@Jacnas"This video is not that far from reality actually. Most animals can't masturbate because of their morphology. We are lucky in this respect"
Apes have a bone in their penis and do not have a hydraulically inflating penis like humans. If evolution is differential reproduction then reproduction would stop at that mutation and so would the evolution of humans from so called human/chimp common ancestor.
i am a history teacher and i show this movie for my western civ pt 1 and i get about 5 calls each year yelling at me but i get 15 praising me for making history fun
What about The horizon problem, many have attempted to answer it, but all fail. They have to cancel out one theory for an other. Or was Einstein wrong?. Plus new DNA research proves that man was never neanderthal.
What about The horizon problem, many have attempted to answer it, but all fail. They have to cancel out one theory for an other. Or was Einstein wrong?. Plus new DNA research proves that man was never neanderthal.
The pastor in this video is Ted Haggard. Type that name in to google and see what results come back. Trust me!!! All I can say is Meth Amphetamines and gay sex.
Cute...and this amazing process of evolution turned a smelly chimpy animal into a doctor, biologist, stockbroker and a Beethoven. Amazing; and if it happened on this tiny world floating in the dark cosmic void; it must have happened to untold other creatures on distant globes....
Brilliant! LMFAO
mrbrianmccarthy 9 months ago
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@Jacnas"This video is not that far from reality actually. Most animals can't masturbate because of their morphology. We are lucky in this respect"
Apes have a bone in their penis and do not have a hydraulically inflating penis like humans. If evolution is differential reproduction then reproduction would stop at that mutation and so would the evolution of humans from so called human/chimp common ancestor.
ozredneck22 9 months ago
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What is the name of that song?
vuxile 1 year ago
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vuxile 1 year ago
@random, I'm sure you're fired by now.
bigmatt010 1 year ago
Seems about right
MindAndMarzipan 1 year ago
That was brilliant.
WWXII 2 years ago
History of the World pt.1
(there was no pt.2, lol)
One of the great movies of my childhood.
KenMacMillan 2 years ago 3
damn jews
Sqirril 2 years ago
This video is not that far from reality actually. Most animals can't masturbate because of their morphology. We are lucky in this respect.
Jacnas 2 years ago 10
Mel Brooks is a genius.
xlanciferionx 2 years ago 5
i think they were praying
kunkuno 3 years ago
I wish they would start humping each other like dogs and then die!
peymaania 3 years ago
jejeje lol´s
RkrdSabaot 3 years ago
i wonder if this is based on some weird Helio-Genic Ritual...
lolwtfomfglol 3 years ago
loved the origins that we descended from apes who learned to use their hands not just to survive, also when they are lonely.
emancoy 3 years ago 2
is this from MP?
mrjfin 3 years ago
it is from History of the World: part 1
possibly Mel Brooks best film
hugiesrox 3 years ago 2
"you think it will fall"
"what"
"the roman empire"
"....fuck it" LOLz!!
yerapissant 3 years ago
unkle bob 3rd from the right lol
BeantownJim 3 years ago
I'm *sniff* SO PROUD! Good job you horny apes, good job.
KameWaOni 3 years ago 2
LOL the one on the right hahahah
fiendin281 3 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahaahaha!!!1
rofloffle
NickiTherese 3 years ago
Hilarious!
Nature9355 3 years ago
Thats evolution for you!
lreel16 3 years ago
Lol, I came from the that last standing man in the video... since of course I can last longer ;]
ORCX 4 years ago
loloolololololol a bunch of monkey wankin
cliforo 4 years ago
Masturbation is the meaning of life.
Though strangling animals is also pleasant.
(-_-)
TAKENnameARGH 4 years ago
i am a history teacher and i show this movie for my western civ pt 1 and i get about 5 calls each year yelling at me but i get 15 praising me for making history fun
random237p2000 4 years ago 11
they certainly act like us without the part of one being beaten into the ground
av1497 4 years ago
hahahaaha, mel brooks is hilarious
QuestionYourReality 4 years ago 2
are they stroking it?
rjohnson1984 4 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Jbear9 4 years ago
"AND THE APE STOOD AND BECAME MAN." A bunch of tossers...fkn hilarious!!
chickpea0007 4 years ago
wait, that is us now! We're not evolving, just revolving.
desertblbuesman 4 years ago
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What about The horizon problem, many have attempted to answer it, but all fail. They have to cancel out one theory for an other. Or was Einstein wrong?. Plus new DNA research proves that man was never neanderthal.
ajeetkunedodude 4 years ago
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What about The horizon problem, many have attempted to answer it, but all fail. They have to cancel out one theory for an other. Or was Einstein wrong?. Plus new DNA research proves that man was never neanderthal.
ajeetkunedodude 4 years ago
the punchlineis the pes wer ehitting dere owns ballsls or sumit
jamesosman 4 years ago
The pastor in this video is Ted Haggard. Type that name in to google and see what results come back. Trust me!!! All I can say is Meth Amphetamines and gay sex.
dustmundo 4 years ago 4
I don't get it. What's the punch line?
mergatroidal 4 years ago
lol it looks like they're all tossin off!? oooh ooh...Look at it again.
chickpea0007 4 years ago
History of the World!! Watch that movie and see Mel Brooks at his best!!
transhuman7 4 years ago
Wonderful! blaine
sloopy312 4 years ago
LOL! Repubublicans! Who knew?
NotSoOldHippy 4 years ago
lmao
nike11222 4 years ago
Cute...and this amazing process of evolution turned a smelly chimpy animal into a doctor, biologist, stockbroker and a Beethoven. Amazing; and if it happened on this tiny world floating in the dark cosmic void; it must have happened to untold other creatures on distant globes....
newmac 4 years ago
Love this clip from the movie, thanks for the reminder... have to go watch it now lol
MagnaBipolar 4 years ago
I didn´t exect that. LOL
Mel brooks realy knows how to make funny movies.
DeletedDelusion 4 years ago
funny as hell!
makeavelyck 4 years ago 2
well... that's something I don't see every day
cryptographix 4 years ago 2