Hardly Working: Evil Chair

[UncleBards2]

wtf is a lumbar?

[FreshprinceObelair]

I love in the one episode pat says he's a satanist is always commented instead of the COUNTLESS other episodes where he supports God.

[RealTimeAnimeLover]

... Her In

[lxXDobbyXxl]

of course Murph is one of the evil monks.That is just so typical Murph!

[YoungKeley]

my fisrt hardly working really good!

[coran3]

At 02:10 why are pats arms all red and cut. I assume its a result of sitting in the chair but its just not mentioned or shown properly.. Bit odd.

[ValenDrethOblivion]

@coran3 Its the blood of Dans... lets say problem. He had blood on his hands when he and Josh forced Pat on the chair. Must of wiped off onto Pat, you see? :D

[s3x0fd34Th]

lol jeff's part always crack me up

[rajilia24]

0:14 amir on wall

[mairul34]

1:07 i thought that was epic meal time

But sadly no...

[pekedude]

how do you hang yourself with wood?

[YoungKeley]

@pekedude like the tree he hung himself on kindda deemeted

[uniscorn3636]

epic meal time

[WoahItsASnowbear]

But did you feel your soul get sucked from inside you?

[Mugetsu309]

what the hell is a lumbar?!

[TheJaredtheJaredlong]

@Mugetsu309 the vertebra of the lower back

[Mugetsu309]

@TheJaredtheJaredlong lol thanks :P

[SchylerCruzify]

I feel asleep to this and awesome bid

[POWERISPAIN]

TOBUSCUS

[Aznwarlord7]

Lol when everyone left soneone was walking in the background

[Pryen4]

pat was once a priest spreading the word about jesus... then a satanist... then a cultist... and now he hates the evil chair, pat needs to make up him mind

[cdbrag]

"I saw the exact moment of my death"

[Blackatoa200013]

Suck to not have anything girls can suck.

[RypeMango]

That must be the evil EpicMealTime chair...

[TheKeyWestian]

Can you see it in a mirror?

[sean0f]

at 0:13 there are 3 firsts of the month ... at the end

[haltopen12]

does anyone recognize the music at 0:35?

[xlr84lyfe]

0:22 how do you hang yourself with wood?

[TacoTown254]

@xlr84lyfe He hung himself on a tree

[MrHoldenMcrotch]

A*

[MrHoldenMcrotch]

@Physicx17 I'm am being s "Grammar Nazi".

[jcdrummerz96]

this mustve been the same say they shot Jake and Amir: Baby cause that's exactly what Jake wore in that video with that hat

[Denominator90]

Josh needs to be in more vids.

[FibonaziProductions]

...I love you guys <3.

[MrHoldenMcrotch]

@MyFlamingpanda You capitalized "I" but not "am"? Also you forgot the quotes around "The Chair", which also earns the capital letters.

[Physicx17]

@MrHoldenMcrotch So what?

[MyFlamingpanda]

am I the only one who wants to sit in the chair

[sirdoodlebug219]

Wait, where did Vinnie go? Did the chair eat him?

[TJ2505]

Dont be like Pat Cassles

[nadrekps]

"....I saw the exact moment of my death...." I like dan best in 'What will Kevin do for Ricky's money'

[Daaru23]

I think the phantom has something to do with this...

[blackknightkanos]

"Kay, so maybe this chair carved from the wood which Judas hung himself." lol I laughed so hard

[zendaddy0]

who coined the phrase: coining a phrase?

[starkiller1289]

Why does it say ...HER IN at 2:21

[ihatetecmilenium]

JEFF SPEAKING IN TONGUES LOOOOOOL

[MTBrown72]

"And again, mutilated my genitals"

[marsuleo]

I wasn't really listening, I was wasted

[LizTheSinger]

Guys, I am fucking WATCHING the video. No need to quote everything.

[KatherinaW]

@LizTheSinger Oh it must be terrible to skim over comments in which do not please thee almighty Singer Liz.....-_- So humble and modest, made in the image of...Hitler.

[KennyMatthewsMonster]

@LizTheSinger +10 rep

[NillyFmusic]

@LizTheSinger OUCHA LAYBA LEBA OLAY!

[Dawmoon]

@LizTheSinger but... but I needed a new chair for my bad back.

[Shenmueproject]

@LizTheSinger i can imagine streeter saying that as i read it :3

[FireSqy]

@LizTheSinger So people shouldn't share their favorite quote/part of the video?

[SirDeerock]

Only Josh would by throne-like chair while wasted

[iXavierTV]

Isn't Pat a satanist?

[iOtameganeKun]

@iXavierTV How do you even know that?

[iXavierTV]

@iOtameganeKun If you watch Time Traveller 3, Pat admits he's a Satanist :P

[BubblePopz45]

@iXavierTV Just so you know, in Time traveler 3 he poses as a satanist doesn't mean he is ^^

[iXavierTV]

@BubblePopz45 Yes but he says he's been studying the ways of a satanist, when he shows the book ;)

[BubblePopz45]

@iXavierTV True but again maybe he did it for the sketch. Most of them do things or say things about themselves that aren't true, Like Sarahs middle isn't really fartuacus lol.

[iXavierTV]

@BubblePopz45 Dude I didn't mean he was a satanist in REAL LIFE XD In the sketch-series. Aha.

[BubblePopz45]

@iXavierTV Oh lmao my bad XD

[LOSEMBERS]

@iXavierTV No Jake is. Search Hardly Working: Hoagies

[iXavierTV]

@LOSEMBERS No Jake's a communist!

[LOSEMBERS]

@iXavierTV And he was in a cult.

[iXavierTV]

@LOSEMBERS Yes, but he never said he was a satanist.

[LOSEMBERS]

@iXavierTV Yh but from one of the quotes you know that he is a cult. "Sugars water is the devils blood!"

[iXavierTV]

@LOSEMBERS Exactly! That was why he was forbidden to drink fizzy drinks or soda! His communist was AGAINST satan.

[LOSEMBERS]

@iXavierTV Oh I guess you do have a point.

[asianbananacat]

@iXavierTV Is he? 0.o

[LolifiedByMe]

@iXavierTV But he turned into a Metaphorical Preacher.

[Arjahn767]

@iXavierTV DON'T BE LIKE PATRICK CASSELS.

[GigaByteBoxman]

0:33 Epic Meal Time Music lulz.

[redDragon424]

@sirdoodlebug219 that's the fake blood from dans hand where he grabbed pats arm

[sirdoodlebug219]

Anybody else see the scratches on Pats arm at 1:52? Spooky...

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

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#5 is up for grabs

[Archangel3583]

That last line damn near killed me. 

[KDRater]

"and these weird monks follow me around"

[runforthehills007]

"Dammit, now i don't have a dick."

[Haloplaya2332]

Kali Mahhhhhh Kali Mahhhhh Kali Mahhhhh shak di dai

[dianeloveslavida]

i saw the exact moment of my death haha dan..

[nightmare647]

What is the song that they play when dan sits in the chair?

[oppoyh]

I Wish I Had Such CHAIR :D

[dobermangrl]

WAIT! isn't Pat a satanist?

[jaymezabc]

BULBY'S CHAIR!

[thecam3r0nrock]

tht is one fantaso fantastico episode of hardly working

[maxjacobson1]

he spits at 1:56

[maxjacobson1]

if u watch any hardly working at random there's a 95% chance it's going to have pat, jake, dan or sarah

[cookiewaa]

'saw the exact moment of my death..' lol

[TheChosenOnexD1]

jeff is speaking german o-o

[CaptainObviousIAm]

i came here frum evil crossword

[Sticky122333]

Dammit now I don't have a dick

[PlasmaticMaple]

2:20 ...Her in

[killette2]

This gave me a boner.

[skiny998]

Lol ''It's making Geoff speak in tounges!'' ''Ocha labre limbo opta monah!!'' Lol!

[iwantsquareballoons]

joooooooosh

[stonecold109]

I want that chair!!!!

[GdoubleWB]

Thought Pat was a satanist?

[Diebnak]

i want this chair xD

[damnwindows98]

@SerenityM16 I was thinking the same thing lol

[SerenityM16]

That the chair that Russia broke in Hetalia? (seriously, someone help me, someone in this nerd base has to be a Hetalia fan)

[JuggerNogger]

@SerenityM16 nope that one was too plain

[TenshiKira1]

lols monks

[funncubesde]

1:56 did he spit?!

[k35magnum]

@funncubesde yes

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Hahahah dan

[TheDirtysouthfan]

Wait if Dan is bleeding and his heart pumps ash then how is it squirting blood?

[RCHairbrush]

@TheDirtysouthfan

Dan is bleeding. It's Josh whose heart pumps ash.

[yugoxgc]

Why the hell a chair, made from the tree Judas hung himself, should be pure evil?!?!

[ocarrace]

0:33 is the epicmealtime theme :3

[YoungKeley]

i saw the exact moment of my death!

[DeliciousHoboCheese]

at 1:38, Jake's smiling.

[Scaomompyer]

What's a lumbar?

[Parkway89x]

@Scaomompyer Lumbar is the lower part of your back.

[JCarter0386]

I'll support Sarah's lumbar...

[OMGIGILY]

rofl.

when they were all being zombies, jake was totally off, and laughing ahhaha

[internetfanboy69]

more satanic bids

[NicStripez]

epicmealtime music

[Peace33mn]

ya the guy at office support said it had great lumbar support and the power that the dark arts sped i wasnt really listening lol

[lovesirius]

Once again, Jake can't keep a straight face. :P

[Duddridge1]

They also get nightmares of Weegee! lol

[Boogawes]

That is one heck of a creepy chair.

[houmantazhibi]

Ive seen the keystone commercial so many times that ive memorizes the lines

[autokid15]

"And I'm pretty sure it's making Jeff speak in tounges!"

"OUCHA-LAMBA-LEMBO-UKA-MALA"

[CaitlinShea0216]

haha! I'm a ginger, the chair can't touch this!

[smallmak5]

lol hey is it always dan who gets cursed 

[yazg6]

I love all the CH guys, comedic genious!

[allygirl251]

0:45 Pat's face and looking around the chair with crazy eyes. I LAL'd.

[athenacat96]

And the guy at Office Max said that one is awesome for lower lumbar support, and also something about drawing from the power of the dark arts, but I wasn't really listening, I was wasted.

[SharkMolester]

@athenacat96 I see you've quoted the video... congrats?

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

how many times is dan gonna get possesed?

[parrishowns1]

whats the episode where dan dies and comes back at the end?

[27RandomMaxx]

@dobermangrl Really? cause' i thought he was a metaphorical preacher.

[KeysofPower]

how is jeff speaking "lumbar support" if he lost his tounge???

[UltimateSqueakyToy]

thumbs up if ya just typed in chair

[RPGUltimateGaming]

NOOO I have seen all now...

[mrslolcat24]

@M33GR03 Josh and Dan are better than Amir will ever be....(and steerer and pat are awesome)

[M33GR0V]

@mrslolcat24 are you fucking crazy ese!?? amir is waaaay better than josh!

[M33GR0V]

where is amir!??

[camobeast100]

@M33GR0V He traveled back in time, took the place of judas and then hang himself (only Amir could be responsible for something like this :))

[TheAboutLastNight]

I love vince and josh. I pretty much love everyone that works at collegehumor:)

[ImPerfectRS]

"and my lumbar was supported.."

[PleaseNotAgain1]

"...HER IN"?...2:21

[18semper]

It came out on my b day

[jthrunz]

OOCHA LABEA LIMBO OONTAH MONAY

[flama644]

pat had blood when he stud up the chair

[RandomCutieQueen]

Is Josh the one who does all the POV vidzz?

[N30NGamingVideos]

@RandomCutieQueen Nah it's Vince

(the guy regurgitating gold)

[Athletez176]

WTF is a lumbar

[Chazbc]

@Athletez176 It's the bottom of your spine, moron.

[Konaustin113]

If not fot the genital mutilation, I'd totally buy that chair.

[PinkSneaselGirl]

They should get Russia to sit in the chair. That would destory it.>:D

[salmonicecream]

0:18 LOL

[dub5tepper]

why does dan always get possesed?



[afromancer77]

@dub5tepper two words beef gerwitch

[Squeech77]

I had to watch this a second time because the first time I was too busy laughing at 0:18

[PigsCantFlyWithShoes]

Josh (: <3

[PWNTHEOWNER48]

I wish i could puke gold.



[HermioneTPR]

Literally LOLed at Jeff speaking in tongues :P

[Russirus]

oh heeeey there Pat ;)

[naveenraj8d]

pause at 0:54 !!

[Adonvara]

Jeff speaking in tongues... omg I laughed so hard!

[vpl3000]

...Her In

[TheDylanobillyobryan]

0:37 Amir stop shaking the chair!

[camelCaseFTW]

1:33 she got a penis?

[Olipod4]

@camelCaseFTW Yeah... looks like she had a boner...weird...

[bunnyhops6]

The power of Christ compels you, chair!

[gabeadon]

Dammit now I don't have a dick LOL

[Bayzz2]

NOTHING I repeat NOTHING is worth genital mutilation

[Chelsearox532]

pause at 30 Pat is somthing happinin between you guys...

[chayrichai]

Best Hardly Working in a long time.

[anialater46]

Murph always looks so angry at something

[dancer87653]

"I mean, my lumbar was supported, I saw the EXACT moment of my death, my shoulders feel like jello. . ." sounds like a great chair!

[thesuperrandomteam]

todd and the book of pure evil?

[CrimReap]

Amazo Fantastico

[lizzielonglegs]

Ohh Pat is always the sensible one. I love him. :) x

[Bigniko26]

@Tasseographer they mean the tree he tied the rope to