Demetri Martin

[TheHouseOffice]

Pshht. Had Demetri died, I would also. I saw him last night, and he was amazing. Extremely friendly, and very much alive.

[TheHouseOffice]

I SAW HIM LAST NIGHT!!

[6950768]

He's thinking of mitch hedburg he died he's kinda the same style

[MixMusicPlayer]

I just saw him less than an hour ago at the dupont theater so i highly doubt hes died......

[JumbledFilms]

Giant gay icicles haha

[patjay3]

I'm pretty sure this whole death thing is about someone that looked like him died, kinda like what happened with Zack Galifianakis.

[shay19851]

He's not dead. I met him 3 days ago.

[q23gf8902h3g4j]

Rest in peace.

To the people saying he isn't dead, please stop. It's incredibly disrespectful and is putting hope back into his fans lives. He will live on in our memory. Thankyou for bringing happiness into the world.

[Catmangamer]

@q23gf8902h3g4j

Wow what a fag you are.

[q23gf8902h3g4j]

@Catmangamer Little girl, hush.

[Catmangamer]

@q23gf8902h3g4j

Little cocksucking girl: get raped.

[q23gf8902h3g4j]

@Catmangamer Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved it on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box and will leave it there until my kids turn 12, when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."

[Catmangamer]

@q23gf8902h3g4j

That might the best retort I've heard all year -- and it's January

[flyersfan128]

hes not dead stop believing every god damn thing u read on the internet

[asian21541]

guessing on the amount of RIP demetri's and the fact that he isn't dead, im guessing that this is probably the work of 4chan... or maybe even FJ or Reddit

[ChillyBunchkins]

you guys...HE ISN'T DEAD. He was in Vancouver yesterday. XD

[robbertokromwell]

I'm at his show right now... true story!

[j0ec00l1]

Where is this news of him " being dead " coming from? liess.. LIES!!!

[laughproductions47Xx]

is he really dead or is this a joke? : 0

[wEBOTLPOPN]

REST IN PEACE

[OtisIsMyCat]

Why is this video the only one with the RIPs? Is this for real? I have tickets to see him tomorrow.

[ggbGOE]

RIP :(



[xTommmmm]

RIP Funniest guy ever, used to watch his shows a lot when they were on earlier time, he deserved more.

[carterarrington1234]

rest in peace, greatest comedian ever

[ankz71]

Rest In Peace, forever missed.....

[SuperHypnoWave]

I always hated you and i think you are a faggot, but R.I.P.

[seafoodpizzayum]

RIP :(

[butters46514]

@seafoodpizzayum is he dead?

[ReaktantStudios]

RIP :(

[wiitarded23]

RIP Demetri Martin

[jgm788]

RIP :(

[OakTelevision]

anyone know how he died?

[TheSecondEarth]

@OakTelevision kidney failure :(

[amadams100]

@OakTelevision he died?

[blackopsc0n]

@OakTelevision I'll tell you how he dies, whenever it happens in the future.

[Catmangamer]

@OakTelevision

Please fuck off, troll.

[sib2729]

@OakTelevision he tweeted this morning, im pretty sure hes alive

[hurricanewarning11]

@OakTelevision he didnt die..

[Hannah6412]

@OakTelevision he's not dead.

[Catmangamer]

@OakTelevision

nigger

[superrueben]

I have no idea who you are, but you are dead. Sucks to be you bro.

[OakTelevision]

poor guy :'(

[canoshizrocks]

RIP bro. :/

[TheSecondEarth]

RIP Dimitri Martin :(

[SkeletonFlake]

I can't believe he died..

[SkateObsession]

dont understand the point of the guitar, the jokes themselves were pretty funny.

[srikanthb92]

this guy's like mitch hedberg but not as good

[adam135486]

Ladies...

[babaloga139]

"i heard this guy wave to me" .....ok

[BrahGreen]

If I found a note in a bottle that said "I'm standing right behind you", turned around and Demetri Martin was standing there.... I might be the happiest person in the world.

[xTipshedax]

One of my favorite comedians!

[babaloga139]

am i the only one that noticed "i heard this guy wave to me"

[CrucialTutorials]

every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal.

[ThatBizarroKid]

ian from smosh?

[GirlsBravoFan21]

Somebody explain to me why this guy is funny. I just don't see it. I can actually watch this video without smiling or laughing. To me this guy is not funny.

[haybrittper12]

@GirlsBravoFan21 You can't explain humor.

[danceallnight12]

@GirlsBravoFan21 Agreed. I feel like a lot of my friends are funnier than he is.

[Finster150]

@GirlsBravoFan21 Comedians have better days then others. One of his shows on Comedy Central Presents was awesome... although I must admit this isn't best.

[SamyueruHikage]

@GirlsBravoFan21 That's ok. Comedy is a personal thing, and what some people find funny, you may not. On the other hand, what you find funny, some others might not find so funny, and that's cool.

[Sup3rCanc3r]

1:18 "I heard this guy wave to me"

[EffLabels]

One of my favourite Greeks..next to Zach Gianafanakis

[everybodysuxbutme16]

I'm standing right behind you.....ladies.

[metalicadude69]

Why is he never on tv anymore?!

[kikaedark]

he reminds me of ian from smosh

[moviecritic6]

@kikaedark Except actually funny and not annoying.

[kikaedark]

@moviecritic6 very true, i agree with you

[mikeao54]

Somewhere in his house there must be a bunch of Steven Wright tapes!

[GangsterCactus]

Top Comment... Ladies

[tristanpuig]

DEMETRI MARTIN: the only reason new jersey ever needed to exist

[elemental12345678900]

@tristanpuig Kevin Smith?

[MrOdsplut]

@tristanpuig AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

[metaxas10]

@tristanpuig

I expect better from you malaka!

[reidskatehhi]

He's like Zach Galifianakis and Mitch Hedberg all rolled into one.

[theJRLMchannel]

@reidskatehhi they wish

[AwkwardJesus]

"I heard this guy wave to me"... now that's pure skill...

...ladies.

[vindahg]

dimitri's a genius. i love how he makes you think during his jokes.

[mikey7544]

Haha I saw him in contagion too..

[NoWorries97]

@mikey7544 i know! i was like 'wait.. thats Demetri!' and then he didn't do anything funny and i was sad

[SKAMxRanger]

240p we meet again...

[96gummyworms]

Hey - I love 14 year olds!

But it's okay - Im 14

[freetacophenom]

Haha saw contagion today and he acted in it

[smazawsome11]

weewt im 12 yayz

[DeathKnightPooter]

i love 12 year olds

[DjOver9000]

the top comments are pretty intelligent

"fuck off" and "Im 14" we have an audience of rude people and pedos.

[emilygee88]

@DjOver9000 .... it's from the video.

[frecklespeckle99]

im 12:)



[e1ementZero]

I think I understand where archon808 is coming from. For those of you who are unclear on his stance, allow me to paraphrase: "Hey Dimitri, I am a fag." hope that helps.

[archon808]

Hey demetri, you ruin your own talent with that fucking gitaur, and harmonica. I would rather get a blood draw than listen to the lame ass harmonica.

[AbiSophieHolland123]

@archon808 it makes his performance interesting and unique.

[archon808]

@AbiSophieHolland123 He can keep it

[DoktorAgan17]

Reminds me so much of Steven Wright!

[Zorayda85]

Oh, gosh. I have this guy on Pandora. I wanted to look him up on YouTube as well. 

[Dabomb1237]

Am I the only one who noticed this dude in Contagion?

[hahahanothanku]

@TejxStalker224 ... ladies

[joshgret]

my comedy is just like this but no one knows who i am. see my videos.

[MrY2KWA]

@WilliamRyder10 stfu bitch. He's fukin hilarious. Lets see Yu get on stage and do better.

[PS3FroZenClan]

280p MY FAVORITE!

[trildog]

@PS3FroZenClan 240p... durrrrrr!

[theplantmonster]

woo dimitri martin!

[joshgret]

If you are smart enought to understand all his jokes you might be able to get mine, won't you watch them, please and subscribe to my channel!

[superman14524]

U have to be smart to understand the jokes and white

[WilliamRyder10]

How The Fuck Is Dimitri Martin Funny? He suck at stand up comedy and Sarah silverman.

[yogiaussie]

@WilliamRyder10 learn english.

[Brunswick999]

@WilliamRyder10 shut up dane cook fanboy

[13Ducksonabox]

@WilliamRyder10 uhm...no he dont suck! he's a very intelligent guy and his jokes are deep, u got to think!

[codypriceuncool]

Muslims suck

[pnickel000]

@codypriceuncool you're an overweight loser

[xpLoOs]

"cos when they open it, inside there's a note that says" "I am standing right behind you".... ladies!

[OldPersonal]

240p *sigh* we meet again -_-"

[OldPersonal]

*sigh* 240p we meet again -_-"

[scizophrenia116]

*werent

[scizophrenia116]

155 people went creative enough to make an original comment... ladies

[eck513]

y dont u rip off hedberg some more ...douche

[cordowen747]

im 13

[MelchizedekRatio]

When Dimitri says, "Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal." this is funny because cannibals eat people. And since fighting requires at least two people, a cannibal must fight another person when he is fighting. So he's fighting his food, because he eats people. This is a good joke, and it makes even more of an impact because it's so short.

[Bleebeepoop12]

@MelchizedekRatio Nice way to point out the obviouse O.o

[filmmekker]

he's very Steven Wright like.

[03reinert]

I like tacos.

[NO4isme]

0:47 Are those JIm and Angela from Office?

[ExotiqBeautii]

He is pure genius

[bigliamreading]

Check me out FELLOW DEMETRI LOVERS!!!

[HarryPotterFanatic47]

Why are there dislikes on this???????

Crazy people.

[brookeandlilybieber]

Not funny. GAY icecicles?

[10INTM]

@brookeandlilybieber Did you see those icicles? How are they NOT? I hope you at least tried listening to the rest.

[cameriqueTV]

Can't see where you're going? Get a haircut. (see his Cityview ad)

[Talltreesandmoss]

1:19 "i heard some guy wave to me." must have been a really loud wave.

[mongolenpup]

@Talltreesandmoss oooh shit...you analyzed the analyzer

[AllwaysNeverRandom]

I SEE WHAT HES DOING. hes being like bob dylan without actual songs, Never noticed that before

[weazel74]

Waiting for the punchline....

[sktrbypro77x6]

control part 1 on my channel :)

[sktrbypro77x6]

i will be uploading important things with demetri martin episodes on my channel :D mostly season 2,.. ill try to get season 1 :D

[DannyLrides]

HES NOT FUNNY

[joeisaflyingfish]

His delivery is brilliant... ladies...

[caligulasAquariums]

ok I'm getting really tired of people commenting about "smart humor" just so they can feel a bit better about themselves. fuck off

[Liberate911]

Lolz its Intelligent humor guys, point being if you dont think its funny its probably because you have the brain cells of a garden hose XD

[jdlund]

He's okay and all, not laugh out loud funny for me personally but amusing. I'm just really not into the use of the guitar. He seems to use it as a crutch, to create a rhythm for his pacing, but it gets a little annoying after a while and doesn't seem to really add much. It would definitely drive me nuts after 10 minutes or so.

[CiarraF]

lol

i love the beach

i like to get there really early before everybody else shows up

take like 30 bottles with notes in them and throw them into the water

then i wait for everyone to come to the beach and when someone goes to pick up the bottle i go up behind them cause when they open it inside theres a note that says im standing right behind you

hhahahaha .lolz

[Daphuhnuh]

I love this guy. :D A relief and a whiff of fresh air compared to all these other loserish stand-up 'comedians' who are only dissing out other people.

Unique and wonderful and very funny.

[xxpauliegunzxx]

I was really impressed by his performance... ladies.

[g0alierox]

im standing right behind you... xD <3

[TommyTwitchXD]

lol at 1:20 he says "i heard this guy way to me"

[youaredead333]

If I had a nickel for every pixel on the screen, i would have a dollar.

[DrShotgunSurgeon]

his name comes up at the begining yet the name is wrong in the description

[joeisaflyingfish]

His delivery is superb... ladies.

[frederickbenny]

I love this guy. Who needs racism or a truckload of swearing when you have actual talent !

[IMMAEATYA]

@frederickbenny the cool thing is he alludes to those things but he doesnt go out and say it haha

[Dank2even]

so clever



[sunshineinmyjuicebox]

...ladies

[Akeydel]

@tjb08661987 If you have to insult him, you have to at least be specific. WHO did he steal his routine from?

[jdlund]

@Akeydel, I'm pretty sure that he was talking about Mitch Hedberg. He didn't steal any jokes, but Demetri's style and delivery of jokes is really similar. It's not really stealing, plenty of comedians do that sort of thing, but Demetri kind of is Hedberg with a guitar and drawings. And minus the heroin (at least I'm guessing that Demetri isn't a drug addict). The similarity is on par with Paul Reiser's act and how it's similar to Jerry Seinfeld's, for instance.

[tjb08661987]

this guy stole his routine and style from a deceased comic, sad, f*** this guy, he is not original

[mzrealm]

@tjb08661987 Link me to the exact same script and I might believe you.

[29paintballplayer]

im 14...

[TehxStalker224]

@29paintballplayer fuck off

[noper12345]

@TehxStalker224 he must be 14 :-D

[genius3point14]

@TehxStalker224 fuck you , you dickish stupid assball

[TF141R13]

@29paintballplayer 15

[hitchcockwannabe]

@29paintballplayer fuck off

[number2kill]

@29paintballplayer im 41...

[SinisterSensei]

i like to help out at my local orphanage...ladies ;)

[dunkafunk1]

He reminds me a lot of Mitch Hedberg except more musical

[2memorable97]

he's hilarious...

ladies :)

[Pokemonboy1337]

How the fuck am I supposed to drink while watching this? Its too fucking funny!

[Chewiejds]

The beach joke gets me every time! Hahaa

[UltimateFanKohaku]

I love this video.... ladies

[stinkbra]

DAMN IT!! i wanted it to keep goin!

[LordHines420]

i liked the part about 12 year olds.

[OmarTheChamp]

What kind if Harmonica is that?

[OmarTheChamp]

What kind of Harmonica is that?

[MineCraftExperts]

He said half of those jokes in more than one act!

[ghero1123]

@MineCraftExperts probably the same tour

[brandester32]

Just saw him today. Fucking awesome.

[spudmanify]

AAActually.... u need to pepper in the phrase "in your butt" after everything you say. then when ppl ask why you do that you can say "cuz its funny... in your butt"

[FreaKyLilGrl]

he is so funny:)