Sh*t Austinites Say

[smallwoundchannel]

Triathalon, 'drive to Marfa', 'best salsa', 'sxsw parties', 'are you from california?', 'omg there's leslie'...I had to stop writing things down because I was laughing too hard. And now I'm homesick, so good job!

[pjw2000]

Should be "Shit Austin Gentrifiers Say".

[asinkingship]

they are both "shit people who just moved to austin in the last few years say"

[ejmayes26]

I like this video much better than the other "Shit Austinites Say" video. That one was more like "Shit People Who Have Moved to Austin Say".

I was born and raised here and here and half of that has come out of my mouth. (And I lived in Portland for four years so man I must be a stereotype!)

[kelseyskywalker]

So true! That's why everyone in Texas hates Austin! You can't even visit our beautiful capitol without someone negging you for money, offering you pot, or telling you to go to to torchey's!

[calthopian]

@kelseyskywalker Torchy's is awesome, don't hate on Torchy's!

[AUS10TEX]

Fredericksburg is so cool. It reminds of my Nana.

[IrishG823]

You are for sure my hero. You are so much funnier than those guys who did the other video. ATX <3

[silascole]

#TaylorBarnett

[TheOrangebloods]

Ok the taco thing is true..so is the I35 or MoPac dilemma...but the rest of it makes me sad. Like the high rises downtown, and the strip malls that are popping up all over beautiful SW Austin.

[chapintex1]

"OH MY GOD! THERE'S LESLIE!"

[RedRage00]

Why would you move from San Fran to Austin? That's a huge step down LOL

[jentullis]

Great job, Jen!

[RDFILMSNM]

Funny, but so true. She should finish by singing "It's Friday."

[2101cookie]

Jen you should move to Cape Cod and marry my uncle Warren.

[star1162]

I'm from Houston and I always say "You're going to Houston...? Ew, why?"

[mcluvinization]

not gonna lie, east side breakfast tacos are the shit.

[glanzerr]

Awesome, except there's nothing in there about discouraging people from moving to Austin which I seem to hear often!

[lauraolesen]

OMG! Are those Sweet Leaf Tea glasses??

[kcummings545]

Cute! She's cute and it's a cute idea!

[shadyrudy]

I used the South by line on Friday! ^_^

[IronCladBen]

That's pretty much it

[MichelleLanh]

TNT > Torchy's

[tracingisdrawing]

GOD JUST LET THIS MEME FUCKING DIE ALREADY!

[nicholasvify]

Go back home, please. We really don't suck that much. You make us look bad

[normalvideoartist]

@nicholasvify Oh come on. Can't we have a little fun? You make Austin sound boring.

[djstarsign]

@nicholasvify haha!

[isyourdogfixed]

Grrrr! YouTubes comments! I'm so mad at something you said to be funny in a video! Hate! Hate! Hate!

Seriously though, this is cute and funny without being annoying. Subscribed!

[klynnmckinney]

I'll never forget the first time I saw Leslie's bare ass walking down SoCo. God I miss home...

[jjhatch512]

While I like both of the "Stuff Austinites Say" videos that are here on YouTube, this one is a LOT more accurate than the other one. Which sucks because that one was featured in the Statesman.

[Raspil]

lol this chick is from LA. Real Austinites are not this douchey, i swear to god

[Beanmaster73]

OMG rainey street is so much better than 6th street

[mgstarky]

Ewwww... Dallas?

[512silly]

Thumbs up if you immediately went too see if Fader Fort RSVP really did open

[maryparsley]

where do they have kombucha ON TAP?? LOL

[normalvideoartist]

@maryparsley Cheer Up Charlies on East 6th.

[meeracaine]

@maryparsley Hope Farmers Market!

[maryparsley]

this is the best austinites one ive seen.

you should add "do you go to a lot of shows?"

"i saw them at southby!"

"are you going to acl?"

the kombucha reference is freaking hilarious

great job

[Mrmiatamx5]

Jen you're cute, we should totally go get some Dominican Joe

[Moses512]

well it's better than the other one I watched.

[djstarsign]

rando? jelly? GROSS!

[AlexKhabele]

This is soooo amazing. I can't stop watching it! "I was thinking about getting a half-sleeve..."

[strawberryshowlove]

Great job, Jen! :)

[kstoneb2]

Ah.may.zing. Jen is so cute!

[monkeyjoe9]

Isn't leslie dead?

[chadwickwayne]

@monkeyjoe9 nope, I totally saw him at Fran's a few weeks ago. He totally asked me to buy him a jalepeno cheeseburger...totally.

[stevenr21]

@monkeyjoe9 no but i heard he moved to CO

[infantilethemes]

She should have been checking in on Gowalla. Duh.

[hsteffa]

I love that she's wearing ACL Sweet Leaf Tea sunglasses!



[oceanwaves2000]

Did she say she was from San Fransisco? and wanting to move to Portland? Sorry Lady, you are not an Austinite.

[liznewchurch]

@oceanwaves2000 Sad part is...it's more Austin to be from other hip cities and plan to move to others than really being from Austin. (From one original Austinite to another.)

PS: It would be hilarious to make reference to all the condos.

[qichao]

some suggestions for part 2

"I just got fired from whole foods"

"have you eaten at that food cart? ..no not that one, the other kosher crepe cart"

"no no, I found a new yoga studio, that was doesn't let me bring the dogs"

"I'm so stoked to go to the secret beach"

"what time does the coop close?"

"can I bring my dog in here?"

"the farmer's market has local potatoes $5 a pound!"

[Jcliffd82]

I especially love the comment about Houston

[lilsheabutter]

best atx one so far