Beauty Contraptions: Target Women

[JerFhilm]

That mouth contraption's great. I makes you look like a fish out of water.

[rayechayelle1]

i really hate how much shit is targeted at women. it makes some ppl think that they absolutely have to be pretty, and that thats their whole purpose in life -_-

[oywidapoodles]

I miiiisssss you, Sarah Haskins.

[TeaganDanielle]

"Sexy" "Clean" "fun" "UNDERPANTS!"

[eggyolksam]

maybe their boobs would be more comfortable, if they didn't wear a tutu top to bed

[SunsDelight]

Regarding the whole castle thing... when the soviets invaded Slovakia, they basically took all the castles. Once they were gotten rid of, the castles were sold very cheaply to regular people so long as they cared for the castles and grounds. Just FYI :)

[HannaBergstrom1]

Must.. Have.. Boobthing..

[SeeThinkFall]

Oh Sara Haskins, marry me please?

[MissTia777]

What 36 year old have a droopy chin and neck?

[itsallgrandandgreen]

maybe the reason that her boobs are so uncomfortable is because she is wearing a corset.

[Symposeum]

I heard if you sleep on your side a lot it pretty much ends up giving you a case of wrinklechest by the time you're 30... so that boob-separation device isn't completely wrong.... but still dumb.

[CelebrenIthil]

Pulsating mascara! Send droplets of black ink into your eyes easily! :D

And don't forget to put on your horrible chunk of black faux-fur that looks like a hairy caterpillar went and died on your eyelid...... I mean, our exquisite and very natural-looking eyelashes extensions!

Beau-ti-ful!

[vabvaab]

yes. YES.

[narmolania]

this show is about two years old.... Today I saw a commercial about shape ups in TV.....

[livingsunshinecrack]

that girl in the boob shape at night video looks like JWoww. oh i hope it was her, that would be too funny!

[clintallen123]

any women who need their breasts held apart at night please email me, I am a professional

[delightfullydorky]

I love that the Slender Shaper looks like a fanny pack. I must have one.

[CresentSanctuary]

whats up with the brest shape thing at night?

[shirinshirazi]

damn it my saggy ass neck.. where do i get that neck thing?

[EyeOnThePatch]

Ooh! My two favorite things! A vibrator AND mascara!!

[Anafayeful]

That neck contraption scares the piss out of me.

[MonkiiGirl]

I actually sleep with my teddy bear or a handful of blanket between my boobs just cause I don't like them touching.

But I'm not gonna buy a dumb stick.

[00GreyEyedGirl00]

@MonkiiGirl ....why don't you want them to touch? O.o

[MonkiiGirl]

@00GreyEyedGirl00 i dunno.  I just find it uncomfortable. lol

[mouse264]

Uh oh. My boobs will probably become gorrible shapes in the future, because I don't even sleep with a bra on, much less a... corset.. with, uh. A stick stuck between my boobs. Totally comfortable, believe me. *hack*

[ars731]

Somewhere in the world a person gets up in the morning and goes to work at the neckline slimming factory." and that person hates their life with every fiber of their being

[calliopelynx]

"feels good, looks normal!" ahaha i laughed lots<3

[rodriguez140]

I MISS SARAH i dont like moder women as much target women was awesome..IS awesome

[Neumie7]

i laugh EVERYTIME the intro says "undapants!" lmfao

[Kuriku24]

@Neumie7 I'm glad I'm not the only one. lmao

[pye4me]

All Women are beautiful when they dont use any of that crap

[AnimalsInMyHeart]

I'm an ugly European. :D

[oneebu]

Maybe it's the 4:00 am speaking, but... I almost wet myself at the vibrating mascara brush. x'D

[spagerbot]

VIBRATE!!!

[saikasha712]

"Somewhere in the world a person gets up in the morning and goes to work at the neckline slimming factory." XD One of my favorite creep-out lines ever!

[Denamic]

The vibrating mascara thingy has alternative applications.

And they aren't even embarrassing if your friends find them in your purse/bag!

[SJCustomDrums]

i love her voice

[luludevreeze]

This is brilliant!

[starkid]

Wtf is that boob thing? Lol.

[chicelias]

"times what? who cares?"

[palipride47]

oh, you used that vibrating brush for your eyes! heeheehee, I've got better uses for it.

[blaze33541]

haaaa she's awesome

[kittephoto]

hold on to your mascara horses

[SimulatedStories]

Ironic. When europeans can't figure out a nice place to make their products "come from" they say America. I guess it's the opposite over there. :D

[mouse264]

@SimulatedStories It is! Especially in beauty products. Lots of times technology is "from" Japan.

[YamapiDaisuki02]

1:06-1:09 = wtf? xD

[spagerbot]

@acapulco214 What the hell do you mean? Bras don't stop the sagging process, that will happen whether or not you wear a bra at all.

And even if your breasts do sag, so fucking what? Your breasts are awesome no matter how they look.

[twistedoveryou01]

i never thought much about my boob shape at night. i now see the errors of my ways. I must have that lol

[JackhammerJesus]

Funny. In Europe it is always said "invented in America" to prove how high tech the product is. Living in a castle is not as cool as driving a flying car, like the Americans all do.

[Cheyenne17124]

@JackhammerJesus I feel cheated. Where's my flying car?!

[Daddymegaman]

@JackhammerJesus this makes me lol every time I read it - funnnehhh!!! XDXDXD

[ReadMyCommentBitch]

@JackhammerJesus

lol

[mouse264]

@JackhammerJesus We do? XD I wish!

[kodiakisawesome]

@JackhammerJesus- haha, not all americans drive flying cars-only rich ass people! and when i say rich i mean RICH! like billions. most people arent that rich, wev got cars and houses and ipods cell phones...no flyng cars

[kodiakisawesome]

@JackhammerJesus- haha, not all americans drive flying cars-only rich ass people! and when i say rich i mean RICH! like billions. most people arent that rich, wev got cars and houses and ipods cell phones...no flyng cars o and, everything here says made in china

[geoog1]

"...because of those castles they live in" lol yeah and we have actual unicorns instead of those vulgar horses you have

[Hablero]

LMAO 2:56 xD

[poisonwood23]

why would i need vibrating mascara? hha

[rickardo004]

why WOULDN'T you want to buy a $37 Lancome vibrating mascara!!

BLASPHEMY!!

[poopoomonster]

"feels good, looks normal!!" ROFL

[zarianna1784]

lolol... In Europe, people cycle or walk everywhere.. Granted in America everywhere is so far from everywhere else so you can't possibly walk but what about the food and drink portions... lolol... stupid shapup shoes and slimming massage belts...

[bandgeek8795]

hahahaha. " its easssssssyyyyyyyyy" lol

[TheCroco99]

First they tell us things are "wrong" with our healthy bodies, they're basically selling us torture instruments to use on ourself to "fix it".

[spagerbot]

Exactly, TheCroco99.

Womin, there is nothing wrong with your bodies. At all. Unless it actually threatens your health, your body is perfect!

[poopoomonster]

"feels good, looks normal!" ohmigosh, that mad me laugh so hard

[Xees680]

Wow 9306 times! Times what? Who cares.

xD lol...

[MarlynHM]

Wow...I'll stick with the usual mascaras, thank you very much! *lol*

[ErichoTTA]

Another reason I'm glad I'm not a woman.

[TheCroco99]

If you're glad you don't have to go through the shit we do...maybe you could instead lend women some empathy? Instead of just thinking it's lucky you're a man, be angry at the unfairness.

[Fantasmastical]

While patriarchal concepts still passed down, primarily from sectors of society with strong conservative religion undertones, a large portion of what women choose to go through is brought on by themselves. Make-up puts toxins on the body, high heels damaging feet, legs, posture, and more done by women for themselves in a false competition among others. Everyone needs to completely rethink their beliefs in all we say and do to challenge outdated modes of thought.

[Fantasmastical]

I do enjoy these great little clips that help point out manipulative practices and also to help build confidence through comedy so people don't succumb to ones who prey on lack of confidence.

[starkid]

I HATE HIGH HEELS.

[sisforshayla]

lol rabid mascara!! hahaha

[Bluetail19]

Weird here in finland those tv shopping things always say " In a America xxxxxxxxxxxx number of people are using this wonderful production."

[ncfwhitetigress]

wtf were they measuring with the slender shaper experiment???

[JokeDeity2]

Man I love Target Women.

[tareqjj]

good work ...................Sarah you are great

[CommentorX]

Oh Sarah, don't tell me you haven't used that vibrating mascara brush ... on a special place.Yeah. You have.