French Erotic Film

[DEADSHADOW777]

HEY BUDY I AM FRENCH AND ITS A INSULT SAYING THAT THIS IS FRENCH...IM NOT EVEN SURE IT'S DUTCH

[MatchDCUO]

I think I have found the missing lyrics to Colin's part:

Nigh! Hickville guy psychosis!

Hickville beat Oprah crossover!

And it will avail of all the proud of the best strudel tart history!

Hickville headcrabs prop hairs of ear-lick soldiers!

It will beat their ass!

It will for ID!

[originalSEAL]

Greatest. Video. Ever. Made.

[WolfGirlCasey]

why does this make me think of craig fergesson?

[oblivion234brown]

I soooo want this played at my funeral

[PepsiClan]

It still stands as one of my most favourite flash animations on ABS, along with Demented Cartoon Movie, Badger, The Llama Song, and the Windows Song. (Shame I can get that song though)

[ZeldaDD]

I remember this...one of the best ones I think. :D

[robotfreshpies]

Ahh back in the day when AlbinoBlackSheep was my homepage. THIS WAS THE SHIT

[TimFreh]

Inflatable crocodile

[Pigeonnus]

What the fuck did I just watch ?

[Dendiol]

Love all the random references in this!

[BreBluesFrogDuchamp]

what the f**k??? hahahah XD lmfao!!!!

[Roguelikerogue]

It doesnt even sound close ... so much fail xD

[MoonInHerEyesx]

Oh man, memories. xD <3

[JazzJaRa]

lol the Pikachu with the gun xD

[RanesErrantis]

Ah, the good ol' days of flash.

[cookie123456789012]

the song is called Opblaaskrokodil

[itsAvirusxox]

Fuck I remember this from when I was like 12.

I can probably still sing along with it without looking at the lyrics.

MOTHER OF GOD, THE NOSTALGIA IS BLINDING.

[Juniorain]

Good old times.

[rugra1000]

anyone else notice that there was more scottish stuff then french

which okay with cause in my pipe band we wear kilts

[marshmellok]

I actually found out the real name of this song...

[cookie123456789012]

@marshmellok What is it??!?!?

[DanIsDaMan12]

I'm preeeeetty sure this is German. After all in part of the song they yell NINE!

[fdnfdjnedb]

dat old blue scot called dill

[sgat11]

This isn't french it's dutch....

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

@sgat11 Also, it's not erotic.

[Caitsith6]

@AlbinoBlackSheep speak for yourself

[Auku1]

Respond to this video...

Oh... so that doesn't explain my erection...

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

@sgat11 Or a film.

[gamaking]

@AlbinoBlackSheep apart from that, perfectly titled :)

[christiansoldier11]

@sgat11 No! it's a Dutch Violent Short!

[kendallbob]

oh god. me and my friend used to watch this all the time in her basement when we were 11 years old, were 18 now. everytime i would go to her house we'd be like "wanna watch french erotic film?!" i can never forget the words, and i know them all.

[nerdgant]

0:30 Snape! lol

[bulby1994]

I remember first watching this video very well. When I was 8 my sister and her friend taught me about the Internet and showed me this video, good times...

[mesha1ism]

4 stars Short Film

[MrObsidus]

Is it me or do some parts sound like he's starting out with, "Ich Will..."?

[mjelves]

@MrObsidus it's dutch. look it up.

[BlkMagik]

The golden age of the internet and flash animations. :')

[dickinson1027]

I miss the Internet 

[Astaroth1985]

That song is a pure good-mood-machine.

[Msilikenachos]

LOL ah poor poor colin mochrie. he is a scot tho XD

[axon333]

is it 'tussen de lekkere dijven' or tussen de lekkere wijven'?

[FrozenAtrox]

@axon333 Tussen de lekkere wijven :)

[ElveeKaye]

Part III is....BEAUTIFUL! *sniff sniff*

[Extaticus]

Loving the obscure Commander Keen references...

[crbn64]

shit i saw this years ago

[caramelskater]

holy shit.



[counterteddybeer]

OMG this is a dutch song!!!

[SerjikalPrecision]

Holy rat piss batman. I missed this forever...

[ThePoisonSword]

Two hidden tracks that only "teh l33t" may find? I guess I'd best start looking...

[dorkrockcorkrod]

holy fuck

thank you for reminding me this existed

[jovina89]

Is it possible to download this song?! xD Oh, the nostalgia feeling, remember this from 2002, 2003 or something xDD

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

@jovina89 Yes. Click on description and look for "Soundtrack".

[ShinyBlu9tales]

If Chuck Norris is as powerful as he is now, what would happen if he turned scot? *shot*

[TheBazzPounderz]

Lol these subs are wrong

[ashman512]

The silent film of the internet age.

[Rexco33]

Opblaaskrokodil means "inflatable Crocodile" so, make of that what you will...

[ekmad]

I can guarantee that the 87,000 people who have seen this all saw it like 8 years ago

[McFudge93]

I'm going to name my first born son Dill

[Xxmonkey58xX]

Animutation + more wtf = youtube poop

[mione3690]

opblaaskrokodil? lolz

[Jaffersin]

The only thing left to wonder is...who is zippy

[krennett000]

This is one a the few things that make me miss middle school...

[rexfactor69]

oh man, I remember this, so good <3 ah 2003, you were so good

[Germanbog]

ive been humming this for the last few days not even remembering what it was =D love it

[martinboy567]

This isnt french this is dutch :D

[niggtardd]

@martinboy567 thats why its funny

[MooseLandVids]

French erotic film, an old blue scout called dill = translates to = I really want to buy, a blow up crocodile.

XD WTF

[Braincandy123]

One of my first internet experiences. And the reason I still use it. :)

[OdolWAAAAGH]

this is older than the internet, how is there only 77 k views?

[TheCMan400]

earth, fire, water, double e, spleen (what kind of lame ass power is heart anyways), and my axe; with your powers combined, i am jesus h. christ

[tippmansnorter98]

The French Erotic Film is neither French, nor erotic, nor a film.

[TheCMan400]

@tippmansnorter98

screw u

[xDBeer4EverxD]

this doesnt sound like its FUCK YOU ALL ORIGINAL DUTCH LYRICS FTW

[HBK1Forever321]

2:19 Help i am traped in this fanmutation factory

~Sluggy

[cl0ckw0rx]

0:43 Jay and Silent Bob!

[pspieter]

weet je wat ik wil

een opblaaskrokodil

om in de zee te drijven

tussen de lekkere wijven

ENGLISH!

do you know what i want?

a crocodile...air...bed or something

to float on the sea

between the hot ladies

i dont know the wordt either very well ok?

[VinceValentine]

This video was all the rage back in 2003. Together with All Your Base.

Man, I'm old.

[TheHighRoller473]

@VinceValentine I know, right? Ah...good times...good times...

[OaklandWhiteElephant]

@VinceValentine Shut the fuck up.

[ssankoo]

NEDERLAND! haha so freakin' funny to see how people who are not from the same country interpretate the text in their own language! :P

[ler0ytjee]

hey it is dutch now i dont go read the lyrics

[Forthefuckinglolz]

Even after all these years, I still think this is the best ABS video to-date.

[toppie34]

i remember this song, x'D from my good ol' dutch childhood

[lynxie23]

And my axe! Hahahhaaa I first saw this years ago, never gets old :)

[aaallen23]

wat kind of power is heart anyway lol

[KingRaven101]

@aaallen23 and my axe

[MAXIMILIANAIRE]

God I was 12 when I first this watched this...MEMORIES!

[therbert11]

there are more scotts than french........

[mingetroll]

nostalgia holy shiiiiiiiiii

[metalxx7]

nostalgia. 

[MisterTTG]

Hey, that's the Commander Keen game over chime at the end there! =D

[THeL0nelySHeep]

lol

[dtihkse]

I WANT THAT JESUS ACTION FIGURE!

[KingRaven101]

@dtihkse my aunt has it, its still in the original packaging too

[dtihkse]

@KingRaven101 cool!

[FinalMasterM]

and my AXE!

Hadn't heard this in forever either.

[KingRaven101]

havent listened to this for half a decade

[Morrisseys7thFriend]

Oooooh! I finally get it! It's one of those Buffalax things! I watched this a million times years ago and am just now realizing this!

[Ashloomis]

Oh ho.

[Tuty1392]

WHAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!! I cannot stop laughing!!! ROFL XDDD

[XtoxicXcookieXdoughX]

2:21 someone's calling for help D:

[Zoasterboy]

Ahhh, Jr. High memories...

[Zoasterboy]

@Zoasterboy

Also, I think Colin and the various imagery and culture around the flash videos like this one back in the day were the true precursor to what are internet memes today.

[traiel56]

lol -.-



[Dzzle117]

I still love this after so looooong...

[CarsenFox]

I loved this way back when. Still catchy haha.

[misanthropiclusion]

aah back when the internet was interesting and funny and not...creepy

[Jishiku]

Genius! XD WinWinWin :D

[ekmad]

This is as old as the internet itself, I swear seeing this when I was 9 (I'm 19 now)

[Kamkam112211]

Someone needs to make this into an MP3

[Derek147900]

@Kamkam112211 you can with the right sofware, send me a message and i'll give it to u.

[BlakeJGreene]

This is probably my favorite animutation of all time, just for all the Monty Python references along with the catchiness of the song XD It's been stuck in my head since I first watched this!!!!!

Just thinking, I wonder if the old Monty Python animations could be considered the grandfather of animutation... That's what they seem like!

[Briayonsky]

#LOL

[Fetestet]

This diserves more than 59 000 views!

[Fuijin84]

Ah Animutations, the original internet memes

[MsFedoraFilms]

This was either made while tripping on drugs, or by someone who was pure insane. Either way it can't even be put into terms that make sense. Oh well, it's still hilarious!

[lolzlaughlolz]

@MsFedoraFilms almost everything on AlbinoBlackSheep is made by people on drugs or totally insane people! It's like Insane people unite! I mean have you seen thier other videos? Total crazynees!

[Puggwarrior]

man, the crazy shit I watched when I was in middle school XD

[QueenetBowie]

Like the comment below me, I watched this in middle school for the first time. I hadn't seen it since probably 9th grade 5 years ago and would still occasionally get the song stuck in my head, thank god it's still around

[pp3k07]

AlbinoBlackSheep Rocks! I love your animations. Especially the pedobear game xD

[gekkos2]

man if u only knew what they are actualy singing in that song XD

[DexwardCuxann]

@gekkos2 It's just about a guy who only wants to have an inflatable crocodile to ride it on the ocean amidst beautiful women and rants about things he hates.

[gekkos2]

@DexwardCuxann i know,i'm also dutch :3

[DexwardCuxann]

@gekkos2 Sorry. I misunderstood what you wrote. Also, I'm not Dutch. I just know what the song means.

[gekkos2]

@DexwardCuxann problem solved :3

[Choochoobird]

The same guy who made the recent Spy VS Pyro...? Incredible!! :D

[TheLawn]

I watched this for the first time when I was in middle school... about 9 years ago...

I can't believe that this is still on the internet.

A true classic in any sense of the word.

Andrew Kepple helped warp my mind into what it is today.

[TheLawn]

P.S.: 1:44 is the best part :P

[darkarchangel186]

man.....it has been ages since i see this lol

[DannyJamesSmith23]

1:30

no scotsmen were sexually harrased by spongebob squarespants in the making of this famuntion

[Gellarfan666]

1:09 The sign: Love the MST3K reference! Never noticed it before!

[TomMSTie]

Neither did I.

[FurbyGirl111]

whos line is it anyway X3 love that show!

[Dibmin]

Look closly at 0:58

after the jumanji scene you can see Pikachu holding a machine gun

[Danzaiver01]

@Dibmin

haha this movie is filled with subliminal messages, it's a classic

[robot797]

ome henk

loool eindelijk een perwsoon zonder smaak

[Duirward]

it's not as funny when you understand the dutch singing

[KazzaDragon]

The only thing I managed to catch properly was "I dont wan't to walk over the grass."

[Mecha5000]

this sums up scottish people.

[bunniegirl18]

@Mecha5000 Hey I resent that! We Scots are only slightly insane

[Rhovanion85]

Maybe it would be funny if I didn't speak Dutch. O_O

[spacecowboy5000]

Dude, I'm English and I don't understand 99.9% of it. It still makes me lol.

[kitikat88]

wuuuuuuuuuutt......?

[melodymorano]

Zippy can drive my CD-Rom any time he wants.

[flytallerkin]

2:21 in yellow "help i am trapped in this fanimutation factory!"

[Snowbuddha]

It filled right up to wearing

For Beano on my diet

lithium to bite the burger,

ride the snakes for my leg, not!

to break the big title of Fishy

and this might make you faint

Any video leaves at half-past boot,

dumber than your....

[JCR101393]

i neeed this song

[Rhovanion85]

It's called: "Opblaaskorkodil" by "Ome Henk"

[Rhovanion85]

sorry it's "opblaaskrokodil" :p man this is unspellable! :P

[NoginFlyer]

I love AlbinoBlackSheep :D Used to watch this all the time on it.

[haeby1]

OPBLAASKROKODIL!

[melodymorano]

I've probably watched this stupid thing a thousand times, and it never stops being funny XD

[JazzJaRa]

"Och Aye!" xDDD

[DeafFret]

I like that Celtic stuff

[bolajon]

I have been looking for this video for years!! My brothers used to always watch videos on AlbinoBlackSheep. Good ol' days!

[neomisterp]

Man those were the days, I used to watch this on AlbinoBlackSheep, very surprised ebaum didn't steal it first and put his logo on it.

[Dark3ndWarrior]

can anyone read what is says at :37.5 seconds, theres a black screen what flashes saying love something with a picture of a blokes face in the top right???

[oORtvollOo]

It says, sloth says: you love guns.

[stephewok]

I think it says "I love guns"

[weebull16]

It says

Sloth Sez:

You

Love

Guns

[tomasfourhorns]

Fucking hilarious.

[KashiraTarzhet]

Seeing this on Youtube makes me so happy.

[prizvolix]

i am not american and when i heard this song on somebody's phone i thought that it's german language

[Vinnonn]

1:01

I caught pickachu with a gun!

[XtoxicXcookieXdoughX]

but did you catch the "commies rule" at 1:03??? xP

[Liamwitz]

Shorthand Notebook for Dave.

[SplitChesthair]

THOU SHALT WORSHIP THE SLUG!

[EyesTheDevil]

What the fuck?

[tauwilltriumph]

No Scotsmen were sexually harassed by Spongebob Squarepants in the making of this fanimutation.

Ha ha ha

[Worsett]

HEY KIDS! 8D

[edwinthedrummer]

Oh, awesome, ABS has a YouTube account!

[ChuckneyYT]

I don't think my mind will ever recover from watching this.

Ever.

[vincentorio]

Whaha, this is totally dutch (like me) its indeed about an old man who wants to float on an inflatable crocodile and look at those hot biatches XD

[KleineTash]

I cant believe you wrote a comment about that!!!