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  • I love these animations. They are hilarious!!!!

  • Well, time to go to the mosque

  • the ad was more interesting than the vid... cuz it was cod

  • Welcome to Orwells 2012

  • may i ask just what the fuck this actually is?

  • Where does the TSA for so many Perverts and Pedophiles to work as airport screen and sexual assault perpsetrators- does the TSA recruit right from the PRISONS or straight from FRANCE?

  • THERE ARE NO TERRORISTS!!  It's BULLSH!T.

    Movie: "Brazil" with Robert De Niro.

    WATCH IT.

  • Yep. The terrorists won.

  • They did win! HAHAHA this is great and sooo true.

  • ugly rubbish Taiwan bitch

  • TSA= pervs???

  • This is so true! They are the criminals and terrorists!

  • The naked flight looks kinda fun though.

  • I gave the second reaction, then the first, then the second again.

  • I gave the second reaction.

  • I gave the first reaction.

  • LOL osama's secret

  • XD dont touch our junk LOLOLOLOL

  • Its not about security its about business.Companies make theses products and need to sell them.The government keeps the fear alive in people so they will comply.The security industry is one of the biggest in the new world.This is great for that business and its private profits.

  • I love how u idiots complain about this, but when planes crashed into building and thousands died ten years ago, u were the same fools that pleaded for extra security to 'protect us'. Look if they are going to have to check some people's junk to keep us safe, then damnit let them do it! It shouldnt take a cataclysmic event like 9/11 for u dumbasses to understand that terrorists will do anything to cause harm, even if it means strapping a bomb around their dicks!

  • @Rangerwhat we do need extra protection in airports but tsa is an unprofessional organization such as making people with prosthetic legs being forced to take them off in order to go through a metal detector or making this lady take out her nipple ring for the same reason. like i said we do need protection just by a professinol organisation that knows what there doing

  • @MrDullmop And what professional organization would that be, huh?

  • @Rangerwhat one we currently dont have ur right, right now we dont have a organisation like any thing like the one i described earlier but we do need to make and/or fund one becasue this tsa bullshit is ridiculous

  • @Rangerwhat How about instead you just shut the fuck up and move to North Korea, it'll be easier on the rest of us and you'll get your much wanted government abuse.

  • @hellsunicorn why do that when can get it in the usa?

  • @Rangerwhat FALSE CHOICE

    .

    The actual choice is the 100% odds of being sex-groped by an SA stranger, or the 0.000000001% odds of dying at the hands of a terrorist (about the same odds as being hit by a rock falling from space). I would rather choose the latter, then the indignity of sexual assault

    .

    You see I don't cower in fear of unlikely events. Neither should you. The truth is that you will probably die how 99.99% Americans die: heart attack, cancer, or car accident

    .

  • @Rangerwhat No, they were not the same people begging for people to touch and/or stare at their dick and ass. People like you begged for that.

  • lol old man Don't Touch Our Junk

  • nice movei

  • not to mention these things arent use in baghdad or kabul international airport and i have yet to here about a suicide bomber blowing up a plane over there. Maybe we should implement the security procedures that they're using instead.

  • This is news in Taiwan. No wonder asians are weird.

  • "OSAMA's secret"

  • this is too funny man lol

  • This confirms it - the terrorists have won.

  • @upallhours9 exactly. They created the most paranoia in history. It will never go away.

  • @upallhours9 Wow. Well said.

  • If TSA was doing a necessary and meaningful job there would be Bombs and Guns found at least on a daily basis.

    Why aren't they being found?

    BECAUSE WE ARE NOT CARRYING THEM!

    The basic and most fundamental assumption behind the TSA mandate is that we are ALL armed and dangerous...not some, or a few...but ALL of us.

    That is just simply wrong.

    It's never been true.

    I had a TSA Agent tell me that we were all (quote) "Guilty until Proven Innocent"...that is the assumption...that is their mandate.

  • @hammerogod wow...the "New USA".....China seems to be gaining freedom....jobs.....wealth....

    and "new USA" is losing it....I guess we will meet in the middle somewhere sad.

    When will the mases wake up??? it better be soon !

  • Another reason why America is a shitfuck

  • how can i make these types of videos ? any safe programs ?

  • this is funny

  • has anyone seen the conan obrien won?!?!

  • are airlines the only business that blatantly hates its customers? in every aspect of flying you are dealt with animosity.

  • @stealth082 The airlines have nothing to do with it, and have expressed concerns themselves over this issue. This is a government agency, not private corporation screening. There are enough complaints about the airlines treatment of passengers. Fortunately for them tho, this particular harassement is not a product of their involvment.

  • @furbiefan then why are you rebutting my statement? if you are dealt with harshly by tsa upon arrival,then you are dealth with rudely by your particular airline,then doesn't the statement "in every aspect of flying you are dealt with animosity" ring true? why are you splitting hairs?

  • @stealth082 I wasn't "rebutting" you. This video is about TSA screening. Your statement implies that the airlines are involved in TSA's horrid practices. I was just clarifying that the airlines have no control over this particular part of the mistreatment. I agree, airlines can be particular harsh in the treatment of passengers. I apologize for any mis-understanding.

  • THE TERRORIST HAVE WON.

  • Bin Laden won. He spent $19.95 on a few sets of boxcutters and several thousand dollars on 19 one way airline tickets. The stupid Americans spent billions on defense, thousands of young soldiers killed, and American public outraged. All for nothing. Troops leaving without any gain. America more unsafe as ever. Bush was an idiot, Obama a liar. Americans are so stupid. So stupid. Next terrorist attack wil bring America down completely. LOL.

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  • lol true that. the terrorists have won. goodbye freedoms :(

  • i was just thinking. do they have this kind of security in every country? if they dont then terrorists could take an airplane from another country then fly it to the united states and crash into a building or something like they did on 9/11. or they could just take their own airplane. a terrorist could become a pilot and then attack

  • 1:00 HAHAHAHAAAAA! XD

  • i could watch news alll day is it was all animation xD

  • as if americans thin there free , if your free you like everyone seeing your dick , you are stuck in your country unless you like everyone seeing yourself naked instead you shouldnt mind being a nudist because your clothes dont matter anymore those scanners see people naked in clear view , you become a stripper with every travel, americans should die

  • Hilarious animation!

  • Thats not real...

  • @Thingssing7272 You're very observant. :P

  • The animation video is highlighting what is happening to people in US under TSA tyranny. It is without a snigger what people will put up with in the name of War on Terrorism.

    A War on Terrorism can never be won because the declared "enemy" is just a

    concept.

    So theoretically, the War on Terrorism will go on forever or as long as people put up

    with such indignity.

    The Chinese regard "each citizen is responsible to look out for enemy, as good

    soldier should". So suspects nabbed prompt

  • What else do they want from us? Do they want to scan our brains to see what we are thinking? We are not robots...................... yet.

  • @LittleCupCakez They're in the middle of developing technology that will allow for this, actually.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK U.S.A EXCESSIVE TSA ABUSSIVE REVITIONS, WELLCOME TO TYRANNY AIRLINES :-(

  • TSA are a bunch of perverts. Sexual Deviants. Sexual predators.

  • 不要觸摸我垃圾 stop touching my junk

  • This can all be solved with special trained dogs. :/

    Why are people so narrow minded.

  • @Treckorz Think of it this way: If the Gov't hadn't done something so extreme after 9/11 to increase security in airports, people would have freaked, hardcore.

    Dogs wouldn't have been nearly enough in public opinion, so this is what the Gov't came up with. Now people are freaking out about the radiation the scanners emit, along with the fact that they think every TSA agent in the country is a rapist/pedophile pervert.

    Refer to fxtrader92's comment. There's no winning in this situation.

  • @DeathsHood

    Speak for yourself, no one's ever gonna hijack a plane again after 9/11.

    And we don't need Nazi mutts, stop speaking for the public, asshole, that's YOUR opinion and no one else's.

  • @postalmeter Pardon? That wasn't the context of my comment at all, I never SAID you needed the dogs, and there's no need to be a prick about it.

    I never implied anyone was going to hijack a plane again, I said "If the Gov't hadn't done something so extreme after 9/11 to increase security in airports, people would have freaked, hardcore."

    Which is what they did. America freaked out after 9/11, so this is how the go'v responded.

    Quit being a presumptuous asshole for no reason, it's unsightly.

  • @DeathsHood

    Quit being a clueless douchebag and it's a deal. People don't want their crotches felt up, terrorists or no terrorists; they committed no crimes and don't deserve the third degree just for the right of travel.

    Air-travel is right, regardless of what self-righteous sheep think who have zero legal training.

  • @postalmeter First of all, you KNOW who I am now, do you? Very interesting, a clairvoyant that can see from thousands of miles away, for a period of twenty full years.

    I'm aware of the fact that people don't want to b felt up. Read my previous comment before passing your self-righteous judgement.

    I've been searched so thoroughly it's almost pitiable, but I still hold no hate for the TSA because Americans failed to SPECIFY what measures they wanted placed in airports, and this is what they got.

  • @imowtflol Fuckwit? Well you're a rude one. How can giving up your right to the very party the right is meant to protect you from be helping you to retain that right??? If you want to agree to be searched, that's fine. However, if you think letting them search YOU it will make YOU safer then you're pretty dumb. Well, I am making the assumption that you aren't a terrorist, but I prefer to think better of you and assume you are dumb and not a terrorist.

  • It's very obviously NOT about safety at all, but very much about CONTROL!

    TSA= Totalitarian Scumbag Agents

    These people have the same mind set of the Nazi's who walked the Jews to the gas chamber, all the while saying to themselves, it's not my fault, I didn't give the order to gas them.

    They are vile, filthy, demented, abominable beasts!

  • @RisingOmega The TSA is enforcing these measures because of American paranoia, not because they're 'totalitarian scumbags'

    If the Gov't hadn't dome this after 9/11, the outcry for increased security would have been mythical. Now that they have done it, everybody is worried about privacy.

    All I can say is this "You asked for it by being afraid of your own shadow, now you have to live with it" It's that simple.

  • @DeathsHood

    "I" did not ask for it, nor am I afraid of my shadow or terrorists. The biggest terrorist in the world is the U.S. government. This has nothing what so ever to do with security, but EVERYTHING to do with CONTROL! Good day.

  • @RisingOmega You are but one of more than 300 million Americans. You were smart enough to not shit yourself and demand invasive security procedures to keep your skies 'safe', they were not.

    It has nothing at all to do with control. Good day.

  • @DeathsHood

    It's about nothing but control, and getting the little sheeple use to a police state. Good day.

  • @RisingOmega Prove it and I may believe you, because, at the moment, the 'sheeple' are fucking pissed off about everything the governments doing. That's not exactly 'getting used to a police state'.

  • @DeathsHood Invoke an internal and external threat. Secret prisons where torture takes place. Develop a paramilitary force. Surveil ordinary citizens. Infiltrate citizen groups. Detain and release ordinary citizens. Target key individuals. Restrict the press. Recast criticism as espionage and treason. Subvert the rule of law. Subvert government structures to install fascist authoritarian power.

    We have done or are doing every one of these and more.

  • That's not getting the sheeple used to a police state, that's turning into one, which I never denied.

    Getting people used to it would imply slower, carefully planned measures that people gradually forget are different from normal life.

    This is like going from using a .22 pistol, to a 50AE.

    The Gov't is just trying to make themselves more powerful. In doing so, they're actually LOSING control because the people are getting pissed off. When they lose control, there's going to be another civil war.

  • @DeathsHood ,

    True enough.

  • TSA is a Zionist invention. they are the profiteers of this endless sufferings of average Americans at the airport. but we are blaming the wrong people who follow orders. this is another trick by Zionists I believe for people to shift anger on wrong people. It's like blaming the soldiers and not the bankers and defense contractors.

  • “Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.” John Lennon

  • @MrBloograss -- If that granny has a bomb under her fake ass, or prosthetic boob, I'm sure you'd be whistling a different tune. The outrage is the number of grown adults who act like CHILDREN at the airports going through security. It's a freaking PAT-DOWN PEOPLE! If you're not prepared for airport security, you really don't belong in an airplane in the first place. SWIM to your next destination!

  • THis has literally nothing to do with terrorists have you realized yet that Michael chertoff former department of homeland security is invested in the companies that produce the TSA body scanners. This is about getting dumb americans to be so afraid of "towels on the head" that they will pay to be inappropriately touched, radiated in body scanners, and dehumanized. Al Qaeda was created by the CIA and British MI5. THe Libyan rebels who America and NATO now support are AL Qaeda. Fuck TSA!!!!!!

  • @jdmsaintclair

    FINALLY! Someone who gets it. Shhhhh, don't let the rest of the "sheeple" in on the "dirty little secret."

  • Are they gonna fondle my junk?

  • THESAIUDOWN

  • WTF...............-_-

  • LOL

  • The terrorists have won? Could not have been worded better. The TSA won't hesitate to pat down a 90 year old or a 2 year old, but God forBID they touch an Arab in their traditional garb.

  • Love the OSamas Secret explosive lingerie!

  • This shit should be banned. But now we need x rays. /watch?v=ZBbAmSVii9s

  • TSA is perform as Osama wanted them to.

    If you are a TSA employee, you are no better than a terrorist enrolled in Al Qaeda.

  • the terrorists have won...it's obvious

  • Don't Touch our Junk!!! ROFL!!

  • what the fuck!!!!! hahaha!

  • war on terror is a racket. Keep Bombing them so you can keep your profit margine up. Sell the bombs, sell the drugs for the troops, sell the scanmers, sell, sell, sell the TERROR and the working class tax payer carries ALL the load

  • hahaha terriosts wat a load of shit.

  • Just get your cock hard before you go through the body scanner. Then we won't worry about terrorist bombing us, and your penis won't look small!

  • @USAdude30 You just gotta fight back, honey, tha'ts the key. Threaten to call your lawyer and get the sued for child molestation (because there are undoubtedly many kids coming through there), and they may stop and let you on with no grope, or only half a grope.

  • @Mirani2 -- Good luck with winning a classic FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT in any court in the US with that one. Any sane judge would laugh you straight out of court trying to prove TSA was 'groping', when they are simply doing their job. Sounds like those whiners who are upset about airport security need to learn how to behave like GROWN UPS, and save their petty complaints for someone who cares about such NONSENSE.

    GROW THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE!

  • @ColonPal i bet you ASK for the rectal probe, like the grown up you are. better yet, i bet you have your whole family felt up as a group x-mas gift.

  • @Irondog420 -- Rectal probe? I think you're smoking too much weed and getting airport security mixed up with your alien abduction fantasies. Ask your mom about the anal probe and maybe she can tell you where you came from...LOL

    I do think it's best though, for idiots like you to stay FAR AWAY from airports, it really is for adults only and people who can be searched without acting like juvenile's pretending to be 'felt up'.

  • @USAdude30 I may buy a high-definition spy camera or small camera so I can attach it to my hat or shirt as they grope me- or put it on a hat and put the hat to the side so they can camera me as they do their dirty deed

  • @USAdude30 Awesome! I will check it out. I will tell you all how my TSA experience goes when I board the plane, because I know I'll have one. (an experience)

  • @USAdude30 I will find out all about who is in the TSA- I may be going to Italy this summer.

  • 365 people like to pat down and grope trannies

  • I wonder why the 2 computer AI women, 1:06 minutes in, are shown wearing clothes, instead of being nude (to represent the pat downs), or even shown through full-body scans (to represent, well, you know)?

    Hmmm, is it cuz both are invasive, even if only AI's? LOL

  • LMAO! Fucking awesome.

  • what is up with chinks language in here?????!!!

  • CRUSH the corporate tyranny. Forget paying taxes, tickets, citations or any other fictitious instruments of debt. Every dollar of paper currency you spend creates a dollar of debt. Conclusion? More debt than currency. Inevitable economic collapse.

  • @mark32811 You are right, think about this :God never made money Satan did through man, and Satan is gong to have a fall. God is loving, kind,and forgiving, and not giving evil for evil showing mercy to thousandths, and when we have him in us we will be the same giving to whoever asks even as a fruit tree gives its fruit. In the Lords prayer it says forgive us our debts even as we forgive our debtors. Forgive our debtors adopting the giving spirit off God, and the debt will go to zero fast.

  • Concrete Into Dust, 9/11, The Demolition Job.

  • Call TX Governor Rick Perry at 512 463 2000 to let him know you support HB 41 and SB 29, a bill which criminalizes touching of genitals without probable cause as a condition for travel. There is majority support in the House AND Senate, and the only thing holding this legislation back is Perry, who must add the legislation to the special session agenda for it to be considered. Just say you're from TX. If passed in TX, this legislation will give the green light for your state to do the same.

  • Everyone viewing: Do you realize the massive logic FAIL in the supposed non sexual nature of same sex patdowns when our society is increasingly becoming very open about gays?

  • @PtAltmVansanTarr We should be open about zoosexuals too. They do not war.They just like a different kind of sex,and do not persecute anyone. They are human too. Only the human animal would think about the God given sexual organ as being junk. Being totally nude would be natural.

  • Bs u Japanese shitheads no nothing about our airline/airport security do shut up!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @02kranky wat are u talking about that was all true info... sad that ur not aware..!!!! sheep

    

  • @02kranky Um, I guess your dumb ass has not flown since this new law was just put in place, so please do shut the fuck up. If you don't mind giving up your 4th amendment by being forced to a search at the airport, then please do America a favor and give up your 1st amendment. These losers only stop hot women/men/children to touch there butt/boobs/penis/vagina. I just flew and an Arab got on with no problem, but they felt up a kid and his dad. It's bullshit and so are you.

  • This is more than terrorist.. TSA=Terrorist Secret Agent..

  • So now everyone is suspect? I miss the good old days when only Arabs got searched. lol. It's a joke, calm down!

  • Before I boarded my flight from SFO-TPE-SIN, I was ordered to go through the scanner at SFO. I had the option to refuse the scanner and do a compulsory pat-down instead. I chose the pat-down because the scanner is too bio-hazardous.

  • You can die Muslimsvsjews TSA is not made of black overweight people you belong with all the other idiots

  • This is all bullshit. TSA does not take you and dream of having sex!

  • The terrorists are winning... cause the terrorists are the government. I know I'm never going to fly until this shit turns over.

  • They Are Purposely Hiring The Dumb Shits In Certain areas Where They Purposely Increase Flouride In water Soo When an Aplicant For TSA job Is From A Certain Zip-Code Then They Have A higher Chance Of Getting The Job On The account Of Them Beeing Brainless Shit Bags.

    Most TSA workers Are Over Weight Handicap Fools Or Foriegners, Too Many are Blacks from Streets Or Poor Areas. Many Are From New Orleans Who Were spread Out All Over America, They Destroyed N.O To Have These Balcks All OVer For TSA!

  • @MuslimsVsJews Wtf are you talking about?

  • @Obsidian182 Hahahaaaa Go Back Sleep Bro, Have no Time to Waste On stupid Sheeples...

    /user/ZionistJewsDid911

    If You Are A Chinese Or Orient Then Know This All Those Earth Quakes And Cyclones In Your Country are American Israeli Givven, Go Search The Net On HAARP. Wake Up Bro

  • To young people who question authority reasonably, I commend you!

    But, let us inform you, your indoctrinated to believe many programmed lies! For example, claiming U.S. Constitutional Rights, which your taught in Public Schools, which you don't legally have a right to claim!!!

    If you don't believe this read the Four Freedoms (pages 13-15) on the document's page via the web site seagov dot info.

    Afterwards, then tell me what U.S. Constitutional Rights you can legally claim?

  • @iseaking Are you a troll, you seem to be repeating the same thing on other sites. Americans have rights it called the 4th Amendment, which is the bill of rights and guards against unreasonable searches and seizures.

    The American constitution is not a indoctrinated lie, it is the best document written for FREEDOM and human rights.

  • you know how they make you put your arms up when you are in the full body scanner?

    I would just put my arms up, turn my wrists, smile, and give them the finger.

    ...Just to see what happens :D

  • Every single day of my life I'm glad I don't have to live in America.

    The US have become a fascist military regime and I believe in a few years it will either become a full front dictatorship, OR you lazy, fat, brainwashed tools get your asses up and start a revolution!

    Your choice.

    I know I will fight to the death before I let this happen in my home and let these fascists terrorize me and my family!

    DEATH TO AMERICA!

  • @megatroll Wtf? death to America? what are you Al-Qaida or something?

  • @knikt02

    Surprise for you kid:

    Al-Qaida is nothing but a scam financed by your own fascist government that was supposed to keep the Russian away from the oil you violently harvested during the last 10 years and now acts as a scapegoat for the occasional "terrorist attack" to scare and brainwash you.

    While in reality the entire world hates America.

    You don't deserve any better than this military regime, because you just sit there and let it all happen like the mindless sheep you are. Good luck.

  • @megatroll well, newsflash, I'm not American. And I've heard about these theorys about Al-Qaida before, and i seriously doubt them. If you are gonna call bullsh*t than have some proof.

  • @knikt02

    See? This is where the brainwash comes into play.

    YOU automatically declare it as "theories", because it is not what you get served by the manipulated mainstream media, while in reality there is plenty of proof, even confirmation from CIA about their affiliation with them. But it doesn't matter, since you will always refuse to accept the truth.

    This is called "brainwash" my son. :)

  • @megatroll well, whatever, maybe Al-Qaeda is fictional or a tool for the government. That wasn't the point. Death to America is not something someone from the outside should say just because of how the government acts. America isn't just a government. And brainwash? hardly, just uninformed. And I really don't care much for these topics, I just used it as an example to point out the stupidity of saying stuff like "death to America". Really shows your arrogance and narrow-mindedness.

  • Had this been in English the video would have taken about five minutes. Asians can say a whole sentence in like one word. Lucky bastards!

  • TSA=

    1)Terrorists Searching Americans

    2) Touching Some Ass

    3)Thousands of Sexual Assaults

    4)Terrorizing Simple Americans

    5) Too Seduce Americans

    6) etc.

  • @TwinVR4 You forgot:

    Testicle

    Squeezing

    Assholes

    Thumbing

    Someones

    Anus

    

  • thats what it feels like... :/

  • Boycott these perverted bastards.

  • @shadomst

    America's Private Air Charter Services are here to provide Secure, Safe and Islam-Free Airspace.

    We don't offend our guests with Invasive Searches.

    We have no Cockpit Barricades. We Profile for Safety.

    As Private Carriers, We Decide Who Flies.

    As Pilot in Command, I Decide Who Doesn't !

    Travel Safe and Stress-Free. Fly America's Charter Air Services.

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  • @massarde9591 you got it right the first time XD im seriously starting to lose more and more faith in this country. i just know some smartass is going to give me the "if you dont like it leave" speech. yeah well,thats alot easier said than done..

  • @kageroninja

    Dude i think they are more than right.

    I didn't accept be humiliated in my own country, I worked hard to try be someone, to be honestly dont stole from anyone dont traffic or kill. Do you know what i got for this? discrimination, no job and no opportunity be beaten by the police.

    So i pack my bag and today i am very very happy to live in London. Amazing country with good people. If have a war today i will fight for England and i would be happy to die for this country.

  • @massarde9591 I am not saying England is the perfect country in the world. They have a lot of problem but is far away better for me than was in Brazil.

    In Brazil we say, father is not who make the baby but who creates the baby, give education, love, respect. I dont know if this have mean for you but i feel in the same way for a country. my country is not where i born but where i got opportunity and respect.

    peace.

  • OMG all you freaking have to do is hand out free bacon to keep away the terrorists 0_0 is it that hard?!

  • @Chr0maticAttack HAHA, the TSA can easily stop terrorists from getting on planes, all this over-the-top security shit is pointless. All the TSA agent has to do is make them eat a piece of bacon. If they refuse, they're terrorist. HAHAH

  • Okay, okay. I'm sorry, but three things.

    1. As much as I dislike how we're becoming the United Socialist States of America, I really, really don't think 9/11 was a conspiracy of any kind. Yeah, we have a scary, big government, but they do just fine by using biased media.

    2. Radiation is not light. Light is radiation. But radiation are waves of energy, not beams of light.

    3. Full-body scanners are against the 4th Amendment of the US Constitution. This is a fact.