John & Dave Presents: The White Joke

[Superbarrymore]

lol alot of people that would say the things john say when a guy smash u in the nuts i would being saying alot of shitz if someone hits me in my nut s lol

[kevengohan11]

Now i know it 2 :3

[travisdt]

your friend happened to be white..... what the fuk is that?

[ibigrooster11]

but they were innocent

[kraytor1000]

who runs the world lol

[KlutchGamingVideos56]

what is the difference between white people and fences???????

They both gut jumped

[shawniscoolbro]

I laughed

[falloutslayer100]

never ever EVER touch another mans junk just dont

[poetbjc64]

yes but stupid white make everyone laugh. and the black comedian get their revenge on the white and other dumbF*s for years now. Black rule the stage and whites rule other shit.

Hey I'm white and I can rag on my own kind and humans in general as we all have idiot moments in life. and some of it gets caught on camera. and others will haunt them forever. No matter what color the idiots are.

[diana2011ification]

i dont get it!

[MrConnor2011]

should have asked him the capital of Thailand. Bankok motha fucka!!!!

[TheOriginalBattler]

Whats white and lazy?

White men

[turdlekorpse666]

@TheOriginalBattler uhhh....not funny at all.

[cellomad1]

I'm white and have never heard of that joke.

[Bethewheatnotthetare]

Crackers were southern cowboys who used whips to move cattle why do black people think thats offensive to whites

[drche420]

What's long, brown, and smells really bad?

The welfare line.

[element420killer]

funny as fuck

[Redeyes261]

@Pravoizalijesvijeta You mean, what's the difference between a black guy and a bench?

Bench can support a family of 4.

[xXdarthkilerXx]

What do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench? The NBA.

[PetefukkinMoore]

@xXdarthkilerXx lmao good one

[Br0wnmau5]

@xXdarthkilerXx

What's white on top and black at the bottom.

Society

[peanut99961]

racist



[williambrown007]

@xXdarthkilerXx Congress.

[Conspiracyknowledge]

@xXdarthkilerXx lol this shit is just too damn funny

[dreakheart]

im white but im not aware of this joke , and its just likely americans only came up with that shit cause in europe we aint retarted to do something fucked up like this

[europeancultureman]

This is not a joke about "blacks" or "whites", IS JUST A FUCKI** JOKE!!! and a good one lolllllllllllll xD

[amberfwn]

@europeancultureman Yes, just a joke, but not a very good one. Must be a man thing.

[x3clipse1]

Wear a cup dude!!!!

[Redxelf1]

@garowe22 Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause their Knee-grows

niggers.

[alafarmer1]

I don't play that shit and im white

[vamtheanomaly]

@alafarmer1 Most white guys do things like that, not all though. Also dont forget the writing on someones face after they pass out from drinking and playing other pranks that sometimes border on being gay.

[SuperQueenJackson]

I have some news for you tman299 you are so wrong balck people didnt ruin this country they made it better and if you dont realize that then you need to get yourself checked because white people are no better then black people and black people are no better then white peple so you can shut up and learn to stop being racist like gosh besides im a black person and if you want to say any of what you posted come say it to my face you ass hole

[verdemanthe1]

white people do be punching nuts its not very cool

[inspiron12100]

haha funny



[Ultimateace41]

Guys i think we should all be like carlos mencia... Nothing is racist in jokes. I want to live in a time where i can tell black jokes to black people and they feel comfortable enough to tell a white joke to me. Its a joke, designed to make people laugh! Dont be a little bitch about it! Allright, ive had my say keep the vids commin bro lol im in the middle of a marathon of your vids :)

[br33anoia4321]

DAMN HES NOT SAYING THE JOKE IS A WHITE JOKE TO BE RACIST.HES SAYING THAT BLACK PPL DONT KNOW THIS JOKE.AND THAT ONLY HIS WHITE FRIENDS DID IT TO HIM.SO HES SAYING HE ONLY HEARD IT FROM WHITE PPL THAT MAYBE ITS A JOKE WHITE PPL MADE UP.IT WAS TO BE FUNNY NOT PISS PPL OFF.DAMMMN ARE SO SENSITIVE!!!

[Sliteh]

@br33anoia4321 YOU AMERICANS ARE SO SENSITIVE ABOUT RACISM! GODDAMN! I'M A WHITE EUROPEAN BOY AND I LAUGHED ABOUT THIS VIDEO, THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY! IT'S THE AMERICANS WHO CRY ABOUT IT BEING RACIST!

LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE PLEASE, YOU BLACK PEOPLE TOO!!

[jayblac]

@Sliteh what do ypu mean you black people racism is played off fucker

[heterohighelf]

pretty funny



[iammojo82]

The video was obvisouly shot in the black mans shanty. Notice the range/microwave or was that some sort of time machine? This is actually a video for a new birth control for black people and not a joke.

[sdethrow10]

white kids pull all kinds of violent jokes on each other. see: jackass

[drunkredneck460]

im a proud white man and ive never heard this shit

[SIEGFRIEDhatesCENA]

i never heard that joke before and im white D=

[ObsidianCrafta]

never heard that joke in my life

[superman12dw]

@tman229 stfu your a worthless piece of shit its people like you thats ruining a good country, you deserve to have your ass beat, why are you so better? Your a nigger=read the definition TRASH... SMFH

[LAFbRaH411]

@superman12dw fuckin rasist prick what a bitch asshole

[catatonicable]

Shit joke, just like black peoples breath-usually.

[MrFahmid108]

oh crap that was funny

[SvartBil]

One of great mysteries solwed

[niggerbitch574]

why was the black baby crying when she had diarrhea

she thought she was melting

[abckatie22]

I get it, but this isn't funny. Is this the best white joke you got? It's pathetic..

[macp1395]

hahahahahahah

[fuislamtube]

good vid, fkn monkeys

[floofypoof]

we always had a faster version. "whats the capital of thailand?" *punches you in the balls* "bang cock"

[galenmark]

White males comprise 1.5% of the worlds population, yet controlled everything and created almost every creature comfort. I'd say we're pretty good, and the rest of the world should show more respect.

[kcdakiller]

@galenmark and your fag

[ch33s3ypwnr]

what do you call a bunch of black dudes sitting on a bench? a swimming competition

[Pivotman1]

@ch33s3ypwnr haha...fail.

[TrinityPkz]

@garowe2 LMAO HAHA IMA USE THAT!

[MrAaronMiall]

wow.. all the racist comments..

[mikedav9O]

What is white and 9 inches long?

- Absolutely nothing!

[mcneekur000]

@mikedav9O an albino python ;)

[ishy321]

what u call a blackman hanging from a tree? 

the good ole days!

[FlyyGuyy29]

@ohorok2 no not really whites just get supper butt hurt when they hear racism coming from blacks, but its all fun and games when it's the other way around.

[ohorok2]

black are more rasists then white.

[solomanz10]

@ohorok2 your smoking crack for saying that

[deekeeley83]

White people suck, we know it.

[NesamoneKrcLT]

@deekeeley83 burn yourself

[newnamee1]

this was the most racist video i seen so far. white people dont do that even if u say so. ITS NOT TRUE.

[m1ndgameluv]

They were innoncent :D

[FuckLinkinParkHaters]

What do you call a chicken who plays good defense? A cock-blocker

[foxxboxx69]

when a white person get caught in the rain, you wont know if its him or the dog, they smell just like one

[OuTBreaKOfEviL2]

@foxxboxx69 what? idk where you black ppl get that shit from? ive never seen a person that smelled like a wet dog. but on the other hand why do black people smell musty all the time?

[JayDrummerBoy]

everybody go check out my channel and my funny video about ugly ass chris bosh!

[Devonwoods911stat]

do black Jews have to sit in the back of the oven 0.0?

[kevengohan11]

they were INNoCENT WHHY!!

[nellie2581]

Manhood test! Funny

[ghostofdayinperson]

What makes this joke "white"?

[Gurgle528sevrules1]

@ghostofdayinperson he doesn't get it so he thinks its a white joke. listen

[moe9310]

What do you call a white guy in public?CRACKER!!

[SuperWeedman21]

im white and i definitely saw that last part coming

[harvester49]

I have truly never seen a white person; they are all pale, pink, tanned, goldish.... Nobody around there as white as a boiled egg.

[holylight3]

im white and i didnt know that joke

[TheMcKeChNiE]

hahahahahahahahhahaha

[nobulto17]

white people be giving thumbs up to both top rated

[darthclash122]

i saw my tv floating in the middle of the night......i said freez nigger

[justonesniper]

i tried this on my white friend on not all white ppl no this and its even funnier in real life cause he cried like a little bitch

[SIMPLEman612]

black people. making white men laugh since the 1800s.

[lookalooey]

@SIMPLEman612 lmfaooo

[Nolandude13]

@SIMPLEman612 I laughing at your stupid comment right now.

[gangstastyle55]

@SIMPLEman612 Black people laughing right back at white people since 1875 hahahahahahaha

[fraco180]

@gangstastyle55 the only diffrence is. the whites got the joke

[zengreen7]

@SIMPLEman612 CORRECTION! The 1600s.

[ThePaCmAnMaRiO]

im white and i have never done it but it looks like my kinda joke so dud eyou want to take the man test



[kltiswhoib]

lol, that was actually funny.

[VonBrunswick]

Nigglets are never innocent or even when they grow up

[TheJuiceWins]

@VonBrunswick Did you seriously just say that?!?!

[KJQueen2011]

@VonBrunswick Ummm you obviously never met a black person before because not all of us are uninnocent and you know what some white people are never innocent eirther so you can shut up right now and save yourself further embarrassement and i have some advice for you don't go blabbing your mouth of about black people if you dont know nothing about ok and if you wanna say anything else about my race why dont you say it to my face you dummie

[MultiMomoxx]

LOL MY KIDS THEY WERE INNOCENT

[guny12]

wtf??? dude i'm white and never heard of it

[dagodfada22]

fuckin awsome no matter your race

[MrDerby2u]

we call that a 'sack tap'.

[poosaypirate]

lets just bring race into EVERYTHING shall we ?

yes, we shall!

[UnderdogFL]

This video is so racist!

[TaylorSwift913]

im white and i dont get it... but ima kid

[Domineefrnkk]

@QCmaxthebeast why would it be gay , your just saying that to cover up that your actually a girl

[TacoBear14]

what kind of fucked up shit is this

[BrossardFTW]

Ok now, every white people know that joke. If they say they don't, just try it on them, you will see if they know it for real... XD

[jonesdwade23]

He's right, that is a white joke. You not gon see niggas hitting each other in the balls.

[darris321]

@jonesdwade23 just because a couple white people do it and black people don't do it doesn't mean that white people do do it generally.

There are a few jokes like that that people have done to me that I don't find funny at all and sometimes I find them disgusting- when I was little there was a joke about a map on your hand or something and they said "see the pond?" and you say "um.. no, i do not" and then they spit in your hand like its funny

pisses me off

[YoungBlackStud95]

@darris321 ROFL thats nasty.

[QCmaxthebeast]

@jonesdwade23 i never punched my friend balls,that just gay.

and i wonder who the fuck would find that funny......im white btw. >_>

[ruckaisawesome]

time to try it on my black friends lol

[Ojthemighty]

that was hilarious

im white and i didnt find that offensive

that was great

XD

[garowe22]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

[richardpbing]

@garowe22 why are black guys good at basketball? coz they just have to run, shoot and steal.

[jhetfield56]

@garowe22 Two niggers decide to jump off a building, who lands first? Who cares?

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@garowe22 what do you call a bunch of black guys sitting on a bench?? The courtroom.

[photardshop]

@Pravoizavlijesvijeta you sick fuck! :)

[01raminta]

@garowe22 whats the difference between a park bench and a black man? a park bench can support a family

[Synatonine]

@01raminta thats nasty dude ! i mean i'm white but this it has been taken too far !!

[tman229]

@01raminta Wow, dude made a race comment on white people inability on a sport and you guys got extra personal talking about supporting family, being criminals, and even unimportant death of black people. I hope you feel better about yourself because you guys made yourself look like even worst scum. Good Job.

[MrFranklin071]

@tman229 its a fcking joke shut the fuck up nobody say nothin about all these rascist ass white jokes and if u wanna tlk about black people white people actually commit the most crime and and have a higer percent of them do drugs if u look it up black people just get caugt more because of all these rascist ass cops and they make a big scene about and black people are getting hella more successful notice we hae a black president black actors directors athletes and scientist

[venom6149]

@MrFranklin071 you tit your a racist...

[CircleBlack4Life]

@01raminta

What's the difference between you and a racist piece of shit?

...

[LAFbRaH411]

@garowe22 i dont get it can you explain what NBA stands for in that joke

[21ryrunner]

@garowe22 payback for all the slave breeding that was done back in the day.

[je4rovers]

@garowe22 what do u call garowe22 A GAY RACIST NIGGA

[FAMEROB]

I herd the last guys balls pop

[jthor615]

hilarious ass shhh

[DecimusXAM]

that was funny as hell!!! I'm black and that shit was hilarious

[GoodgriefMaltese]

My white and mexican friends used to hit eachother in the balls all the time. But they got from a black guy.

[PrettyBasedGod]

hahahah u f**ked up his kids hahaha

[immaCOman]

LOL.....freaking Hilarious!!!

[osu5inarow]

U fucked up ma kids

[skiporamadeducci]

THAT'S A GOOD ONE!



[TigerIPanzer]

fuck-off back to the plantation you racist scum

[YoungHPT]

WHITE CRACKAS THINK GAY=FUNNY........ONLY A limp dick white cracka find this funny or touching another mans balls is funny...WHITE PEOPLE PLAY GAY bcuz all of them are if not currently in the closet, they are just comming out...gay ass inbreed fucks WHITE COMEDY ISNT FUNNY...THEY ONLY THING FUNNY IS WHEN FEMALES SEE YOUR NEEDLE DICKS N LAUGH @ YOU

[Gambler317]

@YoungHPT THIS NIGGER = GAY im thinkin your a fucking limp dick BLACK NIGGER.

See im not Racist but when a bitch says racist shit i think its okay for someone else to. So if i Offend anyone i appologize it was ment for this dumbass

[fadmucker08]

@YoungHPT You're either a white dude trying to stir shit, or am arrogant racist with a pea for a brain. Be careful talking about gay people all the time, that actually means that you are suppressing homesexual cravings. That's a fact. Now who's in the closet? you coming out soon though lol

[FreedomOfTheUSA]

@YoungHPT Lol nigger.

[nec644]

crazy white people :)

[diplomats031]

hahahaha, damn, my nuts hurt just looking at this video

[TMJ112389]

"What's the capitol of Thailand?"

'BANGKOK!" POW!

[TheMiwaro]

ive been hitting my white friends in the balls for years now...that was pretty funny

[Erik753820]

and that's when you murder his whife in front of his eyes set fire to his kids cut out his eyes and tourch his house bitch : )

Now that's a white joke.

[MrPrieblanda]

@Erik753820 One of the funniest .

[maicodw]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[miouth150]

it's just funny when it's done by the black guy

[westside7225]

HAHAHAHA 'ive been hittin my other white friends in the balls for years now' lol

[BigAltheBull]

I'm so doing this to my friends :D

[Treysteroid]

i feal pressured to laugh cause dave has more subscibers :P

[gHostHeroin]

theres supposed to be more people in the room and you have to use both hands to grab the balls

[alexross8]

Actually , I am white and have never heard of it.

But it's seriously funny. REALLY FUNNY!

[TheQuartersQuote]

It seems to me this joke falls under slapstick-comedy and he was asking questions to see if you were a man and if your man you're supposed to have balls and if you have balls that supposed to hurt a lot.

[911toothache]

that guy at 1:51 looks like rob schneider.. LOL! ^-^

[ajadao]

yeah bad jokes come in all races and you are just prejudice. maybe if you went to school you would have experienced more trick questions and pranks, like why don't you pull my finger? what happens? ewwwww

[gosharx]

I've been hittin my white friends in the balls for years now. hahaha

[yourandy]

fuckn funny...

[hemij205]

gay



[rreloge]

well all right, I am white, and I am gonna pull this off on someone tonight, cause I find this extremely funny :D

[the1thelast]

lol.... funny.

[yomantoclean]

Im white... never heard of it :P

[afrikanbadboy]

@yomantoclean im black.. never hear of it

[LittleCreach]

That's not a 'white joke' ..that's a bad joke.

[nothuman100]

i woulda just punched the guy back lol

[spacelord782]

This was freaking hilarious.

[jonnychristII]

not a white joke. im white and i think its retarded. just a dumbass joke.

[candr]

Where the hell did this come from? And why is it suppose to be funny?

[FuccThatShitNigga]

@candr go watch jackass and ask yourself that question again.

[623vato]

white people are stupid ther always doing fuked up things dat they think is funny like jackass the movie wtf!!

[cssadiction]

@623vato Yes, because over a billion people are stupid... That includes white doctors, lawyers, presidents and scientists. Let's hope there's life out there in the universe, huh? Because there's absolutely no intelligence down here on Earth.

[Fazotronic]

@623vato you watched to many redneck youtube clips and movies.

i dont know anyone over 12 years old that hit each other in the nuts.

and i sure dont

[DelbyC]

@623vato

Vato, you've got it all wrong essay ! ( is that how you write it? essay? i know that's how it sounds, ha! ) Doing stupid shit is fun. Most whites ( especially liberals ) really don't have that whole macho thing going( unless their militant or ultra conservative.. for the most part ), so shit like this or the stuff you see in Jackass passes as just some good times and basically just some funny shit to do.. or what most people would simply call " A fucking prank!"

[critter505]

Yeah, we're funny people...

[GhettoxRainbows]

Hahahaha Ima Start Doin This To All The Boys I Know MWA HA HA

[drgnarm]

"All white people" know this joke?

Really?

Because, this is the first time I've heard about it. 

[krackman245]

@drgnarm first time for everything

[TheCoffeeandafag]

@drgnarm shut up

[BigTimeFun8]

i'll beat yo azz if someone hit me like that!

[xiCoNicxSiNsx]

@BigTimeFun8 No you wouldnt, you'd be on the ground, cryin:)