Pearl the Fat Vampire - Blade (original)

[HombreSinBigoteEl3]

This is the same guy who played Murph in Problem Child 2, and as weird as it might seem I will never ever watch that vomit carnaval scene ever again!!!

[cryofom]

How did you get a video of my sister?!

[QueefJuicer]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[PufuletiSiBenzina]

Best Mcdonalds commercial ever

[530598]

Well, he did move.

[ILuvBritneySpears123]

ok i never seen the movie before, why is he so fat? was he skinny once but gluttony got the best of him, or this character is just fat and there isn't a background story?

[ballebanan]

"You may walk out of here with a tan". Walk? Uhm.

[xTheLostProphetx]

Aww I felt sorry for the poor little tyke :(

[AtticWarrior1994]

I...I think that's a woman actually.

I don't even wanna play the Jabba the Hutt theme anymore. :(

[ballebanan]

@AtticWarrior1994

Blade says "if he moves, fry him". So it's probably a guy. Despite the voice and huge... tits. 

[HSimon1981]

Pearl, ya history, just have the grace to die with some fucking dignity.

[112soppi112]

Britney spears in the future

[residentevil20021]

im eating a blueberry muffin while watchinga this :P

[MrFreshxKicks]

@residentevil20021 pearl would be proud

[spanishred2527]

This vampire looks similar to a guy I work with. Same face /bone structure.

[nunez2212]

i read the translation LA MIGRA IS COMING hahaha

[phloudernow]

LOLOLOL i love this its no secret of how he became a vampire, he's too fat to move so might as well become the worlds first obese vampire :)

[Redneckamerican5792]

Crispy fried lol

[013jared]

looks like mojo from marvel

[nikki1778]

They should have lifted up his belly and burnt his testicles lol

[Simo9951]

bacon!?

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

at least he lives.

[banglefaar]

Poor Pearl...

=(

[tule123ful]

awww poor pear shes becoming carne asada :P

[yemanyaaa]

@tule123ful Its called filete frito

[Ian303]

"He's Here! He's Here!"

Had me cracking up real bad....

[QueefJuicer]

ROFLMAO!

[HBr20Mg]

Can you really make vampire bacon?

[ZetaVS]

I have the weirdest boner right now

[IggyHazard]

"You may walk out of here with a tan."

How's he supposed to "walk" out of there? X-P

[KoraggRules]

that was i call a blob

[finnlopane]

....Okay...really...for all girls, they thinks, they are fat...PEARL IS FAT!!!!

[RFCSteve1]

av shagged worse than that

[archer76101]

Tasty

[MproductionsMovies]

One of the most random scenes i've ever seen...

[derezekinsler]

That biscuit boy is a uv lamp loled so hard I passed out

[fuhfuhfresh]

I forgot that King Kong Bundy was in this movie lol

[alfok]

poor fatty :(

[schwoogie78]

i saw this with my ex...i miss her...i still love you Corinna..now i must go and slaughter some children

[shadowscarx]

his fat is crushing his nuts, hence the high voice :)

[STABBERBALBOA]

@shadowscarx It's a woman

[ew4bass]

Day walker!!!!!

[tvPARTIE]

The fart he makes, oh man, hahahahaha

[TheChum12]

0:24

He's going to kill me! You need me, Frost! You need me!

Pearl, you're history. Have the good grace to die with some fucking dignity.

Hahahaha!

[ladyofavalon]

awww poor little butterball. I dont think its fair that he was killed in such a way when he couldn't even defend himself. I liked him especially when hes making excuses.

[TheMetallkylling]

Thats a LOT of skin to burn...

[pyramidheadkitten9]

the fate of edward cullen...

[werewindwolf]

@pyramidheadkitten9 lol

the fat of edward cullen...

that's why he seems so fatless and also why he's able to walk in sunlight^^

[BorderlineOffensive]

RIP Pearl. 

[HandsomeDynamite]

This guy ties DJ Ruby Rhod from the 5th Element as the greatest minor character ever.

[badwaiser]

DIE, YOU FATTY BASTARD, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xIegionx]

I originally thought Pearl was a female.

[FatSamsVideoBlog]

@xIegionx me too!

[jeannaegirl]

@xIegionx ditto........and wtf is that name for somebody like this? ew.

[indrim]

That's what Frost says :B

[Dmoore2084]

pearls a daywalker he could start 4 the door at 2am and not get outside till midnight and thats only with love butter and a blood coverd twinkie on the other side.

[drewsky684]

this is a truly classic scene in sci-fi movies. I'm not saying the movie is that good, but this scene rocks

[IggyHazard]

I always thought they went about the interrogation the wrong way. A UV lamp makes sense because of the whole vampire thing, but there's no irony in it. The proper way to "torture" a glutton is by corpulent punishment (aka "ironic punishment") like when Homer Simpson went to hell for a day.

"So you like donuts, eh? Well then have all the donuts...IN THE WORLD!!"

}:-D

This technique was also used by John Doe in 'Seven' and by the mad scientist from the carto0n 'Pigs Is Pigs'.

[IggyHazard]

"You may walk out of here with a tan."

But he can't walk! \8-P

[soccerbabey]

Is there any reason why this vampire is so fat and why is his voice so fucking high?

[Curttehmurt]

@soccerbabey Pearl is immortal and lives a sedentary lifestyle, that would probably account for the obesity.

As for the high voice I suspect Pearl is actually a chick, not as if any one has seen his/her genitals in some time, either that or Pearl's voice is high because its funny

[juliabohemian]

He's using Weight Gain 4000. BEEFCAKE!!!!

[jnefrh]

the fat vampires voice is so cute :D<3

that stupid bitch should have burned insted! >8(

[lollypoplucy91]

@jnefrh LmAo i knw!! she was wrong 4 that shit though!!!! tlkn bout "He Moved!"

[GARYRPOTTER]

IS HE JUST A BIG FAT VAMPIRE?

[DeathofRogue]

"He Moved."

LoL

[PaulMichaels78]

Pearl is HOT!!!! WOuld love to feed him fatter still ( and let him make me a fatpire)

[mrlijones89]

DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!