Booby Scare & Booty Pop on POPTUB

[rhotsexysmilem]

I can't put my nude videos here, obviously.... but I can do anything I want on webcam if anyone is interested. **REAL** girl here. Contact me on yahoo = SpoiledBrat19f or aim = jessicateases19 I love to be watched!

[markeymonk]

i want sum turtles now so bad,your a taze fullon...you said it perfect....so beautiful,why women was made,pure wow....

[777shan3]

is it me or does Maria look like my next girlfriend?

aha =P

[LetArtsLive]

in ny theyre going to tax soda pepsi included

[wildmanchris200]

She's an UZI Spit!

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[qsxybabe4funv]

Hey Guys! Jessica here if anyone wants to chat with a real SXY 19 teen year old girl, my yahoo / aim is: JessicaTeases19

[b1ackace108]

a video with a cock and a pussy. That new (sarcasm)

[Blindianboy]

why do exercises to get a healthy body, when you can wear something that isn't a thong! guys will love that!

[JamesYoungTV]

Boys con girls with steroids, Girls con boys with booty pop. Ain't that about a bitch?

[jb44421]

0:12 - 0:30 is too funny.

[vscialabba32]

That chick is hot

[tsebba]

why did poptub stop making videos?

[chesshirecat2]

ann o y i ng

[plasticteeth]

Ella & Aleksi: Lähdetään Rovaniemelle siis, tämä on yöjuna kasikuusviis. Sooo cute..

[obamaforyourmoma]

duuuuuuuddeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! she looks like my fucking hot math teacher. u no what i get in math. a HUGE, LONG, THROBBING, BREAK THRU MY JEANS, DAM GOOD EDUCATION with a huge boner in my math class!!!

[Narzath1]

Michael how'd you get out of the asylum honey? Take your meds now.

just kidding FUCK YOUR FACE FUCK YOUR FACE FUCK YOUR FACE FAG

[HeyJeremyC]

Hahahaha I LOVE jpmetz!!

[supermanwillneverdie]

wo ist poptube! omg was soll ich jetzt machen?!

[klaatu42]

BootyPop is doubly appropriate since PopTub is ButPop backwards and Booty is YToob backwards. Too much time on my hands. I know.

[vodkaneat]

I can't believe it! I just went to the TVGuide channel on youtube, and guess who was hosting the red carpet interview? Maria Sansone!!! What? Is she working full time over there, or is this just some kind of trick?

[octav3k]

My only subscription on Youtube has stopped adding videos... ARE YOU INSANE?

What am I supposed to do now when I'm bored... read a book?! o.O

[Hablero]

Can't you film a Poptub video from Florida? :D

[vodkaneat]

Did you guys quit making POPTUB? Has Maria gone to work for ESPN full time as a sideline reporter? (Which she should consider doing, cause she is the most perfect person ever, and would be a great addition to TV land.)

[sbflash311]

What's happened to Maria? I thought they rescued her when that geeky guy with the glasses bound and gagged her and stuffed her in his dressing room and hijacked her show.

[Prytonis]

A day without Poptub's like a Youtube video without a nut shot.  :-(

[hockeydiva93]

Oh I watch both of those dog channels

[mapleloaf67]

where's my FUCKING Poptub I want Maria...

[defcotv]

... bootydrop ... ?

[teamrocketspet]

I am a little upset... One of the things I used to check up on hot and upcoming videos was poptub. Please, come back!

[POPTUB]

No get upset. We'll be back, as soon as we max out our vacation time. Florida is lovely this time of year.

[defcotv]

... bootydrop ...

[sodatub]

Grumpy's, I can relate. :I

-Pepsi staff

[1happiness]

What happened to poptub and Maria?

[flybynyte03]

i'm wondering the same thing! where's poptub??

[MGAVBRACE]

This shit sucked balls !! Good riddance !!

[defcotv]

... bootydrop ...

[PhillyBlunt6988]

Did Maria died??

[tcade25]

man as soon as I start watching you guys go off,lol.WTF?

[defcotv]

.... bootydrop .....

[Orangeflava]

When is POPTUB coming back?

[ozonatedman]

Hey, I'll even settle for Ron Jeremy now...

[defcotv]

Im addicted to bootydrop ....

[pemchem]

i think we can all pretty much admit that we are addicted to poptub and going through withdrawal. at least, that's how i feel!

[freewaytav]

life without poptub is even worse than life without a single drop of pepsi ok it isn't that bad the second is worst lol

[POPTUB]

more poptub soon. *hugs*

[timstheater2009]

We'd hope so!!!! Ready for new episodes

[defcotv]

Negril?

[MrPussyaddict]

she is hot

[thebamams]

what about the boody drop. WHATTT?

[brocoliticks]

Hey I correctly guessed where all the POPTUB staffers were. Don't I get a little credit? :)

[POPTUB]

Yes, if we do jamaican vacation 2010, then you get an official invite, brocoliticks.

[POPTUB]

hi. *waves*

[bigboys1199]

lol

[lkdg768]

can you wear black garters and stockings with no panties next time?????

[sodatub]

great video, keep up the good work, and you might get over minimum wage!

-Pepsi staff Midwest California HQ

[defcotv]

I guess the Bootydrop killed Poptub ...

Or was it the butt-lovin chicken ....

[defcotv]

Cmon guys, I need my daily portion of Maria!!!

[xxciv]

As Pepsi sales plummet they just couldn't this elaborate setup called .. Poptub?

[Foeley]

Me miss Maria

[brocoliticks]

Maybe they went on vacation

[TrancePants78]

seriously where is poptub this week?!?

tell us poptub staff!!!!!

[boedcubs]

This is terrible. Why won't they tell us?

[POPTUB]

be cool, trancepants, new poptub coming soon. (stretches) just enjoying a little vacay.

[topcatrox]

How come there hasn't been a new poptube since the 8th September?

[pemchem]

what? the last one was on friday the 9th of october

[pemchem]

or the 8th. this one actually!

[POPTUB]

enjoying some vacation, but don't worry, we'll be back shoon. (that's shortly and soon). *xox*

[S0ulcreat1ve]

I was wondering where are the new POPTUB episodes where, but there is an vacation break... aha!!

You still human after all! haha!

Enjoy the vacation, just like me..!

[chabab]

it's a been a while when a poptub came out!

i miss maria!

[yourmomhehehe]

I love that shirt!!

[yakamuci]

man she is gorgeous and funny, i wish she was more successful.

[Therese188]

yaay, jpmetz <3 !!! 8D

[spike934]

Nice tits Maria!

[TutorialforAll]

Nice Video...

Lg

Chris

[gjonesy9]

I have a request.

Maria, may I ask will you do another Charlie Angels seen for us please.

Something like kick a door open and pretend that you're holding a gun in

both hands. Uh, and you have to be in a turtleneck and wearing designer

jeans! :o)~~~

(lol)

[Twisteddreamer78]

Quick question Maria....When you said at the beginning "Holy Crap are you guys watching the best show on the internet?" Were you pointing at your cleavage?

Just curious. P.S Both shows are fantastic.

[limemartini]

haha jpmetz, so funny!

[T1mesp4wn]

she is hot

[veramele]

i love the pretty dress =]

[dellforce]

Man, I swear...! If ANYBODY... ANY BOTT-TY EVAHHH say ANYTHING bad about Maria Sansone, They gonna have to answer to ME!!

[1smax16]

maria sansone is a fucking douche!!!! lol

[dellforce]

That's YOUR ASS! You gotta watch your BACK, NOW...

[1smax16]

sorry i dont understand nigger.....

[1smax16]

and get over yourself your a pussy, just like maria sansone

[xoBeeLoveox]

omg i love the clothes that she wears. where does she get them!?

[Keldrad]

is this movie quote episode or something?

[88damnboy88]

can't stop loking at maria's boobs... just saying..!

[squirelluvr12]

HAHAHA

[perfectie]

I love Maria.

[enemyest]

Doubt it

[eerockk111]

I've seen this babe in a porn movie before, a couple of yrs. ago. Does anybody know the name of it? I think it was a "VCA Platinum" production.

[DEADMAN780]

was that a kkk dog

shit poptub i never thought you would take it that far for a joke

[xtaco4BR3AKFASTx]

i love the what about the booty drop part lmao

[QHRReport]

you are so much fun

[thesouthsidex3NBD]

this lady is hot! lol

[nanelarya]

cute shirt maria, i dont approve of the cat cleaning chicken either

[SpidermanIsTheBomb]

back to the future quote!!!!!!!

[kikopup]

Hey, thanks for featuring our halloween video! :)

[rasenganvschidori00]

her boobies look bigger

[Jaksary]

mm, the only good thing about poptub.

[Lowblowmannen]

sigh

[chabab]

maria are you even trying?

lol

awesome!

[SEANxLONG]

Poptub is the best Show on the Internet for Maria Sansone being the Best Most Funniest & Beautiful Host!

[sodatub]

nice video POPTUB.

-Pepsi's alternate channel

[linenlines]

im in love

[BraydonSzafranski]

The Poptub videos are become more and more scatterbrained and random, less and less cohesive and sensible. I think the writers - probably a stuffed animal ensemble - and Maria have been at this for too long and they are starting to lose their minds. I don't blame them, really. But damn if that kid isn't good at the accordion. (By the way, in that compilation video there must exist the noise from last episode and the O-Face in the video previous to that one.)

[MINISLASH0]

thanks, captain obvious.

[Konchuu]

ROFL JPMETZ! <3 I fucking love her.

[dannybenoit]

NICE BOOBS

[Bennyishere]

The Booty Drop is probably the greatest thing Maria has ever done on Poptub.

[Dirkus101]

lookin good maria

[kmf78]

WTF Poptub, you showed some hella weird videos today.....Booty Pop to make you look even fatter, booby scare, electric cowboy, and a cock cleans a pussy er I mean a chicken cleans a cats butt!?! and that whiny bitch complaining about DC is just wrong! wrong i say ☺

[charlieclown]

whats better @ 1:15 booty drop or @ 2:40 yelp?

someone needs to make a compilation video of these things she does and see if it gets shown on the poptub

[SirKnobofCheese]

The Jimi Hendrix of the Accordion

[Sweeneyrod]

love your TOP!!!

[xXxmoonwarriorxXx]

i like your dress/top in this one

[vv222]

Your dress is so pretty! Jealous!

[Martiinkun]

boobs

[jendelris]

jpmtez it's the best

[eerockk111]

She looks delicious. But the video.......not so much.

[pieceofmanbearpig]

your just trollin'.

[PlaneVFootball]

gosh your hot

[Prytonis]

0:11 The Air Force Memorial is an eye soar, but dissing the Smithsonian is low.

If you ever get to our nations capital and want to see my favorite Smithsonian exhibit, go to the Natural History museum, walk across the lobby past the wooly mammoth into the room with the dinosaurs, hang a right into a little theatre. There you can listen to the CHON song...it rocks.

[StipularGorilla]

Flogging Molly!

[BalooDumptruck]

thats want your mom said last night

[BenTech687]

wow i love your boobs

[daggod3]

lol love the show, but I DARE you to do an episode with NO animals, what so ever.

[TrancePants78]

lol maria pwnd by butt-pecking chicken!!!

[whateverfin]

Cleavage.

[THAHITMAN509]

1:15! Maria gets LOW! :)

[Kway32]

AMERICAN BEAUTY QUOTES!

[Prytonis]

Thank you Kway, I missed that. And since every Poptub intro is unique, like a snowflake, it would have been a crying shame to miss that.

[Kway32]

Haha, thanks.

Sarcastic YouTube comments are even better than the classic all-caps.

[Prytonis]

That wasn't sarcasm, it was sincere. 

Most of that comment wasn't directed at you...I'm playing a comment based internet game, but I do thank you for catching the American Beauty reference, I totally missed it.

[Kway32]

Ah, woops.

Maybe I'm not that great at detecting text-based sarcasm.

That's one of my favorite quotes from the film.

[Prytonis]

No worries, and nice catch with the quote.

[ColevanFilms]

I really want to be your friend... both of you.

[dascottjr]

I want to be both of your friends. Oh, and you only get two friends...and they're both me....

Sorry.... :-P

[fallintotheabyss]

lol for the cat and the rooster u should have said

"heres a cock cleaning out a pussy"

[ryandude2448]

ROFL

[purplebloodtv]

POPTUB! please make me a b-day gift and feature one of my vids! jk you dont have too! ( but please do)

[JamaicanMon]

who is the girl from the pic?

[michristina]

Love Jpmetz!!!

[D4Shawn]

Your flux capacitor was showing.

[andwoahalex]

^^^ CHECK ME OUT &&

i am a HUGE fan of poptub

[brocoliticks]

Metallica's songs could be improved with some thrash accordion

[boneless63]

POPTUB is the best! ;-)

[xforgetmenotsx]

lmao

loved the DC sucks

and yes that is a disgustingly ugly monument

yup

and booty pop...

if you're already fat

why would you want to look fatter???

[JABRock91]

JPMETZ!

[kaidiau]

you look so hyper today lol

[TheWillofDC]

YAY JPMETZ!

[xXxTh3Kill3r1xXx]

the cat likes it anal

[MestizoFilipino]

1:44 is like the the Secret Girlfriend commercial.

[bearmare]

Ah yes, clever lady. First you dazzle us (me) with snappy one-liners and the appropriately thrusted deux pas trois, where it is most effective. No doubt, you have be deluged by my overtures; yet, you do not seem to succumb to my wiles. Are you only enticing me further and deeper into that catacomb you call your Heart? Or, perhaps there is a much more tactful game afoot? Well played, Ms. Sansone. Well played.

[loserluigi]

yesss! jpmetz on Poptub = <3

[CooperLordOfAll]

:34 is magical.

[dancer2bff7]

Haha the first video i sub to her she's a makeup artist

[WeskJago]

1:31 - lol yeah i understand why you walked off. when videos get THAT messed up, it's time to quit :P

[datboipinoi]

what's gotten into u today, maria? ur all pissy pissy

did someone steal ur tampons?

[jmarkula]

I got disturbed chickens cleaning job..badly

[cuntscab555]

what's with all the lame cover bands?

[WeskJago]

sure i'll know what you're talking about someday, but will it be too late by then? ..i'm scared... hold me maria lol

[iMichelleProductions]

Wow. xD

[11comecastk11]

omg, todays my birthday!!!!!!!

[carnut76]

Can I get those 3 min back please?

[DragonBallPivot]

okay: gimmie 20 years and 300Trillion dollars, you can go back in time to waste ANOTHER 6 minutes!

P.S. NO!

[HarryLisewski]

meow

[jtfyou]

Man, what am she talking about?

JK

[Harrison3377]

3. quality

[donovanlau]

lmao at DC sucks

[robertosato5]

fuck...I'm 40th

[XBoyZontherun]

hahahaha xD nice one lol

[Elijah919]

haha love the dog tricks one

[ThunderMyBoi]

8thh

[cartman1648]

over 9000th