South Park Underpants Gnomes Profit plan

[condorX2]

I use to like south park and I thought real kids was the voice for those characters but omg they're ugly grown man. I almost puke

I like pedobears video but this is like ewww

[awesomelittlebox]

Phase 1. Predict something.

Phase 2. ???

Phase 3. Prophet!

[Aflay1]

@awesomelittlebox Deserves top comment.

[awesomelittlebox]

@Aflay1 Thumb it up then.

[whotaughtyou]

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[nts4906]

South Park takes a very Marxist approach to surplus profit creation here. They seem to be hinting at the idea that it is the exploitation of the labor gnomes that creates profit, but the gnomes are too afraid to admit this. They need to create a union to ensure adequate labor conditions.

[The808gamerk]

1. Get top comment. 2.??? 3. Profit

[condorX2]

I use to like south park until i saw grown man with beard doing their voice with sound editing.

never watch south park ever again. damn those pedophile!

jk look at my avatar!

[beatallhalos]

@condorX2 They didn't start editing till 2009, before that they did it with skill

[Sensei007HUN]

FBI plan

phase 1: delete megaupload

phase 2: ???

phase 3: profit!

[lilpsychobuddy]

@Sensei007HUN in this plan i believe "???" stands for the look on their faces when the hacker organization 'anonymous' completely screws them over :D

[SNESosT]

So this is where this joke comes from.

[cbkg11]

@SNESosT No its not. But south park used it, because the statement makes no sense

[lucasfialho47]

US plan to the internet

1. Criticise China and Iran for censoring the Internet.

2. Propose bill to censor the Internet.

3. ?????

4. Profit!

[SuaveTito]

Step 1: Tim Tebow

Step 2: ?

Step 3: Prophet

[VandalFTW]

Step 1: Take an arrow to the knee

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit

[monk07490749]

SEASON 2 EPISODE 17!

[truckinjeff]

2 People didn't make a profit by watching this.

[mrfatmancory]

Phase 1: Get top comment

Phase 2: 

Phase 3: Profit

[lmp909090]

and that's what started it

[wolfguy23]

Maybe phase 2 is to SELL the underpants? ^^;

[j1495bmx]

so this is where that copy pasta originated from...

[bb330708]

@comfortablyNumb934 Yes, this is the beginning of the meme.

[ComfortablyNumb934]

Is this how the meme got started?

[johnnypocketable]

Idiots' plan to seem intelligent

1. Spout popular political opinion

2. ???????????

3. Go fuck yourself.

[TheRaptorGaming]

@johnnypocketable Stop trying to be different asshole.

[jordanthewizard]

Wow, this is exactly like Occupy Wall Street's plan.

[00JosefK]

@jordanthewizard

Phase1: Sleep in own piss & shit

Phase2: ?

Phase3: Profit!!

[superbob620]

whats phase 2

phase 3 is profit

[XRandomHacksX]

1 person had their underpants stolen for profit

[LisaReif]

Phase 2_______?

[jimbobbynobby]

evolution

Phase 1: ?

Phase 2: meteorite

Phase 3: life

[SUMD123]

@jimbobbynobby Evolution = "Stuff changes over time"

You might want to find out about what you're discrediting first before you post about it. Same goes for a life devotion. Start with the Book of Job.

[LitanYoFurY]

1.Become known as Allah incarnated

2.Take your daily share of virgins

3. ?????

4. PROFIT!

[OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX]

1. Troll videos

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

[flik221]

Occupy Wall Sreet's solution plan basically.

[gothicsuperstar]

Mitt Romney's Economic Plan.

[JManu3]

1. Be Jesus

2. ???

3. Prophet

[JakeWearsJeans94]

And so countless references across the internet were made.

[ornjoos]

Formula for getting 100 thumbs up on your YouTube comment,

Phase 1: Go to a video that features a song that came out before 2000 (even if the song itself sucks)

Phase 2: Complain about how much music in said era was better and how all modern music is shitty. (even if the song in the video itself sucks)

Phase 3: ?????

Phase 4: PROFIT!

[soaponaroapDG]

And so, a meme was born.

[staphinfection]

Phase 1: Kill all the stupid people

Phase 2: ?????

Phase 3: Profet.

[HeartOfAllThings]

@staphinfection More like:

Phase 1: Kill all the people that disagree with what I say

Phase 2: ?????

Phase 3: Profet!!!1

[stewardo]

I don't get it

[joru100]

fuck yes i'm gonna ace my industrial organization mid-term now.

[carnyzzle]

that's fucking ingenious

[Hardnut2k]

Phase 1: Obama for President

Phase 2: ???

Phase 3: Recession / Economy collapse

[Blur866]

Me looking for a job.

Phase 1. Look for work in news paper

Phase 2. ???

Phase3. Fuck it!

[notagain001]

1 Major in women studies

2 ???

3 live American dream !!!

[romulusaugustulus476]

European bailout plan FTW!

[SublimeFTTW]

My company follows almost the exact same buisness plan.

[HysTRiko]

Hmmm... The truth about UnderPants Gnomes.. Interesting.

[ScruffyKuraki]

They forgot Phase 4: OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

[cjcool91]

America's plan to pay off debt.

Phase 1: Invade the Middle East

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit.

[Ruuod]

@cjcool91 i get it :D

[CxFrank93]

@cjcool91 That will actually put us in more debt, although the elitists and war profiteers will make a profit from selling contracts, so you have that. Let's just avoid any unconstitutional wars while we're ahead.

[shurken01]

@cjcool91 Makes complete sense to me, an American.

[MenwithHill]

Phase 1 : Stop taxing the rich

Phase 2 : ???

Phase 3 : Jobs !

[darkmage123345]

@MenwithHill

you mean start not stop

[FindTheBody]

I love how the arms just flail up. Amazing.

[bgpivoter]

Phase 1: Get to Crysis 2's ending

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Prophet!

[ausauspatpat]

@bgpivoter LMAO

[donstuie]

Sounds like my boss

[Muahahaha18]

South Park reference to describe the shortcomings of companies that failed in the big dot com collapse. In short, those who failed to develop a coherent strategy for collecting profit were behaving like Underpants Gnomes.

[TheIncredibleD1701]

1. Take an idea from South Park

2. Add an extra step so you can put more information in

3. ???

4. MEME!

[BMartin1776]

This is what Obama's job plan will be next week!

[cuteana363]

my favorite!!!

[IcyJust]

goddamn this is EPIC

[cyraxthehedgehog]

Viacom's plan:

Phase 1: remove YouTube videos by claiming copyright infringement!

Phase 2: ????????

Phase 3: PROFIT!

[rosc2112]

@cyraxthehedgehog Not remove videos; hire Righthaven to troll out mass-spam infringement extortion letters - pay up or ELSE!!! Mwahaha!!

[K4inan]

@cyraxthehedgehog did bla bla bla ???? PROFIT come from South park?!

[JohnsLazy]

why is this one of the most awesome things i've seen in my life?

[Scrummy64]

I love how this has become one of the most common metaphors for failed business plans :L

[arteldiablo]

which season/ep is this?

[pendrake40]

@arteldiablo - Season 2, Episode 17: "Gnomes"

[BeanShip]

Nothing beats the vintage South Park seasons. The new seasons don't even come close.

[ViRPo]

which episode is this?

[rosc2112]

@ViRPo GIY :P

[ViRPo]

@rosc2112 I was like... shortcut starting with G? So i googled what could GIY mean, but it suggested me to look for DIY

Hmm

Whatever that does mean, i managed to read this video's name and find it that way :D

so... thank you? :D

[rosc2112]

@ViRPo  Acronymfinder com is your friend :)

GIY == google it yourself :))

[ViRPo]

@rosc2112 i didn't see any clue to catch on for starting googling

but now even with headache it would seem easy for me...

maybe i was lazy

but i googled so impossible things already lol

nvm

[KingKulltheGreat]

@rosc2112 Or Urban Dictionary

[SUMD123]

@rosc2112

Waste a whole lot more of your own time being a dick

?

profit!

[MultiTailsDoll]

@ViRPo

Gnomes.

[niriop]

This is my favourite example of a non-sequitar

[JohnsLazy]

my favourite is phase 2

[EljaHajutin]

Lets see this like a algorythme

Phase 1+Phase 2=Phase 3

+

Collect underpants+?=Profit

That means that finally the Double of them will make many ?? if they make profit, before they Collect underpants.

[GranTorino92]

Im pretty sure Donald Trump had the same business ethics

[webmastertool]

on youtube thumbs up is profit.

[bluenowait]

Phase 1: Make a joke about profit plans

Phase 2: ???

Phase 3: MEME!

[GamesForLife123]

step 1:type a comment

step 2:??????????

step 3:profit

[bopp9]

Trollface gnomes

[astosky]

oh i get it!

[mugenrider754]

@astosky "no you don't fatass!"

[astosky]

@mugenrider754 DON'T CALL ME A FAT ASS YOU FUCKING JEW!

[mugenrider754]

@astosky "how would you like to go see the school counselor?!"

[astosky]

@mugenrider754 how would you like to suck my bawlz?

[albypau]

Full episode?

[rosc2112]

@albypau You can download full eps from South Park's website.

[buu2]

@rosc2112 which ep is this from?

[keithburgun]

Apparently this is in Duke Nukem Forever?

[FPSxNINJA]

i don't get it...

[IDeafpool]

goverments spending plan for 2011.

[EmoCheeseBubbles]

@IDeafpool Would of been better if you said gnoverment, or gnomerment. STILL.



[LibraHorse1]

Step 1: Nail guy to cross

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Prophet!

[comicguy00]

@LibraHorse1 you stole that

[mugenrider754]

@LibraHorse1

step 1: copy a people comment

step 2: gets thumbs up

step 3: ???

step 4: profit

[Zapinc9]

Most organic meme of all time!

[HowlingDragoon]

...Definitely one of South Park's better moments.

They basically trolled the entire internet in about 9 seconds of TV airtime.

[oisyn]

@HowlingDragoon Uhm, actually, this is where the whole meme originated from. This was aired in december 1998.

[Themanwhofrowns]

1. Go into the jungle

2. ????

3. PROFIT

[Pwnageapples]

If you hit 9 then 8 it sounds like Cartman is saying faggot, or spaghetti.

[Spinwheeling]

I finally understand the bailout.

[Midvanwham]

This is exactly how I feel about America's economics. 

[TheBlitz1]

@Midvanwham listen to peter schiff - he will help you out

[She11y]

@Midvanwham umm what exactly do you mean by that?

[AgdrAgon999]

@Midvanwham - In light of the fact that John Maynard Keynes was a Fabian Socialist, what would you expect?

I've come to believe that the fractional reserve monetary system was designed to fail.

[EinzelgangerX]

phase 1: quote video

phase 2: ???

phase 3: thumbs up!

[uwlwsrpm]

@EinzelgangerX Ohhh, I get it.

[lucee74]

@uwlwsrpm No you don't fat ass!

[uwlwsrpm]

@lucee74 >:

[lucee74]

@uwlwsrpm *cut to black*

[FPSxNINJA]

Whiteboy7thst

[creepystranger007]

@FPSxNINJA yeah, that guy..he sucks.

[samunafo]

My Downloable Credits project. Simple version!

[Xinthose]

hay, this plan was on Glenn Beck for 2-11-11!