CHAI: Lviv Vlog!

[pudgypaggins69]

Wow you have some rude friends with you...sort of disappointing.

[madeye0]

Katja was right, you were acting kinda douchey.

[crashus3]

incredible :) you in my native country is sooo cool

[700charlott]

it's pronounced Lwów

do U know history of this city? It's very sad

for example Orlęta Lwowskie

[brittklein13]

The kitten was so cute. <3. Bye.

[geekforlifevandc]

theres a better place to view lviv 360 called shevchenka hay i think

[HahYourFunnyNot]

Theres no point in going to Lviv if you don't go to Kryivka which is in market square 02:15 . The food is amazing, the staff was friendly and everything about it is perfect!!! If you ever go to Lviv again I suggest you stop by Kryivka.

[wildhutsulstravels]

I suppose, you were in Lviv in Saturday or Sunday, do you? Saturday and Sunday are traditional wedding days in Ukraine, that’s why you met so many brides.

[ShifterTJC]

I wanna see more of that kitten :o

[spamjaffo]

Niko Bellic's wardrobe at 9m52s

[carrotsandnutella]

Ukraine looks so clean!

[ukrndancer]

I also found the Lviv was more "Ukrainian" then some of the other parts of ukraine like keiv and oddessa which i found to have a much stronger russian influence.

[ukrndancer]

Also thanks for sharing you trip to Ukraine with us. makes me miss it so much :)



[ukrndancer]

Lviv was my favorite city in Ukraine when i went there with my Ukrainian dance group.

[Eldwinn]

vodkaaa lol

[DontonioCandiago]

I thought only Costco had douches in bulk?...

[akozlenok]

cat <3: hahah кссс кссс ксссс

[superneeg]

i always just called a group of douches a "gaggle," like with geese. it just sounds right.

[threepeice]

REEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWWW­W ROOOOOOO ROWWWWWWWWW ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[ZOMGitsDouchebag]

We 'Flock'. Like that eightys band.

[TheNegaHero]

A gaggle of Douches. Done.

[aman2060]

you need an iphone!

[HypsterBitch]

11:31 I'll never know what the beer tasted like.

[hellacool729]

a flow of douches :P

[DamnedEyez]

3:40 that makes me want to go play Assassin's Creed.

[Elinoriastrasza]

the first thing that i thought when i saw dodger: shit she got into a fight. that is badass.

[eddoriordan99]

still look so beautiful

Tá sí go hálainn nach féidir leat a mheaitseáil sí áilleacht

[McCoolio711]

@eddoriordan99 11 years of irish and I can only just understand this lol. UP DE RA!!!.....jk

[arkhamisland]

Aw where's the hot black haired chick, she was cute.

[malaon87]

it would be pretty awesome if that balloon dude floats away with the wind and the music playing in the background

[psychotik009]

Being Canadian, I enjoy douche canoe. It's usually reserved for one person, but it could work for a group of douches.

[xAlizarin]

@psychotik009 ahhh, the good old duche canoe. Canada ftw!

[terribletimoffy]

<3

[fakeadam19]

I believe Douche is the plural as well as the singular.

"A bundle of douche"

[illlTubeYou]

STUPID SUB BOX! why am i only seeing this video now :(

[KatsuhonoProduction]

That might sound stupid (rather pathetic ? ) but dang I missed you Dodger ! Nice to see you again :D

[Brownsational]

Great video Dodger! It was like you were zapped back in time!!

Thank you for sharing! =))

[lalarsen11]

its sad that we never get to see Dodger in vlogs because shes always behind the camera :(

[SimaanFreeloader]

The word vodka actually means "little water" in Slavic.

[sufilix]

HELP ME!!!!! (five exclamation marks) Remember the ep where dodge had to wear weird ears in the dessert and she couldn't hear anything? For what vid?

Remeber dodge had this make up where she was all beat up? For what vid?

HELP!!!!!

[yelims117]

I always thought a pack of douches was called Jersey shore lol

[coregoon]

05:42 "So something kinda funny is that all over the place you will see brides getting their pictures taken with the groom, uh, all over Lviv. And so, when we got there and we saw the first bride, I can't remember who it was, I think it was Ben..."

I'm sure he made a beautiful bride Dodger. Too bad you didn't get any footage of it.

[SimplyAaron91]

Is it bad that I smiled the most at the part with the kitten? I mean come on, you can't be any cuter than a kitten, that's illegal!

[coregoon]

Also, damn you youtube for not letting me Like or comment on videos until now. *shakes fist old-man style*

[coregoon]

It's a bag of douches. :P

[brenjunior]

dodger with pimples <3

[TempestaRiggs]

Lol, "Douchogdemy", Now that's good shit {:-D

[pownmummy15]

we do realize how hot you are dodger!...trust me we do.

[tatetalk]

you don't look so well :3 how you feel better

[shikamak]

Looked like she got socked in her left eye. Hope the men aren't too rough over there.

[kurdth1]

make a video of your class on slang plz !!!!!! ty

[kurdth1]

jet lag???? saggy eyes

[olimanrules]

@kurdth1 I hope she doesn't have the Contagion!

[thebeardlessman]

When you were walking in the cave of wonders, and everyone was looking at you strangely, it felt real life assassins creed....

[mahligros2]

That kitty looks like a norwegian forrest =0

[ahmakki]

aw.. looks like Helsinki.. or like any eauropean city/town

[goremini181]

my friends dad was a manager of this company and there was a division in Ukraine that wasn't doing what they were supposed to be so he went over to sort it out. when he got there he got a phone call saying leave this country or you will die. The Mafia there are so hilarious.

[Vain4223]

Douches tend to be simple, so a gathering of them should be so as well.

A bunch of douches.

Yeah.

[weirdmusician]

i liked the music, :)

[Dyp100]

Ah man, I missed watching your videos. D:

Dude, there is a like a small community of Ukraines in my area and they're all so nice, it's cool.

[podgeccfcwolves]

the last scene were it was really quite and dead looked like a real life "Left 4 Dead" just before the zombies come out... XP

[zowxon]

A limp of douches.

[Feydakin8]

Wow that was awesome! I love seeing candid stuff like this from foreign countries... although it makes me jealous because I want to go! 8D

How big was that freaking bug that got you?! He wasn't effing around!

[Critfaced]

Hey dodger. I love your show very much. I'm going to navy bootcamp tomorrow so you better make a ton of shows before I get back. K love you. Bye

[JaydenCrowe]

dodger is gorgeous and i don't want to knock on that at all...but what's goin on with her face, she looks like someone kicked her ass.

[PenguinHunter17]

dodger you been fighting ninja robots and internet trolls again?

[jobelaque]

Dodger needs to watch a Tobyturner video and sneeze.

[789123456789]

Why do you have a bruise on your face?

WHO DID THIS!!!

[jobelaque]

it looks like the golden guy gave you the golden eye.

Didn't like the chai tea, so I went with some good earth green tea instead. it's my new favorite tea.

Lviv looks like a really nice place to be. that tower looks like the one from In Bruges.

[warmishspace]

i was so sure i was going to see a cosplayer.

just had a feeling *sigh*

[nadinstrange]

A schadenfreude of douches.

[Agnotio]

A group of douches. That's pretty simple.

[nickwhesker]

This was a very good video, Dodger! I liked seeing the part with the Opera in the street. It was good to see a bunch of people together who aren't protesting something. If you are in France at all on your trip back, please fim that! Thanks!

[andyhowzer]

Was the Matt you met the same matt who knew you?

[MrMoko777]

That kitty looks like my cat

[khann015]

I dislike chai but I like your vlogs!

[TheBrimstone26]

a blob of douches

[AlexLloydPowell]

douche pack!

urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=douche%20p­ack

[GRIMSVOLT]

Holy feces, that kitten was adorable!

[Mangamadman25]

I hope you get better soon and can't wait to see more of your adventures

[Mangamadman25]

The venders dress was amazing

[terakahn]

Intro was awwwwwwwwwwwwwesome.

[makewon99]

a flush of douches?

[CableLoganSummers]

Feel better soon please. :)

[TwiztedSound]

Visit Vinnitsa, I grew up there. Say hi to my grandma ;)

[HelloImLu]

That cat looks badass.

[RacetrackSkulls]

You have to go to class on your holiday.... thats whack yo

[Infinity1UPs]

OMG KOOOT KITTEH!! ^__^

[RuddGerrath]

yeay! The atmosphere at Lviv kinda reminds me of Brussels. Oh how I miss the cold weather. Asia's so HOT!

[jonrabago]

I have acrophobia so watching the view in the tower made my stomach feel weird.

[Purifiedmagic]

OMG Show us some pictures of the cat!

[EPZQ]

Nice Face xD

[Purifiedmagic]

I was thinking more of a 'cluster' or a 'crawd' of douchebags maybe for randomness, a 'gaggle' of douchebags.

Anyways, Lviv is EPIC!

[bogdahn]

Well good luck with your face Dodger :P

[ColeJMcC]

Okay so

A. Hope you get feeling better and the bug stops biting you.

B. I believe multiple Douches is Douchi, and if I'm not mistaken it's a barrage of Douchi....uh yeah that's good.

C. And the part where the dude's on those bike things playing music go by..., yeah that reminds me of Moulin Rouge.

[Clifonha586]

How did it end ?!?!?! Probably with pain and vodka

Epic response is epic

[vote4boz]

"lol, jk"

[robitoist]

that cat is like just let me sleep

[thisshouldsay2K]

When people ask what happened to your eye, it would be funnier(in a sick way) to say that you "fell down the stairs."

[nicholasxuu]

miss u dodger, what's wrong with ur left eye?

[Quixotic1018]

The Bourne Identity soundtrack would've made that Bazaar footage so much more intense

[gualeshadow]

I have started incorporating recoculous into my daily lexicon.

[DustyWulf1]

a box of douches



[nfin8one]

Proper name=douchebag. Ergo, a bag of douches.

[kablamo9999]

Feel better soon!

[mtilby]

I saw the Euro 2012 logo and I was pleased.

[kazoosc]

i had never heard of a jersey of douches .. but I don't think it reflects the .. quality? of douches. I looked up a couple definitions and think it should be a spray of douches

[baddogonline]

That looks like so much fun! How many Americans ever get to do that?

[geggleto]

KITTY LASERS GO MEW MEW

[sagetology]

You and your videos are fantastic!

Oh, and good luck with your face!

[drawm08]

the cat is like : wut r u saying? wth is this? ho cuddle... its alright then.. prrrrrr

[pete275]

Maybe Every day is Bizarre day in Lviv :D

[tripd0t]

1:53

I thought you were gonna call the bazaar bizarre.... I just lost 10 bucks.

WAY TO GO DUDE!

[BlueDagger4Ever]

A Gaggle of Douches seems quite fitting

[FaxonD]

Oh but I do realize.

[TheVaroEdition]

A rash of douchbags...

[AssassinParkour]

You got me into the habit of drinking coffeh while I'm on youtube. I was wondering, how do you like your coffeh?

[SirJamestown]

I was feeling kind of shitty tonight, and this video cheered me up a little so I'd just like to say thank you. All the stuff about Lviv I mean, haha

[MrLoneWolf777]

Cool! A couple of my friends just went to S. Korea to teach English. I should totally go visit them next summer and try vlogging!

[Excelion333]

A drove of douches.

[Leodeadman]

Why do you have a black eye? Was Laine that pissed that you werent @ the Game Station?

[DontGoChanging7]

I think I'm going to call them douche troupe's, partially because they both have e's on the end of their words and partially because i want to

[insanewhiteboi]

10:07 looks a lil bit like dodger dosent it??

[Grymmorgan]

@Hazedream Back in your canoe. O.o

[pizzadragon1122]

@Hazedream How could you even think of such a horrible thing, you piece of worthless crap. Hopefully you get eaten by a bear in the near future, I hope you enjoy your stay in hell once you die and everyone forgets you. Dodger shouldn't have to see comment's from retarded, mindless, zombies like you.

[Hazedream]

@pizzadragon1122 yo man just goto sleep...

[deltora13]

so how long is she going to stay thre?

[Grymmorgan]

@DexterityBonus C'mon, Dodge...it's "a canoe of douches!" x^P

BUUUGSS 888888CHUUUU FAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSSSS!!!!!! o.O

kitteh :^)

[dakkakid]

AW LOOK AT THE KITTEH!!!!

[dustdirtandstone]

Hooray! What a neat looking city. So umm, can't think of a single word to describe it. I want to say medieval, but not quite. I guess eastern european could sum it up >_>

Erika cracked me up. She's got that look where she's either super unimpressed by the human affection, or for reals gazing in adoration. Cats is silly beasts.

<3

[Chumppi]

@dustdirtandstone Not really... all of Europe is filled with old buildings - unlike US where things are max. 300 years old :p

[t0f0b0]

@Chumppi except native ruins.

[dustdirtandstone]

@Chumppi I wasn't just talking about the buildings. Also the outfits and those bike things. Altho maybe a lot of that is the festival type shenanigans Dodger was alluding to.

[Wafflesmmm]

Dodge. you need to setup a fund called Send Dodge to xxxxxx. we get to vote on the place tho. if we all gave alittle we could send you al over the place and get awesome videos.

[Jocko6418]

1:15 "I don't think that's gonna fly"

I see what you did there

[BlackLusterification]

Looks like you had a barrel of laughs and tons of fun. I'm glad your trip is going awesome and you still look gorgeous even after being sick and covered in bug bites.

[CainOrdamoth]

A vampire bit your chin.

[florian618]

dodger isnt a fan of "PDA". Soooooooooooo american XD

[Zachura230]

So I have to ask... If I take my cat with me to Ukraine, will she be able to talk with all the other kitties there? Or will there be a language barrier...

"Questions that may never be answered..." :C

[F3n10]

@Zachura230 since your cat will most likely "talk" bodylanguage... ah whatever

[theflorgeormix]

struck while in the USSR with how completely normal it is really, normal decent folks and nice, a lot of people talked to us back in the Chernenko era

[uberCOUGHmedicine]

was your friend's fever from bieber fever?

[VBTom09]

12:26 - Apparently in Ukraine, cyclists stereotypically ring their bells when they pass.

[That9Guy]

Ohh Dodge how I've missed thee :D

[pete275]

A committee (no, you didn't accidentally turn on local echo, that's how you spell committee)

[BadWhiteWolf]

I never was in Lviv, but I watch your video. So it's really look like some polish city, not like Ukraine.

Also this consortium of douches is really normal. I live in Saint-Petersburg, so I often have a walk with friends around a city for hours in this groups. :D

PS I do not quickly understand what is Lviv, because on russian it sounds different. D:

[Serratus648]

@BadWhiteWolf Lviv - originally Lwów in Polish (Lion or Lion city) was along with now days Ukrainian territory integral part of Polish Kingdom and The Commonwealth of Two Nations Kingdom. It emerged as separate state only after 1 w.w. and became independent state just few years ago...

[BadWhiteWolf]

@Serratus648

Thanks, but I know history. I just saying. It very look like polish city. It's no secret in Eastern Europe, that Polish "home" lands eastern, that it actually have now, you know.

And Lviv is steel Lwow on Russian, Ukraine etc. And it sounds like Lion on Russian. Not exactly, but very close.

[Serratus648]

@BadWhiteWolf oh, ok then. Sorry if I got a bit patronizing. That wasn't my intention.

[astronautonomicron]

have they been hitting you dodger??? its safe to tell us here!

[skateNappreciate]

damn, you really looked like you got in a fight lol

[Treknologist]

Thank you so much for this! I have been to Ukraine 5 times now, but NEVER to Lviv. It looks so pretty! Only a small part of Kyiv looks like that, and it's not as well preserved.

[MrUlloa1]

14:03 H YES I DO!!!!!!

because its hard not to see yor ARE SO HOT!!!

[MrUlloa1]

its really funny the way that everyone looks like giants frm Dodgers view

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

A Harem of Douches would work

[beatchef]

A 'pop' of douches, like popped collar xD

[HolyBunny1559]

I MISSED YOU DODGER!

[DefermentDoctrine]

I always use the word "flock" for a group of living things. Not the most accurate word but certainly practical.

A flock of douches sounds like they can fly away any time.

[Mehcide]

You could say the bizarre was *sunglasses* bizarrely big.... YEAAAAAHHHH

[TheAmeenGuy]

mosquitoes huh? been there dodger...been there... me and my brothers used to have a competition on whoever can kill the most mosquitoes... if you hit one with ur hand its less points than if you throw an object like a pillow or something... yep...thats my life

[Ti133700N]

3:45 вода (vodá) water, almost sounds like Vodka lol

[TheOtherBlink]

Dodger, I think the bugs of the world are out to get you lol.

[AllieRX87]

@TheOtherBlink Bug Tales, WOO-ooh!

[SomeonesYouseDonKnow]

I believe the correct terminology would be a Cabal of Douches

[idietoskate]

hope your face is better by now & the kitty was cute XD

[macro312]

Actually, the correct plural description is "Clusterfuck" of douches.

[l4dpariah]

It was a gaggle of douches. xD