think I might need to give this game a closer look.

  • Dante & Bayonetta 4ever :DD

  • @5:40 she definitely came.

    Dante would tear her up in both holes

  • Ya, all of my favorite characters together. Bayonetta, Luka and Cereza Forever

  • Bayonetta's head is incredibly small for her body.

  • I don;t care which Bayonetta is the real one. Just as long as there is TWO!!!

  • sexiest hero ever

  • Did that thing turn into Angewomon from Digimon?

  • The creator Hideki Kamiya says the Joy-fighting scene is metaphorical for the ever-present struggle between women. They always think of the other as an enemy (so Kamiya ) and check how the others look. They will feel more comfotable amoung other women when they belive themselves to be more desireable. In this fight they look identical and they do not only fight but engage in a posing-battle to establish which one has the greater appeal.

    Either that or it's an excuse to give gamers a boner....

  • there could'nt be a ore fitting name for that dirty angel lol

  • that strange the part with the monster and Cereza i was thinking bout king kong O_O

  • @koppiiz guess we know y its called joy no?

  • lmfao...Bayonetta hit her with a semi-death drop, da sexy tiger crawl, pivot on the knee with a sexy ass leg pop with confetti in the background..

    I love it!

  • lmfao...Bayonetta hit her with a semi-death drop, da sexy tiger crawl, pivot on the knee with a sexy ass leg pop with confetti in the background..

    I love it!

  • PEDOBELOVED!?!?

  • At 1:28 did this big old statue fall in love with the little girl? Seriously.

  • @CCAAJJ05

    It's pedobear in disguise.

  • @CCAAJJ05 i think its because he's trying to protect her. I'm not sure though. x

  • it's not his fault that he is a pedobear... he's made in japan

  • Does anyone know how to equip the Katana? I got the record for it and had it turned in, but I don't know how to get it at Rodin's bar.

  • ...Deathgasm. XD

  • I GOT JOY DOWN IN MY heart (pants) Deep Deep down in my heart!!! (pants). J-O-Y down in my heart Deep Deep down in my heart!!! (pants)!! Sing wid me GUys!!! XD

  • They say Bayonettas a half blood, does that mean she's either got the Joys DNA or are all female angels like that

  • I thought she grew a halo, that was a surprising twist to meh but besides that.....did that angel have an orgasim?

  • o.O joy indeed 5:42

  • 4:40 "You wanna dance off, bitch?"

  • i have a fever and the only cure is more DEAD ANGLES!

  • I love leg Bazookas. :>

  • @Kissori its called kilgore :O

  • @duckyperson23

    I know. It's my surname :P

  • 1:28 pedo angel

  • That dance battle thing at 4:35 must be a reference to Space Channel 5, a Sega game. BTW, Bayonetta is awsome!! :D

  • HAHAHAH god, the Joy intro was frigged hilarious, This game is so over the top. It is very entertaining though. The story has me confused as shit though. So, heaven is good, but is really evil.and hell is bad but really good? wtf

  • 5:41-5:43

    o_o HMMMM THAT'S "A BIT" PERVERS.

  • @Koppiiz YUP O_O that why ppls buy this games LOL C:

  • @Koppiiz lol I said the same thing and the i was called a pervert for thinkin that lol

  • @Koppiiz 5:59 a bit "more" perverse

  • Hahaha. Men, the ones who made this game, sure have a strange idea about what women are like, eh!

  • There IS "Joy' at the "The Gates of Paradise"

    alright.... i felt dirty saying that, AND LIKED IT

  • Did Bayonetta just torture attack that angel with. . . AN ORGASM OF DEATH?

  • 1:37 Eww nipple persing xD

  • Nice toy @ 5:57 XD!!!

  • omg wow. this game would have been amazing if it weren't so... cheap.

  • 5:42 that reminds me of the cynics guide to a rich and fufilling life: "Spread a little Joy, and ask if she has a sister"

  • If Howard Stern and someone from an insane asylum got together.. this is the game they would make together.

  • She'll never be like Bayonetta... she's too hot for her. XD

  • oh man. This whole thing's a stripper show. No complaints though : )

  • As once said by Mr. Slave, "Whore-off!".lol

  • Bayonetta and the angel settle the dispute the way all serious disputes are settled: a dance-off. Only the skankiest gets to be the REAL Bayonetta.

  • hmm where have i seen a laser gauntlet like that before hmmm

  • @Kysen100 *cough*DMC4*Cough*

  • OMG!! This game is full of "fan-service" moments! xD

    Sexy sexy lol

  • dam the big angel sure turned out to be a pedophile Xb, i rather go for the milf instead XD, lol, the joy angel should be a demon called lust cuz dam she knows how to raise the heat

  • DANCE COMPITION!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOL

  • WTF??? angel vajay jay indeed...lol

  • I'll be nice if Dante is here, he can use Royal Guard to finish the demonic angels quickly~lol:

  • strange...

    i felt kinda sad for that angel monster.

  • soooo do beloved come in all sizes? wearing different mask? I dont have the game im learning about it before i buy

  • Wait, how did I miss him falling in love with Cereza? What? Like. . . I don't know. I guess that explains the thing crying before he died.

  • Just one question...What was the point with that whole battle dance?And whats with all the fanservice?!

  • @Cloud701

    This game is all about fanservice and it doesn't give a fuck who knows it.

  • L angel vagina

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  • poor angel monster fell in love and then got rejected just as he was getting killed

    Holy sh*T

    that dam monster is named after me!?!?!?

    -________-

    kinda....weird and yet gratifying....... but still!!!! capcom pervs!!!!!!

  • uhh sega??

  • woops!!! srry!

  • one question, how u make tat shield around cereza?

  • @RoyalBladeOfShadow

    the shield activates automatically

  • 10:19 HAIL HITLER

  • @commanderofmars ur right imagine her working as a libarian u know how many ppl would visit the libary i can imagine her just saying * you want to touch me?*

  • hahaha

    SEX APPEAL SHOWDOWN

    who will win?

    bayonetta vs. bayonetta

  • Oh lol, i just noticed the tears coming out under Beloved mask when he cries.

    Oh jolly do i feel like an asshole now.

  • Real perverted game!!!

    I LOVE IT!

  • A great start for 2010!

    Still, i wish Beloved should have lived.

    Even tho Mom says we cant keep any Angelic warriors from the second sphere...

  • These angels are getting weirder and weirder. First a pedophile, now a masochist.

    LUKA REMINDS ME OF SPIDERMAN WHEN HE "GRAPPLES AWAY!!"

    XD only in Bayonetta, right?

  • fuck sake let the clone fight back so we can see its moves jeez.

  • Mummy No! Put me down Gambit knock off, I want to go with the hot lady who am for some strange reason calling my "Mummy" when I know goddamn well my mother looks like a troll

  • @linon3000 rofl she pulled that energy or whatever from her vagina lol

    come on.

  • 5:57 to 6:12 is like the ultimate donkey punch, and it's on a similar animal to a donkey!

    however, this game is too flashy like god of war.

  • how do u increase ur health in this game

  • @GuardMuch Finding Witch Hearts. 4 Broken Witch Hearts will make a whole one. Moon Pearls increase your magic. 2 Broken Moon Pearls make a whole one. The first Broken Witch Heart is in the room where you talk to Rodin in Chapter 1.

  • @GuardMuch there are witch heart fragments scattered throuout the game everytime you collect 4 you get more health. Like DMC and LoZ

  • wtf? yo thats one freaky ass angle

  • in the end Yui Lowenthal gets confused XD

  • so thats where they get their weapons

  • @Patchnose and the torture mode is bondage...

    lol this game

  • The last thing that's said in this video.... "I should have been a pole dancer!"

    I laughed.... so hard....

  • Joy is the kind of angel i would want to take me away :D

  • Kratos and Dante should have a punch up to see who has the right to take Bayonetta into their bed ;)

  • Bayonetta vs Clone ....Bayonetta FTW!!!!!!!!!! SUPPPPEERRRR FINISH!

  • Bayonetta is just as perverted as whoever made this game.

  • this resembles more of devil may cry

  • Just cause she has glasses on does not make her Sarah Palin. I am so tired of hearing that over and over again. If you do not like Bayonetta then go wait for GOW 3 so you can gawk at Kratos instead.

  • @Exodia6k i agree with you but i think instead of Sarah Palin she looks more of a really really sexy librarian

  • to be perfectly honest, would it be GOOD for the lil girl to see someone who she calls "mummy" do all that erotic dancing?

  • @Yukomaczkoy sounds like that would get you banned from the network but i guess it's always a gamble

  • OMG!!! I was begging for one more torture on Joy... D=

  • some good fapping material here

  • Fan Service - The Game

  • @sniggedi amen

  • im fapping like a mad man!

  • i felt bad for the beloved because all it wanted was to be with cereza lol, when it got rejected it gave up on life.

  • @taintedsin OMG Bayonetta version of Pedobear!

  • lol I'm never gonna understand the Japanese and their awesomely sexy game

  • NOSEBLEED @ 5:03

  • that sick bitch how dare that angel joy bring me joy by masturbating right in front of me

  • um i think the boss at 1:15 is cereza's father

  • naww thats just some guy being a perv lol. cereza's so called father is the second last boss or the last boss if u wanna call it

  • oh haha that makes more sense

  • OMG!!!! a whore-off followed by a cat fight I haven't seen sexy sega stuff like this since space channel 5's Ulala

  • Posing duel...lol.

  • OMG!!!

    that tortur attack for the Joy angel looks so wrong...

    and Luka getting confused with that idea its so funny...

    lol

  • 04:36 - 05:06

    lol for the duel of poses... =D

  • omg there's fetish is this with that wooden horse

    lol get outta here

  • Domo arigato sakura chan

  • Question: How tall is Bayonetta?

    She looks gargantuan sometimes, maybe its the shoes.

  • 6:10 Shibari Very very sexy

  • omg when the beloved got rejected i laughed to hard. i guess the beloved aint so beloved

  • After all, it's just a name. It doesn't mean it's REALLY Beloved. Right?

  • its was sad yet funny

  • i lol'd.

  • I loled when the angel was looking at the little girl and he was like "so...cute" and the when Bayonetta came along he was like "bitch! I'll keep the girl".

  • Ha, I know. My sentiments exactly.

  • Thanks.

  • 3:38 reminds me of DMC 4

  • great battle theme!

  • My gaia Cereza is so tiny. And I sorta wish I was Bayonette

  • omg...

    I feel so preverted watching them fight

    I was just going "Tourture her tourture her!!!" LOL!!...

  • A laser hallway... Resident Evil anyone?

  • there also similiar stuff in DMC3 and 4...

  • beloved got rejected lol

  • nose bleed its so much.... damn i'm buying this game!!! XD

  • This game is officially awesome.

    1. Satisfies violence lust.

    2. Satisfies *ahem* sexual lust.

    3. Cool soundtrack and gameplay.

    :D

  • 4 Satisfy Badassery

  • Ah, but of course.

  • hahaha, this game is ridiculous. im getting it!!!!

  • i really like this game no dout some people dont like it

  • hahahhahhah break dancing FTW!

  • Posing Battle!

  • lol 5:40 real orgasm hahaha

  • Joygasm. Literally....6:02

  • had a couple of those myself, glad to know they have a name now

  • Pedobear approves.

  • little girl: whoops wrong mummy *bites imposter!

  • @themarcosfox DMC4 had almost no real sexual content aside from crotch shots from Gloria and a few cleavage shots. xD

  • Dance off!

  • The pedophiliac angel got heartbroken. XD

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  • am i the only one who notices that bayoneta's shadow has butterfly wings?

  • @zombieslayer411 i just noticed that just now too

  • Wow Beloved likes Cereza. I felt bad for him too. lol

  • The boss' transformation was kinda epic. :D

  • OMG, I thought I had seen it all. No wait this is Bayonetta. The horse of torture and a boss named JOY. You can't beat that.

  • dance battle!

  • I love it how at the end she will randomly say "I want to be a pole dancer!"

  • actually it was "i should have been a pole dancer"

  • OH GOD THE BELOVED IS A PEDOBEAR!

  • 3:00

    i almost felt sorry for him, lol D:

  • lolol

  • rejected

  • 0-o.... wow the angel was a pedo...and the last climax was hot!