From a sperm to an egg --with love

[pauliusser]

why youtube keeps sugesting me this kind of videos?

[MRRANDOMBOY467]

Let me through my name is little Tommy

[K8LeeN143]

what is the last sperm holding?? O.o

[CRCORbigwolf32]

@K8LeeN143 a rose

[latia1960]

that's love

[eleosssssre]

@LadyHathor23 WTF? you are sick.

[AryeHvsv]

Oh, the nostalgia....

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[xSpyroForce]

This is taken from a Belgian commercial. You muted the sound and cut off the end where the name of the company is written.

[AsSheLikesIt]

Is that sperm carrying flowers? Well good on ya, mate!

[LAXfresh349]

the sperm with the gay gene. =)

[lalabeana]

LMAOO



[menachem700]

I beat like a billion other sperm in the race

[Migume2000]

lol i laugh and laugh and laugh....even after this i went to eat and i can't help my self but laugh agan...i look stupid and i come back to post lol.

[tdesanchez]

lol

[Zombie2Slayer]

We run fast!

[hehehetae]

I am the most romantic sperm. ever!! wahaha :P

[JuicyFlaps280]

awwwwz! i wish my future husband's sperm wil carry ah flower 4 my egg....:)

[atom608]

thoses little fuckers ruin people life

[joanegel]

funny...

[Copain1105]

lesson learnt! :-)

[mohnish0999]

where is the "Love" Part? :p

[Sadowski40]

So that's how it works....

[DianneMe1]

hehehe cute sperm cell with a rose :)

[USASports4Life]

roses r red

lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

[Millhouse420ify]

That my friends is how you do it. That is one smooth sperm.

[fistfulofknowledge]

The only race I ever won.

[1436iloveu]

@fistfulofknowledge lol

[PSNpod]

@fistfulofknowledge

And most important one xD

[LAXfresh349]

haha I beat all those other bitches. haha I won, what now, haha I went inside the egg first haha I feel like a winner cause I went inside the egg first haha in your face bitches haha

[valleychick6969]

how did i get here?

[Yepi69]

IF you are feeling sad just remember you were once the fastest and strongest sperm!

[madscientist90]

That's so cute~

[anzenxxii]

the one with the roses carries the gay gene. :p

[webkinzchic1]

Uhhhhhh.......wtf

[senrisnumber1]

lol i was watching linkin park vids how'd i get here? :/

[BarBi3Skittles]

Lmaoo the sperm being extra suavee with his red roses

[ronaldmcdonald170]

i expected no comments from this vidio

[LarryCupFace]

They all stopped for that.

[BlueRain450]

funny with love

[YuneShik]

so we're all that suave sperm

[g3rrar1]

BUT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY BROTHERS??? I WOULD HAVE GIVEN MY LIFE FOR THEM!!

lol

[ModKing218]

Its like we have babies in are sack!

[burtv1610]

Actually only about 20 get to the egg.. not thousands :)

[westmenstudios]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[BAYAREA4150]

musta felt good busting a nut in that pusay

[Mustafacc0]

It was easy for me to fertilized my mother's egg, I simply told the other guys "Retreat! It's a BJ!!" , they did believe me. True story.

[JamesHarlan1]

what was the red thing at the end of the tail at 0:21?

[kpoplovingdbsk]

@JamesHarlan1 flowers.........LMAO

[MsXxEmoXxPrincessXx]

Awwwwwwwww. ADORABLEEE. ^ ^ And funny, because the other guys are just looking like, "WTF ? What a wuss." xD!

[bloodxalibi]

HAHAHA this is so cute!

[bob555555]

I guess I was the fastest swimmer.

[CDNPaczosCDN]

One of the fuckin sperm was chasing his tail!

[mylovesofmylife]

From Conception To Childbirth. Hallmark Moments.

[BratvaBro95]

Cute i thought it had flower in it's back 12

[Mrivera61]

Anyone know who has the full version of this video? Looks pretty funny! Like a flowers Commercial. LOL

[RIP00TALENT]

I WISH I LOST THAT RACE

LIFE SUCKS:( LOL

[doctorw2]

let loose the hounds!

[noal63]

Here's to our fallen sperm comrades, who died while trying to get to the egg,

[amnah10000]

Hahaah too funny.

[queballpuppy]

I'm still a sperm

[dizzyarcher01]

if ever youre having a bad day always remember you were the fastest strongest sperm :)

[JaniceGhostHunter13]

@dizzyarcher01 Well, at least half of me was. The other half was a large, round, damn near immobile cell.

[Felfire90]

@AllyGazdacko but you cant remember being a sperm.. you can only remember being an egg (since the sperm is from a different place).. even though you cant remember being an egg anyways because you had no brain

[princesskimbie]

Haha cute!

[hardline422]

0:09, the annotation is wrong. Ova is the plural form of Ovum. There is only one egg there so you would refer to it as an "Ovum". YOUR A FUCKING DUMB ASS!

[LittleGuitarz]

am I the only one who got the reaction wtf am I watching ?

[JessicaMakesPEACE]

Who got bored and typed 'sperm' in the search bar?

[damianryanfilms]

@JessicaMakesPEACE guilty

[Darkrose40]

@JessicaMakesPEACE *raises hand a bit awkwardly*

[lovemoviesful2]

@JessicaMakesPEACE HAHAHAHAHA, me... :P

[Xetenor]

LOL I was really bored at 3 AM to watch this haha

[keyon20able]

LMAO WTF

[PictureJohnBroken]

I deserve a trophy -.-

[numderX]

all sperms: MINE MINE MINE MY EGG MINE MINE MMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!

sperm with rose: hellllo egg......

all other sperms: whoa

sperm with rose: *enter egg* SUCKAS!

other sperms: DAMMIT!

[MrJayjase]

Haha Looks Like I Win, FAIL To The Others.

[MrAUFANATIC]

so if its more sperm if two or three of four enters then it becomes twins triplets quadruplets!

[Nythony]

@MrAUFANATIC nooo, that only happens when there's more than one egg.

[fa3ilkhair]

oh yes i remember this , i won the mofo race :D

[Tejgehdu]

@fa3ilkhair looool yeah me 2 lol

[OB1BUTTMAN]

lol

[lucas911611]

lol,

[Sweetiebear6]

IM ONLY 14 AHHHHHHHHHH.

[00MrNaruto]

this sperm will be smart boy or girl lol

[mphello]

That's sperm will need a lot more than just a rose to get inside that egg.

He'll need a steady job, good income, substantial savings in a diverse portfolio including precious metals, and a good physique.

[burdy1990]

Well at least I've won the BIG WAR, the main target was the ovule wich was overwhelming.I had comrades with me, we were 2 milion atackers againts one,and just in a few minutes, I cant remember exactly,they all vanquished. I was the only survivor. From that day I realized that I have a purpose and I said to myself that "I will live to fight another day!"

[rockpiya]

me too! that's me with the flower!

[IAMAKNUCKLESFAN]

I'm so glad I won that race.

[beatlesfan18361]

I LOL'D

[waterlizardz123]

why the hell did i search this?

[SomaliPetal]

@waterlizardz123

Lol...its not bad to watch where you came from!!!LOL @ why the hell did i search this!!

[jericoferrari55]

Ahhh i remember that time when im travelling to my moms womb with other sperms and that was like, hey get the fck out im goin in!, and then everybody was like holyshit hurry up enter the fucking egg, and then fuck! he went first now were doomed, lol

[saurabhCherished]

@jericoferrari55

I feel sorry for that egg now!

[chickun1soup80]

that would be awesome if we could keep the tails!

[1993saysay]

lol........funny

[Kenlin59]

What magnification do you need to see living sperm and egg cells under the microscope?

[SocialAnxiety911]

I this this is from that movie ..."Look who's talking!"

[MrHenricvillegas]

Im so lucky cause from million of sperms I am the one who have entered the egg ! yeah ! Its like winning a lottery! lol

[chickun1soup80]

@MrHenricvillegas that means we all are special!!! i thought that too. wow. it's crazy to know that there r people who think on the same levels as u.

[playmovie696]

@MrHenricvillegas i never thought about what you said lol

[hab123]

@MrHenricvillegas well what did you do .............. the rose trick works right

[Endofcivilization]

@MrHenricvillegas bro that is the GREAT thing i've ever read. I'm gonna use it from now on

[Sadowski40]

@MrHenricvillegas I know right? xD We're all a winner at least once in life!hehe

[loinsheaven]

@MrHenricvillegas and next time i will

future iz mine!!!

minded

[vmh123456t]

lol it kinda makes my stomach feel funny.

[NoLovLOSTNoLovFOUND]

Maleck you stud you lool you romantic man you know how to get everyone to stop what there doing and all I eyes on baby maleck you stud you LMAOOO that's my boy

[MinuteXify]

lol this is so cute and funny at the same time. hahaha

[EastAsiandictator]

how big is the female egg?

Does it taste good?

[ainkarmy]

I don't Think So

[spoonman73]

JUST THINK....you came from your father's BALLS!

[Ecka0007]

@spoonman73 Whyyyyyyyyy yeahhhhhhhhh! Of course. So our fathers made sure that we took a rose! :)

[SheSoTalented216]

Should be playing Sade's "Smooth Operator" in the background

[Ecka0007]

So now I know I must of carried a rose. We we all carried a rose LOL

[Broken995]

i was a sperm !

[butterflies244]

haha...I don't know how I managed to stumble upon this video but it made me laugh.

[alwaysgonnabeme]

errmmm.. So does that mean i was a Sperm once ? :/

[MightyKitez]

@alwaysgonnabeme Yup, and we all carried roses apparently :D

[Ecka0007]

@MightyKitez Now I know I carried a rose:)

[Corncrops]

@alwaysgonnabeme Half of you was

[lillesuper]

lol thats a part of a comercial we had here in Belgium

[onlinegamersealtiel]

@lillesuper what commercial are you referring to? I'd like to see that commercial. I wonder if it's uploaded at youtube. :)

[lillesuper]

@onlinegamersealtiel don't remember wich company used it i think belgacom not sure. But the sperm with the flower starts to sing.

[lillesuper]

@onlinegamersealtiel i found the commercial /watch?v=jS1iuxxVgGo

[ABB1115RB]

so true!THE ONLY RESEMBLENCE BETWEEN MEN AND SPERM IS THAT THEY BOTH HAVE 1 MILION IN 1 CHANCES TO BECAME A HUMAN BEEING!

[111000may]

lol, that is hilarious!!

[iMusicLurver]

Guys and Girls,if you're feeling unspecial, imagine yourself being a sperm again because the first to enter the egg :)

[sgtsquishy]

.......really?

[ftpmarco]

INVATIONNNNN !!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[melvinasgas]

its gonna give me nightmares

[xCottonFluff]

this is what i say to people i don't like :

YOU'RE A WASTE OF SPERM HEHEHEH:D

[desmoney100]

@xCottonFluff THat Is JUst Sick

[HoneyLoveSky]

it's so funny.. lol

[EsLilWifey1988]

super cute!

[krw26]

So i wonder what sperm search for when going down a throat?

[smart99guy]

@xBeyondInsane she didn't let no one in, so the last one brought her flowers to open up.... lol :P

[CrazyPeterH]

I won the race sweet

[joshfable1]

lol funny im the winer of and 1million race tha im 1 of the fastes man in the world hehe but a moment of silence for my brothers that die so i could win the race :( sadly u were not born

[quidnick]

that one turned into baby chuck norris.

[Adz795]

I wish I was the sperm! or... atleast I remember how I was when I was a sperm...

[AllyGazdacko]

what if someone could remember being a sperm.. that would be so crazy

[chompet123]

@AllyGazdacko Oh I remember when I was in my daddy's scrotum! I went in my mum's you-know-what and I was best friends with my fellow sperm cell, we play together and I remember telling "See ya'll losers in the real world!" after getting inside the egg cell.

[JimmyHopkins2]

here's a charming way to think of it...

we're all the result of Trojan's screw ups....

lol

[tomehboy1]

@AllyGazdacko and impossible the fact is that the sperms body explodes when it touches the egg i dont rember how o why it does this all i know is that it helps with fertilizaton xD

[9liam1231]

@AllyGazdacko yo bruv i was like swimmin thru some sticky stuff an den i was like edd buttin de eggy fin den i went in an den all i can memba is yesterday wen i cummed all ova me bird,

[Zerosupersayan]

@AllyGazdacko i wonder what the sperm that didnt make it said. Were they like, OH SHIT WE GONNA DIE!!! or something, lol.

[mrgammer131]

@AllyGazdacko thats not possible the brain hasnt been devo.....OH MY GOD IM A FUCKING NERD!!!

[chickun1soup80]

@AllyGazdacko i do!!! and when i looked back at my millions of brothers and sisters, i said You think you have won, you think all is well. But kiss my green ass, I’ll see you in hell! and i slapped them with my tail.

[Kokiri971]

@AllyGazdacko That happens in Family Guy.

[hellow533]

back when i was a sperm, i had to take a spericidial shotgun to kill the competition, so i was the only choice..

[LaughOutLoud385]

How does one get in, but not others? Btw- very funny. lol

[jolietruong]

@LaughOutLoud385 :if all them get into an egg...we'll have hundred babies lol