Portlandia - Whose Dog is This?

[wolffrost9]

@godhatesusall85 get a life fag

[godhatesusall85]

I hate this show, so I'm watching clips of it then commenting on how much I hate it.

[Foogayzee]

@godhatesusall85 Hi, Portlandia is satire. Some people don't like satire, or smart comedy. I'm sorry the only thing that makes you laugh is fart jokes. Please kindly fuck off, humor is subjective.

[godhatesusall85]

@Foogayzee Hi, my comment was also satire. Some people claim to like satire, but are apparently too stupid to understand when they see it. I'm sorry your redneck mother homeschooled you. Now I have to go fuck off. Good day. P.S. don't fuck the teacher

[Foogayzee]

@godhatesusall85 I'm going to guess that ridiculous reply was also satire, if so well played. Have fun trolling.

[scumpants]

this show looks preposterously horrible

[Kruser145]

Who puts a dog outside?

[jkyep13]

what kind of dog is that?

[SuperFetaCheese]

Lol @ 2:49 it looks like he peed his pants a little.

[buu678]

man I hate this show

[khattamshud]

Nuke Portland.

[ibodhidogma]

Ouch.

Looks like a sketch from a community college talent show.

[RushHourTraffic]

that girl is cute when shes upset :}

[TheAshleymorris1000]

In order for this show show to be funny, you have to meet, befriend, and know hipsters. After all, it is a satirical comedy

[tcutie87]

@TheAshleymorris1000 Skip the befriending part and we still get it.

[VanCan23]

IM FREAKING UP!

[MrTryfe]

Holy crap, how the hell is this even funny? Anyone notice it's the same joke except the scenario is just different?

[sommarsolenn]

love this, hilariouss!!!!!!!!!!!

[jakealake4]

"it looks like a white and brown dog"

:]

[kendogirl72]

0:58 Holy shit, I think that's Kaia Wilson from The Butchies/Team Dresch!!!

[codestud3]

i ran a restaurant. i've dealt with these pricks every day.

[Slomoshun09]

Love the show, but fuck it makes me glad I'll never visit Portland. I always thought a lot of these scenarios were made up, after some research I found that a lot of this is based on fact..a little dramatized but still..that's sad.

[dinergrlx]

You have to have a certain kind sense of humor and/or deal with a certain type of people to get this show. Apparently they a lot of them live in Portland, but i can tell you a lot of them reside close to NYC too. Pretentiousness loves to be close to the bright lights too.

[andyandcarl]

I fucking hate this show.

[marvaliathus]

@andyandcarl how can you hate this show? it's hilarious!

[andyandcarl]

@marvaliathus I've tried to like this show, but goddamn it's never funny. I hate it.

[spankula123]

I lived in Portland. This could be a documentary.

[SkyCabin6]

Hey guys it's Tucker! Happy birthday Tucker!

[wajobu]

Hipsters

[magdalulu]

Bwahaha. The ending was awesome!

[miguels27]

the ocean!

[alwaysmmmusic]

LOL the ending is the best!!!

[JanH1961]

More truth than many want to see!

[ladymarquis]

Who puts their dog on a pole like a stripper? Classic :)

[LivTheLife]

every single one of these are hilarious!

[boxeater406]

Stormtroopers of death.

[iberg226]

"Okay, a few minutes is like a month in dog years."

[taniel1]

wasted 3 minutes

[liquidpersuasion]

nobody who's from portland says AWrange juice.

[firesong888]

Was that Mary-Louise Parker?

[Tanru2000]

"Imagine the biggest lake in the whole world... the ocean"

[emgeemann]

To anyone wondering: This is a comedy show satirizing hipster culture through caricature. Of course it's acted out, it's not a documentary... however, the social critiques are still pretty cutting and spot-on!

[clawbytes]

@emgeemann Where was it satirizing hipster culture?

[emgeemann]

@clawbytes The whole show satirizes hipster culture. For an interesting read, google "New Yorker Portlandia Stumptown Girl"

[giddyrobin]

A few minutes is like a month to a dog.

[eggroll9000]

It would be funny if there actually weren't people like this.

[clawbytes]

I've seen dogs tied up to poles, shivering in the 20 degree weather while the owner is chatting with the cashier in a grocery store.

[CuppyCakeandMe]

That dog was awesome!!! A Beautiful face!

[ItsTylerMarie]

You know what that dog would say right now to you guys if he could speak? He would say BRUFF.

[papiroflexia21]

@ItsTylerMarie And Ruff, Ruff.

[63chicago6]

yes, this is dog

[theFuckhole69]

206 is dirt shit

[jackwill76]

Anyone notice the snowflake icon down near the Annotations Icon down in the video toolbar?

Click on it

[justthatkinddaguy]

@jackwill76 where were you the past two weeks?

[MsNixter7]

nice lol



[graffist448]

uhhhhh dumb

[gracefart]

bringing back the teva sandles.

[TheMarkNessMonster]

This is dumb.

[MrChewycomedy]

SNL dude

[jahuda1]

this made me so angry

[fastfreddy1949]

Just staged BS

[lloose]

@fastfreddy1949 Look out. We have a smart one here.

[jsh020]

@fastfreddy1949 OH SHIT, the pre scripted sketched comedy show is staged? WHAT A REVELATION!!!!!

[Haroids]

@fastfreddy1949 WHAT?! MY LIFE IS A LIE NAOW!!!!!!!

[philbs13]

@fastfreddy1949 Wow? Really? Your observance is profound.

[Dyyro]

That waitress has awesome tits. Damn.

[FuzzeeLumpkins9k]

not to my taste, liked the ending though

[Serukk]

That ending...

[grimreaper023]

Gah..I live in Oregon, I know these people

[kvanmete7675]

@grimreaper023 These people are everywhere.

[1Doz]

LOL...liberals

[isuckatparking]

lol Fred Armisen is hilarious

[Proeiliator]

This is funny? These people are the biggest douche bags I've ever seen.

[MrHelterskalter]

@Proeiliator

and you have no idea what humor is.

[qwomg]

More awkward than The Office

[CallistoAshus]

lol, white people

[eskercurve]

LOL I like how people are getting all up and cursing and ALL CAPSing each other in the comments here, not knowing that this is a COMEDY skit. Some people are wayyyyyy too srs.

[mch158]

I fucking hate people like this, especially those animal rights fanatics who care more about the lives of animals than people.

[Meelolight]

@mch158 -im one of those animal rights fanatics because they don't have a voice like humans do, they don't get the same opportunities like humans do, and there not the ones destroying our planet! it's disgusting humans. EAT SHIT MCH158!

[mch158]

@Meelolight fuck that shit, we evolved faster and we are the superior species, fuck em its all just food.

And i wont eat shit, ill eat dog or cat or whatever the fuck i want because i can. and yes i have actually eaten cat dog and even chicken foetus. And its fucking lovely.

[kkplx]

Only a few times of my life I felt the need to hit a woman - this would be one of those moments.

[naughtydreadz]

@kkplx

meh, I've hit them for less...

[310BPM]

@kkplx

wow.. you make me want to barf.

[Zeuts85]

@kkplx Only a few times!? I feel it ALL the time. I don't do it, but I want to. lol

[Corvus133]

lol it fainted

[Maelfyn]

Perfect example of modern brainwashed liberal faggotry. Someone throws a dog off a cliff in Iraq? OMGGG OUTRAGEE!! Someone shoots up a van full of men and children from a helicopter? LULZ divine justice!

[Maelfyn]

@Kast Hey genius, I'm talking about the collateral murder video of innocent Iraqis, including small children, and a Reuters journalist getting gunned down by a U.S. helicopter.

[colouredbills]

@Maelfyn shut the fuck up you cocksucker, the wikileaks video you are talking about was shameless anti-western propaganda, the video itself was heavily edited with parts left out showing American troops coming under heavy fire in the area, and that "Reuters journalist" wasnt carrying a camera, it was an AK47. If you dont like America, get off our website, Youtube.

[Kast]

@Maelfyn

And liberals don't care about these people? What kind of an idiot are you? Last I checked it was conservatives making excuses for USA's murderous tactics.

[R1ch4rd83]

I liked their clothes. Really nailed it there.

[Stoopidfan879]

a few minutes is like a month in dog years

[NewAround92]

>mfw

[matrixistrue]

PETA.

[Alexc3217]

Ladies and gentleman, PETA.

[xDaRuskiy]

what the fuck is wrong with people?! herpa derp save all teh doggies! stfu.

[tiestoisu]

This is what liberals actually think.

[Nameless164]

@tiestoisu Obvious troll is obvious.

[GenericUssername]

@tiestoisu

no, this is what crazy people think

[amintaha89]

@tiestoisu Nice try, O'Reilly. Now STFU.

[Chickenboned]

@tiestoisu and that's how we know you're a moron.

[JaTochNietDan]

The dog was totally trained to ignore that plate of food.

[Dcubs5]

wow this is shit

[KrisCZ]

Is this PETA commercial?

[scr1be]

the ocean



[Raijian9]

ITT: People not understanding satire

This is funny.

[MisterBreezer]

@Raijian9 This isn't a thread. I still agree with you though.

[SWIFTzTrigger]

Was this meant to be funny?

[smelliott111]

id freak out on them for ruining my meal

[pantoum]

do these kind of people get their asses beat regularly? See because over here in Cleveland they would get knocked the fuck out.

[Realitydenizen]

@pantoum This is why there are very few hipsters in real working-class areas.

[FilthyHipsters]

American dickheads.

[Coachwkr]

Typical liberals: false indignation coupled with condescension.

[scotteggshell]

@Coachwkr

How do you get liberal ?

[edmondsjc]

@Coachwkr Why do you think that is a "typical" liberal?

[MrOfficerproblem]

omg i rofl'd when they demanded "Fried stuffed Olives" for the dog, haha

[Knapster4444]

ahh im from Portland, and this is hilarious.

[KingAdonisDNA]

There are actually people like this.

[jayvicbe]

sarcastic satire

[miyor123]

those guys are fucking annoying.

[PR3S5UR3]

I'd like to see them try the same thing on a Caucasian Shepherd Dog...

[dextonrs21]

This happens like EVERYDAY at my job!

[Moviesandvideo]

lol Filipinos would be asking so they could eat it.

[koekie1337]

''Guys, this is fur real''

[grb345]

lol the end...

[HalfLucky]

and then they voted for Obama

[sexywatermelon38]

oh portland

[mrstocks]

That's so reddit but they would take the dog home, post picture and want karma.

[1337roller]

For some reason I felt awkward watching this..

[judil1]

@1337roller completely get that

[Cyber128]

@1337roller I just wanted to punch them

[UltimateLifter]

@1337roller Probably because it wasn't funny.

[MrJunyor84]

These people are assholes...

[Ultrakalifragilistic]

And Bored to Death got cancelled ...

[Thagros]

HAHAHA!!! "I wasn't in your face . . ."

[HelloKibi]

how is it hilarious

[idleperson]

O.o

[mahirjd]

OMG is that the same actor?

watch?v=ivSMNbaXRSE

[flyingfalcons89]

welcome to america, where dogs and cats get better treatment than the little kids

[BlaineCraner]

(facepalm) ... fuck ...

[ExhumedWolf]

This is what happens when we officially run out of problems.

[neocon70]

liberal cesspool. i hope portland dies soon.

[Blurtex33]

@neocon70 This is a T.V. show :)

[slotwinski1414]

That was painful to watch. I hate people like that.

[portlandliver]

haha i totally did this the other day not that extreme tho... yes i live in portland

[draon16]

Oh snap, I lived like 30 seconds away from this place.

Never saw anyone there lol.

The pizza place across the street is killer though.

[scrodemcgee]

what kind of dog is that

[DreamslikeCoins]

"Hi have you seen this dog are you the owner?"

[TheKablamo1]

If this dog could speak you know what it would say? ruff, ruff ruff!

[kdtfsu]

"They speak English.." "THE DISHWASHERS?"

[cherrymerchant]

PETA in a nutshell

[venusdetroit]

Could be called "Oaklandia." My neighborhood is getting overrun with these types- I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this show!

[DanYHKim2]

Just look for the nearest Reedie, and you'll have the dog's owner.

[wAkO192]

jajajajaja the spanish is funny as fuck !! good thing i know spanish hahahaha xD

[j0hnny011]

So glad I don't live in Portland...wannabe hippy burnouts, bums, or gangbangers.

[WyldeMax]

@j0hnny011 It's worse than that. We have panhandlers on every damn offramp and intersection.

[Jthumper]

@WyldeMax although the guy on stark & 205 is pretty funny, sign says bet ya cant hit me with a quarter. he was right

[spfccsmft]

"Who does that?" is gettin' REAL fucking old.

[LoquaciousInkSlinger]

"Who does that? Who puts a dog outside?"

[tomaperson]

im pretty sure it wasnt born there

[WeAreAllRidiculous]

That is a really cute dog.

[KJVIDS82]

"A few minutes is like a month in dog years."



[slye1991]

"There's an animal tied up to a piece of metal i'm sure it wasn't born there!" hahahaha

[iAMaPOTTERdork]

Oh god, this is hilarious. I love the music.