Ace Ventura-Snowflake empty Tank

[shaqattaqnet]

who would dislike this???

[GustavoCaceres27]

once upon a time when they used to make good movies (WB)

[xxxnwahsxxx]

ivveeeee GOT TO mister!

[Jem93rocks]

42 PEOPLE LIKE SHOUTING!

[AnimeNinjaPanda]

FOR GOD'S SAKES JIM! I'M A DOCTOR NOT A POOLMAN!

[TheJoec2005]

did captain kirk really make a speech like that

[AlexTegeler]

If you notice at 1:30 .. he takes off his glasses with his left hand % drops on all 4's.. but at 1:35 HIS GLASSES WENT MISSING D: *mindblow*

[GustavoCaceres27]

@AlexTegeler the power or magic of the movies hehehe

[dakotaaryerson]

Bladududu. Captain's log. Starting at 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point. We've.. traveled back in time to save and ancient species from a total annihilation. So far.. no signs of aquatic life but I'm GOING to find them. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've GOT TO, MISTER! Bladududu.

[lingitsheshark]

@dakotaaryerson star date, you non-trekkies :p

[metal4everdude]

"Oh yeah the bitch!" 

[TheCandyManCan9]

Jim Carrey is the best actor a live

[TheOfficialTakedown]

That Emma Stone has me watching Jim Carrey for like an hour now..

[Weezyf34]

Captains Log- starting 23.9 rounded off to thee nearest decimal point. WEVE traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annilihilation. SO far, No signs of aquatic life, but IM going to find it. If i have to tear this universe another black hole, im going to find it. IVE GOT TO MISTER!.

[MrNclaw]

how can i be getting this work done with all the SHOUTING ????? WATS WITH THE SHOUTING???

[rubberduckMASTER]

A JUST CAN'T DO IT CAPTAIN!!...A DUNT HAVE THE POWER!

[Battleneter]

Not sure why exactly but I identify this as the funniest scene ever in any movie, I was laughing to much I cried. I admit I am a geek that had had a few beers going to a movie, but this is the funniest moment in a movie for me ever.

[ChuckSchuldinerRIP0]

I love how Carrey pulls of Shatner's magniloquent style of talking.

[LanceMcDuffy]

For god sakes man I'm a doctor not a pool man!

[Bleebeepoop12]

When i first watched this movie i thought he was gonna drop like another 30 feet.

[Solno12]

240p... we meet again

[alexm5488]

I've... GOT TO, MISTER!!!!

[TalpatJuh]

39 people couldnt get out of the pool

[peatmosslover]

haha if im not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

[DartagnanPR]

CSI Father!

[MeredithOD]

I would marry Jim Carrey tomorrow if he asked me. Meredith Carrey <33

[RUOKDesign]

oh lol. his lip went in a 'm' shape at 1.59 <3 haaaa!

[TheSugarcatFannypack]

Best Jim Carrey movie series EVER.

[CraigFCB]

IVE GOT TO MR DULULULU

[coltfordisgreat]

jim carrey is hilarious!!!

[hmart47]

I can't watch this video without laughing... I JUST CAN'T DO IT!

[DoubleBarrelAdam]

Epic face at 1:32

[TheBonez1234]

lol oh @UngratefulLiving420

[beneathyourlove]

Yeah, when I was a little girl I tried doing that walkie talkie thing with my glasses.

My mom thought I was crazy!

[KarlzzoN1337]

1:44 I JUST CANT DO IT CAPTEN! I DONT HAVE THE POWER! :D

[Rofstadter]

The funniest scene I've ever seen. I love Jim!

[srslyimnotaspy101]

VHERE IS HEINZ GESTVRELVERT!?!?

VHEEEEEEEEEEERE!

[AvengeMePlease]

I just can't do it, Captain! I just dun't have the power!

[adelle22able]

How can you not LOVE Jim Carey!

[adelle22able]

My Aunt personally knows Jim Carey!!!!!!!

[cachee45]

XDD his impersonation of Captain Kirk was hilarious! LOL

[TheBonez1234]

Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation. SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've... GOT TO, MISTER. Lmaooo

[UngratefulLiving420]

@TheBonez1234 nearest tenth* of a point lol

[darklordX78]

39 people didn't wait 5 minutes..

[bagzimkd]

Ooh yeah the b*tch!! :D

[TheNatth1]

lol NPV productions is a shit.

[reedy122]

40 people just DON'T HAVE THE POWER!!!

[REGUL8TE]

lol

[CRAZYLEGZ509]

This Is Like an extended version.. hmmm

[strongman17]

40 people dont speak dolphin

[VendetPortland]

@strongman17 lame, quit trying to be clever. You failed btw.

[strongman17]

@VendetPortland-Will you ever forgive me?

[TideFalconFan]

I wanna watch the scene were he is like "It's not snowflake!"

[QuibbyFailed]

@TideFalconFan tht scene is on youtube

[lowers1987]

Thumbs up if you miss the Orange Bowl

[rocker4u123]

a dah a dah dah dah

[uleethecooly777]

I can't do it, captain, I can't do it!

[tsmalo1]

@uleethecooly777 haha itws "I JUST CANT DO IT CAPTAIN!!! I DONT HAVE THE POWER!"

[InStyle9]

Oh yeah! The bitch!

[bree11128]

This part of the movie was funny!! Me and My nephews keep watching it over and over again because they wanted to see this part again and again they were cracking up! then they started acting the part out lol

[74SU]

If i have to tear this universe a other black hole! Im going to find it!

[pupetpal]

39 people don't watch star trek.

[YungDeuce502]

to train dolphin you must think like dolphin

[Cumminsdiesel2ndgen]

If im not back in 5 minuetes... Just wait longer.

[TheNikomanos]

best scene ever

[TheGermanator1000]

IF IM NOT BACK IN FIVE MINUTES....... JUST WAIT LONGER.

[G1N4Daisy123]

1:39 anyone notice the sweat stain?

[TheMetalguy151]

if im not back in 5 minutes just wait longer

[ttanner04]

For God sakes Jim I'm a doctor not a pool man!!!!!

[ttanner04]

For God sake I'm a doctor not a pool man!!!!!

[explosionfriday]

for godsakes gentlemen doctor not a pool man

[Blackhawk5656]

if im not back in five minutes........just wait longer

[vequense]

*bololololo*

captain's log, stardate 23.9 rounded off to the, nearest decimal point. we've, traveled back in time,to, save and ancient speices from total anhaillation. so far, no signs of appointed life; but, i'm, going to find it. if i have to tear this universe another blackhole im going to find it. i've GOT TO MISTER

*bololololo*

[kenns9]

@vequense I think it's,

"No signs of AQUATIC life"!

[vequense]

@kenns9 well i couldn't hear him at that part ;D

[SamasaurusRAWR]

If I'm not back in five minutes...JUST WAIT LONGER.

my personal motto in life.

[reimond30]

For godsake Jim i'm a doctor, NOT A POOLMAN!

[iGleavez]

The sound of the recorder going Balooooooo. So good.

[icare]

@vol009S

gtfo you douchebag. nobody is going to give you thumbs up you unfunny fuck

[FantasticBob7000]

@icare What did he say?

[PazouwhProductions]

xD

[pizadawg]

if im not back in five minutes..... just wait longer ;D fuking love this movie

[ExtremeRulez13]

So many great quotes from this movie; not to mention this one scene

[PhilisSXE]

FOR GOD SAKES JIM, I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A POOL MAN!

[HUNKragor]

@PhilisSXE whats a pool man?

[PhilisSXE]

@HUNKragor a guy people pay to take care of the pool lol

[xBBOYxSHYNExXFx]

If I'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer! haha

[NoneeLlama]

"NPV Productions Presents

A Brick Wall Production"???

You just cut out a clip from a movie, what's with all this bullshit?

[TheCODxKING]

wat does he say.. for god sakes somethin.. anyone else no the rest ??

[prdrummer3]

@TheCODxKING For god sakes Jim I'm a doctor not a pool man!

He's doing Doc from Star Trek. He keeps star trek going the whole time he's in the tank lol

[TheCODxKING]

@prdrummer3 hahaha thanks man :)

[XxMirrorriMxX]

Hold down either 5 or 8. Then laugh.

[vequense]

STAR TREK

[Panosfunk]

if i don t come back in 5 minutes.......just wait longer!!hahaha

[Tigergirl7707]

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer XD

[annihalator24]

What's so funny there?

[Gigabowser4]

Stop @ 1:59

lmao

[Cypris2369]

A production presenting a production of a movie they didnt make.

[2216385]

to not like Jim Carrey is to not like comedy. same goes for Will Ferrell lol

[thebigk55]

GRAAAVY

[bloospider]

i just love the ace ventura walk =)) and the way he does star trek characters

[SirKitsune08]

I JOOST CARN'T DOO EET CARPTUUN! I DOON'T HARVE THE POWERR!! XDD

[QueenB4Life]

'' if i'm not back in 5 minutes just wait longer"

[J0nesStreetBoy]

Martha Metz? OH YA the Bitch!

[Iznogoudlawl]

is that girl... Courtney Cox from Friends? O_O

[WildTwinTimberVikes]

@Iznogoudlawl it is

[elijahrutledge2001]

@Iznogoudlawl yeah

[SolusChristus924]

23.9! lol...We'eeeeve.....TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME....lol

[nhoodfan]

if i'm not back in 5 minutes... just wait longer

[abcdefg23226]

ive GOT TOO MISter lmfao!

[kanefan4life223]

stargate 23.9 rounded off to the nearest decimal point...

almost positive thats 24

[sukisuzuki10]

I just can't dooooo it captain, I don't have the porwerrrrr!!!!! , class

[TheDi3G027]

if im not back in 5 minutes.... jst wait longer! lol!!!!

[JennyandTonyandRoo]

If im not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer... tee heee heee

[stacksandpain123]

pls watch my jim carrey movies of his best movies tell me if you agree

[mccaslk]

If i'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer

[finstrike7]

@mccaslk I JUST CAN'T DO IT, CAPTAIN! I DON'T HAVE THE POWER!!!

[lasoogneypubes]

@finstrike7 I'm a doctor NOT A POOL MAN!

[khalood87]

@finstrike7 hahahahaha, my favorite part !

[finstrike7]

@khalood87 For God's sake, Jim! I'm a DOCTOR NOT A POOL MAN!!!

[jaida0arzola]

@finstrike7 lol illl randomly say that and my friends crack up

[TheCrazyPrincessss]

I love this film!! Is crazy and funny and cool !! haha

[eemar007]

when i was little i used to laugh like crazy att the bit where he goes

"I've...GOT TOO, MISTER! *baddooooop*"

Ahh memories!

[ForgottenSoul700]

Is this another illuminati production? What's with that hand gesture.

[BrickUnit]

@ForgottenSoul700 where?

[HiVultage01]

"If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've.... GOT TO MISTER!!"

[rainbowlight1709]

Guy: "Oh Great, See if I can hit them off."

Girl: "Ace, Get out of the Tank!"

Ace: " I just can't do it Captain! I don't have the power!"

Every time I see this, I can't stop laughing.

[rainbowlight1709]

1:30 - 1:50 LOL!

[rajimus]

i like the extended scene with the german trainer bit

[MarcellusPinto]

32 people had lobotomies.

[scorchx3000]

FOR GOD'S SAKE JIM, I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A POOL MAN!

[EmmaKFB93]

If I'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer!

[animatorartfreek]

Jim Careys immitations of william shatner and other celebs are just pure golden...

[PrimevalHunter300]

he acts like a complete numbskull its so funny cause he's actually a genius

[DEIGirl8]

"Martha Matz?...Oh Yeah the Bitch."

"What!"

"Pekingese, Hyper active, lost in highland park area...she was half dead when I found her, Is that the tank?...Excuse me"

Never fails to make me laugh, Rodger's face expression when he says "What!" always cracks me up.

[magikaster2]

939 people are fans of ace ventura apparently

[BonJoviFan96]

FOR GOD SAKES JIM IM A DOCTOR NOT A POOL MAN LOL

[OmegaShenron6574]

thats a good william shatner impression

[ejicon]

Makes me want to watch the whole damn movie....

[purpletetrisdragon]

For God's Sake's Jim, I'm A Doctor, Not a Pool Man! = )

[darkangel4stormy]

all that for a tiny tiny gem... ROLF! I LOVE JIM CARREY!

[JanetMichaelJackson]

My favourite bit.. "If I'm not back in five minutes... Just wait longer." :)

Jim Carrey is a genius!

[BriantProductions]

this encodes pitch is a little higher than it should.

[JSSJR90]

32 are Gorge Lopez fans!

[cr1zym1n]

@JSSJR90 no their just fags.

[Frajdsson]

"blublubblub" XD best sound effect EVER! gosh I love this scene :D

[Cresitan258]

sounds a bit high pitched, don'tcha think?

[GamePlayer596]

Stardate 23.9 - Round it off to the nearest decimal point,

xD

[DollyLocksable]

@GamePlayer596 I lol'd XDDDD

[lax8196]

world famous quote! "If im not back in 5 mins..... just wait longer"

[mosho8888]

" I'v GOT TO mister!..BLlLl"

[nazeres1]

1:"I just can't do it captain. I DON'T..HAVE..THE POWER!"

2:"For god sakes gentlemen I'm a DOCTOR not a pool-man?

[CHADarK758]

BUMBLE BEE TUNA =D

[CobraMarty]

For God's Sake, Jim I'm a Doctor not a Poolman!! XD Priceless

[9am8it]

I Juzt Kont Du It Captain. I Doont Have De Power. lol

[darkoon2008]

coolest movie ever. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[mastrbong]

I JUST CAN'T DO IT CAPTAIN. I DON'T HAVE THE POWER!!

[finstrike7]

@mastrbong FOR GOD'S SAKE, JIM! I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A POOLMAN!!!

[HEAVYFUCKINMETAL100]

@mastrbong LMAO!!! LOL!!!! HAHHAAHHAA!!!!!

[YouRejoice]

@mastrbong FOR GOD SAKES JIM I'M A DOCTOR NOT A POOL MAN!

[camzaidz]

@mastrbong Hahahaahahahaahhah

[NaziPride100]

If im not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer. lol Love that line

[theonlybandever1000]

Want to hear a song based off of Ray Finkle? Go to my channel and go to the Killitorous playlist. "What do you know about Ray Finkle?"

[AuthorCC]

I've GOT TO MISTER! *closes sunglasses* bloolooloolooo.

[No1mjfan88]

god hes soo funny :D. awesome film.

[brendo445]

"i can not do it captain i dont have the power!"

[dogtagmike]

@brendo445 I thought he said, "..I dont have the time!"

[ThatGvy99]

Oh yah, the bitch lol

[keighley23]

"For God's sake Jim i'm a doctor not a pool man" omg, i love this film, epically funny...

[BooBooShoe222]

"i've....GOT TOO MISTER!"

epic win