Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio

[strictlyformyninja]

He ages VERY VERY well.

[MegaJK47]

MIYAGI!!! FIRST YOU SEE FATHER...THAN YOU SEE ME!!!

[HancockYo]

Ralph is a national treasure

[WackyFunkMunster]

whats that song they're playing when hes running?

[Mayb123]

@WackyFunkMunster Wake Up - The Arcade Fire

From the album Funeral

[123456heho]

loool 'BONSAI, MUTHAFUKER!'

[horsesrock609]

``i don`t know if this is a real video but i admit it is stupid and funny but we all know he is nice sweet sensitive but if he did this i dont`t know what to say but i would like to know if this is real movie or fake???

[redcoat108]

He was in his twenties when he played in karate kid. 

[BuRgLaR187]

I would pay good money to see this on film

[FatalisedDJ]

is this a real movie or not..... cause i want to see this very badly

[DickieAnginson]

In People magazine's "Sexiest Man of 2011" (Bradley Cooper) - Ralph made the list of sexy men in their FIFTIES. Unbelievable. He looks 25.

[cait72590]

Ugh, I would not mind having Ralph's problem...I'm 21 years old and I already feel my face aging :(

[cait72590]

LMAO at 3:50

[Hitomi246123]

lol Ralph definitely stayed gold in these past 30 years. (KARATE KID & THE OUTSDERS FTW!)

[123Rockchild]

Ralph Macchio is ADORABLE! Why isn't he on TV in front of the cameras!

[djgarwood2016]

he sso fucking hawt

[ballet953]

.....but what if he did do that. then in like 5years all of the johnny lovers (me) and karate kid lovers (me also) we will be like where is the Ralph Macchio we used to know.

[ballet953]

to ppl who dont know what this was made for this is why.....aparently producers and directors wharent in the right mind wouldnt hire or cast Ralph Macchio in any movies because he wouldnt do any drugs,prostitutes,so on and so forth. like the bad shit we see in movies. these dumb-ass ppl wouldnt hire him cuz he was too nice and sweet and sensitive. like the johnny<3 we all know or the karate kid. so this movie was made to supposable save his career. its funny i admit but its stupid....

[fuckingfucker42]

@ballet953 wow. I bet you tell jokes and then feel the need to explain every last detail, even when someone is saying "yeah i get it"

[1991araaron]

HAHAHA 

[gogetaX50]

Bar Guy: Hey Chachi!

Ralph:I'm not Chachi Mother F*cker!

Another Bar Guy:Hey it's the Karate Kid!Hey man do that Crane Sh*t!

Ralph:*Does Crane position*

Bar Guy:C'Mon Mercy is for the Weak!

Ralph:*POW!*

Girl:Oh my god he kicked Steve!

Ralph:Oh shoot!Gotta get out of here!

[phase909]

lol. Fantastic.. Original Karate Kid all the way!! Stay Gold... lol

[monkeyjoe70]

coming soon??WHEN???

[gogetaX50]

Bonsai Mother F*cker!

[pungrmn]

i kinda want to meet ralph macchio now.

[Amyissoawesomelike]

I would SO see this if it were a movie! OMG!

[OTremblay]

The Christian Bale part was funny as hell

[AlwaysStayGold243]

Laughed the whole time!! Love you Ralph!!!!

[lewisjacksonv]

3:15 I gotta get out of here.. Danny you had no choice! .. TKKp3

[BarbVValters]

This is fantastic. How come I haven't seen your videos before? Ralph helped me fall in love with Elizabeth Shue.

[SovereignStudios]

@Freevo66 Thank you very much! Much appreciated. :)

xxx

[scoobyroo06]

that was great and Ralph looks like hes 30 fuck he looks good.

[keeno06]

Happy 50th Birthday Ralph

[Yalf111]

"A powerful never coming of age story."

[Naverpace]

Lol at the gay dummy.

[mrreeg]

Molly Ringwold looks very young too.

[DickieAnginson]

Ralph, don't ever turn 18!

[SovereignStudios]

Anyone know what the song that starts at 1:35 is? I'd really appreciate it! Thanks!

xxx

[Freevo86]

@SovereignStudios it's Fake Empire from The National

[DesertEagle101]

whats the last song played in this?

[SheriffBaz]

@DesertEagle101 Arcade Fire - Wake Up.

[DesertEagle101]

@SheriffBaz literally i love you. heard this 5 years ago at work, but left before i could ask the manager wat the song was. its literally been stuck in my head for 5 years!!!

[imgoldnow]

On my birthday? Srsly? XD

[SarahNicholeox]

I would Pay to See This....

[misspoetrynmotion]

I cried laughing, this is so funny,,,,,

[123Rockchild]

I wish Ralph Macchio would get himself on television.

He wet my appetite on Dancing With The Stars!



[nsmbw]

??

[lifeisgood1013]

The woman playing Ralph's wife is a MILF.

[ralphmacchiosfan]

LOVE HIM

[Brooklyn13Paige]

Loveee Ralph Macchio!!!(:

[chewabacha]

He's still got that crane kick!

[Bluedrink93]

Hilarious. I love the 'he's heartbreakingly nice' part xD It's so sweet when he does a happy cocaine face in the table xDD Too much

[jeremiahsherrill]

Pretty sure he played the character Johnny and not Pony Boy Curtis

[xCuteCharmz]

@jeremiahsherrill They were saying the quote Johnny said

[xXrokrgrlXx]

@jeremiahsherrill Yeah, but he SAID the stay gold line

[leefunkeylocks24]

jose you wana start? LMAO

[bereal0rbegone]

thumbs up for 3 6 mafia!

[bereal0rbegone]

can't believe he still looks like same as he did when he was 17. :o sexy man! Does he have any sons? ;)

[ybet0ula2]

@bereal0rbegone yeah.and his name is daniel :)

[PharaohDaniyal]

@bereal0rbegone Yeah, one was in the video.

[3912James]

It's cool that he can poke fun at himself.

[Kilowarning2]

Lol that Colin Farell sex tape was god awful.

[xiLoVeMuSiCxxx]

Hey there Johnnycakes

[Mrsponyboycurtis100]

ralph is stilll hottt!!♥

[MrRiggyRiggs]

love this, just awesome

[kfki]

first time i ever heard him swear mother fucker!!!

[JaySiow007]

Bonzai Mother Fucker...

LOL

[730Teresa730]

My best friend is obsessed with Ralph Macchio and we both love this video

[tryandlisten]

LOL Now this is fuckin funny

[thewinterbeach]

...........

[jayturk323]

Bonzi mother fucker.

[balser77]

Bonsai motherfucker!!

[redneckracehorse01]

This is just too awesome!

[Beanabear122]

I would go see this - i'm not gunna lie.

[MrAndrzej24]

I'm not Chachi motherfucker

[raskin]

ser aburrido no es tan divertido

[DeltaTuts]

@raskin es no aburrido, muy comica

[123Rockchild]

Why isn't Ralph doing something IN FRONT of the camera so his fans can see him? We miss him!

[MattSmithIsAwesome]

OMG!! At 0:15, i bawled! not even kidding! I break down into hystreics for EVERYTHING! But still! OMG! i even cried during the book! dude! I laughed for the rest though! xD

[ybet0ula]

i didnt get this...why he did that??

[fruitypebblesxox]

@yost2011 he was quoting the line word for word that johnny said. which is, "stay gold, ponyboy." he wasn't saying ralph was ponyboy.

[SavageInsight]

@fruitypebblesxox What's a ponyboy? (No don't answer that)

[730Teresa730]

@SavageInsight THE OUTSIDERS! LOL! PONYBOY IS THE MAIN CHARACTER AND SO CUTE! LOL!

[dougfunny92]

Wow, perfect crane kick!! O.O

[KimmieKiTTie92]

i feel bad for him haha

[SaraWillsonMusic]

stay gold ponyboy T.T i cried so much!

[rageneffect]

is it weird that his voice was lower back then! this was a good short! haha

[DonnaLovesTJ]

I So want this to be a real movie. AWESOME !!! Love you Macchio XxX

[killtoastdaily]

hes 49 and he could pull off 30

[whitlol]

fuck you woll smoth

[yost2011]

uh, he played Johnny not Ponyboy,so scream out of your window when you get your facts straight

[news1968]

Come back when you turn 18-lol.

[DrewIsARealBoy]

LOLS at the Where the Wild Things Are Music playing for this trailor

[TrishaDishaWarEagle]

I am engaged in illicit behavior, and I prefer not to be photographed!!

[GreaserGurlPower]

this needs to be a damn movie!

[darkninjask2]

I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD

[DafodilNGlore]

This might sound random... Although this video is funny, it's true that Macchio's boyish looks and kind nature has restricted his later career no doubt. I pray to GOD that no one would EVER be stupid enough to re-make The Godfather... But if there ever came a time when it was possible (which seems like never seeing as the movie is practically timeless), If Macchio was up to it, and truly put every last bit of his soul into it, he could reprise the role in the modern remake as Michael Corleone..

[bIoodypingu]

The song at the beginning is the end of "birth and death of the day" by Explosions in the sky if anyones wondering.

[crappymeal]

gonna b epic

[mrfat1121]

How does this funny ass video have only 280,000 views and that horrible justin beiber vist the dentist video have 35 million?

[OnlyTy91]

@mrfat1121 Probably because more people looked for it in the search-bar, and clicked on the link to the video. In 'youtube' terms, that usually means that someone 'viewed it'. Mind you, I'm not a professional, but if I had to be so bold as to guess; I'd say that's why Justin Bieber's dentist visit video has more views.

[ThisIsAnnieHere]

.....i thought his wife was his mom, and that teenage kid was his fran from school.

[ketosjewelryhuntress]

I have to say I have added this to my FB and favorites on YouTube. OUTSTANDING! The 80's were great. What a flashback! He still looks awesome. I'd go see this movie and pay three times as much for the refreshments!

[merzhin]

Hey, he looks like someone of 27 years old!

[123Rockchild]

It is so worth watching this video over and over again.

I love it.

We want MORE of Ralph Macchio!

[sumadorgen]

The mailman? LMAO!

[lilcholoadventues]

racist why does the jose have to be the gardener cuz he mexican

[TAMYCRON]

June Diane Raphael is fucking hot.

[MrRiggyRiggs]

best skit funny or die made, hands down!

[iancon1]

Is anyone thinking that Ralph is actually still a really good actor

[nba1341]

Thumbs up if you recognized the guy from "Blank Check"!

[AussieRaver1996]

I just finished watching The outsiders, felt sadder watching the death of Johhny Cade, then reading about it =(((

[Robito555]

What is the song at 3:40 ! everyone wants to know

[MrsPippinBaggins]

He needs to start getting the roles that Jason Bateman and Tom Hanks go for... he could do really well!

[chrstw71]

What is the name of the song that starts playing at 3:41

[coolerow]

@chrstw71 Arcade Fire - Wake Up

an unbelievable song :D

[jaxyhale]

They got arrested for drug problems, alcoholics.. they were brilliant.. lol funny

[CitySkin09]

I wanna shag the boobies off of Molly Ringwald...

[brookeemlock97]

I would totally go to see this

[123Rockchild]

"I don't want you to have a good day! Have a BAD DAY!"

You just gotta love Ralph Macchio. He's hilarious.

[DawnDP26]

JOHNNY FROM THE OUTSIDERS!!!!!!! I LOVE U!!!!!

[blitzofmanchester]

this actually has to be made into a real film lool

[LemonTree224]

EPIC VIDEO

[rsdestroy]

When he looks into the new karate kid poster at the bus stop at 3:51...we know Ralph...we know...

[jasco1070]

"Wax on, Fu*k off" LOL Oh man that was awesome and it showed me how cool Ralph Macchio actually is for having fun with it all. From the "Pony Boy" comment to - LOL - I'm not Chachi Mother F*****" hahaha Ralph, if you actually view any of this, you certainly refreshed a fan :)

Thanks for the awesome production funny or DIE!

[iselin90]

IM 48

[cantdecidelol]

THE OUTSIDERS MUUH FUGGGAHHHHSS

[Baiyka]

Who was that hot boy? Was it his son? Mmmm. He's nice.

[BrianSmithNow]

Cool vid. Though I think it has more to do with the type of scripts out there and what our culture responds to. There's tons of talent and familiar faces who can make "comebacks," but people are so focused on the reality shows.

[TheAbcdefg4u]

thumss up if youu wouLd makee a sex tapee with ralph anytimee (:

[123Rockchild]

@TheAbcdefg4u

I hate to admit it, but I think I would. Is that bad?

[TheAbcdefg4u]

@123Rockchild

nooo not too mee , ahaa :D

[SexabIe]

OMG he kicked Steve!

[animechic420]

Hooker: Come back when you're 18

Ralph: I'M 48 YEARS OLD!

[DJ88hairMetal]

I cannot stop watching this video. Hilarious.

[123Rockchild]

Wow....Ralph Macchio can act and be funny. Just Love this video. I can watch it over and over again. "I want you to have a bad day!" lol

[Sugarplum241]

LMFAO this is so funny l0l00l0l when hes trying to get his leg up like jaden smith! awh! lol

[AvEryBadApPLe]

3:32 damn, i thought they only wanted to exclude todd bridges.

[GroovyHippie95]

This is freaking amazing XDD

[TheAbcdefg4u]

0:08

SEXY !

[musiclover3928]

Hahaha! "hey man, do that Crane shit? SMACKK!!!!" LOL. This is beyond funny :)

[ihavesexforhappymeal]

Outstanding!

[WakeEntry]

Anything that wins at a Hoboken or Seacaucus film fest must be a winner. Those are such classy places.

[cait72590]

@WakeEntry LMAO HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[UGGbootsAndiPhones]

he still talks the same</3

[123Rockchild]

I have fallen in LOVE with Ralph Macchio!

So adorable, but very funny in this video!

What a great idea. Let's see more Ralph!

[Jiggaman3317]

This shit is funny as fuck!!!!!

[UGGbootsAndiPhones]

hahahaha this made me laugh so hard!!(x and whos that at 0:58???

[zackfair73195]

I'm sad to admit that I wish this was a real movie.

[shutupandlistenplz]

shit i wanna kill his wife. am i the only one?

[shutupandlistenplz]

0:18--stay gold ponyboy, stay... gold... i still cry at that lol

[michaeljfoxkid]

"Why don't you come back when your eighteen?"

"Goddammit! You know I'm forty-eight years old!"

I laughed so hard. Classic. I wish they'd make this into a real movie.

[LegionIscariot]

I want you off the fcking set, you prick!

Don’t just be sorry. Think for one fcking second. What the fck are you doing? Are you a professional or not?

Am I gonna fcking rip your lights down in the middle of the scene? Then why the fck are you walking right through "duh duh duh duh dum".

[The2Crazychix]

I dont want you to have a nice day!

Have a bad day!

god i love this guy(:

[Maxamillion300]

whats the song at the end?

[123Rockchild]

I miss watching Ralph dancing. He was so great.

What a great guy. And this movie clip is hilarious!

Ralph does comedy very well.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

I am surprised he could to the crane kick still way to go maccio.

[lmfpmj]

He does look really young!

[JrodLuvn]

I can watch the prostitute part over and over! "Im 48 years old!"

[Joelomite]

Now WHY couldn't he have acted like this towards Terry Silver in Karate Kid 3 instead of the wussbag he played???

I would've loved to hear him tell Silver, Barnes and Kreese: "Fuck off you Cobra Kuntbags! I'm gonna cut that cobra head off and shove it up your monkey asses at the tournament!!!"

[cupcakes43210]

Wait when the guy says, "hey chachi"

is he mistaking him for scott baio on happy days?

lmao.

[TheAnabanana12]

hahahahah "stay gold ponyboy!!" "you know he wasent beining nice to you".

[Srceodizno2142]

I can not wait for this to come out......

[rawfflecakes]

ahahahaha they should really make this!!!!

[123Rockchild]

Ralph Macchio is one HOTT dude.

Very adorable!

[titi235689]

Heyy, Hes Also On Thee Outsiders Ass Johnny Cade He Cuteee!

[PendulumDnB777]

Lol thumbs up if you know what stay gold means!!;)

[cupcakes43210]

@PendulumDnB777 I'm pretty sure everyone watching this does. lmao.

[Faulkner18FTW]

@PendulumDnB777 For once, I can agree with you... I never get half the shit people say, but this one I do! THANK YOU :P

Ponyboy.

[montebellogurrll]

@PendulumDnB777 what does it mean?

[HancockYo]

Ralph is pure gold

[cars300sl]

song name at 3:40????

[hildaelisa]

@cars300sl "Wake Up" by Arcade Fire :)

[heavensgate7337]

nice. whats the name of the theme at 3:00