Great Pick-Up Lines in Sports

[ipodkorean]

thumbs up for william sisters xS

[scootsie119]

Bo knows everything.

[ericthekid92]

i like spelling drawing wrong

[IkeDerGrosse]

the woman is realy hot :D

[TobiusMcKenzie]

Usain was fucking priceless

[Macillis]

born october 17th lkblakjflkajlkjalskjblakjlakwj­daSDHASJIDADLKJ

[hannajoseff001]

Amongst all the great pick-up lines compilation, I find the sports one to be the most funniest..

[hi19931]

Where the fuck is Tim Tebow

[Armenia483]

i had a hope to see rafa nadal or r federer :-/

[bmike3000]

its funny because buckner will never live that shit down

[skyblueboy02]

LMFAO the last one

[Maripooh13]

Why is there an ad in the MIDDLE of the video!? :'( I want to cry...

[Itsmeryliec]

i love that when she asks if they are filming it that he looks into the camera and chokes on his drink a little bit

[pacek1234]

mijawww :D

[goofygrape13]

Hahahha usain bolt

[Sexilexisweetypie010]

The last is the funniests

[VibrationsDrawn]

I love how fast he downs that shot and runs off, hahaha!

[steven171199]

hey bill buckner you want to put it between my legs

[MrSeanobono]

0:49 to 0:50

[Stevo935]

Holy shit, that was amazing. XD

[TheKolassalKC]

shocked they didn't do tim tebow.

[koolwithak4]

@TheKolassalKC this was made before tebow was popular

[ASoapyWaffle]

@TheKolassalKC Maybe because this video is 11 months old.

[Dancingvermonter]

omg the williams sisters XD

[az015]

i dont get the joke

[Dirf119]

@az015 Which one?

[thegrizzly52]

who's seen the curbed your enthusiasm with bill buckner? hilarious

[Mangoeeeeeeees]

Usain Bolt made me laugh.

[Maltrusion]

who the hell are the williams sisters?

[Axyrion]

@Maltrusion Tennis players

[mirokux6]

The Bill Buckner one was hilarious.

[projectdurden]

i bet most of the college and high school crowd virgin boys that watch these vids dont know about buckner! thats sad.

[projectdurden]

buckner was killaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[packers256]

LOL the last 2 were the best

[drillbit153]

where's tiger woods!

[crazystratton33]

The William Sisters remind me of A Night At The Roxbury!!!

[Slyckgun]

omg i fucking cried for the first time at a youtube video at the williams sisters!!!

[shaunofredvibe]

BONER TIME

[litojonny]

LOLOL bill buckner

[HumboldtZ]

Almost everyone seems to forget Buckner was a great player and only remember the 86' world series, I feel bad for the guy.

[Jezapple]

i love lukes face at 1:32 when she says: "Are you filming this?"

[tutu15958]

Williams sisters where very funny :D

[makothelifeguardian]

Bonjour... *ZIDOUKEN!*

[Billete37]

The Usian one was good

[dabest6969]

THis sucked



[SonicFox435]

@dabest6969 nah, your just bad at sports pick-up lines :p

[shortasiandude101]

Poor Bill Buckner...

[Kiddlekud]

Great stuff!

[frozenflamegaby]

i just searched up the williams sisters, noticed they were tennis players, and got the joke right away.

[Darkness7508]

Where the fuck was Micheal Vick?

[cmard96]

LOL at 0:09 he's drowing a X not an O

[robinhood102]

chuck Norris is at costco

[authorkaytlan101]

"You're beautiful!" "Wow you ARE fast!" "I've grown tired of this relationship. You've changed."

[ignorantshinobi]

@authorkaytlan101 bro... he said complacent

[Messoppolis]

Had to look up most of these people.

[JMad431]

Are you filming this?!?!

[DeutschlandPorsche]

buckner was priceless...

[MrFedmark]

I'm not gonna answer anymore questions...

[Jen18lol]

lmao at the william sisters part!!!

[ih8momjokes1]

Top 3 (in no hilarious-measured order)

0:30 - Bo Jackson

0:47 - Zinedine Zidane

1:35 - The Williams Sisters

[cityengulfed]

I have never laughed so hard in my life



[JUANJOSEMEJIABAUTIST]

i don`t get Bill Buckner

[james0nn]

@JUANJOSEMEJIABAUTIST bill buckner let a routine ground ball go inbetween his legs to lose the 1986 world series for the boston red sox. hence he walked off when she made the joke.

[historygenius]

@JUANJOSEMEJIABAUTIST Buckner was the guy who screwed up in the 1986 World Series.

[QGfk1]

As soon as it said Zidane I knew the head-but was coming.

[chainsawmonk]

expected zidane to motorboat her chest hhahah

[Ryodisis]

Omg I would sub a million times for Zidane. I thought they would only have American sport references. LOVE YOU GUYS :D:D:D:D:D:D

[souldry]

The Zidane pickup line/move owns. If you headbutt a chick in a bar, and she gets up all turned on and headbutts you back.... she's a keeper.

[bigpep55]

@souldry haha like a gooooal keeeper? I see what you did right there

[khdude2000]

Jerry Sandusky:

"Hello Melissa! You wouldn't happen to know of any elementary schools around here, would you?"

[iheartmovees]

the williams' sisters clip was the best thing ever.

[joshuabanezcarluvr23]

I thought men like me wanna have sex but woman really do?

[DBftbll]

fuckin Bill Belichik

[bluesnorway]

awwwhh eyyyhh awwwhh eyyyyhh  xDDD

[futuretremonti]

hahaha the Williams sisters.

[ozeppeo]

too bad they didn't make one with micheal vick ;)

[beefygreenapples]

I really want a bloopers real from this

[pseudocharlatan]

Williams sisters... Classic

[Seandogg96]

sooooo hoooot

[GovernerOfBurningHam]

102 lb.? she's light

[nickyphonics]

funny as fooook

[fallenlikestars]

Lmao at the Bill Buckner one :P

[Strava124]

The Zinedine Zidane one was f*cking gold!

[WarriorClass22]

LOL @ Usain Bolt

[4saltis]

Last one seems legit, trying it tonight

[tman7234]

BO AND THE LAST ONE R SO FUNNNNNNY

[evangelion10119]

Note to self - do NOT watch this when the roommate is sleeping.

[osco4311]

Wait, are you filming this?!?



[PeNgUiN96926483]

AUGH!

EHH!!

[peanutmaster1231]

The only one of these I understand is the Usain Bolt one.

[HuntingPKed]

Bo knows your number.

Bo knows where you live Melissa Marie Russel 25 25 Lakeshore Avenue 102 pounds born on October 7th ta PAPAPPAPA

[10842trevor]

get a hoter girl plz :)

[pmduke06]

buckner is the best

[angeriod]

THis is AWSOME!

[corduroy1nfatuation]

@BaratsAndBereta You guys must be from either New York or New England to poke fun at Buckner and Belichick. Am I right? You nailed the short sleeve hoodie. Venus and Serena is frickin' hilarious!

[freethinker424]

bill buckner. bwaaahahahaha

[jstewart9356]

I had to look up the Bill Buckner and the Bill Belinchick part... Not even gonna lie.

[darkreyule]

@sneezlehose- Buckner didn't blow the series, he blew game 6, Boston still had a chance to win game 7.

[subtracthair]

bo knows all

[TheMrTradd]

That girl is probably one of the most attractive women i have ever seen on a computer screen.....

[Boninja88]

@TheMrTradd You aren't that lonely are you?

[TheMrTradd]

@Boninja88 I said computer screen...didnt say real life...

[Boninja88]

@TheMrTradd You aren't that lonely, are you?

[TheMrTradd]

@Boninja88 nahh im not that lonely.

[werellstupid]

aaaahhh..... eeeeehhhhh....

[Jimmyzheng12321]

Sounds they make when playing tennis

[merekandgavin56789]

huh...i don't get the last one. can some one explain?

[carpe0mnia]

@merekandgavin56789 Serena and Venus Williams are pro tennis players. Let's just say, they're very popular for their tennis grunts.

[TheMrTradd]

@merekandgavin56789 thats the sounds they make while playing tennis..

[amcrae2251]

i love this series!

i just got done watching all of them again

[miguel062593]

are they canadian

[dannyville211]

I didn't get the last one until i closed my eyes and listened to it.

[cornelius600]

Usain Bolt was cool

[treesareonfire33]

I drank a beer today.  I'm part of the cool kids group at school now so ha to you all!

[LazyPerfectionist]

@treesareonfire33 no, now youre like every other jr higher in america

[treesareonfire33]

@LazyPerfectionist so I'm like cool and stuff! Sweet!

[WhoTouchedSasha]

@treesareonfire33 That was such a bad attempt at trolling it's funny.

[paulisawesome3]

Haha Bill Buckner

[krnkid5]

That bill buckner one is so funny

[TheThomasThomi]

@krnkid5 i dont get the buckner part.....

[sneezlehose]

@TheThomasThomi bill buckner blew the world series for the red sox sometime in the 70s or 80s i forget when, by letting an easy ground ball go right between his legs

[TheThomasThomi]

@sneezlehose oh hahaha now i see. FUNNY xD

[djtechnofreak]

the sisters were like angybirds :)

[TheHeroicHalibut]

BONER TIME

[GrandJediMaster7860]

The Williams sisters was awesome. :D Oh and no Tiger Woods? 

[PAXhasBYUpride]

Happy Birthday Melissa Marie Russell! Oct. 17th is today!! haha

[stepwithme1]

ZIDANE IS FUCKING ALGERIAN.

[mfrizzle90]

@stepwithme1 His ethnicity is Algerian, but he was born and raised in France.

[StellarNoire]

Zidane was pretty funny....chicks just dig the French ;)

[Jonesman08]

Bo knows that it was recently Melissa's birthday.

[slyw92]

the Williams sister made me laugh so much that i nearly pooped in my pants

[ElSchneids]

that eve commercial was sick

[FableGhostie]

Bill belicheck is friggin hilarious

[TheBlueArmadillo]

They don't need that girl. Just press 1 repeatedly. Or 2.

[soulsurvivior18]

Whore!



[LastJOK3R]

shes damn hou ;D

[neonemu]

Lmfao 0:46 !!! 

[DarthFlaw]

Admittedly. If she headbutted me, I'd propose.

[SeattlegleeK21]

The last one had me dying of laughter :')

[minirayallen]

@SeattlegleeK21 LOL KEVIN TOO

[FreeTh1nk3r]

BO KNOWS LOL

[fat23will]

Bo Knows Everthing and Anything

[myusernamesucks4evr]

could you really not find a black guy to play the black guy.

[yamamtakeadeuce]

The John Madden pick-up, I must say, was very clever. LOL.

[obadets3]

the guy in the middle of the williams sisters was clearly loving it!

[gembelobosok]

LMAO the william sisters O.O

[NGburrito15]

I was waiting for one about Tiger Woods or Mike Vick.

[MisterMrMcMister]

Ohhh Buckner D:

[crealism1]

wtf is this....the girl was hot tho....lolololol

[DreadAces]

OMFG I WAS DRINKING ROOT BEER UNTIL I SAW THE WILLIAMS SISTERS

[PeachVomGras]

Boner Time!

[duntz18]

All I got to say is, at first I was like meh, then I was like OOOH at the sisters.

[warwolf555]

I think they need to make a shirt that says "Boner-time!"

[pinkjaguar12]

Usain Bolt was hilarious.

[rickybduc]

that man in the white polo was trying so hard not to laugh.

[thedotiskewl75]

OMG bill was the best!

[TheMillerman12]

I knew that joke with Bill Belichick was going to happen

[jr5000pwp]

1:33 I think he laughed :P

[XIDoStuffX]

AAH! EEH! AAH! EEH! AAH! EEH! AAH! EEH!AAH! EEH!AAH! EEH!

[nauc93]

THE WILLIAMS SISTERS SHOULD GET A FEATURE ON ANGRY BIRDS LOL

[Gtneff]

the williams sisters made me spit my tea all over the place, no joke

[W0LF37]

who actually knew who Bill Buckner was... because i didn't

[procyclingmanager08]

the last one! omg, i laughed so hard in the lesson

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

the money is just a bunch of 1s

[ArdvarkOfDeath]

i was born october 17th!! but im not the hot chick:(

[xXElkins6Xx]

no Jay Cutler insults...GO PACK GO!!!

[ChristianMapperson]

Your beautiful. I've grown complacent with this relationship. You've changed.

[IRagnarokV]

at 1:35 all I can say is, what took that guy so long to get the heck out of there??

[MsEmilylovesya]

Williams sisters is the best!

[MrCrisby222]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

i have a gun

get in the van

zidane is the best!