@LetsGetWilly Newt Gingrich is worse...Atleast Edwards never said it was his love for America which led him to cheat on his multiple wives including 1 in the hospital with cancer.
In the 200,000 years of our existence (Homo Sapiens), countless gods have been invented to answer questions about life, death and everything in between. If you think a man in the sky created the universe, then waited 13.7 billion years for humans to evolve just so that they could worship him, then you are a fucking moron. Good day!
@lou174 Oddly, no matter how many times I read it, it still says the same damned thing, over, and over, and over…. and over. I think maybe you need to stop "cherry picking" the parts you see in church on Sundays and actually take off the rose colored glasses and see all religions for what they all are. A means to control the masses. Period. Are you that insecure in your own character to need the fairy tale in the sky as a crutch to make you secure? That is sad.
@ReistLaxCoach The context is the same… the quotes are what they are. A Psalm is simply a song…. there is no context, it says what it says. In both the Elohistic and Jehovistic versions, both verses quoted say the same thing… Is that out of context? I don't think so.
A question from god. Was Eve perfect? If she was, she wouldn't have taken the fruit. If she wasn't, I created imperfection. … but, I'm perfect?
@ryderjames46 why? because they are both good? then marthen luther king was the new ghandi. Just cause they are both good doesnt mean one is the other. he's not trying to be bill he's doug.
Religions, wars, deaths, famines, genocides and so on come from more than simple rethoric. I don't buy for a minute this shit he speaks about. There are people conspiring secretly behind peoples back and I'd say fuck to them.
He's right about religion, but generally speaking this comedian he's just an idiot, he doesn't know half the shit he's talking about. Just making money putting a God followed with a swearing and idiotic people applauding him for making a fool out of himself. Well, fuck you.
People cry at funerals because they know religion is bullshit. They know their loved ones are dead and they don't want to face up. The body's reaction because we all know heaven and religion is bullshit
@signupandmakemoney really? if he's such a good guy, why is his body count in the bible 200000x bigger than the devil's? considering that most of this happened before he sacrificed himself to himself, taking 30+ years to do it, and thus sending every one of those 2 MILLION plus souls to eternal damnation.
@signupandmakemoney there is no god, there is no devil, there is only free will and those who seek to take it from you. IE your churches, chapels, temples and scriptures. I need no God to show me my path, I am man enough to find my own without guidance from an imaginary dog collar sitting around my neck!
@signupandmakemoney How do you know that? How do you know god isn't really satan and the other one is waiting to see if you'll wake up and think for yourself?
You are just like every other "religious" person I have ever met. "God is good" and all that shit. Yet your true colors shine through. "SIGNUPANDMAKEMONEY" GTFO
not only fuck god dont forget that jesus asshole and above all fuck those fucked up chriastains and for all you chriastains who will add there bullshit ad youre address so i can stop by with a 44 magnum and see if god saves you
@andyAAWW but religion being used as a tool to invade or to seperate ppl. the fundamental christians believe that its a type of holy war and they have huge voting numbers in america.. check out JESUS CAMP..
@rforganica America just wants to be #1. Lie cheat steal what ever it takes, that is pure greed. Every other civilized country would be happy to be at peace. America needs to be at war to stay #1. Patriotism intertwining with the good book is brain washing at its best. So crack a beer and try not to think about it : /
@noogetful "slave existence" Go put a flower in your hair and give all your shit to charity. Go live in the woods and wipe your ass with bark. I'll wipe my ass with the fancy kind of toilet paper, it costs a little more but I think I earned it.
@andyAAWW My clearly overstated emotion was referring you your belly up attitude to your environment. Just give up- this is not an idea that you pass to another conscious being with good intent.
I'm bald- so your statement made a tear roll down my face.... however I don't think you need to reference "fancy type" of TP when comparing to bark. Any TP is better than bark. Can i get an hallelujah?
To pass on the mental state of "Give up" in any context is something we are better off without.
@noogetful My mate is in the Australian army, back in high school he tried to get me to sign up. I refused due to the fact the war in Iraq was not UN approved. He "brain washed" my mates. They called me a pussy and snarled at me like rabid dogs.
I choose not to fight, once that option is gone I'll fight for my principles.
I never said give up. I said try not to think about the fact that america will do anything to stay #1.
It's up to Americans to storm the white house not me or you.
@andyAAWW Fuck yea dude- Your 100% right, and im liking u more by the second. However you're wrong about one thing....... I do need to storm the white house...as an american..
@andyAAWW What do you think religion was created for? For greed. Money, power, women, ego ect. Some of it was to replace the search for knowledge with an easy "god did it" answer but religion is a greedy man's tool.
@clipsryan Religion was the result of humans consuming very potent hallucinogens. It opened our minds to something bigger.
Religion is not evil, look at buddhism. It teaches you from the start not to take it in all at once.
My point is 9/11 the catalyst for the war. Was blow back plain and simple. If most of america thinks some "dune coons : / " want to take there freedom due to religious indifference. Maybe a private inquiry is in order?
@andyAAWW The attack was mainly do to us always sticking our noses in other people's business and taking their resources. That shit can really piss someone off. Buddhism isn't a violent religion mainly because it's "prophet" isn't a violent asshole. You can't be serious in claiming every religious culture made up myths because they ate some shrooms. You can't open your mind to something bigger when that thing doesn't exist.
@clipsryan Let me just state I'm not a buddhist. lets focus on it for the time being. A prince sick of materialism and shocked at how hard the common mans life is. Ends up in a forest, does not eat because he is loosing the will to live. Starts to hallucinate due malnutrition. He see's a connection linking plants and bugs in harmony.
We know the sun will rise. No one knows why. Be content with that. Like Hitchens says. Give blood and do your best to aid society. Rather then praying for aid.
@andyAAWW Those are called stories and stories don't have any harm when the reader understands that they're just stories. My issue is with those that believe, live and teach like these myths are true because that's when you get people who will do anything to convince themselvs, the stories are true.
It doesn't rise, we move around it and why will always have a subjective answer so let's be content with the fact that there's only how. I like Hitchens though.
@clipsryan I agree, but I think a lot of ancient asian religions are onto something. I think their teachings go far beyond myths and stories.
Creationism is a cult.
"We have the answer. SKY DADDY! Everyone must love him or face his wrath!"
A cult can be about race purity or XBOX superiority...
To make a long story short, religion was not created just to control the masses. Which is what stared our conversation. Creationism is being used as a tool to keep americans blind,stupid and angry : /
@andyAAWW you show an incredible knowledge about buddhism, or should i say better that you portrait urself cos is easy to see u DONT KNOW SHIT about what ure talking about...
@andyAAWW drunk fuck? that would be right if i drink, but i dont, clown... ok, light me with ur knowledge of buddhism please... i dont think u cant say shit
@jackransell God is anything but loving. "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
Fuck you. Man made religion, right? Kill yourself. Your a member of man & man made religion right? So go fucking jump in traffic. Go slice your wrists fuckers.
@bluepastry says the guy who apparently supports sarah palin. if that's not the pot calling the kettle black i don't know what is. i hope you never breed.
By the way atheists, "Fuck you" is not a cohesive, intelligent comeback. If you people are going to claim tha you know more than everybody else, at least provide a more substantial argument.
@ihateneveen We don't need to provide any argument, you're the one who believes in magical invisible sky wizards, YOU'RE the one who needs to provide arguments for such fucking nonsense.
@Reasonwillwin No, YOU are the ones hurling invective and making assertions. The person who makes a certain claim, bears the burden of proof, and that is the people screaming FUCK.
@ihateneveen You're the one who makes the claim that there is a magic invisible man floating in the sky watching us, atheists make no claim, they reject the claims made by all religious people, not only christians, all religious people. There are zero evidence for a deity, zero, it's your job to prove there's one, but you can't cause magical magic people who live in the sky are IMAGINARY.
As science grows, religion decays. I'm 17 and I think that all religion will be ostracized to third world/totalitarian countries within my life time. Don't worry guys. 100 years from now students will probably read the bible like we read The Odyssey.
If atheist do not stop this madness we will all die by the hands of the three desert dogmas we call muslim, judaism and christianity. Unfortunately we are the minority and I fear they will dag us with them kicking and screaming to the grave.
What hope is there without God? ...Why would an atheist waste a precious breath of this supposed fleeting existence to declaim the existence of a God that supposedly does not even exist? ...Christians may grieve, furthermore, for the loss of a loved one they are temporarily separated from, but consequentially there is the hope, albeit uncertainty, that a reunion will someday be made possible, by the grace of God alone. If one can't anticipate death then what is there to look forward to?
@prozack711 Look, the fact is there is no TRUE way of knowing whether there is a God or not, and to pretend to know otherwise is a blatant lie. I am not an Atheist and I am not religious, I am simply living my life as I please. If you choose to live your life as dictated by ancient scripture and beliefs based upon outdated philosophies and speculation, than that is your right.
@Obsidian182 By no means is it necessarily a lie. It is undoubtedly uncertain, as I said. But therein lies free will I suppose. ...Right versus wrong is timeless. No one is perfect, however, and I'm "sure" God realizes that, but we look to Him for hope and inspiration so that we might not totally give in to the whims of this world, the temptation to do more often than not what we know in our hearts is unrighteous.
It's about beig scared or not being scared. I'll probably be a little bit scared when I'm dying - or maybe shit scared - but I don't think I'm going to some make believe human egocentric afterlife. Fuck that nonsense.
i asked god wat he thinks about this guy i got no reply ill keep preying until im 85 relize i wasted my life preying to know one and pull the plug and kill my self
@ScumbagJackReturnz , what the hell is wrong with saying "for starters" ? It's slang. I don't get your logic there. I'll rephrase, just for you.
Incipiently, I am middle aged, posses multiple degrees and am obsessed with the academia. Furthermore, my peers apotheosize me for my scientific reason. Inexorably, I have reached my limit of listening to religious babble and have become mutinous to the religious doctrine.
@ScumbagJackReturnz , None of my ancestors had 8 legs and a web. You are showing your lack of understanding of biology, science and evolution.
My ancestors (and I'm pretty sure yours) were part of the mammals class. Specifically Animal->Chordate ->Mammal. Spiders on the other hand are Arachnids. Specifically Animals->Arthropoda->Arachnida .
Cannibals by definition eat their own species. You are grasping wildly, and losing the argument of logic.
@ScumbagJackReturnz , What's the matter Jack ? You seem like you are looking for answers. Are you realizing that all of the religion you learned in the prison was bull shit ? You now realize that if you go back to prison, you won't have god as an invisible cell mate anymore ?
@ScumbagJackReturnz , you are so far off, you couldn't imagine. For starters, I am middle aged, posses multiple degrees and am regarded as a leader in my science and technology industry. A life time of religious, putrid babble has built up in me and the dam has burst.
@ScumbagJackReturnz , You are right. Religious beliefs do change from one form to another. over and over and over and over. Atheists stand firm in our belief. "All of these magical deities are bullshit." It's pretty simple.
I would like people to open their minds and start questioning the science of the world around them. However, I unfortunately, think you are too far gone in the religious mind melt.
@ScumbagJackReturnz I admit we are dumb as a society ... still stuck in the dark ages. Grown adults like you believing in invisible men and casper the fucking holy ghost. Much of the world is laughing at your gullability. ... and times are changing, thanks to the Internet. Your religious cult is losing credability fast.
... and if I had magical powers like jesus, I would not spend my time walking on water or turning water into wine .. like a David Blaine impersonation
@JesusWasAnAsshole You can watch him say it at 'Robert Price Part 5 (Skepticon 2)', @4:13. The whole lecture is in five parts. This quote came at the end, in the Q&A portion. Worth viewing.
@yeshuahfullofit , That is just so true.. Some folks, which can only be considered delusional, need to believe in invisible friends - while sticking together in an effort to nurse and validate each other's short sighted viewpoints.
hes right, the only reason people are religious is because its SHOVED INTO THEIR FUCKING HEADS AT AN EARLY AGE. It happened to me but i was smart enough to make my own decisions.
Why is it that religious people are on here, if it truly doesn't affect you then you wouldn't be on this video because it doesn't interest you, truth is there is inherent doubt in all of us about whatever religion you so choose to blindly follow, you can't shut down the logic center in your brain, you can only deny what its telling you. Also in regards to atheist comment, I've never pushed my beliefs on anyone before, atheists that do push their beliefs on people are probably not real atheists.
Why do these YouTube fuckwits insist on putting some god awful shitty credits for material they didn't create. You didn't do anything, you ripped some Doug Stanhope and dumped it on a fucking website, congratulations! It's not "presented" by you, you didn't write this shit, perform it, or record it, so fuck off and play the fucking stand-up already!
I'm sure most people would pay no attention to God if they were not afraid of eternal damnation and fires of hell.He promises us a better day if we serve him-so what you think we do?-We serve him out of fear and because we think he could give us something. We pretend that it is because he is good and clean and always do the right think-but let him have no powers over us and do all the good in the world-and we would not even blink an eye to him.
I love God how he is supposed to be this God of love and peace-yet he uses scare tactics to get people to serve him. He threatens people with hell and eternal damnation if they don't exactly as he says.Why not just encourage people to do the right thing and let them make up their own mind with out earth shattering destruction to keep them in line. Another thing he always has favorites-in the bible Isreal as opposed to the heathen and the list goes on and on.
Okay, so how about the next time any of you are in a operation room and the doctor is christian you tell him that he's retarded and stupid and you don't want his filthy hands on you and you die and we'll talk again (actually we won't cause you can see into heaven from hell but not the other way around)
@SpiralDaze He is constantly trying to convince Christians that their God doesn't exist, like all atheists are constantly doing by modifying so-called evidence to fit in their theory which only exists to deny the Christian explanation. Have you even had or witnessed a discussion between a Christian and an atheist?
@Hewkll This man can't convince anything. As long as you truly believe in God nothing this man says can turn you away from Him. Besides, it is his Freedom of Speech to do so, whether you like it or not. There will always be others who don't agree with your religion. And yes, I have witnessed a discussion between a Christian and an atheist. They clashed the entire time.
@SpiralDaze I know (and they do too) I'm not gonna be convinced by a bunch of naive atheists and yet they keep trying and trying to `prove` to me that God doesn't exist. Thus atheists are much worse than christians in terms of forcing beliefs, just a little below muslims
I used to think the same way, but then I realized if we rational people don't stand up in defense of secular society and the virtue of the scientific method above all else, then we are potentially entering a very dark period of human history. You have to keep in mind that the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity & Islam) openly seek to garner as much power as they can, and no constitution or basic moral standards are going to stop them from taking over....
Doug Stanhope is the biggest douche in the universe.
ErichoTTA 1 month ago
@ErichoTTA Why? Because you say so?
JonathanGiann 4 weeks ago
@ErichoTTA Why?
SkaCoreX 3 weeks ago
@ErichoTTA you are the biggest douche in the universe.
charliepossenriede 3 weeks ago
@ErichoTTA If god had been real then he would be the biggest but fotunately he's just a story.
taffwob 3 weeks ago
@ErichoTTA Actually John Edwards is the biggest douche in the universe.
LetsGetWilly 1 week ago
@LetsGetWilly Newt Gingrich is worse...Atleast Edwards never said it was his love for America which led him to cheat on his multiple wives including 1 in the hospital with cancer.
yobro250 3 days ago
@yobro250 Not the politician, the psychic. It was a South Park reference.
LetsGetWilly 3 days ago
@LetsGetWilly Would you agree with my comment through?
yobro250 3 days ago
@yobro250 Which one?
LetsGetWilly 3 days ago
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@ErichoTTA he has this problem..it's called personality..
asfarfafar 6 days ago
I wouldn't mind so much if the lady banging on my door was selling hand jobs. At least it would be more honest work than peddling religion.
Rabboleth 1 month ago
I can't stop laughing bahahahahaha!!!
nodGnarB 1 month ago
I LOL'd so hard at 2:16
ElectricTurkey1 1 month ago
In the 200,000 years of our existence (Homo Sapiens), countless gods have been invented to answer questions about life, death and everything in between. If you think a man in the sky created the universe, then waited 13.7 billion years for humans to evolve just so that they could worship him, then you are a fucking moron. Good day!
StigJensen123 1 month ago
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there is a God, he is not hateful, your are without the wisdom that God provides, search
lou174 3 months ago
@lou174 Fuck off dick
dancethefunkychicken 2 months ago 2
@lou174 "Man created God in his image : intolerant, sexist, homophobic and violent." Marie
Have you actually read any of the bible?
Luke 19, Jesus' parable states, "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring them hither, and slay them before me".
or this little diddy… Psalm 137:9 "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones".
If this is "god's" wisdom, count me out.
ReistLaxCoach 2 months ago
@ReistLaxCoach Your grossly reading out of context, God is rightous, read again.
lou174 2 months ago
@lou174 Oddly, no matter how many times I read it, it still says the same damned thing, over, and over, and over…. and over. I think maybe you need to stop "cherry picking" the parts you see in church on Sundays and actually take off the rose colored glasses and see all religions for what they all are. A means to control the masses. Period. Are you that insecure in your own character to need the fairy tale in the sky as a crutch to make you secure? That is sad.
ReistLaxCoach 1 month ago
@ReistLaxCoach The context is the same… the quotes are what they are. A Psalm is simply a song…. there is no context, it says what it says. In both the Elohistic and Jehovistic versions, both verses quoted say the same thing… Is that out of context? I don't think so.
A question from god. Was Eve perfect? If she was, she wouldn't have taken the fruit. If she wasn't, I created imperfection. … but, I'm perfect?
ReistLaxCoach 1 month ago
@lou174 "there is a God, he is not hateful..."
Stalin is not hateful either. His rightness justifies what you call atrocities.
RuinSonic 1 month ago
0:19
mooncricketbug 3 months ago
this is aWESOME
MrSpadeofAce 3 months ago 2
30 people still believe in bullshit.
Arithorath 3 months ago
Sorry i didnt mean it i thought i was writing in the search engine :)
q8mash 4 months ago
Bill hicks
q8mash 4 months ago
doug stanhope is the next bill hicks
ryderjames46 4 months ago
@ryderjames46 why? because they are both good? then marthen luther king was the new ghandi. Just cause they are both good doesnt mean one is the other. he's not trying to be bill he's doug.
joep0412 4 months ago 2
@joep0412 no because i have it on good authority that the spirit of bill hicks resides in doug stanhope
ryderjames46 4 months ago
Religions, wars, deaths, famines, genocides and so on come from more than simple rethoric. I don't buy for a minute this shit he speaks about. There are people conspiring secretly behind peoples back and I'd say fuck to them.
beyondtruthagain 4 months ago
He's right about religion, but generally speaking this comedian he's just an idiot, he doesn't know half the shit he's talking about. Just making money putting a God followed with a swearing and idiotic people applauding him for making a fool out of himself. Well, fuck you.
beyondtruthagain 4 months ago
He's great. Check out Bill Hicks, too. Rip.
ithinkidrankpoison 4 months ago
God raped my mom and killed my dog.
GetOutOfHereCreeper 4 months ago
facey bars ftw
StephanieRoze 4 months ago
That's actually an interesting point: making it illegal to teach religion to children.
fattristan149 4 months ago
@ftwfucktheworld1 : God is dead
selvmordspilot 4 months ago
hahahahahhahaa this guy is hilarious XD
metalnavi20 4 months ago
People cry at funerals because they know religion is bullshit. They know their loved ones are dead and they don't want to face up. The body's reaction because we all know heaven and religion is bullshit
jameycruz2 4 months ago
@FUCKgodHEdoesntEXIST i 24th that statement it would be a wicked blow job
Razz000 5 months ago
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God can kiss my ass!
bnbalenda 5 months ago
God is awesome, but the the devil is deception, remember that!
signupandmakemoney 5 months ago
@signupandmakemoney Contradiction, God is deception, which makes the Devil awesome.
Chaz233 5 months ago 2
@signupandmakemoney really? if he's such a good guy, why is his body count in the bible 200000x bigger than the devil's? considering that most of this happened before he sacrificed himself to himself, taking 30+ years to do it, and thus sending every one of those 2 MILLION plus souls to eternal damnation.
yeah, he sounds like a real barrel of laughs...
Rabsputin 5 months ago
@signupandmakemoney there is no god, there is no devil, there is only free will and those who seek to take it from you. IE your churches, chapels, temples and scriptures. I need no God to show me my path, I am man enough to find my own without guidance from an imaginary dog collar sitting around my neck!
DMA3000 5 months ago
@signupandmakemoney How do you know that? How do you know god isn't really satan and the other one is waiting to see if you'll wake up and think for yourself?
Jrezky 5 months ago
@signupandmakemoney
You are just like every other "religious" person I have ever met. "God is good" and all that shit. Yet your true colors shine through. "SIGNUPANDMAKEMONEY" GTFO
Xander081987 4 months ago
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Fuck God bitch ass whore shit on my _!_
TheIwanaloveyou 5 months ago
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If there is a "God", he is 800 times more hateful and vindictive than Adolph Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and Nancy Grace could ever be.
BringTheNoise1 5 months ago 34
@BringTheNoise1 why 800 and not 666? :)
icvrabie 4 months ago
@BringTheNoise1 "Man created God in his image : intolerant, sexist, homophobic and violent."
Marie
ReistLaxCoach 2 months ago
@BringTheNoise1
Mussolini wasn't hateful. he was the man. however he find a bad ally
skaloon 1 month ago
@skaloon Yeah, Mussolini was the man.
Konicava 1 month ago
religion just helps you all cope with the reality of death?
xThe11thCommandment 5 months ago
not only fuck god dont forget that jesus asshole and above all fuck those fucked up chriastains and for all you chriastains who will add there bullshit ad youre address so i can stop by with a 44 magnum and see if god saves you
anubisbalrog420 5 months ago
not only fuck god dont forget that jesus asshole and above all fuck those fucked up chriastains
anubisbalrog420 5 months ago
and fuck your shitty intros
aseglkj 5 months ago
Fucking Brilliant LMAO
Maxantium 5 months ago
On a Bill Hicks message board, I wrote something to the effect "All the great comedians are atheists."
Some dipshit, being totally serious, wrote "That's not true! Dane Cook isn't an atheist! Carlos Mencia isn't an atheist!"
jimbrown257 5 months ago 2
Every time one bullet is fired from an american soldier,"the man" makes a profit.
Every time a soldier gets shot,"the people" flip the bill.
I'm not a christian or a muslim, but for fucks sake I can see the "holy war" for what it is. A grift.
I like Doug, but this is a war of greed not religion : /
andyAAWW 5 months ago
@andyAAWW but religion being used as a tool to invade or to seperate ppl. the fundamental christians believe that its a type of holy war and they have huge voting numbers in america.. check out JESUS CAMP..
rforganica 5 months ago
@rforganica America just wants to be #1. Lie cheat steal what ever it takes, that is pure greed. Every other civilized country would be happy to be at peace. America needs to be at war to stay #1. Patriotism intertwining with the good book is brain washing at its best. So crack a beer and try not to think about it : /
andyAAWW 5 months ago
@andyAAWW worst response ever and you should be ashamed- Crack a beer and dont think about it.
yes marginalize your slave existence further. Dumbass
noogetful 5 months ago
@noogetful "slave existence" Go put a flower in your hair and give all your shit to charity. Go live in the woods and wipe your ass with bark. I'll wipe my ass with the fancy kind of toilet paper, it costs a little more but I think I earned it.
andyAAWW 5 months ago
@andyAAWW My clearly overstated emotion was referring you your belly up attitude to your environment. Just give up- this is not an idea that you pass to another conscious being with good intent.
I'm bald- so your statement made a tear roll down my face.... however I don't think you need to reference "fancy type" of TP when comparing to bark. Any TP is better than bark. Can i get an hallelujah?
To pass on the mental state of "Give up" in any context is something we are better off without.
noogetful 5 months ago
@noogetful My mate is in the Australian army, back in high school he tried to get me to sign up. I refused due to the fact the war in Iraq was not UN approved. He "brain washed" my mates. They called me a pussy and snarled at me like rabid dogs.
I choose not to fight, once that option is gone I'll fight for my principles.
I never said give up. I said try not to think about the fact that america will do anything to stay #1.
It's up to Americans to storm the white house not me or you.
andyAAWW 5 months ago
@andyAAWW Fuck yea dude- Your 100% right, and im liking u more by the second. However you're wrong about one thing....... I do need to storm the white house...as an american..
Excellent comment though.
noogetful 5 months ago
@noogetful :) Sorry about the whole tree bark thing. Laterz m8
andyAAWW 5 months ago
@andyAAWW What do you think religion was created for? For greed. Money, power, women, ego ect. Some of it was to replace the search for knowledge with an easy "god did it" answer but religion is a greedy man's tool.
clipsryan 5 months ago
@clipsryan Religion was the result of humans consuming very potent hallucinogens. It opened our minds to something bigger.
Religion is not evil, look at buddhism. It teaches you from the start not to take it in all at once.
My point is 9/11 the catalyst for the war. Was blow back plain and simple. If most of america thinks some "dune coons : / " want to take there freedom due to religious indifference. Maybe a private inquiry is in order?
andyAAWW 5 months ago
@andyAAWW The attack was mainly do to us always sticking our noses in other people's business and taking their resources. That shit can really piss someone off. Buddhism isn't a violent religion mainly because it's "prophet" isn't a violent asshole. You can't be serious in claiming every religious culture made up myths because they ate some shrooms. You can't open your mind to something bigger when that thing doesn't exist.
clipsryan 5 months ago
@clipsryan Let me just state I'm not a buddhist. lets focus on it for the time being. A prince sick of materialism and shocked at how hard the common mans life is. Ends up in a forest, does not eat because he is loosing the will to live. Starts to hallucinate due malnutrition. He see's a connection linking plants and bugs in harmony.
We know the sun will rise. No one knows why. Be content with that. Like Hitchens says. Give blood and do your best to aid society. Rather then praying for aid.
andyAAWW 5 months ago
@andyAAWW Those are called stories and stories don't have any harm when the reader understands that they're just stories. My issue is with those that believe, live and teach like these myths are true because that's when you get people who will do anything to convince themselvs, the stories are true.
It doesn't rise, we move around it and why will always have a subjective answer so let's be content with the fact that there's only how. I like Hitchens though.
clipsryan 5 months ago
@clipsryan I agree, but I think a lot of ancient asian religions are onto something. I think their teachings go far beyond myths and stories.
Creationism is a cult.
"We have the answer. SKY DADDY! Everyone must love him or face his wrath!"
A cult can be about race purity or XBOX superiority...
To make a long story short, religion was not created just to control the masses. Which is what stared our conversation. Creationism is being used as a tool to keep americans blind,stupid and angry : /
andyAAWW 5 months ago
@andyAAWW Thank you...very nice.
freshair3451 5 months ago
My God is Love...and Love is the only religion I need. Thank you very much.
freshair3451 5 months ago
@freshair3451 Each to their own, that's sometimes the best answer :) Ty and take it ezy.
andyAAWW 5 months ago
@andyAAWW I do take it easy. Life is short.
freshair3451 5 months ago
@andyAAWW you show an incredible knowledge about buddhism, or should i say better that you portrait urself cos is easy to see u DONT KNOW SHIT about what ure talking about...
lintintong 3 months ago
@lintintong Yeah I don't know what I'm talking about...
LOL you drunk fuck :P
andyAAWW 3 months ago
@andyAAWW drunk fuck? that would be right if i drink, but i dont, clown... ok, light me with ur knowledge of buddhism please... i dont think u cant say shit
lintintong 3 months ago
@FUCKgodHEdoesntEXIST you know what youre mother sucked my cock while youre sister got fuck to death by a horse
Aram1873 5 months ago
My dream is that one day people will stop believing in fairy tales and ghost stories and we can all pull together to further our human evolution.
cipher656james 6 months ago
wat idiot god
RRRRRFONG 6 months ago
1 guy havin an imaginary friend is crazy.. 4000 havin the same imaginary friend is religon.
dadygee 6 months ago
it's sad because he doesn't understand Gods love.
jackransell 6 months ago
@jackransell He does, he fully understands its all b/s
MrDoobious 6 months ago
@MrDoobious then why doesn't he care?
jackransell 6 months ago
@jackransell God is anything but loving. "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
MrDoobious 6 months ago
@MrDoobious God is in control man. able to do as he pleases.
jackransell 6 months ago
@jackransell Sounds like a dick imo. I wouldn't worship that self-absorbed douche if I were you.
Kronnikx 6 months ago 2
Religion=Bondage...
Gamer1990100 6 months ago
Fuck religion !!! :O
RSZAS 6 months ago
fanfukintastic!!
Honey88Koonce 6 months ago
Fuck you. Man made religion, right? Kill yourself. Your a member of man & man made religion right? So go fucking jump in traffic. Go slice your wrists fuckers.
AtheistsliketoTroll 7 months ago
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what gets me upset is bad comedians and this guy is one bad comeian, not very bright...yes, moron fits him
bluepastry 7 months ago
@bluepastry why because he makes sence.. he speaks the thruth....
delixander 7 months ago
@bluepastry says the guy who apparently supports sarah palin. if that's not the pot calling the kettle black i don't know what is. i hope you never breed.
jeezuschryst 6 months ago
who is moron?
bluepastry 7 months ago
Dumb atheists, (yes they do EXIST) should also pay stupidity taxes.
ihateneveen 8 months ago
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trapedd 8 months ago
By the way atheists, "Fuck you" is not a cohesive, intelligent comeback. If you people are going to claim tha you know more than everybody else, at least provide a more substantial argument.
ihateneveen 8 months ago
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averylbrooks 8 months ago
@ihateneveen
Magic sky god is a much better argument. I will take the two word insult over a load of crap that is the root cause of mass murder any day.
averylbrooks 8 months ago
@ihateneveen Fuck you
batmanpronz 8 months ago
@ihateneveen We don't need to provide any argument, you're the one who believes in magical invisible sky wizards, YOU'RE the one who needs to provide arguments for such fucking nonsense.
Reasonwillwin 7 months ago
@Reasonwillwin No, YOU are the ones hurling invective and making assertions. The person who makes a certain claim, bears the burden of proof, and that is the people screaming FUCK.
ihateneveen 7 months ago
@ihateneveen You're the one who makes the claim that there is a magic invisible man floating in the sky watching us, atheists make no claim, they reject the claims made by all religious people, not only christians, all religious people. There are zero evidence for a deity, zero, it's your job to prove there's one, but you can't cause magical magic people who live in the sky are IMAGINARY.
Reasonwillwin 7 months ago
As science grows, religion decays. I'm 17 and I think that all religion will be ostracized to third world/totalitarian countries within my life time. Don't worry guys. 100 years from now students will probably read the bible like we read The Odyssey.
Comni1 8 months ago
If atheist do not stop this madness we will all die by the hands of the three desert dogmas we call muslim, judaism and christianity. Unfortunately we are the minority and I fear they will dag us with them kicking and screaming to the grave.
scotttebben 8 months ago
@scotttebben LMFAO!!! What a crock of shit.
ihateneveen 8 months ago
There's new true way to prove whether fairies exist or not either but that doesn't make it likely.
dksharp1 8 months ago
What hope is there without God? ...Why would an atheist waste a precious breath of this supposed fleeting existence to declaim the existence of a God that supposedly does not even exist? ...Christians may grieve, furthermore, for the loss of a loved one they are temporarily separated from, but consequentially there is the hope, albeit uncertainty, that a reunion will someday be made possible, by the grace of God alone. If one can't anticipate death then what is there to look forward to?
prozack711 9 months ago
@prozack711 Look, the fact is there is no TRUE way of knowing whether there is a God or not, and to pretend to know otherwise is a blatant lie. I am not an Atheist and I am not religious, I am simply living my life as I please. If you choose to live your life as dictated by ancient scripture and beliefs based upon outdated philosophies and speculation, than that is your right.
Obsidian182 9 months ago
@Obsidian182 By no means is it necessarily a lie. It is undoubtedly uncertain, as I said. But therein lies free will I suppose. ...Right versus wrong is timeless. No one is perfect, however, and I'm "sure" God realizes that, but we look to Him for hope and inspiration so that we might not totally give in to the whims of this world, the temptation to do more often than not what we know in our hearts is unrighteous.
prozack711 9 months ago
LOL at Facey Bars!
JLDoggard 9 months ago
love your channel so subbing :)
bevz2nikki 9 months ago
not his best set.
SAMSIZZLE123 10 months ago
NEUTRAL EDUCATION FOR ALL!
MatthewJoelSforcina1 10 months ago
so funny-
ColeOnly777 10 months ago
this. made. my. fucking. night.
itsadeepburn 11 months ago
It's about beig scared or not being scared. I'll probably be a little bit scared when I'm dying - or maybe shit scared - but I don't think I'm going to some make believe human egocentric afterlife. Fuck that nonsense.
cullyvan 11 months ago
Ha ha ha.... Religion is fucking retarded!!!!
rjrojas123 11 months ago 3
i asked god wat he thinks about this guy i got no reply ill keep preying until im 85 relize i wasted my life preying to know one and pull the plug and kill my self
johnw7311 11 months ago
FUCK GOD FUCK GOD
I FUCKING HATE GOD
PoliMeim 11 months ago 2
@PoliMeim Calm down.
HatemailMagnet 10 months ago
Hahahaha, Tuesdays off.
YAHWEHtoHELL 11 months ago
@ScumbagJackReturnz , what the hell is wrong with saying "for starters" ? It's slang. I don't get your logic there. I'll rephrase, just for you.
Incipiently, I am middle aged, posses multiple degrees and am obsessed with the academia. Furthermore, my peers apotheosize me for my scientific reason. Inexorably, I have reached my limit of listening to religious babble and have become mutinous to the religious doctrine.
JesusWasAnAsshole 11 months ago
fuck religion
onehitwunder1 11 months ago 2
hah, fuck god!
onehitwunder1 11 months ago
@ScumbagJackReturnz , None of my ancestors had 8 legs and a web. You are showing your lack of understanding of biology, science and evolution.
My ancestors (and I'm pretty sure yours) were part of the mammals class. Specifically Animal->Chordate ->Mammal. Spiders on the other hand are Arachnids. Specifically Animals->Arthropoda->Arachnida .
Cannibals by definition eat their own species. You are grasping wildly, and losing the argument of logic.
JesusWasAnAsshole 11 months ago
@ScumbagJackReturnz , What's the matter Jack ? You seem like you are looking for answers. Are you realizing that all of the religion you learned in the prison was bull shit ? You now realize that if you go back to prison, you won't have god as an invisible cell mate anymore ?
JesusWasAnAsshole 11 months ago
@ScumbagJackReturnz , you are so far off, you couldn't imagine. For starters, I am middle aged, posses multiple degrees and am regarded as a leader in my science and technology industry. A life time of religious, putrid babble has built up in me and the dam has burst.
JesusWasAnAsshole 11 months ago
@ScumbagJackReturnz , You are right. Religious beliefs do change from one form to another. over and over and over and over. Atheists stand firm in our belief. "All of these magical deities are bullshit." It's pretty simple.
I would like people to open their minds and start questioning the science of the world around them. However, I unfortunately, think you are too far gone in the religious mind melt.
JesusWasAnAsshole 11 months ago
@ScumbagJackReturnz I admit we are dumb as a society ... still stuck in the dark ages. Grown adults like you believing in invisible men and casper the fucking holy ghost. Much of the world is laughing at your gullability. ... and times are changing, thanks to the Internet. Your religious cult is losing credability fast.
... and if I had magical powers like jesus, I would not spend my time walking on water or turning water into wine .. like a David Blaine impersonation
JesusWasAnAsshole 11 months ago
" The truth doesn't work for everybody, that's a sobering realization. " - Robert Price
yeshuahfullofit 1 year ago
@yeshuahfullofit , I love that quote
JesusWasAnAsshole 11 months ago
@JesusWasAnAsshole You can watch him say it at 'Robert Price Part 5 (Skepticon 2)', @4:13. The whole lecture is in five parts. This quote came at the end, in the Q&A portion. Worth viewing.
yeshuahfullofit 11 months ago
@yeshuahfullofit , That is just so true.. Some folks, which can only be considered delusional, need to believe in invisible friends - while sticking together in an effort to nurse and validate each other's short sighted viewpoints.
JesusWasAnAsshole 11 months ago
I've noticed that intelligence and religion don't mix. Hi IQs and religious beliefs go together like oil and water.
Religious folks = low IQs
JesusWasAnAsshole 1 year ago
hes right, the only reason people are religious is because its SHOVED INTO THEIR FUCKING HEADS AT AN EARLY AGE. It happened to me but i was smart enough to make my own decisions.
AudioInjectedSoul11 1 year ago
Why is it that religious people are on here, if it truly doesn't affect you then you wouldn't be on this video because it doesn't interest you, truth is there is inherent doubt in all of us about whatever religion you so choose to blindly follow, you can't shut down the logic center in your brain, you can only deny what its telling you. Also in regards to atheist comment, I've never pushed my beliefs on anyone before, atheists that do push their beliefs on people are probably not real atheists.
mrlizard8 1 year ago
4:40 killer
Xcoming2 1 year ago
Why do these YouTube fuckwits insist on putting some god awful shitty credits for material they didn't create. You didn't do anything, you ripped some Doug Stanhope and dumped it on a fucking website, congratulations! It's not "presented" by you, you didn't write this shit, perform it, or record it, so fuck off and play the fucking stand-up already!
berthiaumesimon 1 year ago
I'm sure most people would pay no attention to God if they were not afraid of eternal damnation and fires of hell.He promises us a better day if we serve him-so what you think we do?-We serve him out of fear and because we think he could give us something. We pretend that it is because he is good and clean and always do the right think-but let him have no powers over us and do all the good in the world-and we would not even blink an eye to him.
PimpThe478 1 year ago
I love God how he is supposed to be this God of love and peace-yet he uses scare tactics to get people to serve him. He threatens people with hell and eternal damnation if they don't exactly as he says.Why not just encourage people to do the right thing and let them make up their own mind with out earth shattering destruction to keep them in line. Another thing he always has favorites-in the bible Isreal as opposed to the heathen and the list goes on and on.
PimpThe478 1 year ago
id rather have the devil in my ass than jesus in my heart!
wirewizards1974 1 year ago
@wirewizards1974 LMAO
JesusWasAnAsshole 11 months ago
Okay, so how about the next time any of you are in a operation room and the doctor is christian you tell him that he's retarded and stupid and you don't want his filthy hands on you and you die and we'll talk again (actually we won't cause you can see into heaven from hell but not the other way around)
Hewkll 1 year ago
@Hewkll So...what was your point?
SpiralDaze 1 year ago
@SpiralDaze you guys are fucking hypocrites that wanna force their belief onto christians but say that it's the other way around
Hewkll 1 year ago
@Hewkll Forcing their belief onto Christians? Who here is doing this? And most times it is the other way around.
SpiralDaze 1 year ago
@SpiralDaze He is constantly trying to convince Christians that their God doesn't exist, like all atheists are constantly doing by modifying so-called evidence to fit in their theory which only exists to deny the Christian explanation. Have you even had or witnessed a discussion between a Christian and an atheist?
Hewkll 1 year ago
@Hewkll This man can't convince anything. As long as you truly believe in God nothing this man says can turn you away from Him. Besides, it is his Freedom of Speech to do so, whether you like it or not. There will always be others who don't agree with your religion. And yes, I have witnessed a discussion between a Christian and an atheist. They clashed the entire time.
SpiralDaze 1 year ago
@SpiralDaze I know (and they do too) I'm not gonna be convinced by a bunch of naive atheists and yet they keep trying and trying to `prove` to me that God doesn't exist. Thus atheists are much worse than christians in terms of forcing beliefs, just a little below muslims
Hewkll 1 year ago
@SpiralDaze you need help. You exhibit all of the symptoms of a progressed mental illness. We call it "Christianity". Fucking retard.
JRC3034 1 year ago
@JRC3034 To be perfectly frank, I don't believe in religion, yet I respect other people who do and don't insult them childishly.
SpiralDaze 1 year ago
@SpiralDaze
I used to think the same way, but then I realized if we rational people don't stand up in defense of secular society and the virtue of the scientific method above all else, then we are potentially entering a very dark period of human history. You have to keep in mind that the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity & Islam) openly seek to garner as much power as they can, and no constitution or basic moral standards are going to stop them from taking over....
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jhonnywally1 1 year ago
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