Halo 3 Advert - Consolevania (www.consolevania.com)

[Void304]

I laughed at this until I was POSITIVE that I was going to throw up. XD

[XEP37]

WANT THE FUCK????? THIS IS HALO RIGHT OR HALO IS JUST BEING HARDCORE

[MisterLEM0NS]

"Teenaged boys sound like little girls..."

[C0nstellati0nZzz]

Roflmao

[eas3csy]

@androHoltz

Fuck off?

[StikManJones]

ahaahhahaha

[ramimarkusmaunula]

Sheer terror. And when our energy gauges depleted, we had to skulk behind a wall for *seconds* -- SECONDS!! -- before we could take scatters of automatic fire in the chest again. It was HELL.

[ramimarkusmaunula]

And when our energy gauges depleted, we had to skulk behind a wall for *seconds* -- SECONDS!! -- before we could take another clip of automatic fire in the chest again. It was HELL.

[Evi1M4chine]

We had to use gamepads for shooting, and it had autotargeting. It was terrible. Total despair. ;)

[greger2045]

Hahah nice!

[jhohcable]

This one single parody ad is better than the story of every single Halo game and book and comic and whatever else, and Red vs Blue, all COMBINED. It's also a better video game than the actual Halo games, and this isn't even a video game, it's simply a video.

[JudenGaming]

@jhohcable stupid ps3 fanboy is stupid

[Charliescene93]

The 155 dislikes are European

[Efcaz]

@Charliescene93 Hey, Im from Europe, I liked it. You paedophile, noob. =D

[Charliescene93]

@Efcaz ur a brittt thoughh this guy sounds eastern european.

[Efcaz]

@Charliescene93 He's scottish, putting on that accent so that it matches the original ad.

[Charliescene93]

love it

[Bentheguitarguy]

You don't want to play with the 360 pwner he is a paedo , play with iSHREDD that's where skills at ;) also why does it say help us kenny we are in the bins at the end ?

[CRAIGNEWLAND]

Yeah I'm the 360 pwner, it's good to meet a fan what's ur gamertag buddy ?

[CRAIGNEWLAND]

That is fucking brilliant !!

[ubergamer88]

@CRAIGNEWLAND yeh its bloody brilliant. lol. heard a rumour that ur the 360 pwner? is that true? add me dood it would be ace to play with a cod legend like u!

[TheCuriousOrange83]

It's funny because it's true.

[LittlePikachu]

ROFL best video ever...in my defense as an American...ya i trash talk Europeans just as much as they trash talk me

[prettyboyalldayadigg]

0:57 duh duh duh

[wooddabers]

I had a similar "war story" once. I just said "you might want to wait for your balls to drop before you try to sound intimidating, ya little shit"

Complete radio silence ensued ^_______^

[podtech115]

@wooddabers That's awful of you! And it's kind of creepy that you would say that to a kid....

[wooddabers]

@podtech115

*Shrug* lots of kids these days (ESPECIALLY online) are little assholes. If I can't get them to shut up and be humble in person, I'm gonna do it with my language =D

[podtech115]

@wooddabers This is why you shouldn't let kids see Michael Bay's Transformers.

[LittlePikachu]

I want to say this is funny, yet sadly this is true

[hoodboi718]

i got a great laugh out of this. i think i'll watch this once a month so i can keep laughin.

[Ghost8492]

I instinctively fake an American accent just to avoid that whenever I go on Live. Then I play with friends, and they're like "wtf, when did you move to America?"

[GoldenBoy7996]

this one caught me off guard

[Firesonic999]

And your a Nazi.

[LittlePikachu]

Go back to Fucking Europe you fucking Prick! LOL!!!

[Firesonic999]

Lol brits are stuck up, Americans are fat, and idk what else lol.

[imannist]

Aah.. funniest video I've seen in a while. And as an european live gamer, it also rings true.

[Chucktanium]

I love how people on xbox live will say things like 'go back to europe' without considering that it's xbox LIVE

[LittlePikachu]

ROFL this is freaken hilarious

[elementInfinitium]

lmfao it's so true though.

[NickyAmerica]

MAI ROFLCHOPPER, IT GOES

SOI SOI SOI.

[lukeseandavies]

ahaha that made me laugh

[CustardGanet]

Fucking Americans man,Earth's shame they really are.All they do is mouth off piss poor abuse and call everyone brits haha

[TranceLuvr69]

i laughed so hard at the end "go back to europe" HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[9ner]

HAHAHAHAHA that caught me off guard

[JapeUK]

Ditto, nice.

[Cube210]

You know alot of these people below me are right. It's not just the american teens, It's also the American pre-teens. The 6-8 yr old who just got the game and think they are noob owning über gamers.

[Delluseonist2]

So fucking true. every american ive met on halo3 has called me a fag fro being british. just confirms the stereotype that all americans are thick as shit

[b00stedrust]

you're an idiot.

[skatblast]

thats right bitch

[shaterproofblosm]

haha, that was so you at the end wasnt it?

[IzomKozeg]

hahaha

Great!:D

[uglypinkmoose]

this is funny as hell even though its not just americans

[PAP300]

lol its not only american teens that scream around like a bunch of dick holes online

[joshpwnsnoobs]

this is one of the first videos I ever watched on youtube. still one of my favorites =)

[TheHeavyMetalGuy]

I Lol'd

[CapaldiYO]

awesome

[nathaneresilem]

Britain and scotland are in europe thats why they are both part of EU

[mrgenius4]

Lol

[StormriderShift]

LMAO this video is so true! XD

[xCodGodx]

this is hilarious

[Meddl3yB0Y]

did you know that that old guy at the beggining is master cheif ...if you didnt know that

[coulditbekronau]

go back to europe you fuckling prick

[dared111]

Ooops sorry. Didnt finish the video first.

[Mysterious0Bob]

Oh Scotland isn't in Europe? You guys are great at geography, aren't you?

[mosspower1]

politically? ohh yeah thats why their part of EU..

[Greatcheezer2021]

this made my day.

this always makes my day.

[Novarei]

Epic.

[DavyMacaroni]

Man, this video clearly shows how cool is the Xbox360 community.

[joshpwnsnoobs]

god i love this fucking video

[chocofantasia]

this is what everyone says about being addicted to halo 3 lol

[Hauntedman1]

LOLZ AWESOME

[TheKingOfFresno]

Too fucking funny.

[mrqueticoman]

go back to europe you fuckling prick

[hawaiianhomeboi]

LOL

[Speedy3909]

omg that was the funnyest thing i have seen all day

[Wortnick]

Consolevania is back! Check their channel page, season 4 is on at last, all up on youtube. Good to have yees back boys

[paulmanutd07]

Glasgow Gaming FTW

[OmegaTrooper]

LOL

[JodieLouise7]

"then I hear the voices start... American teenage voices sound like little girls..."

"or go back to fucking Europe you fucking prick.. and err.. or y'know"

LOL this is well good =)

[socarulz]

OMG I LUL'D SO HARD AT THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA simply amazing.

[fictitousmoose]

help us kenny, we are at the riverside in the bins wtf is that all about

[theTosh]

They taped an episode of their show under a bin in Glasgow.... someone found it but hasn't shown it.

[Nidarteh1337]

haha genious

[RollioPolleaous]

I'd forgotten how marvelous this was.

[Brenho]

same

[toolowtoolow]

Dude that totally caught me off guard i started laughing so hard..i was like wtf this isnt the guy that did the voice from the first commercial..

"american teenage voices sound like little girls"

i was laughing so hard...

[8H2324]

1up x 232!!!

[OREZ828]

OMG... BRILLIANT...

[devinsandler]

that is so F#$@$@# funny

[IStevieI]

haha so true

[ichimaru34]

Holy shit that was hilarious!

[JR113FTW]

ahahahah

[GamerRevolution]

Lmao!!! So funny :p

[mungabba]

That was brilliant!

[brandan3450]

gay!!

[realifesmile]

LMAO !

[YllenNoslen]

lmfao

[cawman11]

That was fucking hilarious

[arlekinoUa]

бугагагага!

[Jimderkaisser]

hahahaha

[Alphawolf0019]

LOL half of this is true. I deny the "little girl" part. Namely because those "girly voices" ARE NOT teenagers; its the retarded 10-12 year olds who aren't even supposed to be on Live.

[rockerfaerie]

This cracked me up it's so true

Being a girl halo player like

hahahahaha

you kick their ass they're all

"You sound like a boy" XD

[abmeraz86]

LOL truly funny cuz i have heard americans talk bs like that to people from other countries lol

[lewislikepudding]

americans do all sound like little girls

[Gormanmod]

estrogen poisoning.

[SnowBlind853]

Lewis, you're a prick.

[Drowzor]

True dat.

[nkhdbz]

that was awesome. just awesome

[zachary102000]

LOLS "Go back to Europe, you fucking cracker"

[wowinn]

hahha compares with MC sucks at halo

[LazyPants09]

Better than the original

[grdwalker]

that is hilarious at the end, its what i get after owning someone on COD4

[BECKDADDY]

help u wut

[mutl3y]

Genius

[laurentiis24]

Hillarious, caught me off gaured cause I've seen the real(original) video.

LOL

[xyonickx11]

omg that was funny

[weakestlink41]

It seems you need to re-check your history. We were won in vietnam but our biassed liberal media made it seem that we lost. It all came to shambles when we turned command over to the ARVIN (south vietnamese). And in WW2 Britain tried to help out in the beginning but were easily pushed back and America had to England from Germanys stranglehold.

[pablitin21]

mmmmmmmmmoooooooooooottttttttt­taaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll­

[funkyb001]

"Besides if were (sic) stupid then how come we were able to invent the car, plane, phone, polio vaccine, harness electricity etc..."

Not meaning to criticise but:

Car: Karl Benz (Germany) or maybe Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot (France)

Plane: Alberto Santos-Dumont (Brazil) or the Wright bros. (USA)

Phone: Alexander Graham Bell (Scotland)

Polio vaccine: Jonas Salk (USA)

Electricity: The whole world, starting with Thales von Milet in Greece, 600 BC.

Computers: Charles Babbage (England)

The more you know

[weakestlink41]

I really should make my self clear cause I am starting to sound like an uneducated jackass. When I said harness electricity I meant the first person to put it to a really important practical use like a lightbulb. The plane was invented in the U.S. You were correct about the car and phone but when looking up computers it gave me at least 20 different people. I appreciate the critisism because you made me double or triple check.

[Raedan23]

woooooooo!

hate forum! hate forum!

[Millhouse013]

this is win. just watched the original ad, and this is a great joke. you should have included one thing, though

they did terrible things to the fallen... things I will never forget... what has been seen cannot be unseen... for some reason, the aliens called it "teabagging"

[eltoroloco43]

LOL, it's going to be interesting explaining to my 6 year old why American teenagers scream like girls. At first, I'm thinking young Marines, then I heard Newb in there. PAUSE!

[bballman1079]

hahaha the ending is hilarious...america fucking kicks asssssss!

[pyroco101]

noobs = epic fail

[zweihander2000]

Epic win.

[qwesfUU]

lol

[Forsakenscot]

if u fannies are gonna go on about the brittish empire do bear in mind who got sent everywhere too fight _ the scottish _ cos the english r fcking pussies

[NESzebes]

thats not true..

[Dharengo]

It's funny cos it's true.

[xxSpiderpig27xx]

we laugh at this but yet things like this really do happen on xbox live.

[WinterAyars]

That's why it's funny.

[theTACTICZ]

lol i love his kickass Polish accent

[Snake8220]

BAHAHAHa!!! thot it was serious at beginin

[TaNkPsYcoTic]

this is funny as hell

[ChaserExodus]

The purpose of this add is to describe what goes on on Halo [ verbal abuse etc. ] because everyone thinks you make the most friends by calling eachother butt pirates and faggots.Also it's WAS to say Halo 3 is offcial.

[wowinn]

its funny

[MaximusC9]

... ?

WTF is this about ? - some strange add, thats all i'll say, funny tho

[midgetmofia04]

i agree wit what thoes kids say go america!!!

[sonic4482]

lol man you gotta hate the people who just make fun of you then leave in the after game lobby but that was halarious

[tseago]

lol tht so true

XBOX LIVE RULES

[KatakiUchiha]

that's sooo awesum

[Rosso1990]

lmao thats so ture i use to get it all time when i fist started playing i dont get it has much now i got all the achievements only if i play a shit game

[gravyguy7123]

rofl

[jeffie9]

oh my fucking god!! so funny, i fell outofmy chair!!!lolol

[jeffie9]

oh my fucking god!! so funny, i fell outofmy chair!!!lolol

[huynhtony]

LOL

[wreiad]

So real...

[legostarboy]

lmao

[cloverfieldmonster1]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!

[iamcoolerthanyouall]

lmao

[iamcoolerthanyouall]

lmao

[yoyoinferno]

lol, go back to f***** germany u f****** prick

[samus333999]

lmfao

[ConceptCrash]

Thats superior to the original advert.

Damn I hate unsporting people on Xbox LIVE....

[hobochili92]

lol,that's way funny

[ablugabla]

i think its hilarious

and im american

[FrontLineSpartan119]

This is really dumb. It's wrong to stereotype Americans this way....

[smallbo13]

get over urself

[lanz0r4tehwin]

Whens the last time you were abused on LIVE by someone who isnt American?

[smallbo13]

dude get overyourself no one cares if ur touchy and everyone makes fun of u now go have some tea and crumpets u brit

[lanz0r4tehwin]

You really think it's an insult to be British? I'm apart of the fucking Empire, baby.

[Pyronaut]

Empire sucks. Rebellion forever.

[lanz0r4tehwin]

I find your lack of faith disturbing

[smallbo13]

O YEA

[PazzyBeiProductions]

Empire For The Win!

[smallbo13]

britain is not an empire even americans are that stupid and im american u were a monarchy who lost to a bunch of poor people back a couple hundred years ago and then all of sudden are like hey were democracy sorry we were suckh jerks

[theyoung90]

wow dude have you never heard of the British empire? anyone whos ever taken any history class knows that Britain had an empire. Britain had colonies in Asia and in North America which make it an empire. you give Americans a bad name.

[smallbo13]

yea they WERE an empire then they lost to a army that was like not even 1/4 of their size

[Tealeaf8]

Ha, Britain burned down the white house.