King Billy Coke Bottle Pet Mud Crab

[Fackyouluser]

all hail the king

[Pheonixblood1234]

aha thats king billy coke bottle for ya!

[Mckxm]

same thing happened to my pet mud crab

[B100DWRATH666]

fucking classic , upload more if possible, subscribed and liked.

[fktk01]

the mud crab he had was illegal when fisheries bloke said mud crab caught illegal

morton said it was a pet and let him swim away

inspector needs mud crab to process as illegal morton asks him what he is talking about as he hasnt seen a mud crab is that simple enough explanation

[Monobrowsrox]

i might sound stupid but i dont get this joke so can someone tell me what it means

[yppbenazo]

turning on captions makes this twice as funny xD

[AmmyySmiilesBaabeey]

yes he has several cds

[MrDarryl1977]

Very Funny

[Earthwalker40]

That woman isn't very attractive.

[EinMagillaGorilla]

It's Morton, brother.

[mrKronicles1]

"Wheres what?" hahah

[i2hatejb]

soooo funny



[SeekaGamespace]

He's mah pet mudcreb

[theozzyoscar]

mud clrab? :P

[CondemnedPatriot]

i loled

[mullet99LOL]

one of the best jokes ever mate

[kortex55]

better if he said, "where's the mudcrab mortin?" "what mud crab?" at the end :)

[happyfeet733]

hahahahaha....... Deadly!!!...... LOL

[chrispy104k]

Could have sworn that this is Kevin Bloody Wilson.

[wordreet]

Ahahahahahahahahahah! Love it!

[thatONEguy3993]

I came across a mudcrab the other day, nasty things...

[ignorantpom]

@thatONEguy3993

I try to avoid them whenever I can....

Quite ironic though since muc crabs brought me here.

[dirtysouth202]

were is he......were's wat



[bubbb88]

it missed the last bit! "what mudcrab?" ahhaha

[ThePewmah]

Aboriginal - 1

White fella fisheries - 0

[Johnnynuts1991]

@ThePewmah white fella in general - infinite.

Aboriginal - 0

[TommoBro187]

funniest shit

[xXMW2nutterXx]

thumbs up if u think this dude is awesome!! xD

[TribalMother]

this guy is the best :))

[jezwaah]

fuckin LOL !

[ransom67]

lmao

[nickyboy22071989]

fuckin nearly pissed myself

[MickAussieGuy]

love it

[coolfreddy100]

lol

[Bigfellr]

whats this guys real name

[littleaussierippa]

@Bigfellr His real name is Maurice Beers and he's actually a white man.

[Bigfellr]

@littleaussierippa 

[tool85pushit]

@littleaussierippa It's actually Louis Beers! Cheers

[ang3l2749]

LOL... mud crab

[priceyinbowen]

thankyou

[UtubeH8tr]

illegal crab guy: i will never give you my pet...ILL KEEL YOU!

Cop: "I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU..."

[Jomma47]

@UtubeH8tr u got that of oblivion u noob

[RedbullExclamation]

HAHAHHAHA

[roscominmiboi]

yer this 1 is funny 9/10 :)

[2Low317]

LOL cant fine someone for not having the thing hahaha (whats wrong with catching a mud crab? j/w)

[UtubeH8tr]

i've fought mud crabs more fearsome than you!

[XxXJaCkrabItTXxX]

ottovseson

[southporeNRG]

where is he?, Where's what ?

LMAO 10/10 (Y)

[AreaQNH870]

Haven't heard Billy coke bottle in 15 years! Where can ya find his stuff these days?

[pooshma1996]

nice

[segatamat]

hahaha!!

[photoartist3d]

Aboriginal stand-up comedy. Very good indeed!

[mitchellcarlton]

fuck ya mitch is the best

[thekybosh]

Good laugh, thanks.

[TheGrffg]

haha good one

[DeathMetalMurder]

Joke never get's old.

[matty14682]

he has 16 cds i think

[emmawoods93]

ahahahahah. da fisheries fellas

[eljefe90]

lmfao

[TheTownsvillian]

i got the cd's

[spartan11111118]

wheres wot?

[wivvix]

Hahaha. Brilliant.

[heapscheersjack]

this guys a legend has he got a cd?

[richardstribe]

yer hes gotta cd

[prototypep4]

@heapscheersjack dude u got any idea how old king billy is? this is really old it was probably recorded with casette recorder.

[Hitlerislove88]

@heapscheersjack yeah he's put out a number of albums

[SRURABUS]

@heapscheersjack yeah he has CDS you would just have to search real hard

[TheBitchAndTheSaint]

@heapscheersjack a few actually lol

[SpinifexGal]

@heapscheersjack yeah he does its funny i think he has 3 volumes

[theliberator1]

@heapscheersjack has he got a cd? probably. i remember he had a cassette tape and i think even a vinyl.

[lollylover234]

gay

[theleakytaps]

you wont get it if your not from australia

[SydneyTrainDriver]

Lolly lovers are gay.

[MRpipeherdown]

That shit was funny...

[iLikeDragon]

lmao

[avoskone]

ahahah wheres what

[dx6789]

You are a legend for upping this!!

[carcinogenXkiss]

this is so old lol. never stops being funny

[avoskone]

ahahah wheres what

[kiwibenjo]

haha who that ambrie cunt up the top who reckons who ever watch this is pathetic geez chill out you pathetic for watching it to you stupid fuck

[ambrie]

this video is fuken pathetic who the fuk listens to this bullshit all u dumfuks who do ur now evan more useless

[stranos]

Learn to spell retard then maybe we may pay attention to your comments. Reading your illiterate bullshit gives me a headache.

[leejames1982]

its called australian stand up comedy you fukwit. people arent dumb for listening to stand up comedy and its a bloody good joke anyway so piss off ya wanker!

[directingmumble]

I love the way he says mate its the most awesome accent ever xD

[fisstybubsjr]

bloody best joke ever love it

[intergalactic12]

and i hate you

[shadowmad1]

lmfao great.

[22vs14]

waste of time

[marajuwena]

i ahve th cd and on my ipod

[Meitchy]

:) Pretty funny ae

ive been meanin to put more up i will soon tho dw guys

[ismellfunnyto]

@Meitchy hell yeah thanks so much for it.

[ransom67]

really funny

[spartan11111118]

where is what?

HAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA!

[wings3Dmaster]

LOL

this is pissa

[PyromaniacLord666]

weres wat?? haha lol

[haribolollies]

he's amazing

ily, good work

[doggers17]

your a champ i been looking 4 him 4 soo long... so funny

[HaiPingPhuk]

AWESOOOOME...well done & keep em comin :)

[trentspencerktm]

mud crab win!