Nintendo Advert Spoof

[ljw4]

the ending was the best rofl!

[ProtoMario]

Silly vid

[KhagarBalugrak]

FAIL.

[Cybopath]

@KhagarBalugrak

Oh I like this, Is this like final jeopardy? So the question would be. 'What word describes you life?'

[hansarn001]

well, at least WII isn't a spin-off machine.

xbox/xbox360: ps2/ps3 spin-off. Oh yes, i went there.

And playstation is using the same machine, with new features.

AND there are some cute controllers coming out for PS3.. they're using motion controll, and look surprisingly alot like the wii-remote..

And nintendo is confident enough to not add lots of useless features like dvd-player and shit to get more buyers. They might, but i sorta hope not.

[Cybopath]

@hansarn001

Yea just a shame Nintendo make shit games.

[JoshTheNESKeck]

@Cybopath shit games? those "shit games" saved video games. without them, you wouldnt have your little, xbox360.

[Cybopath]

@JoshTheNESKeck

Wild statement, please explain how wii games in anyway are responsible for the 360.

[JoshTheNESKeck]

@Cybopath i never said wii games specificly, but nintendo saved video games from the video game crash in the 80's. without nintendo, you wouldnt be playing video games today. that includes xbox games.

[Cybopath]

@JoshTheNESKeck

Yawns. Sure it did even though Com64 was the best selling home computer during the 80's. Even if it where true does that change the fact they still make the same childish games? They are the disney of the computer world. But how can I argue with someone who has such a hardon for a games company he put it in his name.

[JoshTheNESKeck]

@Cybopath yeah sure, mario and kirby are childish. but does that stop them from sucking? i mean have you played the legend of zelda? the old one is great. but the newer ones (besides phantom hourglass, windwaker, and spirit tracks) have a rather dark story line. there was a debate on whether or not the new zelda should be rated M. just because it doesn't have blood, doesnt mean its terrible. i mean what the hell did you have when you were young! in 1990, i had nintendo. you probably had atari.

[Cybopath]

@JoshTheNESKeck

Right so the argument for Nintendo not being Childish is if owned one whn I was a child?

[JoshTheNESKeck]

@Cybopath no. what i am asking is if you had a nintendo, or atari. my guess is atari since you hate them so much.

[Cybopath]

@JoshTheNESKeck

Well if you must know I had a Spectrum, Com64, Megadrive & a SNES. What this has to do with anything I don't know.

[riha85]

This fuckin' spoof is full of shit, Nintendo brings people together not like you call of gayboy modern cock fight 2. They games are responsible for the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. If you AmericanZionist's Xbox fanboys played more Wii than Xbox then maybe we would be celebrating with Islam rather than causing a Jihad! Im so proud of my Wii and Nintendo i have Viva la Wii tatoo'ed on my left arm, you Xbox pig.

[linkyoshicat]

Funk you

[Cybopath]

LOL FUNK? What you not allowed to use the real words? Thanks for being a damn stereotype.

[linkyoshicat]

oh ya you ass fucker that likes to suck your on cock

[Cybopath]

Wow that took you a whole 3 days to come up with that. Sorry I'm not into that sort of thing I'm sure you'll find some guy to satisfy your needs. Best way to find a gay in a bar is shout "Who has a wii."

[ibbyamin123456]

lol but u wouldnt find a gay doing that...ud find a family...and yoshicat u gay..u prbably went on google to find those swears

[Cybopath]

Keyboards have all the letters of the alphabet.

[sladikk]

Hmm...

gore doesnt make a game good. Idky this game is on my recommended list...i guess its worth watching.

-sladik

[shadowcontroll]

shadap! nintendo is great... and, you put vyce from skys of arcadia..  thats from sega...

[Gearoftoast]

yeah totally true... but yoshi =O nintendo has noo gore but still awesome games.

[xblueblaze]

NOOOO!!!! NOT YOSHI!!!

[narutobleachman76]

TRUEST THING EVER!!!!

[mps1234567]

i like nintendo but i have to agree with this guy

[ljw4]

i thought it was funny.and its true

[wiilectric]

ya except im 13 and still a nintendo addict...and that would explain why godfather is for NINTENDO wii...douchebags

[Cybopath]

Thank's for proving my point.

[DivineDarknesss]

u retard, nintendo is focused on children, and so your retarded for not relizing that, Thats where the 360 comes in for quake and halo

[999yoshi999]

whats halo

[sladikk]

ur kidding rite?

it was the original xbox's debut game...

sorta gory, yet fun, especially multiplayer

-sladik

[Murdermaster]

Dude, you seriously just got trolled hardcore.

[sladikk]

Pretty much, yeah...watev. I guess its because I watch so many nintendo vids...

-slad

[TheUnholyAntichrist]

of nuclear warheads they would probs just watch the teletubies!!! so well done for showing these multibillionair companies for the spasticated comunists they realy are! good job five stars

[TheUnholyAntichrist]

dude this was funny!!!

and anyone that argues against this sayin the nintendo is fun for kids well i spoke to my three litle bros aged between 6 n 9 n they all told me that if they wannted to see gay caricters that if they were real would probabley be wanted in severy countries for dealing of class a drugs and iligal ownership

[hewho0wns]

btw, im just guessing but i think the reason nintendo games are mostly kid games are cuz the ones that arent, arent meant for straight hours of gameplay like other sony/microsoft games.

[hewho0wns]

ehhh not so good.. nintendo is kewl.

[froggycompany]

good animation dude. lol yoshi died.

[Cybopath]

Before any new beanbags decide to post a comment on this vid check the rbrascal video responses, this is a stereotype you bring to life every time you post drivel.

[Thunderdog123]

cybopath u fukin lowlife nintendos improved one thousand fold its doing way better than whatever ur doin!!!!! THIS FILM IS FUCKIN RETARDED and why do u think nintendos games are so babyish then huh dumbass?????

[Cybopath]

Nintendo is doing better than me, you know you got me there last time I checked I wasn't a billion dollar games console company. I take it your raking in the profits?

Why do I think large brightly coloured cartoon characters are babyish?

That's really not a question worth answering.

I love it when you talk dirty.

[PsycoCatStudios]

what a retarded video!

[Cybopath]

Really?, What A Retarded Retard of a comment Written by a Rascally Retarded Retard.

[yumilikepie]

*applauds rubbish comment*

[Cybopath]

What you stalking me now bitch? Please don't send your boyfriend Micky on me.

[hovis5818]

All Nintendo fans are knob jockeys, I think the utter offense they take to this video proves that. Your average Xbox fan wouldn't react like this - but mind you your average Xbox fan is over 12...

[yumilikepie]

1. my computer messed up, so what?

2. "Your insults really cut me to the bone" - im sure thats how the other people on here you have insulted feel. You dont get any sympathy from me.

[Cybopath]

"1. my computer messed up, so what?"

Don't surf on a fucking Wii then.

[micky11869]

oi craig stop starting on random bold people ( no affense if ur bold)

[yumilikepie]

i said "computer". does that look anything like wii dumbass?

[Cybopath]

There you have it folks the Wii isn't a computer.

[yumilikepie]

lol fuck you! so many nintendo wiis have been sold there wont be enough 4 christmas! they must be doing something right! and by the way your sarcasim is shit

[Cybopath]

Lost of Wiis are being sold for Christmas, wow this really contradicts my Nintendo is for kids argument. P.S your insults really cut me to the bone.

[yumilikepie]

fuck you! there the most popular console in the world! there have been so many sold there wont be enough for christmas! they must be doing something right. and work on your sarcasim its shit.

[Cybopath]

You had to write this twice, what did you have a memory lapse?

My "Sarcasm" is shit? And I take it these TWO posts of yours are work of literally genius designed to break my spirit?

[micky11869]

by the way im on a wii.....owned.....u mother fucker

[Cybopath]

Wow got me there, Nintendo can surf the net. Wow that is impressive almost as Impressive as Dreamcast. Must say Nintendo really are leading the way.

[micky11869]

Cybopath u fuking low-life, nintendos better than you, you prick

[Cybopath]

Girls are better than little plastic Wii's oh you probably don't know that.

[yumilikepie]

i dont think nintendo suck! im using a nintendo wii right now to watch this pathetic video and write this comment.

[Cybopath]

I'm so glad you found the time to write this informative comment.

[yumilikepie]

no promblem

[DukTape1009]

I like lol 4/5

[mazzazza21]

You arsehole. i am suprised you even got 2 stars. get a life

[godzilla2damax]

Ha great!!

[areofan1]

stupid

[Cybopath]

Thank You for bringing this to my attention.

[Levus28]

:( don't like it. *runs away*

[darkboog]

no pubes lol

[rutoop]

But I like Nintendo...

[6267I7]

I don't like Guns! They scare me.

[tomfitzmaurice]

shit

[Cybopath]

You Said a Swear :(

[Bille994]

luv it :D hehe so funny.. and just FYI, i think i speak for the whole world when i say Dekuscrubby you're a geek.. get over it

[faireyswordfishmk1]

lmao

[Dekuscrubby]

WHY, though, do you think this is funny? Elaborate.

[vittel]

ROFL "if nintendo was a boy, he wouldnt have pubes.."

[benovplymuff]

HAHA love the video even more i love the response its getin frm ppl wiv nuffin better 2 do then diss sum1 over the internet haha nd even more love your comebaks "Sick is a short Italian plummer, high on mushrooms, jumping on a defenseless turtle. " made me laff lol good work m8 next time stik to moking a religion myt work out better haha

[Cybopath]

Look how many posts I've got, I must hit pretty close to the mark to get that many ponses riled. I should have mocked a race or religion I may have got less comments.

[Dekuscrubby]

Jesus Christ. Oohh, look at us, whiney little Nintendo fanboys boo hoo</sarcasm>

Seriously, look how many people disagree with you. Sick psychopaths want blood and gore, the kind of people who want to play Resistance: Fall of Man or Crap Theft Auto: Turd City. The kind of people who we are sick of having to look down on.

Sony you went wrong, with your PS3, now you're getting your ass kicked by the Wii...

[Cybopath]

With my PS3? Sorry do I look like a spokesman for Sony? Nah I don't even have or want a PS3. Try and get this through all your thick skulls just because I mock Nintendo games does not mean I molest X-Box's or PS3's. It's quite obvious the only console that has religious fans who get offended when their holy grail console is mocked and that is Nintendo.

[Dekuscrubby]

Who the HELL WANTS graphic violence and gore? Sickos. Sick crap hatches who live in their mother's basements. That's who. People like Cybopath, who spend time making crap videos like this and less time having a life. God, I hate people like this.

[Cybopath]

I spent roughly 20 mins making this. really didn't take up that much of my time. Who wants violence and gore? Probably the same people that go to see action films and horrors all those sickos while your watching re-runs of Lassie. Sick? Sick is a short Italian plummer, high on mushrooms, jumping on a defenseless turtle.

[Dekuscrubby]

It's a GAME, shitbag. And FYI, I've never seen Lassie once. Anyway, you verified my point - sickos.

[funkerguy]

he wudnt have pubes!

[kkempton]

Wow. that was a load of ****.

I guess you havent heard of Scarface, or Red Steel, Or Manhunt 2. All rated for over 18's.

Still, your loss.

Oh and the quality of the video was absoulutley dreadful, sound quality poor and originality 0.

Mind you, your other stuffs a joke too.

[Cybopath]

I guess your too retarded to read past messages for the very last time Nintendo didn't MAKE those games. Just like Sharp didn't make Terminator 2 but it still plays on the DvD player. And don't get your bald balls jumping over a poorly made animated spoof, must hit pretty close to home if some many fruit cups get offended.

[kkempton]

I dont care what your previous reply said, other thanbeing arrogant and ignorant, I will make the following points:

1. Your "advert" says its a Nintendo Advert, therefore NOT referring to whether its a game or not a game.

2. Why do you need to make a video telling people about it? We know. those who care, got over it, the rest, don't give a shit.

BTW I wont reply to you anymore, as I feel you lack skills in arguments and need to use shit like "balls".

[Ohyewildthong]

look at games like Resident Evil 4, Red Steel, Manhunt 2 (it was actually banned it was so full of gore). u idiot

[IMakeStuff]

Like whoah :O

[thegreatfen]

have you ever heard of manhunt 2, killer 7, no more heroes? but exploding yoshi was good.

[Cybopath]

Well not that it's to be taken seriously but those aren't Nintendo games they are games you can play on a Nintendo.

[thegreatfen]

fair enough i guess. you've got a point because the 'maturest' game nintendo have worked on is project hammer and that's probably never going to turn up

[wolverine005]

lmao xD

[capitolmonkey]

omg, all i was thinking was "too true" up until the end line...i was rolling in laughter for a good five minutes with the end line XD

But seriously, the only decent looking game on Wii is redsteel...and its not worth getting a wii just for that, generally cos the graphics are pretty poor lol

[GoodCat01210]

lol, the ending is hilarious

[99john991bo]

Added to my favourites great

exellent work

[Cr0uchOwnz]

Lol I love lots of nintendo games and this is hilarious.

Specially the pubes comment =)

[peaboy6666]

yea im a big fan of nintendo and this was funny

[darkferros]

why do people take the piss out of Nintedo's 'childish games' if they were so bad they'd go out of bussiness.

Nintendo are great, their pioneers in Gaming Technology, they invented wireless and just look at the Wii, the controller requires movement.

Ninendo makes games which are good for parties and crazy multiplayer, they also have the best characters who actually stck around, Mario has been around for 20ish and Link has been around for near 15, and what have Microsoft and sony got? None

[pompeypheonix]

darkferros is right...nintendo basically invented gaming

[Cybopath]

And the French invented films but that doesn't mean I'd prefer them over Hollywood.

[TViRuSX900]

teh uber lol stick. if nintendo ws a boy, he would have so many pubes that he could solve world hunger with the amount of pubes it has!

[fartingpenguin]

I wish nintendo fanboys wouldn't bitch so much about a fucking joke. He wasn't talking shit about the consoles themselves, just the childish games they produce.

[andy4992]

ye cos resi 4 is childish

[fartingpenguin]

That wasn't published by nintendo, it was just on the console. This is targeted at games that were PUBLISHED by nintendo. Goddamn, get a life and stop worrying about a fucking gaming system.

[Cybopath]

But I want to show you a good time XXXXX

[Cybopath]

I love you XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[Cybopath]

I suck (ladies nipples), Nintendo rules (Kindergarten playgrounds.)

[RoughStarFilms]

yea you made your point Nintendo was the best when it had no competition, boy now that's impressive.

[RobotwarsKing]

Bloody Sony Fans!

Think they own the Bloody World

[fartingpenguin]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!!!! I've always hated those childish Nintendo games, they're so fucking gay!!! Thankfully, Grand Theft Auto III came around and there was finally a game with balls

[Cybopath]

Drink Coca Cola.

[Arcesp]

Sounds like you had a really bad or no childhood. I mean, if you only can have fun when you sre destroying things in a violent way then I can't imagine what a horrible life you are having.

[Cybopath]

Thanks for the advice Ned Flanders.

[tenchimuyo69]

He is full of piss and wind. And has no sence of comedy. Even if it was crappy, I don't see where it adds to you having a crapped up life. LAWL

[capitolmonkey]

excuse me...your talking about video games yeah?

Having fun in a video game destroying things in a violent way is very different to doing so in real life.

Your argument is flawed...If the ONLY way to have fun is in a video game, no matter what you are doing in that video game, THEN, and ONLY THEN do you have no life.

[i0hate0cencorship]

I love the Nintendo bros hehe

[gd3467]

Yeah, it's not even funny. >_>

Epic fail.

[RoughStarFilms]

Oh my, Judged by someone of your caliber.

[tenchimuyo69]

THIS IS NOT 4CHAN! Phrases like "Epic Fail, MOAR, SAUCE, and WIN" are not used on Youtube...

:p

[Scorpion1996]

Epic Fail is always used on any site. Also Win

[tenchimuyo69]

Yet 4chan was the only place I heard up until now.

Reguardless, I'll take your word.

[MountainDeww41]

Agreed.

[KirbSuperStardude]

Nintendo rules,and you suck whoever made this.

[SpicyHotProductions]

Oh god, that was terrible. Stop breathing.

[kingbooforums]

lol 3/5 it was sorta funny lol

[marshymoo2]

NINTENDO FUCKING RULES YOU TWATS

[Skate4apples]

nintendo is sick but that was still awesome

[supersimbabros]

THAT WAS RETARDED! but some how funny. Do you hate mario or did you do this for fun?

[Sorrow316]

lol...nice...shotgun... :P

[riha85]

Nintendo is G-H-E-Y!!

It was my that killed lauren, used a rusty hacksaw blade to hack that message into her chest. What a load of toby cheese

[funkkitty5]

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[Cybopath]

What would Mario say.

[pompeypheonix]

what about resident evil 4...tard

[Cybopath]

Resident Evil wasn't MADE by Nintendo it was MADE by Capcom...duh. All Nintendo's good games Aren't made by them.

[BryyMillerson]

Nintendo has plenty of good games. The Donkey Kong series, the original NES games, Yoshi's Island, Kid Icarus, Mario series, Mario Kart series, Zelda series.

[Cybopath]

And Disney have lots of great cartoons. The Jungle Book, Toy Story, 101 Dalmatians and Bambi but I'd still rather watch Terminator.

[BryyMillerson]

So your argument is that you personally don't like Nintendo. Then that makes this even less of a spoof because it's just you saying "nintendo is stupid". You're not actually spoofing anything.

[Cybopath]

Here's an Idea, shut the hell up, winging baby! act like I had a go at your religion or something.

[BryyMillerson]

No? I'm just putting my comments based on what you've said out there. This isn't a spoof, this is your opinion. I'm sorry that you think I'm whining. I'm just responding to you.

[RoughStarFilms]

Ok just pretend it's called Nintendo Advert Opinion then. Have some beans.

[indyhi33]

Alrighty that was... very pointless

[PoisonWar]

ok.... whats the point?

[Cybopath]

Sorry you won't a brief or something. Whats the point, I was commissioned by Sony to make an Anti-Nintendo ad the point was to point out how childishly annoying Nintendo games are. Also an experiment to see how many cry babies would get offended. I'll tick another box just for you.

[Cybopath]

What a lot of cheddar cheese.

[xoxBrianxox]

haha "if nintendo was a boy he wouldn't have pubes" hahahahaha awesome

[potasho]

urs is much better than my two spoofs lol

[Cybopath]

Ecstatic.

[Cybopath]

Clearly you care other wise you wouldn't have spread so much cheddar over this video. But please keep them coming it amuses me how many drool merchants take a poorly made jive at Nintendo to heart, god I bet I wouldn't have got half as much responses is this was a spoof of the profit Muhammad. Probably most of you needed a guardian present so you wouldn't hurt yourself on the keyboard.

[Cybopath]

Hmmm is Ps2 the only thing you can play GTA on? don't think so, duh.

[pompeypheonix]

yer it is!!!!...retaard...or the ps1...or the gameboy which is nintendo!!!!...u retard

[kingbooforums]

retaard?

[capitolmonkey]

They have gta on PC...lol.

[pompeypheonix]

i hate you...were you dropped on ur head as a child or sumthin?...blood and stuff doesn't make a game good u sack of shite

[Cybopath]

Swearing and insults doesn't give your statement anymore credit. Jesus loves you.

[waffleypie]

How colud you kill off Yoshi??

[rumble131]

Your so mean nintendo kicks ass

[mastersonicshadow]

what did u mean on that if nintendo was a boy thing?

[ilovemfc2007]

Dude I love Ninty but that ad really made me laugh.

[shrimpy20]

Cybopath go get a life you fuckin nerd, nintendo owns sony in the face dey suck!

[Cybopath]

HAHAHA Me get a life, I don't glorify Computer products on my profile. And yet again why do you think I love Sony and or X-Box. Nintendo makes baby ass games, stop arguing. Stop telling me about Resident Evil etc, CAPCOM make them idiots not Nintendo! I look forward to more geeks getting offended over there preciouses Nintendo.

[jonowev]

shite video made by an idiotic X-Box fanboy. why is he taking the piss out of the company that started it all? he is a disgrace to gamers everywhere, be they ninty, microsoft or sony fans.

[Cybopath]

Watch nintendo brothers. Why do all Nintendo geeks assume that because I think Nintendo (Not capcom or other companies that make games for Nintendo) make kiddy games that I am an X-Box or PS2 fanboy. I don't have either console so shut the hell up baby cakes.

[jonowev]

lol, i just saw X-Box in a comment below and shuddered! this video is kinda irrelevant now. the wii is getting scarface, the godfather and manhunt =]

[Luigi356]

At least nintendo's games are fun instead of 50% graphics

50% blood and gore, and 0% gameplay.

[Cybopath]

At least non Nintendo games aren't 100% gay. Hahaha so funny using the percentage things their, I'll just get back to my GTA with no game play and you enjoy hunting elves and molesting mushrooms.