Louis CK - Married men

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[TennesseeComedy]

if only i were married, then i could use that excuse



[Yui108]

This guy fucking rocks



[Maddolis]

Feeling this at 21.

[xXcrackheadfoogabeXx]

@Maddolis ouchh

[OhAyeBro]

@Maddolis forever a louis

[stevok777]

and nooow hes divorced . Poor Louis

[resandelantis]

@stevok777 yeah right poor louis lmao. now hes actually getting laid, good for him!

[Basram]

@stevok777 Fuck you divorces are good. Imagine if you couldn't divorce someone you hated or had children with that reminded you of them every day.

[MrBaker0927]

@Basram You'd still have to see your kids no matter what

[sonebezi]

Damn this guy make me feel better about being a loser!

[Snoofalah]

There's some woman in the audience who laughs like a hyena at everything. It's times like that where you want him to stop the show and tell her to gtfo.

[CoolerKing37]

@Snoofalah Almost every other comedy show I've watched on tv has at least one of those women....I wonder if it's the same person....

[Snoofalah]

@CoolerKing37 I wouldn't doubt it. That, or someone who laughs at everything invented a cloning machine, and now all her misfit genetic clumps are walking around, paying for shows to ruin.

[cochranexyz]

@Snoofalah There is always someone in the audience who laughs like a hyena.

[powermasterjazz]

"go fuck somebody else. I'll jerk off to you later, probably have a better time." LOL that had me rollin!

[crimson2knight]

@powermasterjazz That was awesome!!!

[sensationaldenny]

Louis is the best in the business at the moment

[Zanderx01]

ey, fuck u

[Theizzer]

Still people givin thumbs down for this... must be girls? This is hilarious!

[DustyBurnzzz]

@Theizzer not this girl...haha...I think it's f*ckeeen hilarious...love all his shit (not an ugly girl either...just thought I'd throw that in there ...haha)

[DonWon313]

meh. nothin special

[abdufiadbfajdfb]

Awkward claps.

[YellowSpotFungus]

You can't compare comedians man, you just can't.

Louie obviously talks about his situations in life.

And god dammit he speaks the truth.

Other comedians talk about other things, so why compare them?

they dont talk about the same things, that shit would be gay.

cuz we would already have heard it once.

so who gives a shit about your opinion, you're shit anyway.

stop thinking and arguing, you're making yourself look all the more

STUPID. btw SkillakaAce, you spelled "their" wrong.

[jsopher85]

So true. This makes me want to get married. :)

[Lazerai]

If I have one more kid, this is me perfectly. *sigh* sad but true, at least this makes me laugh about it!

[genkisenshi]

lmfao funny!

[shamoni8]

story of my life. except the married part

[vidrocity]

he has a wife, he's a comedian. you don't take it personally girls. I'm a girl too, but he's really making fun of himself

[grippedbythelips]

hes divorced

[vidrocity]

well it happens

[sexypants1234]

he sounds like ricky from trailer park boys when he said 'who fuckin' cares' its so jokes:P

[L0C0LeX]

like im gonna get "mad" pussy lmao(for those of you that dont know , mad is another way of saying alot. the pussy isnt angry)

[pinapple25]

ur stupid

[farfigneugan]

who is thumbs-downling L0C0?!?! Thumbs up that shiat!

[sexypants1234]

... we all asked, so its good you told us.

[craigclanof4]

jerk off to you later...haha...I would've added ...and I don't have to buy you dinner. lol

[CadicusTheDamned]

No shit. Girls drive me crazy because I have a big cock. Wow. Some bitches are the fucking real psychos.

[skillz139]

lmao i love when he says "mad pussy"

[musicjunkie2525]

He makes me miss Boston!

[ripousse]

LOL

why is this only rated as a one star ?

hahahahah

"that shit is over for me 4 ever"

[mnypwrrspkt]

i still say fuck you to women. But i carry it out.

[ripousse]

what ?

so... you're gay ?

[mnypwrrspkt]

no my friend, YOU are gay :)

if you dont get my comment, youre a pussy.

[sexypants1234]

fuck you, you're a pussy

[mnypwrrspkt]

get a life, or better yet.. get a wife.

[sexypants1234]

rofl? get a life? im doing the exact same thing as you are. and why do i need a wife? im only 18:P you're jokes bro

[ilanchico]

hes a comedian

its a comedy act

remove the stick thats in ur ass and try not taking it personaly

[ilanchico]

@mnypwrrspkt

actually u went looking for it and that's why you heard it. It's also pretty funny that you criticize his humor but then make rude and sexist remarks of your own, except yours aren't even intended as a joke but as an insult. I think we found our internet tough guy for the day :). I was wrong it's not a stick up your ass its a massive dick that you were probably suckin on for weeks before you got the guts to ram it in there :).

[mnypwrrspkt]

@ ilanchico youre completely wrong.. my comment must have been misinterpreted. I can say fuck you to a woman just like he does.. but end up fucking her too. I like his dirty jokes.. Louis ck is awesome.. but i guess so many losers that hate their lives come to watch louis ck's self depricating humor, that they couldnt stand the thought of a guy getting layed by hot women. everybody jumped on my pole thereafter.

[ilanchico]

wait u like his jokes?

im confused?

this entire conversation is about you trashing ck louise for the way he talks aout women.

im missing something

[mnypwrrspkt]

@ ilanchico ive watched every single louis ck clip there is on youtube.. i never trashed louis ck.. my original quote was... i also say fuck you to women (just like he does) but then i also fuck them... im trashing his quoted inability to fuck hot women. which is probably false... i think he probably fucks hot women now.

[jek21]

He is (was?) married, so you're trashing him for not cheating on his wife.

[mnypwrrspkt]

fuck off dickhead... nobody here knows what the hell is going on.. a little quote was made into a huge thing just cause people dont understand what the fuck im trying to say.. move on..

[jek21]

I feel safe knowing that the future of our civilization is in your hands and the hands of others like you.

[superrockerali]

bravo!

[BlackRainGraffiti]

Only just found out about this guy but he is excellent, really good comedian.

[xPoptartt]

Not sure why people gave this comment a thumbs down.

[MEGAGUY21]

i don't know either

guess those thumb downers still kissing up to sexy girls asses for attention from them.

those fools,sexy girls are just play with them

[olivemike81]

Louis C.K. is like an angrier, more insecure version of Patton Oswalt. And it's fucking comic gold!!!!

[Livicsf]

My mate compares him to George Carlin,

Which i think is wrong.

To me, Louis Ck is in a class of his own, An outstanding comedian in his own right.

[byrnecobain]

I hate George Carlin, but I think Louis CK is really funny.

[phoosc25]

What! how can you hate Carlin!

[halfassedfart]

@byrnecobain You have no taste. Louis is good, but he's not nearly as good.

[byrnecobain]

@halfassedfart If you think I'm wrong, then give me a link to a good George Carlin standup video.

[halfassedfart]

@byrnecobain Err, any of them? Carlin never drops below 'good', though feminists might beg to differ.

[SkullakaAce]

@byrnecobain Are you two kidding me? He is basically a young George Carlin. Their comedy is alike. Watch at least 10 of each. Watch the "Why" clip.

[byrnecobain]

@SkullakaAce Yeah but Louis CK isn't annoying and self-important.

[vexun11]

I would fuck you but u wouldnt fuck me so fuck u

[EilertPilarmDM]

trueness

funny and true so true

[clynchie88]

when i see a beuatiful girl im like fuck you... LMFAO

[vanostranII]

ouch!