Retroencabulator

[Rusticating]

The guy nearly loses it around 1:46

[imortal22]

I need a new encabulator! my old one is way too prone to side fumbling :(

[ubetcha13]

of course. I mean like duh! Who wouldn't do it this way? I have always religioned my flux capacitor with a Graham meter.

[lemke11]

Can I get one at Radio Shack?

[adult93]

i need one... NOW

[btway]

The hand motions were good :D

[defprun]

I'd sell him coke for a handjob.

[jaivette]

This guy works for Obama. He is an economic adviser related to the banking industry specifically focused on fixing the auto industry. Well done ,Pelosi mentor.

[Ermal8711]

@jaivette What a lame political joke.

[1BustedMyth]

Brilliant, I'm still laughing,

Thanks

[stawmy]

Ha Ha i laughed SO much, thanks for posting this. BTW it's a 3-phase motor controller (with reactive braking) ho ho Siemens make the same thing but much smaller ha ha

[WarzSchoolchild]

I liked the squeaky doors!...clearly a sign of old equipment salvaged from the scrap yard.

[Aldaraia666]

Ah magnetoreluctance I wonder how it would effect the inverse reactive current amp max, but I don't want a goddamned lunar wing shaft! They highly decrease synchronizing between the granmeters, when I figured out there the hydrocoptic marzalvene were at max depleneration, I finally lost it and ate the semi-buloid slots out of the stater.

[MaBu888]

The stater would be malfunctional with concurrent defibrilubrication and feminization of men everywhere.

[MaBu888]

To be more scientific, I would heed in wording it the following way: the stater would be severely malfunctional with concurrent defibrilubrication and feminization of the masculine in every location, thus inhibiting the transfertilization of matter and energy in one continuum of mortification and vivification. That is most pertinent in both the technoeconomical and soco-cultural, the reason being the textualization recontextualization of comprehension of wanderlust.

[mybabynursery]

Funny! Hmm I wonder how much this retroencabulator runs??

[commentman240670]

i did'nt understand a word he said

[raikes8]

Retroencabulator = mc2

[mrksvideos]

A while ago, I experimented with a flip-flop override device attached to the hydro-coptic marzalvane inside the retroencabulator

as documented in this video, the results were not satisfactory as I had a slight dihydrogen monoxide leak which was not cleared by the pentametric fan. I highly suggest you do not attempt it.

[edraynham]

"a drawn reciprocation dingle arm" !!!!

[harrygstewart]

differential girdle spring is the shit

[lemke11]

Did he say lunar wang shaft?

[Xsophos]

Logarithmic casing! I love it!

[Windward65]

Finally! A device to provide Inverse Reactive Current for my Unilateral Phase Attractor.

[agamoto]

I'd love to see the blooper tape from this one.

[CeruleanFilms]

I just found out that a "tremie pipe" is in fact a real object - only it's used for pouring concrete.

[SilverDollarAl]

OMG, this is classified information. WTF?

[tigerbat]

Dear Santa... I want one!! I gotta have one! Pleeeeezzzzee?!?!?!

[russell111]

i purchased one. Really is good to have :)

[monkeybars101]

word

[mao12345]

ahaha...what did he say?

[towely]

I love girdle springs...

[megahurts2]

ENGLISH PLEASE....or gun language...anyone really...

(J/K)

For reals...sounds cool if you ask me.

[fuzzypeach777]

wut...?

[nuhgnuh]

No Joke!! we have one of these at work and the magnetoreluctants really make a huge difference.

[raikes8]

I can't believe there is only 44 comments on this video.......isn't it obvious that every home needs one of these!!!!!!

[jellovirus]

This is hilarious

[kraelen]

Ok, for those of you don't know, basically he said it is just a big machine for controlling that motor thing on the table...

Maybe...

[JgHaverty]

you should stop breathing now.

[Chaosrider666]

lolwut?

[radargate]

This unit would work better if it incorporated the "frequency Noise" principle. (see YouTube frequency noise). The sad thing is some people think Frequency Noise is real.

[pyrotechc3h8]

I love jokes that no one who has ever seen a human vagina would never EVER get. I am quite sure anyone who laughs at this kind of joke side fumbles their own Wayne Shaft nightly to images of 7 of 9 while cupping their Dinglemars.

[W33lhop]

Well I personally found it hilarious, and I see that my two spurving bearings run a direct line to my panametric fan at least once a day.

[GanjaCereal]

LOL

[Polynomial9]

I heard that the new version is equipped with quad flux-capacitors, which kick-in at three o'clock greewnich mean time...........but of course that depends on currents in the barents sea.

[Hammondlover2]

Ah, just get me a handful of half wave rectifiers, heptode converters, and beam power pentodes and I'll build ye somethin much better than yer turbo-coagulater.

[chaoslynn]

I really need one of those maleable logarithmic cases for my personal well being.

[rapcrap187]

Hah toooo funny I sell dodge parts and rivets to these crazy ass super scientists.Always wondered what Rockwell did.

[Zitronekopf]

"BAE SYSTEMS is responsible for providing the infrared seeker subsystem containing an infrared detector, stabilized on a two-axis integrated gimbal assembly...The system modal response was then used in a forced response analysis to predict the dynamic stresses on the components under the various random vibration and shock loads. The modularity and efficiency of the solution allowed design issues to be identified sufficiently early..."

Not nearly as funny, but it's a real quote from BAE...

[KnightMovieFan1]

If I understood everything in that quote...is that good or bad? Also, video was stupid (but then look at my submitted videos for an idea of what isn't stupid).

[Bradski77]

a micro-retroencabulator would never work because there would be too much flux for the magneito reluctors. the logrithims would not work well with the wayne shaft.

[hilslamer]

Finally, NO SIDEFUMBLING!

[squishyvoice]

@hilslamer I lol'ed.

[cell9song]

he said "dingle arm"......huh ahuh huh huh ahuh

[adrxian]

I'm waiting for the asians to make the micro-retroencabulator. A solid state version would be SO much more stable than the current standard, state-of-the-art electro-mechanical retroencabulator. It would surely be a solution for so many of us who deal with the constant maintenance headaches of the current model. I'm SO sick of my encabulator breaking down!!!

[speeddammit]

They can't make the "Micro-Retroencabulator". The semi-boloid infractance becomes too great for the bitumogenous spandrels in the smaller units.

[DrGonzoinVT]

Actually the product is flawed. One would have to add a microjewel of rectoplasm to the winding of the terminator to prevent electroendosmosis to make this thing work.

[wataguy01]

Couldn't have said it better myself! Just this side of the of the flux copacitor, and I would have my time machine!

[reyabreu]

lol...unfortunately this is an inside joke for Electrical Engineers. It starts as a true presentation and winds up into technical lingo nonsense. Cracks me up when he makes gestures to illustrate a concept: "the two squirving bearings run in ine with the panametric fan"...loved it to the last of my nerdy bones. Five stars.

[vitto]

it's a fake..only a play or weird words.

[DrGonzoinVT]

Ya think?????

[ciarannestor]

I swear he's just made up a rake of words.

[frozenflamelien]

no shit

[mrtoads]

It's a training film. They use nonsensical words so that engineers and watchers don't get wrapped up in the accuracy of the presentation, but rather learn the flow of a presentation. Also a rather eloquent explanation of the Grammeter operating flux.

[arroyjose]

If this is supposed to be an engineer's joke, then I don't get it. Picking words from different science-textbook chapters and then paying someone to read them is not really funny. Sad thing is Rockwell automation is a real company.

All I can say is search google for "DeltaV."

[drauchenstein]

It's funny because it serves as a "gut check" for engineers. We get so wrapped up in technical lingo sometimes, we don't realize that most people don't have any clue what we're saying.  When this guy rattles on about lotus-deltoid windings and such, it sounds almost real. God knows this is what I hear when electrical engineers talk!

[ingamer]

lol dingle arm

[PresidentDav0]

HA?! Wha...Wha... What?!

[frankerama]

I have one of these. It's great. It makes toast.

[germanjulian]

funny took me 10 seconds to realize he is talking bull and i dont know anything about electronics except basic stuff everyone knows (in germany)

[morganderson]

Im getting this for my football team

[CeruleanFilms]

At first I almost bought into this, so I sent it to an electrical engineer just to be certain. This is an OLD joke among engineers - like their version of the Aristocrats joke - going back to the 1940s. The thing behind the announcer in this video is simply a bank of large circuit breaker panels. You can find these in any building.

[drauchenstein]

Yes it's old, it was originally called the Turbo Encabulator and was printed and circulated. Then this group of guys who make technical instructional videos got ahold of it and this was the result. I'm a mechanical engineer and I almost bought into it until he started talking about a panametric fan and side fumbling. Funny stuff.

[barophobia]

So this isn't real? Then what did I buy?

[pyrotechc3h8]

You bought a dildo attached to a common house fan and I made $425,000 in non-refundable profit sucker!

[Flying7ackle]

Uhh... sounds... oh what the hell was that!?

[EpoXy05]

I need this for my unilatteral phase detractor.

[lesonyrra]

check out http://www.plcdev.com/an_inter­view_with_mike_kraft

an interview with the actor in the film!!

[disestablishmentaria]

I require one of these. Must have retroencabulator!

[rotren]

I think I need one for my lawn mower. I sent my order in today.

[DarthSinistris]

I can't wait for this to come to the market. I've already sent my resevation for my company. I'm SO getting promoted.

[discochan]

what the hell is he talking about