FFF #29- Strokin

[90puppylover]

I wanna yawn at my dog so bad now! Buts it's two in the morning

[TheManlyMailMan]

woah my friend has the exact same mario hat

[16kn]

hey i kinda like that pokemon pickup line

it was cute.

[doctapeppamanjr]

One last group of pickup lines:

"You've gotta refer me to your plastic surgeon!"

"You have more curves than a F1 World Grand Prix track."

"Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you have 'fine' written all over you!"

"Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot!"

"Yo girl, you'd better stop, drop, and roll, 'cause you are on fire!"

"How is your fever?" "What fever?" "Oh... you just look hot to me. "

"When God made you, he was showing off. "

[doctapeppamanjr]

Pickup lines continued again:

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"You look like my third wife." "Oh, how many time have you been married?" "Twice."

[doctapeppamanjr]

Pickup lines continued:

"Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print."

"Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?"

*hold out hand* "Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?"

"So, you're a girl huh?"

"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

"Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) *Points to arm and flex* To the gun show! "

[doctapeppamanjr]

Pickup lines of various levels of appropriateness:

*hold out a spoon* "Yo girl, wanna spoon?"

"Those clothes look good on you. They would look even better in a pile on the bedroom floor."

"Do you have the time? 'Cause I have the place."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

"Do you work on a rooster farm? Because you're good at raising cocks."

How many kids do you want to have? Too early

[Thiren111]

it's a pokemon called legendary

[doctapeppamanjr]

Legendary Pokémon is a term of art; a Legendary is not simply an individual Pokémon about which legends are written, but differs from regular Pokémon in key ways. Ordinarily, only one member of a given legendary species can be captured per game. Legendaries are also exceptionally powerful, extremely difficult to capture, and unable to reproduce through breeding.

[fishcracker05]

i did in fact yawn

[P8NTBALL60]

i yawned lol

[fredprinz7]

Pick up: Yo girl, you're the PenutButer to my Jelly

[Junkyard129]

5 stars for being yourself, A Dork!

Awesome as always!

[NPstarQB]

Worst pickup line:

"Yo girl, do you work for FedEX? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!"

[eelexa]

Thats a sweet pick up line hahah

And yes you made me yawn.

haha you're awesome :)

[McTricks11]

YAAAAAAAAWN

[simonejp91]

weird i just tried tht contagious yawn thing on my dog, and it either works or was a very good coincidence

[gaararox13]

hahahhahahahaha awesome!!

[ladydragonreborn]

I loved this video sooo much... I understood the pickup line too... It's only because pokemon is from my generation!! Looove love looooved the grass stroking bit, HI-LARIOUS! Keep up the good work Jim, and I'll see YOU next Friday with your new 5 lol

[aveyowyns]

...and cats

[SmileWidePro]

you made me yawn lol :)

[Drksrpnt]

Pick up line (related to this week's one):

"Yo girl, you better check your Pokedex, 'cause you just caught my eye ;)"

[msCHANtastic]

I yawned when you said yawn! LOL!

[NavarrB]

heh. The joke is that there is only one of each legendary pokémon in a game =p

[L33tPurple]

yay good vid

[edm9313]

Have you been having problems with your internet since upgrading to snow leopard?

[Olah92sVids]

yay you got it back up!